Warm water to boil Gu He

Gu He, who hadn't updated Moments all year round, sent an unprecedented message in the middle of the night.

Three thirty-seven in the middle of the night.

Two words, ridiculous.

Mu Yi, who brushed his teeth in the morning and browsed through Moments with his mobile phone, saw Gu He's Moments and pondered for a long time.

Zhou He should have confessed.

Well.

Unable to hold back, Mu Yi quit Moments, clicked on Gu He's profile picture, and sent two consecutive messages:

[Mu Ji Chengzhou: Good morning]

[Mu Ji Chengzhou: Squad leader, when will you be back]

The competition was over yesterday, Gu He did not disappoint the village this time, and was No.1 again.

School forums and Weibo boiled all night.

The official Weibo sent a special congratulations to Gu He's Weibo.

Gu He's IQ is so good, but his EQ margin is a bit poor.

Gu He popped out the news after a while.

[Squad leader Gu He: Noon]

[Mu Ji takes a boat: eat together at noon? ]

Feel a little inappropriate, and add another sentence.

[Mu Ji takes a boat: pick up the wind and wash away the dust. ]

[Squad leader Gu He: I have an appointment at noon]

[Squad leader Gu He: eat meat at night]

Mu Yi spat out the foam in his mouth, even at night.

[Mu Ji takes a boat: OK]

Gu He, who originally planned to dawdle and return to school in the afternoon, was disrupted by Zhou He's phone call after three o'clock last night.

Zhou He on the phone sounded like he had been drinking, and he must have drunk a lot, because he was drunk.

Sometimes I call Teacher Gu, sometimes I call Baobao, sometimes I call Gu He, sometimes I cry, sometimes I giggle, I am so annoying.

If it wasn't for Zhou He, Gu He would probably have been blocked directly.

The bar was noisy, but Gu He still heard a few important points from the drinking and crazy talk.

Zhou He said: "Mr. Gu, I'm sorry for you, I'm in two boats."

Gu He's sleepiness disappeared, and he immediately woke up.

Zhou He continued:

"Although that girl is not as pretty as you"

"But what to do, I just like her"

Gu He: "..."

The green hat was caught off guard.

Gu He didn't answer, Zhou He probably heard that Gu He was digesting this sentence, and after a while, Zhou He's smirk came from the phone: "Hehehe, she doesn't like me"

"So, Mr. Gu, I still like you in the future."

Gu He had black lines on his face, what do you mean you should still like her in the future?She is so cheap huh? !

Gu He: "I'll go back at noon tomorrow, let's go out for dinner together"

Zhou He, who had been drinking for a week, was a little dazed, and checked the time on his phone: "Did you finish the exam?"

Gu He: "Yes"

Zhou He: "No.1?"

Gu He: "Yes"

Zhou He: "Hey, why is my Teacher Gu so powerful!"

After speaking, he yelled loudly into the bar full of people, "Master is happy, please everyone have a bottle of red!"

Then there were piercing screams and celebrations on the phone.

After hearing it, Gu He moved the phone away: "..."

Prodigal fathers.

On the day Gu He came back, the weather was very good, as if to welcome Gu He.

Gu He, who got out of the car and dragged his small suitcase, saw Zhou He who was looking at him with a smirk outside the school gate.

How about a little embarrassment.

Zhou He ran over with long legs, picked up Gu He's suitcase, and flattered him: "Teacher Gu, you have worked hard!"

Yep.

Gu He knew that Zhou He's addiction to acting was on the rise, so he waved his hands: "Serve the people"

Zhou He: "Hey hey~"

Gu He: "..."

Feeling even more humiliated.

Fortunately, there were not many people at the school gate.

Zhou He, who drank too much last night, didn't sleep much, his face was a bit haggard, and there were dark circles under his eyes.

Wearing a white shirt, he looks a bit like a dog.

Glancing at Zhou He's face, yes, she shaved her beard when she came to see her, so she deserves an award.

Gu He: "Let's go, I'm hungry"

In the dining hall, Gu He took two pairs of chopsticks and sat on the stool obediently, waiting for Zhou He to cook.

Get bored and pick up your phone to browse entertainment news.

Gu He also eats fireworks in the world, and also reads gossip around.

While watching it with great interest, it suddenly occurred to her that she had a dinner party tonight.

Click on the group of the first physics class.

