Kuaishou's Heart Attack Battle Reborn

Teacher Gu's small class is starting!

Today's topic is: How to seduce Xi Hui.

Get your people ready first, and then... hey, nothing else matters.

Start!

The students are: Lu Miao from the world of trainees (ah, why am I here, I'm straight).

Ji Heng of the ancient world (I really am the Son of Destiny hahaha).

Chen Han from Fantasy World (no, I don't mean to seduce him).

Han Chengyuan in the modern world (takes out a small notebook).

Teacher Gu asked: What is Xi Hui's criteria for choosing a spouse?

Lu Miao: "I know, I know! He said it when he participated in the show. Xi Hui said that he likes cute ones, preferably sexy ones, that can attract him. By the way, it seems that it is best to have a serious appearance , Cold on the outside and coquettish on the inside. Seduce him can't be too obvious, just be a little more distant. Tsk tsk, this request..."

Chen Han: "Aren't you a straight man? Why do you memorize other people's mate selection criteria so well?"

Ji Heng: "??? I don't understand."

Han Chengyuan: "I can be sexy! Cute...ah, can cuteness be eaten as a meal? People who are rich and willing to spend money on their lovers are the cutest!"

Teacher Gu asked again: What do you think is your greatest strength?

Ji Heng rushed to answer: "I am the emperor! The world belongs to me! I am willing to hand over the country!"

Han Chengyuan: "Let's get to know the top rich second generation. The kind who can play Sanda, can play two musical instruments, and is proficient in three foreign languages! By the way, he looks good! There is no Chen Huang here to say that I am shameless hahaha!"

Chen Han: "Without me, Xi Hui would not have met you guys. Thank you for the music with the sky-falling sunglasses and cigars." (Ladadadadahh's music sounded at the right time)

Lu Miao: "Scared. They are all bosses. Why did you let me come here? I'm just a little star with tens of millions of fans."

Teacher Gu asked: What is the relationship between Xi Hui and you?What is the attitude?

Lu Miao: "Competitor plus teammate relationship. Attitude? He seemed to value me a lot at first, but later he became casual... Gray Miao cp has long been cold."

Han Chengyuan: "He's my boyfriend! Don't accept objections! He's dated me! More than once!"

Ji Heng: "It must be a relationship of love and killing each other! Don't you know that the words love and kill each other on the article label are for me?"

Chen Han: "emmmm should be a product trial person? Is the system easy to use? I don't ask Xi Hui for any attitude. Thank you for giving me a five-star review!"

Gu Hean asked: If you could do it all over again like me, what choice would you make?

Chen Han: "It's said that I'm already doing it all over again... Seriously, why am I here!"

Chen Han used the "Space Summoning Technique" to summon the Duke.

The Duke: "There is absolutely no rebirth for no reason in the world, no encounter for no reason. If my goddess of fate gives me her soft palm again, I would like to dance with her and let the redbuds bloom again. The whole land—”

Han Chengyuan: "What the hell is upstairs. My words will definitely make Gu Hean's plane never land, take advantage of people's danger, and then sneak in, and finally get what you want..."

Ji Heng: "I want to be the emperor myself first, and then if he wants to, I will make him a prince, and if I don't want to, I will put him in the palace."

Lu Miao: "Upstairs is scary. Do you want to be a son or a lover? In my opinion, I must follow the footsteps of Xihui, and make my debut with ease~"

Teacher Gu's last question——

"Knock on Grandma Li! Where did you come to join my class! Do you really think that I will teach you to seduce Xi Hui!"

"Let me tell you! None of you are Xi Hui's criteria for choosing a spouse! I am the only cute and sexy person! Hey! What are your greatest strengths? My dear, he can do it himself! Only I can Be reborn with him! You can't do it, you don't need to assume that you can be reborn, okay?"

"It's me and him who fell in love and killed each other. Although the element of killing is a bit weaker, we love a lot!"

"Sorry, without the system, I can still meet my dear Huh!"

Dismissal.

Next, interview the passers-by.

