The domineering husband and wife of the cruel school god

On Friday, a group of people went to an online celebrity Japanese grocery store that had just opened.

The shop was opened by Yao Bin and his dog friend. It is said that there are discounts, but this does not stop Wu Jing's determination to eat Yan Xinguang.

He felt that the grievances he had suffered in the past month could not be appeased by a simple meal of daily food.

The interior decoration is a typical Japanese style. A group of kids threw off their shoes as soon as they entered, stepped on the tatami, and almost used this thing as a trampoline to jump around desperately.

When Wu Jing and Yan Xinguang came in, they saw Tang Ning throwing her sneakers away. She turned her head and saw them coming in. She was giggling a bit.

"Well, I'm strict, you don't think we're so temperamental, do you?"

Yan Xinguang was personable, and said softly and decently: "How could that be?"

Nearly forty people gathered around the two tables. When they saw the two of them coming in, they stopped knocking on the bowls and waited for food. I don't know who started it, and they welcomed them with a drawn out voice.

"Thank-thank-great-god-please-guest-"

Seeing Wu Jing walking out from behind Yan Xinguang with his hands behind his back, Yao Bin's eyes lit up, and he howled at the top of his voice, "Brother Jing! Thank you too!"

"That's right, the master said to listen to brother Jing, isn't this just half the boss?"

Everyone was very polite and shouted again: "Xie-Xie-Jing-brother-manage-fan-"

Yao Bin reserved a place for the two of them, and when everyone was done making noise, he beckoned them to pass.

The waiter started serving shochu one by one, and Wu Jing was speechless: "I'll go, it's all wine, so big today?"

Liu Lei grinned at the side, Zhi Le: "Isn't it? You can eat enough to eat alone? The opposite table just said that they want to fight with us, we can't lose."

Wu Jing turned to look at Yan Xinguang, and said seriously: "Mr. Yan, do you know how to drink? I suddenly feel that the situation tonight is a bit dangerous."

Yan Xinguang was holding the chopsticks in front of them, and said, "I don't drink often."

Wu Jing's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Thinking about it, Wu Jing seemed to be like, he didn't even take a sip at the bonfire party last time.

Yao Bin saw the slyness flashing past Wu Jing's eyes clearly, and laughed loudly, "Master, be careful, this guy looks like he's going to feed you."

Yan Xinguang put the disassembled chopsticks in front of Wu Jing, raised his eyes and said, "It's okay."

Yao Bin paused for a moment, then asked doubtfully, "Master, don't you really know how to drink? Wu Jing is already very sick, and he usually pours every three cups."

Wu Jing was instructing Su Zhiye to make himself a piece of sushi in the shape of a steamed bun, when he heard this, he slapped Yao Bin on the back, "Before the battle started, you started spreading rumors about our side, and you can drink it yourself later .”

"I was wrong about my father."

After eating for a while, the real drama started.

People came over to toast Yan Xinguang one after another. This time it was a boy who occasionally played ball with Wu Jing and the others, holding a glass of wine: "God, I would like to toast you too. The last monthly exam was thanks to you for teaching me how to solve it." It was a physics problem, and I encountered the original problem later, haha."

Yan Xinguang nodded and raised his glass to him.

"Damn it?" Wu Jing's eyes were straightened, "When did Teacher Yan do such a thing of helping others?"

Yan Xinguang glanced at him and smiled.

The boy was excited when he saw Wu Jing, and he touched Wu Jing's cup self-consciously: "Hey, speaking of this, my girlfriend has been asking me about you two lately—oh, my girlfriend is from No. [-] Middle School." At first I was still jealous, but then I thought about it, it’s impossible to ask a pair, so I thought about it, who made our master and brother Jing handsome, by the way, she always asked me to give A few photos of you, it’s best to take a photo with the great god, Brother Jing, let’s take one?”

