Jian San was green's self-cultivation

Chapter 34

Tang Tang stepped on the chair with one foot and the table with the other, holding an empty red wine bottle as a microphone in his hand.Such a funny posture, but the expression on his face is very affectionate.

With the clean voice of a young man, it is not as hoarse as a mature man.With eyes closed, the eyelashes are longer than those of girls.It seemed that no one believed him when he was told he was drunk and insane.

Tang Tang narrowed his eyes and looked at the audience below, all looking at him with surprised eyes.

A bunch of neuroses.Tang Tang pursed his lips, climbed down from the table, stepped on the chair with both feet, and watched Zhao Xukai, who was closest to him, get up and support him.

"Old Zhao, why do you have eight eyes?" Tang Tang smirked and stretched out his hand to grab the braid on the back of Zhao Xukai's head, and touched the person's eyes with the other hand.

Zhao Xukai avoided that hand, then rolled his eyes.This old Tang is usually so cute, he looks like he is about to go to heaven when he is drunk.

Enduring the pain of being pulled by the pigtail on the back of his head, Zhao Xukai wanted to throw the drunk Tang Tang outside. 【Smile】

Tang Tang, who didn't touch those eight eyes, was extremely wronged, his mouth was flattened, and just as he was about to pretend to be pitiful, there was a strong gas in his stomach that wanted to run outside.

"Hiccup~"

Tang Tang belched on Zhao Xukai's face full of alcohol, and sat down obediently contentedly, not caring at all that he was sitting on the chair he stepped on just now.

Zhao Xukai's face turned blue, he was already suffocated by the class teacher's mouthful of alcohol before, and now Tang Tang burped him, full of alcohol, today is truly an incomparably wonderful day.

Comrade Zhao Xukai, who was very angry, quickly sent a message to Lu Xinxin while Tang Tang was being well-behaved for a while.Although he can also clean up Tang Tang, throwing him to Lu Xinxin will have a better annual drama, so that he is worthy of the alcohol sprayed on his face.

Zhao Xukai's face was contorted, with a sinister smile, completely ignoring the other two roommates and his girlfriend who moved the chair a little further away as if they didn't know him.

As for Tang Tang, a silly dog, after being well-behaved for a while, he started to make trouble again.Don't drink this time, but pull your braids.

With a pale face, Zhao Xukai endured the pain of Tang Tang's constant pulling of his braid, and the weight that lay on him from time to time, took a photo of himself, and sent it to Lu Xinxin without making any mosaics.Not only that, he also sent a message in the past.

Zhao Xukai: If you don't come to pick him up again, I'll take him back to the dormitory and deal with it [wave] Look how clingy he is to me now [smile]

Okay, how powerful are these words? Probably, less than 5 minutes after Zhao Xukai posted these words, he saw Lu Xinxin outside.

At this time, Lu Xinxin had already got off work and was about to go home. He planned to watch the video seventeen or eight times after returning home.It just so happened that there was another traffic jam on the road, and I just received a message from Zhao Xukai, so I opened it and took a look...Okay, I went to pick up Tang Tang.

Zhao Xukai looked at Lu Xinxin who was driving a Maybach, without any expression on his face.

Lu Xinxin looked at Tang Tang who was lying on Zhao Xukai's body and playing with his pigtails, feeling a little jealous.When did Tang Tang stick to him so much?If it weren't for knowing that that person was Tang Tang's roommate, he would still be very concerned about the threats he had made before!

Picking up Tang Tang, who was drunk but still alive and kicking about to do something, seeing him pawing Zhao Xukai's body with his hands and muttering little braids, his heart was overwhelmed.

Tang Tang is now like a child who doesn't want others to hold him, accepting his life.

Zhao Xukai coaxed Tang Tang into Lu Xinxin's car like a child, and with a good voice like an old mother, he rubbed Tang Tang's head and looked up to stare at Lu Xinxin like a class enemy.

"Our old man from Tang Dynasty is innocent, so don't bully him." Zhao Xukai glared at Lu Xinxin who was standing beside him, and suddenly changed his mind.I always felt that it was not good to throw Old Tang to this guy who didn't know the basics, and I regretted it a bit, "Forget it, I will take care of him, you go back."

Just as Lu Xinxin was about to say something, she turned her head and glanced at Tang Tang who was obediently sitting in her seat.

"Why would you hand it over after it's in my hands? You have to ask Tang Tang if you want to leave." Lu Xinxin took a step to stop Zhao Xukai's movement, and her height of 1.8 meters [-] gave her a great advantage.

Tang Tang's nose moved, and a sweet smell rushed into his nose.After sneezing, he got out of the car and squatted on the ground, hugging Lu Xinxin's legs.

"Xiangxiang~" Tang Tang's nose smelled from Lu Xinxin's legs all the way to his neck, and after confirming that it was coming from the neck, he bit on Lu Xinxin's neck.

The body of the bitten person shook and became extremely stiff.And Zhao Xukai next to him was even more stunned, watching Tang Tang hug Lu Xinxin's waist, and gnaw on Lu Xinxin's neck.

Tsk, it looks real.

