[Comprehensive British and American] The Dark Lord of the Red Tin Can

Tony, who was outside, felt that he was really unlucky today. First, he went to the headquarters to quarrel with Nick, and then he quarreled with Steve, who had managed to get a little better recently. Rhodes was blocked again by a group of reporters asking inexplicable questions.

Excuseme?

Everyone knows his armor is blown up right?Otherwise, what kind of trouble will this one or two have?

Suddenly I feel that Tom is not difficult to serve, at least Tom always has a reason, instead of forcing others to agree with his robber theory!

"Mr. Stark, what do you think of the biochemical pollution in the Middle East? There are rumors that it is because of the dumping of chemical waste in the early years of the Stark Group. Is this true?"

"Can you comment on the recruitment of militias and the threat of world-class terrorists, Mr. Stark?"

"Wow, ladies and gentlemen, why do you have to associate me with such low-level people?" Tony pulled away the people leaning on his car window, and those microphones seemed to want to be stuffed into his mouth , "I'm going home, dear sirs and ladies, I believe you can also get answers to those questions from the Stark Group's public relations department, hey, look, you are already standing downstairs."

Everyone around is asking questions, and Tony thinks maybe those people are just trying to upset his mood and make the whole thing mess up, otherwise why don't they ask good questions?

Although then he is more likely to take the opportunity to slip away.

"Mr. Stark, I just got the news that your residence was bombed by an unknown organization, will you compromise or not..."

"What did you say!" Tony's sudden turn of the head obviously frightened the reporter holding the tape recorder. He even thought that Mr. Iron Man was going to eat him.

Someone bombed his house is obviously not the point, the point is, Tom is at home!

No, why didn't Jarvis inform him!

At this time, it is absolutely impossible for him to maintain a gentlemanly demeanor. He wants to run away after closing the car door. However, reporters are such creatures that the more anxious others are, the more excited they are, at least in New York.

A bunch of people surrounded his car, as if they were not afraid of death for the shitty freedom of speech and interview rights. In fact, it was not a calculation that he didn't dare to put a few people on the front hood of the car and start it.

Then he might have another fight with Nick at the police station.

"Good afternoon, sir." Jarvis' voice suddenly sounded in the car, Tony was hesitating whether to twist the key and quickly retracted his hand.

"Just now, I was still wondering if my butler was short-circuited by the fright and didn't have time to report such important things to me. I..."

"Sir, can you listen to me first?"

"Listen to what you said, my house was bombed. I heard it from a reporter in Beijing. The basement a few days ago and the villa today should be overturned and rebuilt! I don't even know if Tom was injured anywhere. You let I……"

Jarvis wailed in his heart again, thanks to the window glass blocking all the words of the boss, he felt that these words were worse than those reporters scribbling casually based on Tony's expression captured through the car window If there is no window, he has to consider giving the boss a noise reduction treatment.

"Your anxiety attack, sir."

"No no no, I don't have any goddamn anxiety, no!"

Tony's attitude was even worse than expected, talking fast like a machine gun, Jarvis guessed that the boss's trip today would not be too pleasant, coupled with the surrounding reporters who looked like a zombie siege, the anxiety Syndrome patients are not very friendly.

"I think your task now is to find a safe route to get me out of here so I can go back and clean up the mess by the way..."

The speed of speaking has made all the punctuation marks disappear, and Jarvis had to interrupt his boss again, "I have to remind you, Mr. Riddle is in your three o'clock direction, sir."

Tony froze for a moment, the voice in his mouth seemed to be muted suddenly, who?

Tom?Three o'clock direction?

He subconsciously turned his head to the right, and through the reporters surrounding the car, through a few faint gaps, he could see Tom's figure, and Tom was also looking at him.

After knowing such a fact, his heart seemed to stop beating so fast in an instant, the faint tinnitus also went away from him, and the feeling of being able to breathe again made him relax.

This man seemed to be calming him like a drug, with no side effects.

Even if everything is lost, at least there is Tom, right?

