my boyfriend is a scumbag

Bai Yu saw that man again, it was in his room that night, he was lying on his bed with a smile on his face, still holding the red bird in his hand, when he saw Bai Yu coming, he smiled and waved: " Little Taoist priest, we are really destined to meet each other like this, it seems that there is an unbroken fate between us."

It was a joke at the time, but unexpectedly it became a prophecy.

Bai Yu took two steps back, bumped into the table, and looked at him nervously and vigilantly: "Why are you here? What are you monsters doing in our Taoist temple?"

Bai Yu spread his hands: "I am a person who likes to snatch things that I find interesting and keep them by my side. Congratulations, you are very lucky. I am interested in you, so I plan to snatch you from my mansion and become Mrs. Yazhai. Why? Like? Are you happy?"

"Damn! I'm not a thing!" After finishing speaking, Bai Yu suddenly realized that something was wrong, and changed her words: "I'm not your thing... Anyway, I'm not yours, so why should I follow you back to be Mrs. Yazhai? Besides, I'm a man! What kind of wife do you have, don't you have good eyesight?"

He lay there with an indifferent face: "Who stipulated that Mrs. Yazhai must be a woman, and men are also allowed. I still have the final say on my mansion!"

"you!"

Bai Yu turned around and was about to run out when the door of the room was closed in an instant. Before he could turn around, someone strangled his neck, and the man's low laugh sounded in his ears: "Little Taoist priest, I just thought of running now. Is it too late?"

As soon as the words finished, Bai Yu slammed down with a palm, and Bai Yu fainted in his arms.

"Tsk tsk tsk, thin skin and tender flesh, just right for Mrs. Yazhai."

The man brought Baiyu back to his mansion in the deep mountains. As soon as he entered, he was surrounded by a group of little monsters who were also dressed in black. They were all curious about what the human beings brought back by their king looked like.

Although they are monsters, they don't kill. Otherwise, how could the mountain be safe and sound, allowing so many people to come and go.

"You guys, take it easy, my Mrs. Yazhai has a bad temper, don't mess with him, or I'll hang you up and beat you up."

The man smiled and carried Bai Yu to the bedroom, just as he put him down, Bai Yu suddenly woke up, struggled a few times and was hit by the man's acupuncture points, unable to move.

Bai Yu gritted his teeth and stared at him, thinking that he was just talking casually, but he didn't expect that he actually brought back a man like himself to be Mrs. Yazhai. If this matter got out, the reputation of the Taoist temple would be ruined by him alone. People are ruined.

"Little Taoist priest, why are you staring at me? I brought you back because of your good looks. In a way, I'm praising you. You should be happy."

"I'm glad you're tall!" Bai Yu glared at him viciously: "Where is this place? You send me back quickly, if my master finds out, he won't let you go!"

"Then I don't care, he just comes, I won't let you go anyway," the man said with a smile: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, you and I are getting married tonight, how about it? Isn't it special?" excited?"

"You! You dead monster!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's better not to say that kind of unlucky words on the big day, I will order someone to dress you up later, you should sleep for a while."

The man helped Bai Yu to the bed, and before leaving, he smiled and said in front of Bai Yu: "I forgot to tell you, your husband-in-law and my name is Qin Tian, ​​you have to remember it well."

When Bai Yu was changed into a bright red wedding dress, he was so angry that he almost bit his tongue and killed himself, but the little monster who changed his clothes was very skilled, and unexpectedly guessed that General stuffed a small wooden block in his mouth in advance to prevent him from biting his tongue.

"Ma'am, you just follow my family's king. My family's king is very good. He looks handsome and protects his weaknesses. You won't suffer from marrying him."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes without hesitation, these monsters are really strange, he is obviously a man, wouldn't it be strange to marry a man again?Could it be that the aesthetics of monsters is different from that of humans?

Xiao Yao continued: "Madam, don't worry, my great king said that as long as they truly love each other, men and women are the same. Madam, don't doubt the king's thoughts, just marry him, and you will be happy."

"..."

What nonsense, I am a Taoist priest, how can I get married?The important thing is that the one she married was actually a monster!

What's more, he didn't believe in love at first sight after only knowing him for a day, and it was even more impossible for him to think that that big monster Qin Tian really liked him, but he was just bored and wanted to catch a better-looking human to accompany him. The one who was abandoned must be himself. Instead of being passive, it is better to take the initiative and find a way to get out of here earlier.

He said "uh" a few times, signaling the little demon to take out the wooden block from his mouth, he wanted to speak.