Wu Jing didn't know why the topic turned to him. Although he didn't want to understand why, he was a little proud and thought he could do it. He has a great reputation. If he doesn't lose to Teacher Yan, it's okay.

Wu Jing took a sip of the wine first, and stuck out his tongue when he was so hot, he endured it, but he took a gulp of pride, "Just shoot, you drink first."

The boy didn't hesitate, drank a glass, immediately filled it up again, raised his neck and drank it in one gulp, and the surroundings immediately applauded.

The scene gradually began to get out of control.

The opposite table led by Tang Ning continued to attack. At Wu Jing's table, Duan Changhan was the main force. One person fell down three of them, but he himself fell down. Later, the group of them lay on the tatami and fainted.

Tangning's fighting power was a bit persistent, her face had already turned into a monkey's ass, and she even came over with a wine glass wobbly, as if she wanted to fight Yan Xinguang.

Before he could stretch out his hand, it was blocked by an arm.

The food was a bit hot, and many people took off their coats. Wu Jing also rolled up his sleeves, revealing a slender arm with no muscles, but he was protecting Yan Xinguang with awe. He stared at Tang Ning, and said domineeringly : "He can't drink anymore. Don't ask him to drink."

Tangning was stunned by his posture for two seconds, and couldn't hold it back. She burst into a "puchi" laugh, "He still can't drink? You haven't seen how much your teacher Yan has drunk so far, let's respect him alone He has a toast, look at him, does he look a little drunk?"

Wu Jing froze for a moment, then turned around slowly, met a pair of clear black eyes, and looked at him with a smile that was not a smile.

Wu Jing and him stared at each other in a daze for a while, his mind was still muddled, he didn't know what to say, turned his head, and subconsciously said: "No, I don't care, you all can't feed him. I I want to keep him until the end, and I will pour it slowly by myself.”

Tangning froze, looked at Wu Jing, then at Yan Xinguang, tilted her head, and whispered, "Father Jing, are you drunk?"

Yan Xinguang said "Yes", stepped forward a few steps, and gently pulled Wu Jing's arm to block him behind him. Then he turned sideways, took out the cup in his hand, and touched Tangning.

"He's drunk."

Seeing Yan Xinguang's series of actions, Tang Ning naturally couldn't do it and was stunned.

Wu Jinggang wondered why the cup in his hand suddenly disappeared out of thin air, and suddenly heard the word "drunk" in his ears, and raised his eyebrows, "Who is drunk? Which rookie is drunk now??"

Tangning: "..."

Three cups is a well-deserved reputation.

It was almost ten o'clock after a meal. At the end of the meal, Yan Xinguang went to pay the bill. By the way, he asked the shop owner to help call a car, and then ordered people one by one. The ones who were not drunk matched the drunk ones, and one by one helped them get on the car and go home. up.

Yao Bin would fall asleep when he was drunk, and when everyone was gone, he was still paralyzed and sleeping, and he was about to pass out.

Wu Jing lay on the bar counter and played with his fingers for a long time, turned his head and saw Yao Bin sleeping in a funny posture, and wanted to jump at him with both hands and feet.

Before the claws stretched out, they were dragged back by the collar of the clothes.

Yan Xinguang grabbed his collar with one hand while still talking to the shop owner: "Well, then Yao Bin will leave it to you."

The shop owner wearing a fisherman's hat grinned and showed his white teeth: "Don't worry, I'm off work here too, and I'll drive Xiao Yao back in a while."

After saying hello, Yan Xinguang was about to drag Wu Jing away.

Wu Jing did not leave.

He held the fish tank on the bar with both hands and did not let go, "Where is my bag?"

Yan Xinguang raised the two bags in his hands and said, "It's in my hands."

Wu Jing let out an "oh", finally let go of the fish tank, and obediently led Yan Xinguang out by the corner of his clothes.

The store owner looked at them with a smile, and finally waved and shouted: "Come back next time!"

