[Online Game] The Art of Headmaster

"It's impossible." Song Wenshen muttered while holding the fragment containing the dragon sword.

Yan Linlang patted the other party, full of sympathy.In order to comfort the other party, he even opened up the authority of the disciple's dormitory. Song Wenshen entered the room and sat cross-legged on Mr. Yan's arhat bed, holding the broken sword with trembling hands and tears in his eyes.

"Drink some tea." A white porcelain tea cup was handed in front of her. The tea soup was green and pleasant, and the green leaves were twirling.

Song Wenshen drank it down in one gulp, and threw it away casually, unaware that the tea set in his hand was Xiaoyan's sharp weapon.

There was a thud, and when Gu Zhaoci pushed the door open, he saw Yan Linlang squatting on the ground with her butt pouted.He raised his eyebrows, stepped forward and saw the other party holding a white porcelain cup in his arms.

"Hey..." Two long sighs came from the small room.

"What happened?" Gu Zhaoci skillfully pulled out a snack box from the cabinet, Yan Linlang stared at him silently, and said quietly, "Gu Zhaoci is my home."

Gu Zhaoci blinked innocently, seeing Yan Linlang's heart almost softening.It was the reason of the poor ghost that awakened him, and he firmly stretched out his hand, "Give me the money."

In the end, the head of Song shamelessly summoned Yong Wu to bring a table of good wine and food.It's strange to say that after the construction of the disciple's hut, every Qionghua Sect disciple was allocated a room, and Yan Linlang was the only one who used it seriously. Wardrobe.For the remaining few, I heard that Gu Mei threw a big bed into the room, so Shutu simply used the squatter as a warehouse. As for the head of Song, he didn't even know where his own room was.

So everyone unanimously fell in love with Mr. Yan's comfortable, elegant and interesting small room.

Song Wenshen was not surprised to see He Youda Lala walk into the room, picked up a soft pillow and collapsed on the bed as if he was at home.

"Xiaoyou, how did you get the permission?" Song Wenshen poked the disciple with the broken Hanlong Sword. Gu Mei must rely on her beauty, and Yong Wu probably relies on food.As for himself, of course he got in with a thick skin.

He You hugged a bowl of knuckles and ate his mouth full of oil, "Brother asked me to borrow money."

Everyone understands, look at the calligraphy and paintings on the wall, and the antiques in the cabinet, a lot of money has been spent.The little God of Wealth turned over, stared at Hanlongjian and widened his eyes, "Why is it broken!" He stared at his head with regret mixed with condemnation, "Where did all your money go, head? "

Song Wenshen looked sad, "Isn't saving food and expenses for the teacher just for you little bastards? How much does such a big sect cost!"

The little bunnies bowed their heads tacitly to pick up the vegetables.

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Feeling the hardships in the world once again, Head Song became angry, and was caught off guard by a rib being stuffed into his mouth.Gu Zhaoci looked as usual while eating, Song Wen took a deep look at the other party and closed his mouth to eat the ribs.Yan Linlang watched the other party gnaw while throwing oily ideas on her valuable table, and felt a sudden pain in her heart, as if what the other party was throwing was not oily spots but sulfuric acid.He inexplicably had an ominous premonition, and soon he found that what he was afraid of had happened.

On this day, Yong Wu was sitting in the room carefully peeling a pot of edamame, and there were a few full-fledged scum in the corner.Yan Linlang clutched his chest and struggled to breathe, "You have to sleep and go back to your own room! And you peel the edamame and go to the dining room!" He glanced at his quaint vase stuffed with a handful of chicken feathers, and then took a closer look at the custom-made vase. There was a piece of pork on the Bogu shelf, and he almost passed out.

"You really think of this as a cafeteria?"

"No!" Sect Leader Song corrected the other party righteously, "It's probably a high-end reception room plus an entertainment room."

Yan Linlang was furious and pulled out his lightsaber. He was so angry this time that he even forgot to use the fan he usually used to stab Song Wenshen in the back of the head with his sword.I saw Song Wenshen bowed his head to avoid the sword wind, took out a handful of fragments from his bag, and started the daily Xianglinsao mode.

"My sword! Ah..." He let out three long howls in grief, but he still had a sense of rhythm.

He You raised his head slowly and said seriously, "I think our sect will end sooner or later."

In the background, the leader of Song is jumping around everyday, crying and howling wolves.

Yan Linlang laughed angrily, and knelt down to study the pile of debris. "It still can't be repaired?" Song Wenshen howled twice to express his agreement. "Forget it." Xiaoyan took out a broom and swept out the garbage without hesitation. The third junior brother and the head were swept out together.

"Don't!" Song Wenshen held onto the hilt of the sword with Yu Yue, "There are still beads on it, which are valuable."

Yan Linlang looked down at the other party to pick the beads expressionlessly, "Do you want tools?"

"You have?"

"Pick it up and sell it for [-] cents."

Yong Wu looked indifferently and watched the two prodigal sons play. He kept moving his hands, and suddenly seemed to remember something. "By the way, I heard from Shutu that the people from Zihong Gate were taught a lesson that day. The scene was very bloody."

"Oh?" Song Wenshen didn't raise his head, "Who is it?"

"I heard it's Senior Brother Gu."