After the little demon obediently took out the wooden block, he said angrily: "Where is your king, I want to see him, I have something to say to him."

"No, Granny Zhou said that the couple cannot meet before they get married. If Madam has something to say to the king, after the ceremony is over, you can talk to your heart's content in the bridal chamber!"

"No, I didn't mean that..."

"Okay, ma'am, I'm going out first, and someone will come to pick you up later to perform the ceremony in the lobby."

"..."

Bai Yu was the only one left in the room again, he curled his lips, he didn't know why the acupoints hadn't been unlocked yet, it was very uncomfortable for him to sit like this, and the dead monster Qin Tian never appeared, he couldn't move like this How do I get out of here?

There was a soft sigh in the room, but sitting on the roof was a man also wearing a red wedding dress, with a faint smile in his eyes, playing with a string of emerald beads in his hand.

This little Taoist priest suddenly asked to see him, it must not be a good thing, just in case, it is better to wait until all the ceremonies are over, and then solve his affairs.

The auspicious time had come, Bai Yu was covered with a red hijab, and was led into the hall by the respected and respected Granny Zhou in the village, while Qin Tian stood in the hall with a smile and watched Bai Yu walking towards him step by step.

Granny Zhou smiled and put the red ribbon into Qin Tian's hands: "The bride is in your hands, you can salute now."

All the demons in the hall cheered excitedly.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Bai Yu was unwilling to turn around, but Qin Tian had a strong hand and directly pulled him around, facing the night sky, and bowed.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

When turning around, Bai Yu lowered her voice and said viciously: "Dead monster, I will not let you go!"

"Okay, I've prepared for the rest of my life, don't let me go in your life."

"..."

"Bye husband and wife!"

Qin Tian bent down with a smile, while Bai Yu kowtowed hard towards his head in annoyance, both of them were in pain, but neither of them cried out for the pain.

"Licheng! Send the bride into the bridal chamber!"

After Bai Yu was sent into the bridal chamber, although there were two banshees guarding him, at least his body was not locked in the acupoints and he could move freely.

He coughed twice, and said, "Girls, I'm a little hungry, can I have something to eat?"

From meeting Qin Tian on the mountain to now, he hasn't even taken a sip of water for a whole day, and his stomach is already growling.

"Yes," a banshee helped him to sit on a table not far away, with a lot of food on it: "but ma'am, your hijab cannot be lifted for the time being, so you can pass it from under the hijab at once." Go in and eat."

Bai Yu nodded, he wasn't picky about this, it would be nice to have something to eat.

While he was eating, he heard another banshee say with a smile: "That's it, we have a wife in our village, and the king's fate of being a lone evil star is finally getting rid of, the king is such a good monster, God is so reluctant to let him be alone all his life!"

Bai Yu's eating hand paused: "The fate of the lonely star of Tiansha? What do you mean?"

"No, ma'am, don't listen to this girl's nonsense, nothing!"

"No," Bai Yu put down the things in his hand: "That girl just now, you continue to talk, don't worry, I will support you, no one dares to do anything to you."

"Actually, I heard all this from Granny Zhou. The king's fate seems to be not very good. Although he has never done anything harmful to nature, God seems to be against him. He is already over 2000 years old. I don’t even have a partner by my side, and I’ve always been alone, ma’am, don’t look at him always smiling, he just doesn’t show his sad emotions in front of us.”

"Really?" Bai Yu rubbed his chin, but didn't realize that Qin Tian, ​​a dead monster, was quite prestigious.

"Yes, yes," the little girl continued, "Your Majesty is the god of hundreds of monsters in our village. If he hadn't been here to protect us, we would have been captured by those hypocritical monster catchers long ago. If the king is here, we will be safe and sound, madam, you will be safe and sound if you stay here with us, the king will definitely protect you!"

Bai Yu laughed twice to protect herself?That dead monster didn't really like him, and now it seemed that he was using him for joy. If he really encountered any danger, he would definitely be the first to abandon him, and he didn't even talk about protection.

He sighed, holding his head in depression, but he finally got some news about Qin Tian. At least, he is not a bad monster, and he is very kind to the monsters in this village.

If he is willing to let himself out of here, then he is a very, very good monster!

He was thinking about how to leave, when Qin Tian came in with a bottle of wine: "Hey, why is my lady sitting at the door, is she waiting for her husband to come back to accompany you in the bridal chamber?"

"..."

Bai Yu rolled his eyes, he wanted to take back what he said earlier, even if Qin Tian really let him go, then he would still be a vulgar cheeky monster!