On How to Correctly Develop a Shit Shovel Officer

Mr. Qin sat on the sofa and looked at Xu Anhe in a daze. He was thinking about things in a mess. For a while, he wanted to find out the cause of his parents' death, and for a while he thought about his good second uncle. In the end, all his thoughts were on Xu An, who was working hard and body.

Think about it carefully, what has he gained all these years?reputation?Business genius?Invest in golden fingers?The most poisonous eyes?

Gained these false names, but lost other things.

Could it be that God finally couldn't bear to see that he had no one to accompany him, so he gave him the hair ball to fill his long-term lack of emotion.

However, is it a bit much to eat hair balls?

Mr. Qin looked at the hair balls that still didn't stop after eating half a bowl. The hair balls are only this big. Isn't it too much to eat half a bowl of cat food?

Xu An and No. [-] in Zhihai directly reminded: "Host, according to your physical standards, you have eaten a lot now, and you should be full."

Xu Anhe paused while eating, but number two really didn't feel it, his stomach seemed a little full.

"Host, as a cat with a human soul, you must have self-control." No. [-] said this with sincerity, and it was really worried that the host would become the first employee in history to fail a mission because of being overwhelmed.

When it gets out, it won't be laughed to death by No. [-]?

Xu Anhe also found that his body didn't seem to have a great sense of fullness, so that he didn't feel much if No. [-] didn't remind him. It seems that he should pay more attention to eating in the future, and it will be uncomfortable if he accumulates food.

Qin Wenjing saw that Mao Tuan stopped eating, sat next to the cat bowl and began to wash the fur around his mouth with his paws, that elegant little appearance really made people's hearts tickle.

"Is the hairball full?" Qin Wenjing looked at the mouth-washing cat and said softly, as if he was afraid that he would scare the skinny cat.

"Miwu." Xu Anhe replied lazily. As a polite human being, even if Qin Wenjing couldn't understand what he was saying, he still had to reply politely.

"Good boy, Dad will clean up your nest." Qin Wenjing thought for a long time just now, and finally decided that the title of Dad is the best, and Mao Tuan will be his little treasure from now on.

He thought it was pretty good, but he gave Xu An and Lei's Jiao Linen, what did this second idiot just call himself?Did he already have auditory hallucinations from eating too much?This cat food is terrible, and it contains hallucinogenic substances.

"Host, he calls himself your father." No. [-] snickered, "Congratulations to the host."

"Don't go back to the headquarters if you have the ability." Xu Anhe said with a smile.

"..." No. [-] shut up cowardly when he heard this, he still has old issues to settle, it's better not to mess with the host.

After Qin Wenjing finished speaking, he ran to the pile of things again, looked at the pile of unpacked cat supplies for a long time, and immediately lost interest in unpacking them, so he directly picked up the hairball from the coffee table, and took the pillow on the sofa. Carrying Mao Tuan back to the room: "Mao Tuan will sleep in the same room with Dad today, and I will have someone clean up your room tomorrow."

Xu Anhe's answer to this was to stretch out his paws to grab Qin Wenjing's fingers, and bite his thumb hard with his small teeth, with a hideous look on his face, as if he wanted to eat Qin Wenjing.

God damn 'Father', I won't bite you to death.

As calm as Xu Anhe, he can't calm down about Qin Wenjing's self-proclaimed name. It's only been a few hours, how can he develop to the point of being happy?

No. [-], who was hiding in the sea of ​​consciousness, still sniggered in his heart, it really made Tong happy to see the host deflated.

Qin Wenjing felt the teeth of the little milk cat, and saw his little claws pawing at his thumb, biting his teeth, thinking that the little hairy ball had finally regained its vitality after eating, and was quite happy: "The hairy ball is so good, take a few more bites It's okay, Dad's fingers are not afraid of pain."

"..." Xu Anhe turned his head to look at Qin Wenjing when he heard this, his eyes could be said to be full of humiliation, but there was nothing he could do about it.

Qin Wenjing really took Xu Anhe back to his room, but he didn't put him on the bed, but on the small sofa by the French window, and he didn't forget to put the pillow under Xu Anhe.

After tidying up the little hair ball, Qin Wenjing turned off the lights and went back to bed to lie down. From being attacked in the afternoon to now until one o'clock in the morning, even though Qin Wenjing was full of energy, he was on the verge of exhaustion. He fell into a dream after lying down for a long time.

Xu Anhe also followed suit for a long time, and he was already very tired. The kitten himself snoozes, and he has restrained his body's instincts for such a long time.

Now that I finally had the chance to have a good night's sleep, it can be said that I fell asleep in seconds.

