The domineering husband and wife of the cruel school god

The power of the best friend is still very great, although Shi Hongcai is not very good at comforting people, but he can make fools!

Wu Jing played with his friends for a few days, and the relationship became better. Only then did he realize that the first day he was not pleasing to the eye was because he shaved the same hairstyle as the man who greened him (...), But soon they talked about it, added WeChat, and watched ghost movies together.

On September [-], Wu Jing had long forgotten about something. The night before school started, his aunt called and asked him what else he wanted besides a game console, and if he wanted some new clothes. After all, he was a high school student. .

Wu Jing was very speechless. The female relatives in the family always regarded him as the same gender as Wu Pei. Unless he offered to bring gifts, it would always be clothes and dolls.

"No need! No. [-] Middle School can only wear school uniforms every day!"

Yes, on September [-]st, Wu Jing became an honorable high school student.

C City No. [-] High School is undoubtedly a school that is outstanding in all aspects——Wu Jing, who stepped into the campus, commented this way.

The large land area, rich and dense vegetation, the entire campus is a so-called European-style building, a field of white flowers, a magnificent garden corridor and potted landscape... Although Wu Jing had already made mental preparations before entering, this school The school's hardware still made him unable to say anything.

Well, it's just... not bad, it's worthy of me.

After walking a few steps, Wu Jing found his class on the bulletin board—Class 2, Senior One.

In No. [-] Middle School, senior one to senior three each have separate teaching buildings. Among them, senior three is divided into three small teaching buildings for arts and science and Olympiad classes. The three small buildings face each other from a distance. They confronted each other on the building, and after class, the railings were filled with people who let the wind out, looking into the Aoshu Building's group of non-human beings who were ashamed and ashamed.

The first grade is in the building farthest from the gate, and boys and girls in regular uniforms have been walking in that direction one after another, looking around curiously along the way-this kind of look is a freshman.

The campus has the atmosphere of just starting school. You can see a small stall after two steps. There are two smiling boys and girls in school uniforms standing beside them, holding some brochures introducing campus culture. in distribution.

Wu Jing saw that the booklet was colorful and pretty, so he picked one up, and the senior immediately smiled at him and winked her eyes.

He was a little confused and scratched his head, "What?"

The senior said "Hey" and said with a bit of embarrassment, "It's nothing, it's just that the average appearance of your freshmen is a bit high, which is eye-catching."

"Yo?" Wu Jing raised his eyebrows, habitually narcissistic, "Really, is there anyone more handsome than me?"

If someone else was so glib, he might have been beaten long ago, but he looks tender, and when he smiles, his eyes are bright and curved into an arc, like the good-looking and slightly mischievous kid next door.

The senior sister liked this very much, she laughed, and pointed in the direction of the senior one teaching building, "I just walked past one, with huge long legs."

In fact, Wu Jing went to school a year early, and he just turned 15 during the summer vacation. He is only a little over 1.7 meters tall. He is not short in C City, a southern city, but his body is thin and thin, and he looks very modest. However, his advantage is that his facial features are exquisite and beautiful, coupled with a head of short, prickly hair, he looks a little naive and ruffian, and he is the type that attracts little girls.

The senior made a concluding speech: "If you are 1.8 meters tall, you might be able to compete with that person for this year's school."

Wu Jing thought that even if I am 1.6 meters, I am still a ball grass.

Holding the brochure, I finally found Class 2, Senior [-]. A young man in a Nike tracksuit was already waiting at the door with his pockets in his pockets.

The Nike man bared his teeth: "Hello guys! Welcome to our class! I am your English teacher and supervisor. Looking forward to getting along well with everyone!"

Wu Jing: "..."

What the hell?This idiot is their head teacher?

A rough voice came from behind: "Teacher, stop dragging, I don't understand!"

Several boys came over in twos and threes, all carrying schoolbags on their backs. The leader was wearing a black T-shirt, not too tall, but very stocky, like a small black ball.It was him who made the sound just now.

