Rebirth: Being Broken by an Apprentice

When I woke up again, I was already on my own bed. I moved my arms and touched my buttocks. I felt very well. Did that person let me go?

I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Now that I think about it, it turned out that it was not because of the thick legs of the man, but because of the thick tail of the snake.

Unexpectedly, Shenjun's maid turned out to be a snake with a human body and tail, Shenjun is really different, the taste is really strong!

I climbed down from under the bed and was about to go out to check the wind. As soon as my feet stepped on the ground, I felt that I stepped on something soft. I took a closer look and saw Sihua lying on the ground sprawled, and my feet, so good Coincidentally, she was stepping on the towering lump on her body.

Well...the feet feel pretty good.

I stepped on a few more feet.

Sihua made ecstatic groans and groans. When I heard this sound, my legs were going to be weak.

It's no wonder that the storybook often tells the story of the witch who harmed the country and the people. If I were an emperor in the mortal world, I would probably be intoxicated with gentleness every day, and never go to court again.

It's okay, I'm just a little girl.

After kicking Sihua a few times, Sihua slowly woke up. She rubbed her eyes and muttered, "My dear ancestor, you finally woke up."

I sat by the bed and looked at her amusedly, "Good granddaughter, are you guarding grandma's bed?"

"Bah, bah, don't take advantage of me." Sihua stood up from the ground and straightened her clothes.

I glanced at her two towering balls, and thought: I have already taken advantage of what I should have.

However, in order to prevent being beaten to death by her, I just smiled and asked, "Why are you here with me? How did I come back?"

Sihua seemed to have thought of something, suddenly covered his mouth and nose, lowered his head, trembling all over.

I looked at my feet, oh my god, could it be that my three-inch golden lotus is so powerful that it made her lose her mind?

I stretched out my hand to pull her head off, only to see that she was blushing, as if she was going to be out of breath.

Could it be that she found out that I just made light of her and wanted to smother herself to death?

I was so scared that I quickly pulled her hand away.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Sihua's laughter was like those chickens raised by Mr. Dianmao Xing. It was hard to stop when they croaked. I was so annoyed that I quickly covered my ears.

"If you laugh again, I'll go around the Bodhi tree in Nantianmen!" I threatened her excited belly laugh with a half-smile.

The Bodhi tree at Nantianmen is very thick, and its branches and leaves are bigger than the scope of a palace. After I leave, Sihua can only sweep the huge Nantianmen alone. If I go to the Bodhi tree to perform some magic , the fallen bodhi leaf is estimated to let her sweep for a day.

Sihua didn't want to sweep the ground for a whole day, and when she heard me say that, she really shut up.

"Speak quickly, speak well." I pointed at her with my magic finger, smiling.

Sihua nodded, "I just remembered how you were dragged back, and felt a little..."

"What?" I pricked up my ears and leaned closer to her.

"It's kind of funny, poof, hahahahahahahaha!" She poofed, and then let out another laugh like a chicken crowing.

I rolled my eyes, walked around her, and left my place, leaving her laughing hard by herself.

I don't want to know what happened. With such leisure, I might as well go to Dianmao Xingjun to steal a chicken and make spicy chicken.

Hmm... spicy chicken?I smacked my lips and haven't eaten for a long time.

Dianmao Xingjun's fairy palace is to the east of the maidservant's residence. I flew for a while to arrive. The gate of Dianmao Xingjun's palace was closed. As I expected, he should go to Fulu Xingjun's at this moment. Asgard went to drink.

I turned over and flew into Dianmao Xingjun's yard, and saw the seven colorful golden pheasants strutting around the yard with their wings on their backs.

Hey, this chicken lives more freely than me!

I stretched my little arms and legs, laughed loudly, and ran towards the golden pheasant.

The golden pheasant, which was as proud as a general, was startled by my pounce, clucking and flapping its wings.

I smiled proudly: "It's my turn to be on duty today, so I'll let you go for now."

Then, I swaggered into the palace, took my duty jade token, and walked towards the Tiannv Palace.

As soon as I entered the Tiannv Palace, I felt something unusual. There were a group of people wearing golden robes kneeling at the entrance of the hall. People in the God Realm like to wear gold robes. Then, the atmosphere did not dare to make a sound.