Liu Bai: "I don't accept it! Why is it Lu Miao who is in the class above! Obviously I have more weight! Isn't the gray and white cp more popular? Unspoken rules, naked unspoken rules %&%&￥..."

OK, next one.

Ji Chen: "I am his father."

Concubine Li: "I'm her mother. Huh? He said he wants to recognize me as the queen mother?"

Xie Liu: "Stop talking, everyone has already forgotten about me..."

God of Light: "My child, you are the glory of God."

Skeleton Demon: "So I also have a role? Thank you Lord Duke, thank God of Darkness, thank the author..."

Chen Huang: "Han Cheng is far from shameless! Say it again, Han Cheng is far from shameless!"

Other second generations: "The Lujiang Live Streaming Platform has closed down! The Lujiang Live Streaming Platform has closed down! The boss, Han Chengyuan, squandered for love, owed 3.5 million, and ran away after his boyfriend! We have no choice but to take his luxury The car is worth the wages. The original price is 300 million, 500 million, 1000 million, all 100 yuan 100 yuan! Han Chengyuan, you are not a human being, and you have worked so hard to be the background board for several chapters. If you don’t pay wages, you return our youthful blood and sweat !"

Great god roommate: "What about my name, I can't be so lazy, give me one, I'm Xihui's life mentor on the way to growth!"

Liang Qisi: "I can't wait to see the birth of treasures under my hands."

Fu Ziyu: "Weak, pitiful, and helpless, I've practiced martial arts for so many years and I'm not a training partner, hey!"

Xi Hui: "I will not disappoint my expectations! Come on, continue!"

......

"The school leader, Xi Hui, please comment on this class!" (Applause applause applause)

Xi Hui: "I don't think so. This teacher only asks questions and doesn't teach students anything."

"The attitude was very bad, and even halfway through the class, he said that he couldn't teach this kind of thing in the first place."

"So I'm going to say—"

"In the future, there is no need to take this class of teaching others to seduce me. Teacher Gu He'an's teacher's license will be revoked."

"and also--"

"Please, Mr. Gu, practice your teaching skills before you start the class. If you don't have that ability, you can't teach others, okay?"

"Seduce? With all due respect, I haven't felt Teacher Gu's superb seduction skills."

"Sexy and cute? Let's not talk about sexy. How can someone be teasing while blushing? Cute? I think it's a bit silly."

"There is also ambiguity. This point must be strongly criticized. Is your ambiguity just to reduce the appearance rate? Look for yourself, are the chapters you released secretly glued? Oh, no, there are also blatant glues. of."

"I have to ask Teacher Gu a question here."

"Do you think—are you seducing me, or am I seducing you?"

Gu He'an screamed: "You you you! It's you! It's you who is seducing me!"

The evidence is in the side story of the trainee world:

[Gu He'an is a little scared, but also a little excited.He felt the violent heartbeat in his chest, and thought of what he blurted out before - "seduce you".

Oops, it's the other way around.he thinks. ] (Here should be a picture of Gu Hean blushing and beating)

Xi Hui (leader-style applause): "Mr. Gu finally said something well."

"Teacher Gu's class is generally very good. It is well organized and echoes back and forth. And the typhoon is stable, not at all like a fledgling newcomer ([-] cents, delete in brackets)."

"Teacher Gu's class made me understand how to show affection in front of a defeated dog without any trace. Bark bark bark bark!"

"Mr. Gu, are you happy to start a live broadcast? It's the kind of bed...cough what are you doing? Of course it's teaching us how to fold the sheets, you little clever thing."

Gu He'an (with a sigh of relief): "Thank you for your strong support for my course. But I'm sorry, everything is under the leadership's order, and this course will not be held again!"

"Finally, I would like to ask our chief executive to say a few words." (Applause Applause Applause Sahua Sahua Sahua)

Xi Hui: "Thank you to everyone who has accompanied me till now! I wish you all good food, good food and happiness in the days without me!"

The author has something to say: It's officially over!

I have seen this, bookmark the author's column, so that I can see it when I open a new article.

The next article will still focus on the summer vacation.

I can’t write about the main subject, but romance and no CP may be written in the future, I love you!