Miss Gu?Song Wenshen and Yan Linlang laughed at the same time, our sister Gu is so soft, we can play with a rabbit for a long time.

"It's probably Gu Zhaoxi." Yan Linlang interjected, "The two look alike and they probably made a mistake."

Song Wen thought for a moment, and gave up the stupid behavior of picking beads.Run to find some new life NPCs. The NPCs built a few huts in the sect. These living NPCs have no special functions. They do some part-time work for the sect NPCs in the sect every day.Among them was an NPC named Friday who was a dough kneader in Nanjiang City. Song Wenshen caught Friday and asked him to knead a few gadgets.When I saw it on Friday, the head of the shop came to the door in person, and was so happy to pinch a whole dozen of Gu Mei's image of doughnuts. Gu Mei was already good-looking, but the kneaded doughnuts were still exquisite. Song Wenshen packed them into a package and asked the system Haidongqing to give it to him. Gu Zhaoxi.

Soon the rabies brother sent a reply, to the effect that he liked the gift very much, and at the end he emphasized in a gloomy tone that the pervert is not allowed to hit my brother.Who is more perverted?Song Wenshen was also puzzled, wait a minute, wasn't Gu Zhaoxi the one who moved the fat man at Zihong Gate?Master Song read the reply letter and said in horror, Nima is taking advantage of that kid!

Wait a minute... Isn't it brother Gu? Could it be sister Gu who did it herself!He told Xiaoyan his reasoning, and the other party was silent for a while on the communicator, and said quietly, "It seems that rabies may be a family inheritance."

Even though it's not yet winter in the game, Head Song shudders, returning my gentle and virtuous sister Gu!

Song Wenshen and Yan Linlang were eagerly discussing the signs that Gu Mei was a sesame dog stuffing in the channel. Yan Linlang whispered in shock, "I remembered! Once I went to Yipin Building with my senior brother, and my senior brother packed ten small cages!"

"What! You go to Yipinlou to have a big meal while I'm away?!!!"

"Sect Leader, I think this incident can only show that Senior Brother Gu is very rich." Yong Wu hurriedly jumped out to smooth things over, because he also went to have a big meal with him that day, and Song Wenshen must not let Song Wenshen find out that he was the only one who didn't go...

"Brother ate eight radish crisps that day." He You, who teamed up with Xu Manyun to fight monsters in southern Xinjiang, made up the knife in time.

"Xiaoyou, have you also gone to Yipinlou?"

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Song Wenshen howled dryly in the sect channel, "Unfortunate for the master! A group of traitors!!!"

"Aren't we discussing whether senior brother is sesame stuffing?" Shutu couldn't stand it and jumped out.

At this moment, Gu Zhaoci suddenly went online.Everyone scattered like birds and beasts, Song Wenshen stood there with tears in his eyes and looked at Friday.

The NPC scratched its head and pinched a particularly cute Gumei face. "Leader, see you off."

Song Wenshen looked at the masker speechlessly, and flicked it with his fingers, "It's black."

"What's dark?" Gu Mei came from the direction of the mountain gate.He had newly changed his equipment, and the plain clothes set off his appearance, and his whole person seemed to be shining.

"God, sky...it's dark!" Song Wenshen stuttered in fright.Arrive as you please.

Gu Zhaoci frowned slightly and looked at the sky, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of Song Wenshen secretly stuffing something into his sleeve. "What did you steal again?"

Song Wenshen bit the bullet and stretched out his hand, "See you off."

Gu Zhaoci silently glanced at the other party, and blushed in a rare way.

no!not like this!You listen to me explain!Master Song has thousands of troops in his heart, I really don't want to covet your beauty!

"Master." NPC Auntie Zhang appeared behind Song Wenshen holding a cloth bag, with a few gray-brown plant roots wrapped in the coarse cloth of small floral flowers. "My kids picked up something from the mountain."

Song Wenshen turned his head and waved his hands exaggeratedly, "Look what we found! Some potatoes!" His expression was no less than that of picking up money when he went out.

"And ginger!" Song Wenshen's expression became more and more excited.

"A dilapidated hoe? Ah, it's a gift from nature!" The head of the Qionghua School picked up trash without any psychological pressure.

"What are these? Smelly boots?" Head Song struggled for a second, "As long as you don't have athlete's foot, you can wear them after repairing them."

"A belt with a durability of 0?" He pinched the end of the belt and compared it to himself.

"It seems to belong to Xiaoyan." Gu Zhaoci opened his mouth and said.

Song Wenshen rubbed his fingers with an unsatisfactory smile on his mouth, "Our little Yan has a pretty thin waist!"

Yan Linlang, who was chopping firewood in the back mountain, sneezed loudly.

The old hooligan complained enough about the disciple, and walked towards the dining room with a few tubers in his hands, halfway there, after thinking about it, he turned around and walked towards the disciple's hut.Gu Zhaoci watched from behind him, thinking that it seems that Xiaoyan's room is really regarded as a high-end kitchen.

"Wait a minute, those potatoes seem to be some kind of medicinal herb."

"Aha?" Song Wen was deeply regretful.Goodbye to my potato ragout, potato rib soup, braised potatoes... Looks like someone took a coin out of his pocket. "can not eat?"

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