On How to Correctly Develop a Shit Shovel Officer

"How much hatred is the second child?" Xu Anhe complained in his heart as he walked: "Although in the dream, even though they are all men, but as soon as they meet like this, they will run away. How do you want me to talk about life and ideals with Qin Wenjing?"

"Host, can you blame me?" Number two was also aggrieved: "You don't wear clothes yourself, how can you blame me? Besides, I didn't invent this prop."

This is very reasonable, but even if the cat is wearing clothes, it is useless. After all, the cat's clothes are all exposed to the abdomen. If it turns into a human, it may be regarded as a pervert.

Although, he looks more like a pervert now.

Qin Wenjing was a little embarrassed to look at that person at first, he just felt that it was his freedom not to wear clothes, but it was a bit bad to stare at him himself.

But then I saw that the man seemed a little shy, and ran into the alley to hide in a few moments. It seemed that he had encountered some difficulties?

Mr. Qin hesitated for a moment, then took off his blood-stained coat and walked into the alley: "You, here is a piece of clothing for you, you wear it first."

Mr. Qin had never been so kind before. He always felt that his heart softened after raising Maotuan. Baby Maotuan was indeed his little angel.

Xu Anhe showed his head at the entrance of the alley, and after thinking about it, he still took the jacket from Mr. Qin's hand: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." After Xu Anhe took the clothes, Mr. Qin supported his injured arm with a weak hand. He didn't seem to feel any pain, and there was a hazy feeling in front of him, as if... as if in a dream, everything They are all covered with a layer of veil, so they cannot be seen clearly.

He tied Qin Wenjing's suit jacket around his waist to block his vitals. Just as he was about to speak, he heard disorderly footsteps not far away, followed by a gunshot.

Gun, sound?

Xu Anhe was stunned, and asked No. [-] silently in his heart, isn't Qin Wenjing dreaming of meeting Mao Tuan?How did you develop a gun?

"Host, maybe Qin Wenjing's dream was a dream of being caught without the help of Mao Tuan?" No. [-] was also the first to come into contact with this prop, and it couldn't tell what was going on, so it could only guess.

It's useless to ask.Xu An and Tsk Tsk twice, directly dragged Qin Wenjing who didn't know why he was in a daze, and fled into the alley: "It seems to be dangerous, let's run."

Qin Wenjing was dragged forward by Xu Anhe, and when he reached the place where he met Mao Tuan, he refused to move even if he said anything, and then fell to the ground with a slamming sound, and just kept his eyes open and didn't move.

Xu Anhe was taken to a stagger, almost lying on the ground with Qin Wenjing.

"What's the matter with you?" Xu Anhe was going crazy, what happened to this boss in his dream?What's the deal with you falling right here?

"My hairball hasn't come yet, I have to wait for it." Qin Wenjing lay on his stomach without moving, and even dropped his hands to the same position.

Xu Anhe was about to kneel. Hearing the sound getting closer, he directly grabbed Qin Wenjing's collar and pulled him up: "You Mao Tuan is waiting for you in front, hurry up and get up with me."

"You lied, I don't know you, Mao Tuan said you can't talk to someone you don't know." Mr. Qin didn't even move his collar when he was lifted, and his voice didn't even fluctuate.

"Don't lie to the cat, Mao Tuan is a cat, how could he be able to talk." Xu Anhe retorted subconsciously, Qin Wenjing was probably a fool in his dream, right?You can't talk to people you don't know. Why don't you say that you are five years old and still wearing crotch pants?

"I never lie to cats, I only lie to people." Qin Wenjing's eyes flickered when he heard Xu Anhe's words, he broke free from the hand holding his collar, and sat on the ground directly: "You run, I want to wait for the hairball .”

"Mao Tuan is at home with an injury." Xu Anhe really wanted to turn into a cat and slap Qin Wenjing's face, but he didn't understand. Could it be that human beings lose their IQ in dreams?Or age regression?You are also capable of degenerating directly from 25 years old to five years old.

"I don't believe it." While speaking, a group of men in black suits chased after him, but those faces really surprised Xu Anhe.

I don't know how Qin Wenjing's dream came about. How could he think of a group of gangsters chasing and killing him as rat-headed people?This fucking body-to-head ratio is simply incomprehensible. It feels like a cherry on whole-wheat bread.

The corners of Xu Anhe's mouth twitched twice, took two deep breaths to suppress the weird feeling in his heart, and said to the group of men in black: "What are you doing?"

As soon as he finished asking, he heard the man in black screaming non-stop, Xu An and a black thread, what the hell is this?

"They wanted to catch the hair balls, saying that as long as they ate the hair balls, they would be able to cultivate into adults, and they would be able to walk in human society with integrity." Qin Wenjing stood up this time, and looked at the group of men in black mockingly: "Heh , naive, my hairball is the greatest cat in the world, how could it be bullied by you little mice?"

As soon as Qin Wenjing finished speaking, the ground began to vibrate. Xu Anhe was still wondering what the hell was going on, when he saw a crack in the ground, and then a three-story-high three-flowered cat appeared in his sight. This cat was very mighty and shouted loudly: "Mi woo."

I... I'll go to you...

Xu Anhe was shocked, what the hell is this?Qin Wenjing, come here and let's talk. Is this the image of Mao Tuan in your heart?

The group of men in black who were about to eat the cat just now screamed in panic after seeing the big cat, and kept attacking the big cat with the guns in their hands, but they were all bounced off by the fur.

Enraged by these men in black, the big cat raised its soft paws, Xu Anhe only saw the pink and tender flesh pads, and then the group of men in black in front of him were trampled to the ground by the fur ball.

Just when Xu Anhe was still in shock, Qin Wenjing ran to the big cat like Piao, holding the big cat's front paws with both hands and rubbing its fur: "Baby Maotuan is so powerful, once again protecting Dad."

Xu Anhe covered the position of his heart, he felt a little pain in his heart, especially when he saw the big cat raised its head to the sky again, and then stretched out its meter-long tongue to lick Qin Wenjing...

"Old... second child, I have difficulty breathing, let's... let's go back..." God damn Qin Wenjing's dream, you masturbated the hair ball like this, does the hair ball know?Oh, the hairball knows now.

But Mao Tuan said it was unacceptable...

No. [-] was also stunned speechless, Yitong used Huanmeng for the first time, came in arrogantly, was stimulated and ran away in despair.

It was too exciting, too exciting, and my heart was so stimulated that I couldn't stand it.

Beasts and beautiful men, I didn't expect Qin Wenjing to like such memes, I really misunderstood you.

Xu Anhe stared sadly at Mr. Qin who was sleeping soundly with a smile on his face with his round almond eyes. This time, he fell into a dream like a ghost.

"Host, maybe we are not proficient in using the business for the first time, let's study and study, and we will succeed next time." Number two can also see the scene in his dream, and he is also very stimulated at this time, even thinking, Qin Wenjing How can a person who looks quite normal have such a big dream?

"Yes." Xu Anhe wiped his face with his claws, his cat's face was full of determination: "I don't believe that I can't conquer a mere human being."

Number two always feels that there is something wrong with this sentence?Isn't the host itself a human being?

Xu An and himself didn't realize it, but within a few days, he had already been expelled from the human range, and he was already developing in a straight line in the direction of the cat owner.

The author has something to say: Mr. Qin: The cat in my heart is a supernatural cat, one day it will come to save me on catwalks

Xu Anhe: Help... Help... Distressed...

Mr. Qin: Hey, just followed the change by my side.What about too kid?

Xu Anhe: Who are you talking about when MMP becomes too young?