Could it be that someone from the Protoss came to the Tiannv Palace?I quietly walked to the side of Qinghong, the waitress next to Qinghong saw me coming, she moved to the side to make room for me, I knelt on the spot she vacated, and gave Qinghong a wink, Qing Hong shook her head at me, I understood what she meant, so I stopped asking.

When I knelt until my legs were numb, a man finally came out of the palace. I knew him. It was Jin Jue.

Jin Jue glanced around, saw me, and walked towards me with small steps.

"Aunt Ning Bing, the heavenly maiden called you in." Jin Jue knelt down and whispered in my ear.

I am a female officer, they should call me aunt.

I propped myself on the ground and stood up, my knees were so sore, I was about to kneel down again, but fortunately Jin Jue supported me.

I rubbed my knees and said, "Let's go."

There were protoss in golden robes standing on both sides of the road, and I didn't dare to ask Jin Jue for details, so I could only follow Jin Jue and walked quickly on the road.

Immortals are not allowed to use spells in the fairy world, and I usually only dare to use Huizi secretly. Although my leg hurts at this time, I dare not use the technique of Yuyun in Tiannv Palace.

The maid waiting on the side raised the gauze curtain, and Qing Hong stopped in the outer hall, beckoning me to go inside.

I thought to myself, could it be that yesterday's work was not done well?Did Jie Jing still punish the goddess?It shouldn't be, according to seniority, the goddess should call Shenjun uncle, no matter how bullying Jie Jing is, she can't bully the goddess!

Then... it can't be that I failed to do it for the dead ghost, right?No way, I remember that my eyes were sincere and my voice burst into tears... You don't want to blame me because I fainted when I saw Jie Jing's tail, right?

My heart, trembling with fear, bumps and bumps.

Hey, why didn't I realize that the distance from the outer hall to the inner hall is so short?

I hadn’t walked a few steps before I saw two figures behind the gauze curtain. The one who was closer to me was sitting upright and upright. This was a goddess, and the one who was farther away was sitting casually but with majesty and inviolability. , do not know who.

I approached cautiously, stood next to Tiannv, lowered my eyes, not daring to look at them.

I prayed silently in my heart: don't pay attention to me, don't pay attention to me!

"Can you play chess?" Then I heard Jie Jing's voice coming towards me.

Her voice is different from other women's. Most of the voices of other women have the softness and charm that women only have, but her voice is different. Her voice is as pure as a virgin, and people feel that this life is enough after listening to it once.

The goddess is also sitting here, maybe I was talking to her, I decided to pretend I didn't hear it, and continued to hang my head.

"Nong Bing, my aunt is talking to you!" The goddess seemed very dissatisfied with my attitude.

I pretended to be surprised, raised my head, looked at Jie Jing ignorantly, and said in fear: "Your maidservant can't play chess."

Jie Jing glanced at me, nodded, raised her hand and landed a sunspot on Qipanshan.

Although I don't know how to play chess, but when I saw that the chessboard was almost full of sunspots, I understood that Jie Jing was going to win Tiannv in this game.

Watching the two of them play chess is really boring, Tiannv seems to be very reserved, and doesn't talk to Jie Jing, and Jie Jing is even more indifferent, and her words are also indifferent, as if she has no interest.

Looking at it like this, it doesn't seem like he is going to punish me, so I feel more at ease.

I made them two cups of thousand-year-old Qingjian, and then I stood back behind the goddess. At this time, there were only the three of us left in the inner hall.

There is a black bronze golden toad incense burner in the hall. There are densely packed small holes on the back of the golden toad, and milky white smoke floats out from the holes, lingering around the entire hall.

This is the spice extracted from the body by the Jiao people of the East China Sea with their spiritual power. It is very rare and rarely used in the Tiannv Palace. This time, it is probably to welcome Jie Jing to specially burn the ancient fragrance of jiao essence.

The scent is so pleasant, it should have the effect of calming the mind, my eyelids are getting heavy.

Thinking that Aunt Bing has been in the Tiannv Palace for 1 years and wants to be lazy and sleep, isn't that easy?

I lowered my head so that others could not see my eyes, moved back secretly, and leaned against the lampstand higher than me, pretending to be on standby, but actually slowly closed my eyes.

I have practiced the skill of standing up to sleep for a long time, and now I can basically do it. I stand like a loose body, do not snore, do not drool, and it is basically impossible for others to notice it at a glance.

Jiao Jing Mi Gu Xiang is really good for sleeping. I, who haven't dreamed for a long time, actually have a dream.