The Nike man froze for a moment, and immediately gave an American surprised "wow", and said in shock: "No, no! Don't be so humble, I know, youareallverygoodstudents!"

The boys were obviously shocked by the teacher's stupidity, and looked at each other. After a while, the fat man rudely poked Wu Jing's shoulder: "Uh, brother, do you understand?"

Several pairs of eyes all looked at Wu Jing at once.

"Oh," Wu Jing raised his phone and said slowly, "Although I don't understand but... I have turned on the voice translation, teacher, please continue."

"..."

With a few slight puffs, Fatty and his party couldn't hold back their laughter.

Fatty: "Brother, you are so interesting, brother."

The Nike man looked at the phone that almost hit him under his nose, and began to doubt his life, shrugged his shoulders to help himself, "well, the new students in this year are very individual, so I won't talk too much, everyone come in quickly Alright, class will start right away~"

In the bright and spacious classroom, there are more than a dozen people sitting in twos and threes, most of them are scattered, and they are more reserved when chatting with each other. After all, when they meet for the first time, they usually want to maintain a noble and glamorous image.

Wu Jing and the others aroused great attention as soon as they walked in.

One is that a few of them just made a lot of noise at the door. Many people poked their heads and looked around, thinking that there would be melons to eat on the first day.The second is that several boys came in majesticly, and there was really a sense of menacing, especially the boy in the front who was wearing a dark blue T-shirt and jeans, with a high nose bridge and delicate eyebrows, but he had a thorny head, and his eyes were cold. , although there is still a little baby fat, but it looks like it is not easy to mess with.

Wu Jing looked around the classroom, found a seat in the last row to the right and sat down, stuffed his schoolbag into the stomach of the table, took out a bottle of oriental leaves and put it on the upper right corner with a "kuang", like an obsessive-compulsive disorder , turn the body of the bottle around and align it with the corner of the table.

He is playing here on his own, completely unaware that he has been silently classified into the thorny category. In fact, his mind is full of going home early, so that he can get ahead of Wu Pei and customize today for the cooking aunt at home. As everyone knows, this casual and lazy performance has become one of the evidences of his rebelliousness.

Wu Pei is so sweet and Wu Jing is so spicy.He felt nauseous after eating last night, and he still feels uncomfortable right now.

The classroom was getting more and more noisy, Wu Jing lay on the table and squinted for a while, unable to sleep well, so he propped his head up and looked at the time, it was already ten o'clock.

The fifty-seat classroom was already full, and the Nike man was standing on the podium, leaning forward with his arms propped up, smiling and talking to the girls sitting in the first row.

After the last black and thin boy came in, Teacher Nike clapped his hands and said loudly: "Hello everyone! Now that everyone is here, let me introduce myself—"

He turned around and wrote a few flamboyant characters on the blackboard, Yao Erniu, Eric.

As soon as the word came out, there were a few fart-like laughter from below.

Even the sleepy Wu Jing couldn't help bending the corner of his mouth.

Because it's been a long time since I've seen such an earthy name, especially because I'm clean and dressed in a trendy and cool way, which is in stark contrast to this 80s-like name.

The laughter in the audience became more and more uncontrollable, and finally developed into a roar of laughter. Yao Erniu knocked on the podium, "Okay, everyone must have some ideas about my name, I am very happy to be able to Let the students laugh so heartily, then, as an example, let the students introduce themselves one by one, okay, let's start with the first girl on the left—"

There was a rustle in the classroom.

When freshmen enter school, self-introduction is usually the highlight. Which girl is the most beautiful, which boy is the most handsome, who is the thorn, and who is the right-hand man of the future class teacher. After this battle, the truth will be revealed.

The girl who was pointed out was short and thin, like a frightened little rabbit, who almost tripped over the leg of the stool when she stood up.

The girl lowered her head to her chest, her voice was as soft as a mosquito, "I...my name is Xiao Peipei, I hope to get along well with everyone."

As the first person to introduce himself, Xiao Peipei received great attention.