However, the next second, when he had a clear view of the scene over there, Tony suddenly felt that he shouldn't be so optimistic. Standing next to Tom was... Loki?

Rocky!

Is there something wrong!?

Because of Tony's sudden opening of the door, a young man who was lying on the window of the cab was hit and fell straight back. Although he didn't fall, the recorder in his hand must have been scrapped.

"Sorry, man, I will pay you." Tony pointed to the Stark Building behind him, and rushed to where Tom and Loki were across the street without stopping.

Watching Tom raise his wand to himself, Tony knew that his clothes must be untidy due to the series of events just now, "Don't give me a cleansing spell."

Then he kept Tom behind him, and faced a god who shouldn't be here with a vigilant face, "If my memory is not wrong, you shouldn't be here now."

"You must have never been to Asgard's prison, it's so boring there."

"I don't need to go there." Tony felt that the person in front of him was just delaying time, and he might be planning how to escape.

But why was he with Tom just now, and from the past, the two of them got along... harmoniously?

Anyway, it must not be a relationship between being held hostage and being held hostage, otherwise Loki would have taken action before he crossed the street, and it felt like Loki would like to let people see their loved ones suffer or die.

Loki might feel wronged if he knew Tony's thoughts, because he thought it was something that the former Tom Riddle would like.

"Don't be so nervous, brother, I'm your friend's partner now."

There is too much information in this sentence, Tony turned his head and looked at Tom with a questioning look, no...won't he really want to use his old business, right?

However, Tom's "caring for the mentally handicapped" eyes told him that neither his thoughts nor Loki's words were right.

"Uh, it's more correct to say, the future partner, the future." After seeing Iron Man's even more unhappy face, Loki felt that the situation was a bit bad, "Just now, we had a good chat."

And much to Tony's regret(?), Tom admits it, though, "What do you guys have to talk about?"

Tom puts together what Loki said in his head, and then sums it up: "He said he wanted to be a superhero, like his brother."

Loki: "..." Although it seems that there is nothing wrong with such a summary, why does it feel that the original meaning is far from the original meaning when it is said alone...

"You want to join the Avengers?!"

Rocky: "???" Does the context have any real connection?

There was no connection at first, but Tom mentioned Thor, Thor is not strictly a superhero in the true sense, at least not for the earth, and the only thing that makes him leave a mark on the hearts of mankind is his Avengers membership status.

"Hey, I suddenly think this idea is very good, is the Avengers still recruiting people?" Loki flicked the dagger in his hand, why didn't he think of this before?

There may be a reason why Tom Riddle called him "naive". Although he himself doesn't think so, sometimes pure material destruction is not as shocking as spiritual destruction.

Up to now, this idea has deviated from the original plan, but it doesn't matter, it sounds more interesting, doesn't it?

And Tony felt that it was normal for no one to be there all day today, including Don Tom and Jarvis, "I think I need to inform your brother now."

"Oh, this is not fun at all, although I know you will never be able to contact him, but this year I have..." Loki held up his fingers and pretended to count, "...sorry, I don't know how old I am , but I am no longer a child who needs to report to my parents and brothers everywhere, I believe you don’t like snitches, and I am a reformed man, brother! You should celebrate!”

Tony just turned around and asked Tom with a tangled face, "Did he talk so much just now?"

Tom nodded expressionlessly, "Almost." In fact, there was indeed some noise.

This isn't a fake Loki, is it? !

During the New York War, this person didn't seem to... Well, he didn't see Loki that much.

Given Loki's divine power and illusion, the possibility of being impersonated is quite small, so Tony attributed this to the side effects of being bored in prison for a long time.

However, he has no armor now. It is very easy for him to redo an armor. All the data is recorded in his mind. Jarvis has some basic backups, but the problem is that his workshop has not been fully restored, the most critical The bad thing is that he doesn't have that much time. The only recovery set is only for emergency use. It has not been tested whether it can be used. Tom is right, he can't rely on them too much.

The result is that now he has absolutely no confidence to tell Loki to shut up and get out of here, because he hasn't researched new technological means.