I dreamed that I returned to Dianmao Xingjun’s fairy palace, caught all eight golden pheasants, stripped their feathers, and made them into spicy chicken, beggar chicken, braised yellow chicken, smoked chicken, and cold chicken , Roast Chicken with Potatoes, Stewed Chicken with Bamboo Shoots, Stewed Chicken with Mushrooms!

Eight chickens made eight dishes, and I invited Mao Xingjun and Sihua to share with me.

Dianmao Xingjun took chopsticks, picked up a piece of spicy chicken, and sighed: "This chicken is clear, white, tender and delicious, and then wrapped in a layer of rich soup, it is really excellent!" After finishing speaking, Dianmao Xingjun couldn't wait to stuff the diced chicken into his mouth, and while eating, asked vaguely: "Where did you get this chicken, why didn't I see you raising chickens?"

I smiled embarrassedly, and said shyly: "It's all thanks to Mr. Xing who raises a good chicken, and this chicken is exactly your eight golden pheasants."

After hearing this, Dianmao Xingjun stared at me, and the chopsticks fell to the ground. I saw that I was not well, so I ran quickly, and while I was running, I heard Dianmao Xingjun's furious voice: "Sihua, catch her for me!" , beat to death!"

I quickly ran back to my own residence in the clouds and fog, stood at the door panting heavily, and sighed in my heart: Mr. Dianmao Xingjun is too ignorant. I made chicken for him with good intentions, but he wanted to beat me to death. Really white-eyed wolf.

I was about to open the door and go in, but who knew, as soon as the door was opened, I saw Dianmao Xingjun standing behind the door, blowing his beard and staring, holding a crutch and wanting to hit me!

"Mr. Xing is merciful!" I hurriedly exclaimed.

I wanted to go backwards, but who knew it was just a dream, there was a lampstand right behind me, when I stepped back, I fell into a ball with the lampstand, and when I opened my eyes, my hands were still protecting me head.

It's over, it's over, it's over!My head exploded with a bang, oh my god, it was terrible, I actually made such a big embarrassment in front of the goddess and the maid of the god, the goddess will definitely take care of me!

I covered my head and dared not stand up from the ground. I was thinking, should I pretend to be fainted, so that I can wake up tomorrow as if nothing happened?

However, before I was ready to pass out, I heard Jie Jing's voice coming slowly, "You maid, you are very funny."

I rolled my eyes and cursed: Fun?Do you think I'm a doll?As a maid, why are you so crazy?

"Reporting to my aunt, I also think she's funny, and I usually use her to tease me and relieve my fatigue." The goddess said flatteringly, and I could imagine her flattering smile without looking.

"Benjun's place is very boring." Jie Jing's voice suddenly became a little low.

My heart skipped a beat, no, she doesn't want to take me over, and then settle the old and new grudges together, right?

Tiannv really has an exquisite heart with seven orifices. When she heard Jie Jing's words, she immediately offered her treasure and said, "Why don't you take her back to relieve your boredom?"

Hey, I was so angry, I simply didn't pretend to be dizzy, put my hands down, glared at them with my eyes, and stood up suddenly.

The two of them didn't know what I was going to do, they looked at me in bewilderment, I walked towards Jie Jing aggressively, flicked my sleeves, and knelt down with a puff, "It's really an honor to be able to relieve Goddess' boredom!"

Alas, you can't blame me for being timid. In fact, people have to bow their heads under the eaves. What happened today, according to the temperament of a goddess, I must be skinned. Eight golden pheasants are on!

If I eat it, I will admit it, but not only did I not eat it, but I also put myself in it. I am really unlucky!

"Your name is Nong Bing?" Jie Jing smiled.

The smile in her eyes seemed to be the shining star in the dark sky, shining on my decadent heart, illuminating every corner of my heart.

I looked at her beautiful face and nodded dully, "Yes."

"Okay," Jie Jing stood up from the couch, threw the black pieces in her hand into the chess basket, and pulled me up from the ground, "It's getting late, I still have business to deal with, so I'll go first gone."

After finishing speaking, she pulled me away, and the goddess knelt on the ground and said, "Respectfully send off Auntie."

I glanced at the sky, nonsense, it is so bright tomorrow, why is it getting late? !

Hey, I suddenly thought, maybe, I can also use this method to go to Dianmao Xingjun to fool a half chicken to eat!