On How to Correctly Develop a Shit Shovel Officer

Today's one-person unity is still full of vicissitudes, because Xu Anhe feels that Qin Chan Shit Officer seems to be more clingy. Specifically, he wants to kiss the master's head, pinch the master's meat pad, and lift the master's tail to see the gender.

What's even more exaggerated is that the shit-shoveling officer was going to a meeting that afternoon, and he brought the cat with him frantically. Have you ever considered the cat's feelings?Can you understand that the cat can't understand the content of the meeting, and even feels a little dizzy?

Xu Anhe feels that this is a bad habit, and as the master, he must not spoil him.

So, the cat owner tried to resist, but his legs and stomach were not strong enough. After being ruthlessly suppressed by the excrement shovel officer, he buried his big face and rubbed the soft fur on his stomach too much.

Although, the shit-shoveling officer was very measured and didn't hurt him, but this didn't prevent the cat owner from being irritable. He always felt that his status was threatened. This is not a good habit and must be corrected.

Just wait, when he is in good health and can run and jump, he will definitely teach this daring shit-shoveling officer a lesson.

The reason for the vicissitudes of No. [-] is that he claims to know the human being the most, but he can't guess the human mind. This is simply a shame for the whole life!

What makes Tong even more incomprehensible is that the heart of this human named Qin Wenjing is like nine turns and eighteen turns. The heart is full of darkness one moment, and the flowers bloom immediately in the next second. It is very embarrassing for you to change back and forth like this. , I don’t even know how to remind the host to act.

Mr. Qin, who ruled the vicissitudes of life alone, felt that he had a fulfilling life today.

I can pinch the meat pads when I am working, and when my eyes are tired, I can look at the cat’s face, kiss the cat’s head, and carefully bury the soft belly of the hairball baby. Although I still dare not touch the cat’s tail, I am very satisfied now Yes, it's never too late to touch the cat's tail.

During the meeting in the afternoon, Officer Qin Chanshi was even happier. He frightened the board members who were doing nothing, and let the cat owner see his mighty side. Thinking of the cat owner's ignorant but adoring eyes, Qin The husband felt that his whole body was smooth, just like taking a sip of old wine in the cold, the burning emotions burned all the way from his throat to his heart, as if his heart was about to melt.

The day still passed quickly. After a fulfilling day, Mr. Qin took his cat home. On the way back, he stopped by the hospital and felt more at ease after talking with Qin Enjie in the ward. Cool.

The specific manifestation is that when I went back, I saw a pet shop on the side of the road, and ran in with the cat owner to buy a bag of dried fish, and then went back to the car to disassemble it, let the cat owner smell it, and then tried to eat it. Said that although it does not have much taste to humans, it has a good taste and is very chewy, which is really suitable for kittens to grind their teeth.

After smelling the smell, I watched the excrement shoveler ate the Xu hair ball of his own dried fish and fried his hair, but he could only fry his hair. After all, he couldn't stand up, and if his abdomen moved a lot, he would still feel a little pain... …

However, smelling the smell of fish, and watching his rations being snatched away by the excrement shovel officer, Xu Maotuan made up his mind again that when I get well, I don't want to paint on your face.

Qin Wenjing was holding a small dried fish in his mouth, but he had been observing the cat owner who was grinning in anger. After seeing his tail hair blown up because of anger, there was a smile in his eyes.

Afterwards, he shared his experience of eating small dried fish, and now the hair on Master Cat's back was blown up. He guessed that if it wasn't for the hairy baby who couldn't move, he might have thrown himself in the face by now.

It can be seen from this that the hairball baby can really understand him?

This is interesting!

"Host, why do I feel that Qin Wenjing seems a little strange." Number two couldn't help asking, just now, Qin Wenjing's mood swings suddenly became more serious.

"If he doesn't blame him, can he use us to do the mission?" Xu Anhe was still immersed in the shock of the poop shovel officer eating the cat master's dried fish, his almond eyes were wrinkled into triangular eyes, and he looked so pitiful .

Qin Wenjing paused while eating the small dried fish, and stretched his fish-scented fingers in front of the hairball baby's nose, watched its small nose twitch twice, and stretched out the tip of its pink tongue to lick his fingertips.

Just for a moment, Qin Wenjing really felt that the wet and soft tip of his tongue was licking his heart, leaving a different throbbing in his heart.

After Xu Anhe licked it, he immediately reacted and hid his little head between his two front paws, making it clear that he didn't want to talk to you.

Qin Wenjing withdrew his fingers with some deep meaning in his eyes, put the dried fish away and drove home.

Serve the master well at night as usual, although the master's mood is not very high because of what Xiaoyu did today, but when it's time to take medicine, there is no ambiguity either.

The moved excrement shoveler wanted to reward the cat owner with the dried fish.

Fortunately, there was still a bit of reason in the end, and he was not tempted by the beauty of the cat owner to commit any wrongdoing.

Xu An and Zaba Zaba had bitter mouths, and even more resentment in their hearts. They glared at the shit-shoveling officer with big eyes, and buried their heads when he looked over.

No. [-] just shrunk in the sea of ​​consciousness and looked at the host. It always felt that the host had been assimilated by the cat's instinct since it became a cat. Although it was still rational, its resistance had been weakened a lot.