Mrs. Zhao Xukai gave up her decision to bring Tang Tang back again, and glared at Lu Xinxin again.This guy is going to push his little cabbage, he not only feels distressed but also wants to laugh.As for gender?As parents, they don't care, they don't care, as long as their children are happy.

If Tang Tang knows that Zhao Xukai is taking advantage of him again, he must let him know who his father is.

Zhao Xukai, who didn't notice, covered his face and returned to the place where they had dinner, and threw Tang Tang to Lu Xinxin just like that.

And Lu Xinxin stood there, not daring to move at all, allowing Tang Tang to bite on his neck.He couldn't feel any pain at all.I just felt ten thousand ants biting my heart, it was crispy and numb, like being poisoned.

"Sweet, woo woo woo, what a time." Tang Tang sighed as he gnawed on Lu Xinxin's neck like a duck's neck.

Lu Xinxin hooked the corners of her mouth helplessly, obviously she should be depressed and speechless, but she was full of pampering.

"Tang Tang? Brother~ I'm in the car, I'm going home." Lu Xinxin doesn't know how to coax people, but he used to see his father coaxing a drunk mother, just like coaxing a three-year-old child.

Tang Tang let go, blinked at the unfamiliar person in front of him, then got into the car and sat on the passenger seat.

"Tiantian sit down, is there any candy to eat?" Tang Tang seemed like a child who hadn't grown up yet, very childish.

Lu Xinxin was taken aback, he didn't expect Tang Tang to have such a cute nickname.Holding back a smile, he sat in his own driving seat, and put on the seat belt for Tang Tang beside him.

"Tiantian, sit down obediently. I'll give you Tangtang when I get home." Lu Xinxin coaxed her and looked up at Tang Tang who was sitting in the co-pilot.

Under the light of the moonlight and street lamps, the black hair was scattered on the forehead, and the long eyelashes were also on the eyelids, curled up like a doll.The fair skin can be seen at a glance that it must feel very good to the touch, the face is still flushed, and the light-colored lips are pursed, although thin but plump, it must feel good to kiss.

Tang Tang nodded obediently, watched the person next to him step on the accelerator, and left the place.

Zhao Xukai returned to the wine table and looked at the empty plates on the table, wanting to cry.

"Where's Old Tang? Did you throw him outside?" Mo Ye leaned over and asked, but his face was still cold.However, there was a bit of blush after drinking on a cold face, which looked a little unique.

Zhao Xukai pouted angrily in disgust, and motioned Mo Ye to look outside. "Someone took him away. Isn't he drunk? Sober up."

Along the way, Tang Tang rarely made a fuss, just sat on his seat, resting his chin on one hand, and looked out of the window.He's rarely been so quiet when drunk, but he can't be quiet for long.

Sure enough, when the car drove up the bustling street, Tang Tang rolled down the window, stretched out his hand, pointed at the stars and said to Lu Xinxin who was sitting in the cab: "Junior brother! I want to eat stars!"

Lu Xinxin glanced at him, but didn't realize that there were stars and seas in her eyes.Touching Tang Tang's hair with one hand, he couldn't help but pinch his face, which seemed to feel good, and said, "Then take your hand back, and I'll give you stars when I get home, okay? Tiantian is obedient, brother won't Lied to you."

Tang Tang withdrew his hand, sat upright in his seat, put his hands on his lap obediently, and answered yes in a childish voice.

Seeing that people are so obedient, Lu Xinxin also had the idea of ​​teasing people.

"Come on, Tiantian, call me brother~"

Tang Tang raised his chubby face, and called out to his brother sweetly.

Woohoo, so cute.Lu Xinxin was crying violently in his heart. He actually heard Tang Tang call his brother in his lifetime.

"Come on, sweetie~Call my husband, listen~~~" Because there were only the two of them in the car, Lu Xinxin returned to her humble nature.

Tang Tang innocently raised his head and looked at Lu Xinxin on the side. Seeing his expectant look, he opened his mouth and yawned.

Lu Xinxin, who was originally looking forward to it, looked away when Tang Tang yawned and ignored him.His heart hurt a little, he felt wronged.

He took out a fruit candy from his pocket, and said to Tang Tang earnestly and expectantly while driving, "Xiao Tiantian~ If you call me husband, I'll give you this candy, okay?"

Tang Tang turned around, took the candy from Lu Xinxin's hand, peeled off the wrapper and stuffed the candy into his mouth.The sweet taste spread in his mouth, and he narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.

Under Lu Xinxin's expectant eyes, Tang Tang opened his mouth obediently and said, "Dog Bi~"

The aggrieved Lu Xinxin drove the car, and did not force Tang Tang to call him husband.Although I felt wronged, I still drove obediently, and drove fast and steadily.It didn't take long to arrive.

And Lu Xinxin, who had recovered from the scar and forgot the pain, pulled the handbrake with a smile on his face.As long as he thinks that Tang Tang will live in his house today, he will feel full of joy, and it doesn't even matter if he is scolded by his precious brother as a dog.

"Sweet~ Get out of the car~~~Brother will unbuckle your seat belt~"

The author has something to say: Tang Tang:? ? ?I don't think you're out of your mind

Lu Xinxin: Can't you call me husband [Grievance]

Tang Tang: No

Tangtang children with all kinds of strange nicknames