For a moment, there was only the sound of light breathing in the whole room, and a little light penetrated into the room through the cracks in the curtains, and one person, one cat, felt a sense of tranquility.

Xu Anhe felt that he had just fallen asleep, and suddenly the system alarm sounded in his mind, waking Xu Anhe up from his sleep.

Xu Anhe, who didn't get enough sleep and was still a little angry about getting up, said in a bad tone: "System, you'd better give me a reasonable..."

"Susu host... I detected a drone tied to a drone..." Number two seemed to be quite frightened, and started to stutter again: "And, and it seems that the target is Qin Wenjing ahhh Ahh..."

No matter how sleepy Xu Anhe was, he would be woken up by fright. The fur on his back was frightened by the system's words, and he jumped off directly regardless of the height of the sofa. When he touched the ground, his hind paws seemed to hit something. Followed by severe pain.

"Master Susu, your hind leg, your hind leg hit something, and your bone is broken..." No. [-] turned around anxiously, but there was nothing he could do about it. It was really just an auxiliary system. The host offers more help.

Number Two felt anxious for the first time.

"It can be tolerated." Xu Anhe asked the system to monitor the movement of the drone at all times, and then dragged his severely painful hind legs towards Qin Wenjing's bedside, making a hasty cry as he moved.

I don't know if it was because I was too relaxed at home, or because I was too tired and fell asleep today, Xu Anhe couldn't get Qin Wenjing to wake up after calling out many times.

When Xu Anhe finally got to the bedside, he heard the system say that the drone they were carrying was only three floors away from them.

Xu Anhe looked at the bed in front of him, knowing that he couldn't jump on it now, so he gritted his teeth, stretched out his immature front paws, and climbed up the bed along the sheet.

Perhaps it was the anxiety in his heart that made him unleash his potential, and he climbed onto the bed smoothly. Xu Anhe directly stretched out his claws to grab Qin Wenjing, leaving four white marks on his face, which can be regarded as a wake-up call.

Qin Wenjing felt a pain on his face and woke up suddenly, only to find that Mao Tuan was standing beside his pillow and screaming hastily.

"What's wrong with the hairball? Can't you sleep?" Qin Wenjing turned on the bedside lamp and rubbed his forehead. It was only after three o'clock in the morning, and they only slept for about two hours.

Standing on the pillow, Xu Anhe yelled at Qin Wenjing, telling him to leave the room quickly, but he couldn't convey the meaning correctly because of the language barrier.

The drone carrying the bomb was no more than one floor away from them, and it might rush to the window and explode at any time.

Qin Wenjing couldn't figure out what Mao Tuan meant, so he could only guess whether Mao Tuan needed something: "Drink water? Poop?"

Xu Anhe got off the pillow and limped towards the end of the bed. While walking, he turned his head and yelled at Qin Wenjing.

Qin Wenjing followed Xu Anhe out of bed, and put his hands down when he reached the end of the bed. Seeing him walking towards the door, he thought to open the door for Mao Tuan, and then he went back to bed to rest, otherwise Mao Tuan might Keep calling.

Qin Wenjing was also sleeping a bit sleepy now, and didn't care too much about what happened to Xu An and his hind legs, but saw that he was walking too slowly, so he held him in his palm and walked out the door: "My good hairball, I'll take you out of the room. "

Here, Qin Wenjing just opened the door, and was about to bend down to put Xu Anhe on the ground, when suddenly he heard the sound of the window being hit, followed by an explosion, the entire floor-to-ceiling window was blown open, and all the shattered glass was due to the impact Rushing into the room, Qin Wenjing, who sensed something was wrong, subconsciously hid the hairball in his arms, slammed the door and rushed towards the living room.

Xu Anhe is now young, and when the bomb blew through the floor-to-ceiling windows and the impact hit the surface, he was directly knocked out by the shock wave. Even if Qin Wenjing closed the door and escaped in time, he still suffered a lot of shock.

Perhaps the assailant had some scruples, the guns attached to the drone were limited in power, and the residential area was built without cutting corners, so it failed to break through the wall of the master bedroom, but cracked the entire wall.

Qin Wenjing directly opened the door and rushed out. Now I don’t know if there is such a thing. It’s not safe to stay in the room. Moreover, Mao Tuan’s condition doesn’t seem to be very good. Since he closed the door, Mao Tuan has been motionless. in his palm.

Qin Wenjing went down the stairs. He had just walked two or three floors when he had a face-to-face meeting with his subordinates who were attracted by the sound of the explosion. Several people rushed to protect Qin Wenjing and leave the building.

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