Number two is a bit tangled, as long as he thinks that Xu Anhe may become soft and cute in the future, and even act like a baby...

Thinking about it, there seems to be nothing wrong. Maybe after the host becomes soft and cute, he is also gentle to himself?Thinking of being able to dominate in front of the host in the future, the brightness of No. [-]'s entire system increased by eight degrees, and better days in the future are waiting for him.

After reading a book at night, Qin Wenjing took the hair ball to rest. This time, he did not prepare a canvas cage, but put the hair ball on the changing mat beside the bed: "My baby is sleeping here today, so that when Dad turns his head I can see you."

Xu Anhe, who was still resenting the shit-shoveling officer for eating his own dried fish, rolled his eyes at him. However, the hardware conditions were not strong enough, and even rolling his eyes was not obvious.

Qin Wenjing didn't know that he had been subjected to cold violence, and he thoughtfully covered Xiao Maotuan with a specially prepared thin quilt: "Good night, baby, see you tomorrow."

Hurry up and sleep with you, Qin Beast, be careful of being photographed by hairballs in your dreams, all humans who snatch cats and fish will be photographed to death.

With such resentment, after Xu An and the people around him fell asleep, they entered his dream again.

This time, the location of the appearance seems to be a bit...

Xu Anhe landed on the cat's head... This cat, this time the cat is not as tall as a three-story building, at most it is 1.6 meters long, lying on the floor, poking his head into the bathroom, where Qin Wenjing is taking a bath !

What should I say at this time?Xu Anhe felt a little embarrassed, and Qin Wenjing seemed to be getting bigger?From his point of view, Qin Wenjing has not grown bigger, but a real giant.

Still, the kind that speaks like thunder.

"The manager of Xuyang Daily Chemical?" Mr. Qin grabbed the bath towel and put it on. He wanted to have sex in front of the hairball master, but he didn't have a hobby in front of other men. You must know that everything about him is the hairball master. Yes, the body too.

Therefore, you must not let others see it. If you are taken advantage of by others, the master of Maotuan will be unhappy.

As the most loyal shit-shoveling officer, everything he does must be based on the preferences of Mao Tuan's master.

Xu Anhe sat up from the head of the hair ball, put his hands in front of his eyes, and then turned his head to look at Qin Wenjing's big face. He immediately thought of being pinched, touched, buried in his stomach, and eaten by a small dried fish.

Old and new grudges rushed into my heart in an instant: "You bastard who snatched the dried cat fish, as a cat servant, you actually robbed the cat's master for food. You are a beast."

Qin Wenjing who was pointed at and scolded was not only not angry, but also had a strange feeling in his heart. He always felt that the words of the young man in front of him were full of grievances, and the angry expression on his face was not fake.

It was as if, as if he was the one who was robbed of Xiaoyu.

The reason why Mr. Qin can sit on the position of president is that his IQ is definitely above the line, and he seems to be careless when he tells people: "That's not what Qin Beast said. I bought the dried fish, although it is a cat snack , but it is also written that humans can eat it."

"You, you are talking too much." Xu Anhe wanted to get off the cat's head, but it was a bit high from the ground, and it was not easy to jump down. Get it off yourself: "Don't move the hairball."

Although it was in a dream, the cat was quite obedient. Not only did it not move, but it lowered its head, resting its chin on its two front paws, purring at the same time.

The senior cat control was immediately cut off, and he didn't talk to Qin Wenjing anymore. He sat on the head of the hair ball again, with an unconcealable smile on his face, and stroked the hair of the hair ball with both hands: "It's so easy to touch."

No. [-] expressed envy in the sea of ​​knowledge, and even considered whether to buy a cat shape when he got points in the future, so that the host might treat him better.

Qin Wenjing looked at the 'Xuyang Daily Chemical Manager' who was still glaring at him just now and turned into a cat slave, lovingly stroking the fur of the hair ball with both hands, a smile flashed in his eyes, this man is really interesting.

Appeared in my dream three times in a row, the first time I ran away, the second time I persuaded myself to stay with the Qin family, and now he is openly masturbating the cat. What an interesting person.

Mr. Qin vaguely knew that he was dreaming, because he knew in his heart that the hairball couldn't really be this big, and the hairball still had injuries on its body, let alone lying on the floor.

not to mention……

It is impossible for a person to become so small and lie on the head of the hairball master.

This kind of a little bit big, just like a ball of hair, can be directly controlled by people.

It can even be put in your pocket and you can take it with you wherever you go.

Tomorrow, I will have someone send me the information of 'Rising Sun Daily Chemical Manager' to see if it is the person who appeared in my dream!

In No. [-]'s detection system, there was another harsh alarm sound, but there was only one sound as usual, and then it returned to calm.

Number two, who is already used to it, lies directly in the host's sea of ​​consciousness. Human minds are really complicated, and they can turn black in their dreams. I really don't know what they are thinking in their hearts.

Forget it, don't think about it, and while the host is addicted to masturbating cats, I can surf the Internet myself.

Today, the irresponsible system, together with its cat-obsessed host, still failed to complete any tasks, and even aroused Qin Wenjing's suspicion!

The author has something to say: Today... I fell asleep at [-] o'clock... After I woke up, it was around ten o'clock, sorry for the late update.Review by the author~