Teacher Yao listened with interest while crossing her arms, and was a little disappointed after hearing the abrupt conclusion, "Tell me more, hobbies, specialties, etc. The students in the back have heard it! Don't talk about it when you introduce yourself. One or two sentences are enough, if you say a little more, the teacher and classmates can understand you better."

Just as Xiao Peipei was about to sit down, she stood up again, blushing even more, "Hobbies, hobbies are reading..."

Everyone let out a "huh" and were not very interested.

The people behind started to introduce themselves one by one.

"My name is Zhang Caijun. I graduated from No. [-] Middle School in the Southern District. My high school entrance examination scores ranked fifth in our city, so—" The black and thin boy looked around arrogantly, and after seeing everyone's eyes wide open, he was satisfied. Looking up, "I want to be the study committee member of our class, there should be no objection?"

Ranked fifth in the city, which means that it is also one of the best results in the third middle school. Although everyone complained about this person's arrogant attitude, they didn't say anything.

Teacher Yao neither supported nor opposed, and watched with interest from a bystander's attitude. In his heart, he probably regarded himself as an open-minded American teacher, thinking that this kind of collision would make the children's relationship faster. get acquainted.

Then, a tall and thin boy stood up, and there were some whispers from below, the boy raised his eyebrows, "My name is Duan Changhan, I'm from Xicheng No. [-] Middle School, and my grades are in the bottom five in our city."

Everyone burst into laughter, wasn't this intentionally satirizing Zhang Caijun? Looking back, Zhang Caijun's pimple-covered face really showed annoyance.

Duan Changhan: "Although my grades are not good, I am good at other things. I am good at basketball and games. Everyone remembers to call me when they want to play."

There was a response from the audience, and soon there would be a mouthful of Brother Han.

After hearing this, Wu Jing quickly probed to see where this person was, maybe he could make an appointment with him after school.

"My name is Su Zhiye, I'm from City B, I hope to get along well with everyone..."

"My name is Chen Shu, and my specialty is piano and erhu..."

"My name is……"

……

Halfway through self-introduction, Wu Jing learned that the fat guy who choked on the teacher at the door of the class just now was called Liu Lei, the girl who was the prettiest and attracted the attention of many boys was called Yu Jia, and that foolish Duan Changhan was said to be the former No. The school bully in the school, the group with rich family.

These "hearings" all come from his front desk—a boy with dark skin on the back of his neck, who has been discussing secretly with his deskmate.Wu Jing was sitting right behind them, the voices of those two people were neither loud nor soft, and he heard most of them.

Until another boy stood up to introduce himself, Wu Jing moved his body a little bit forward to listen to the comments from the front table, and when he leaned against him, he accidentally bumped his back, and the boy turned sideways He tilted his head and grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.

Wu Jing was startled, and immediately felt that this row of teeth looked very familiar.

Teacher Yao said on stage: "Next, Wu Jing!"

After five seconds, no one stood up.

Everyone started to look left and right, and Teacher Yao shouted again: "Which student is Wu Jing?"

Wu Jing then stood up in a daze and said, "Oh, everyone, my name is Wu Jing, please take care of me."

Teacher Yao said, "That's the end? What about hobbies and specialties?"

At this time, many girls were already quietly looking at him.Wu Jing glanced at the back of the head in front, and said, "I don't have any hobbies, I usually just read books."

This answer can be said to be very official and very boring. Basically, no less than ten students have used this rhetoric.However, despite this, those curious eyes that looked at him still did not go away.

"Oh...Okay, sit down, please."

Before Teacher Yao finished speaking, a voice suddenly came in: "Teacher! He's lying! Wu Jing never reads, he plays games and racing cars every day!"

All around was stunned, even Teacher Yao was stunned for a while, and said with a smile: "Student Wu Jing, you were exposed on the spot, you must be an honest and good boy."

Wu Jing sat down under the gaze, feeling a little bit ashamed for the first time in his life.

He gritted his teeth and said to the back of the troublesome head: "Fuck, why is it really you?"

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, my husband will be online soon~~