The domineering husband and wife of the cruel school god

As soon as the new year is over, Wu Pei is going to the winter camp, so she wants to finish her winter vacation homework in a few days.

Wu Peicai is in the fourth grade of elementary school, and she is studying in a private noble school. Although there is no pressure to memorize ancient Chinese and master Olympiads at the age of ten, the parents of the school have another set of educational concepts.For example, go to Mohe in the winter to hold a winter camp, which is called exercising the mind; another example is to take the children to an Italian town for a city survival competition during the summer vacation, which is said to improve life skills.

There are all kinds of things, but school life is also rich.Wu Jing, who obediently experienced the life of a special key high school for half a year, couldn't help being a little envious.

He opened Wu Pei's workbook, and the basic part was written in the front, with crooked words, but in the back, most of it was empty.

Wu Jing coughed dryly, and criticized: "Can't you do such a simple question?"

Wu Pei: "It's not simple at all, it's not in textbooks."

Wu Jingyu's earnest education: "That is the expansion question, and you must do it carefully. If you do it, it shows that you are proficient in using the knowledge in the textbook and can think deeply."

It was the first time for him to be a little teacher, and he used what some people said as it was, and he used it very skillfully, without blushing at all.

After finishing speaking, he pushed the notebook to Wu Pei, pointed to a practical problem with few questions and said: "Just this one, you write and see."

Reluctantly, Wu Pei muttered, "I don't know how to do it."

The little girl frowned, biting the pen and looked at it for a long time, then pushed the workbook to Wu Jing in a fit of anger: "I just can't! You write it for me!"

Wu Jing had observed the question in secret for a while, and felt that it might not be difficult, so he just waited for her words, took the pen over, nodded and said: "Okay, just watch."

Wu Jing, who was busy showing his brother's strength in front of his sister, ignored a law.That is, the simpler the problem seems, the more perverted it is.

Five minutes later, Wu Jing's expression changed from gearing up and full of confidence to ashamed; Wu Pei's expression changed from anticipation and curiosity to speechlessness.

Wu Pei: "Brother, this is a primary school math problem."

Wu Jing: "..."

His inner activities are very rich, no less than the shock of being supplemented by the opponent's assistant when he was playing the game yesterday: I'm so angry, are you sure it's elementary school mathematics?How could this be elementary school math? ?

Wu Jing calmly said, "Are you thirsty or not? I'll ask Mama Liu to bring some juice for dessert. I'm already hungry."

So, Wu Jing fled temporarily under Wu Pei's contemptuous gaze, wandered downstairs, ate two pieces of freshly made sugar cake in the kitchen, fell on the sofa, and took out his mobile phone Baidu.

I don't know where the source of Wu Pei's winter vacation homework question is. Wu Jing searched the Internet for a long time, tried all the keywords, but couldn't find this question.

The sweet and greasy candy sticks to the wall of the mouth, but Wu Jing is very satisfied after eating, and his cheeks are bulging when he suddenly thinks of Yan Xinguang.

Every time Wu Jing asks Yan Xinguang questions, he always gets a very detailed answer, which is more detailed than the reference answer, but also simpler and clearer than the reference answer, which is very suitable for students like them.

And when Yan Xinguang gave a lecture, no matter what type of questions he encountered, it seemed to him that there was no difference.

It can be said to be a very high-level pretense.

And he, Wu Jing, finally had the opportunity to experience the thrill of being a primary school teacher, but he was quickly overwhelmed by a primary school math problem, which is simply unreasonable.

He turned over and poked Yan Xinguang's WeChat.

[Wu Can't Be a Marshal]: Mr. Yan, Mr. Yan, are you there?

Unexpectedly, there was a second reply.

[Yan Xinguang]: in

[What Wu Can’t Do]: I don’t know how to answer a question, I’ll post it to you for a look.

[Yan Xinguang]: OK

Wu Jing hurriedly sent over the elementary school math problem just now.

In less than a minute, Yan Xinguang quickly replied.

[Yan Xinguang]: This is not the content of our winter homework, is it?

[Wu Can't Be a Marshal]: ...

Nonsense, of course this is not the case, but how could Wu Jing admit that this was a primary school math problem that stumped him.

[What Wu Can't Do]: No, this is something I learned on my own, um, it's an additional question.

[Yan Xinguang]: Oh

[Yan Xinguang]: Wait a minute

After a while, Yan Xinguang sent a picture, Wu Jing clicked on it, and the process of solving the problem was clearly written in black and white, but probably because of the winter vacation, his words returned to the original appearance, Jing It is domineering.

Wu Jing looked at his words, smiled, and thought, fortunately, I have been watching your homework for so long, otherwise, I would definitely not be able to recognize it now.

Yan Xinguang always has the ability to understand the train of thought of a question clearly, and never makes any fancy solutions.Wu Jing understood it after reading it once, and after the second time, he had completely memorized the process of solving the problem. He took it up to teach Wu Pei a parrot, and by the way said shamelessly and arrogantly: "This kind of problem, it's okay, after you practice more You will be able to do it, your brother and I have also practiced it."

After conjuring the honor, before Wu Pei was shocked or complained, Wu Jing hurriedly ran away and returned to his room. He couldn't wait to call up the picture again and stared at it for a long time.

Looking at the picture, the light is a little dim, and the white paper seems to be torn from some kind of book temporarily, and the edges are uneven and jagged.The paper was placed on a table that looked like sandalwood. Unknowingly, Wu Jing was fascinated by it, and imagined Yan Xinguang writing the problem-solving process on the paper with a pen in his mind.

By coincidence, he sent another WeChat message to Yan Xinguang.

[What Wu Can't Do]: Teacher Yan, what are you doing?

As soon as he put down his phone, Yan Xinguang replied quickly.

[Yan Xinguang]: Stay at home

Wu Jing was shocked.

The reason why I was shocked was not only that Yan Xinguang would "stay at home", but also that he replied so quickly.You know, Yan Xinguang is a maverick compared to his generation of post-00s who suffer from severe cellphones. Wu Jing almost never saw him take out his cellphone in school.

Because of this, when Yan Xinguang asked him to send him homework for the winter vacation that he didn't know, Wu Jing was still thinking in his heart, how long it would take you to reply.

[Wu can't match the handsome]:? ? ?what are you doing at home

[Yan Xinguang]: I didn't do anything

Wu Jing was shocked.

After a pause, Wu Jing sent several strings of messages to Yan Xinguang.

[What Wu Can't Do]: Since you have nothing to do, let me bring you to play games! ! !

[Wu can't match the handsome]: xx pesticide! !It's fun! !

[Wu Can't Be a Marshal]: Believe me! !

[Yan Xinguang]: ... I don't know how to play

Seeing this line of news, Wu Jing laughed wildly in his heart, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaFinally, there is something you don't know!Watch how I abuse food hahahaha!Die, Mr. Yan!

[Wu Can't Be a Marshal]: It's okay, I'll teach you, I'm awesome

[Yan Xinguang]: Aren't you doing extended questions? Why don't you do it?

[Wu Can't Be a Marshal]: ...

[What Wu Can't Do]: Combining work and rest, play two games before doing it

[Yan Xinguang]: Is it xx pesticide?wait for me to download first

The author has something to say: Suddenly worried, will there be little angels who have never played with pesticides so they can’t understand...(??ω??)/