As a result, in the lobby, Wu Jing did not move again.

Yan Xinguang walked and found that the person was gone. Looking back, he found that this guy was holding a pillar in the lobby and would not let go.

He asked helplessly, "Why didn't you leave?"

Wu Jing picked the patterns on the pillars, with a serious face, as if he had discovered something important, "I found out that the photo I promised to Xiao Chen hasn't been taken yet."

Xiao Chen is the guy who asked for a photo for his girlfriend just now.

Yan Xinguang: "..."

"It's okay," Yan Xinguang said slowly, "He just told me that it's okay to give it tomorrow."

Yan Xinguang himself didn't understand why he made up such a serious reason with a drunk man.

Wu Jing looked at him carefully for a while, then muttered in doubt: "Really?"

With a straight face, Yan Xin turned his head and continued walking forward.

"fake."

Within two seconds, there was a sound of footsteps behind him.

Wu Jing sprinted and jumped directly onto his back, wrapping her slender arms around his neck, but unexpectedly did not strangle him too hard.

Obviously so drunk.

Wu Jing laughed out loud, and leaned closer to Yan Xinguang's ear, and the hot air from his mouth went straight into Yan Xinguang's neck, like a scent that came late.

"Well, I believe you are."

Yan Xinguang felt that the rhythm of his heartbeat was the same as the rhythm of his breathing in his ear, which seemed to be a little faster.

After a pause, Wu Jing stretched out his hand, brought over the two bags hanging from Yan Xinguang's right hand, and said softly, "Teacher Yan. You carry me on your back, and I'll help you carry the bags. See if I'm very sensible."

Yan Xinguang: "..."

He reached out and weighed the person on his back, and said angrily: "Yes, you are too sensible."

It was night, with moonlight, and two overlapping figures walked very slowly under the moonlight.

No matter how thin Wu Jing is, he is still a big boy, and he is carrying two bags. In addition, he does not know whether it is unintentional or intentional. I had to stop for a while and lift him up again.

while walking.

Wu Jing suddenly poked Yan Xinguang on the back of the neck.

Yan Xinguang's Adam's apple twitched, and said lightly, "What are you doing?"

He could feel that the fingers of the person on his back shrank slightly, curling up his paws like a small animal.

His voice was like a small animal when he spoke, softly, "Teacher Yan."

"Ok?"

Wu Jing's voice may be too soft, even slightly trembling.

"You, do you know that a lot of people are spreading it now, and I, the two of us got together..."

"Ah."

The person on the back paused, and his tone became a little annoyed: "What are you doing...you are just a piece of wood..."

Yan Xinguang has always restrained himself, he will not get drunk no matter how much he drinks.It's just that he doesn't drink it often, because he doesn't know where it will become uncontrollable.Because of this, he never liked drunks.

But Wu Jing was lying on his back, and when he was talking, Yan Xinguang didn't dislike the faint smell of alcohol wafting in the breeze.

That smell was just like his own, numb and warm.

Wu Jing babbled to himself: "You wood, your innocence has been slandered, and you don't have any reaction... Tell me, were you a wood spirit in your previous life..."

Yan Xinguang laughed, his chest trembled slightly, and said, "What's my innocence? Haven't I already been a scumbag?"

Wu Jing was stopped by his question.

right.

After a long while, he said weakly: "Then, even if this is the case, you can't let others say it..."

Wu Jing snapped his fingers and counted the treasures: "Do you know what the rumors have become? I, I'm really embarrassed to say..."

Yan Xinguang's footsteps stopped.

His voice was soft, a little gentle, and seemed a little coaxing, "How do you say it?"

Wu Jing: "Call me green tea... Do you know what green tea is? It's just betraying your appearance to seduce you, making you so obsessed that you can't stop, you're drunk with me every day, and then you don't want to study..."

Yan Xinguang: "..."

Yan Xinguang: "Wu Jing, are you not drunk?"

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