[Squad Leader: Where is the evening dinner party? ]

Originally, only the Disciplinary Committee posted a group about the number of people who were late and skipped classes, but Gu He exploded a bunch of people with a single sentence.

[Student A: Whoa, whoa, whoa!You are finally back, monitor! ! ]

[Student A: After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today! ]

[Student A: Little ones, the boss is back! ! ! ]

Exploding emoticons, swiping the screen.

[Student B: Surprise the boss.JPG]

[Student C: Surprise the boss.JPG]

[Student D: Worship the boss.JPG]

[Student F: Worship the boss.JPG]

[Classmate G: Worship the boss.JPG]

[Squad leader: Let’s eat meat at night, little ones]

And sent an emoticon package of Orleans chicken legs.

Mu Yi, who was eating well, was called to watch the group by three roommates, who copied out the mobile phone in the bag.

Gu He's post [Evening meat, little ones] happened to be swiped, and in less than three seconds, a group of emojis swiped the screen again.

[Student A: Boss, your orders.jpg]

[Student A: Little brother goes through fire and water.jpg]

[Classmate D: Love the boss and love life.jpg]

[Student W: Let us be the companions of the world of mortals. Fat Xiaoxiaosha.JPG]

[Student O: The weather is very good today, suitable for eating meat.JPG]

[Roommate D: Eat meat?If it does not exist, it is impossible to eat meat in this life.JPG]

[Roommate A: Eat some meat to calm your shock.JPG]

[Student J: The meat season is here.JPG]

Mu Yi almost spit, the students are so cute.

Immediately, he also sent an emoji package with the public.

[Mu Ji Chengzhou: Get out of the way, Didi Didi, I'm coming with a weight of two hundred catties! .JPG]

Seeing Mu Yi's smile, Gu He is a good actor.

After chatting with the counselor about the competition topic and asking the counselor for the meeting place, Zhou He came back with two bowls of rice.

Don't get me wrong, their school meals are served in pots.

It's really not something she can eat.

Gu He is a picky eater, he doesn't eat coriander, tomato or eggplant, and he doesn't know how to cook, so Zhou He always dislikes him.

Even so, Zhou He still chose a lot of dishes for her according to Gu He's preferences.

Care and satisfaction.

After two bites, we started to get down to business.

Gu He: "I'm only going out for a week, and you're cuckolding me?"

Gu He spoke briskly, and Zhou He could hear the seriousness.

Gu He is very difficult to coax when he is angry.

It's not hard to coax, it's just...

you have to act like a baby...

Gu He takes soft things but not hard ones.

It must be difficult for Zhou He who firmly believes that he is a master.

Seeing that Zhou He didn't reply for a long time, Gu He put down his chopsticks.

He knocked on the table with his hand.

Gu He: "Oh, you want me to tell your dad?"

Zhou He came back to his senses all at once, and fucked up his sister's manliness.

The most important thing is to survive! ! !

Zhou He: "Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey"

Acting like a baby, rolling around and being cute.

After dinner, Zhou He sent Gu He back to the dormitory, and happened to meet Mu Yi and his party.

Mu Yi looked at Gu and Zhou He thoughtfully, greeted his roommates and Gu and Zhou He together, and went to the dormitory.

Mu Yi went back to the dormitory and took an apple from the table, washed it and ate it straight away, while biting, he went to the balcony to see the two people downstairs.

The line of sight is just right.

After a while, the roommates who encountered the cheating scene also arrived at the balcony with pears in their hands. Each of them took a bite, making the sound of chewing. No one said a word, just staring at the two people downstairs.

Zhou He moved his mouth and began to speak. The balcony of the dormitory was a little far away, so he could see but couldn't hear. Mu Yi was a little regretful, but his roommate became interested, and began to mouth type to Zhou He and translate at the same time.

Zhou He (roommate): "Gu He, I'm sorry, I cheated on you"

Gu He couldn't see clearly because his back was turned, so he could only rely on guesswork.

Zhou He (roommate): "I like her"

Zhou He (roommate): "Let's break up."

Zhou He started to touch Gu He's head, talking with a smile.

Gu He didn't hide.

Roommate: "Hey, the plot is wrong"

Mu Yi rolled his eyes at his roommate.

The roommate finished eating the pears, threw the pear pits into the trash can, went to wash his hands and came back to continue translating.

Zhou He (roommate): "I like you"

Zhou He (roommate): "That coquettish slut can't compare to you"

Zhou He (roommate): "Forgive me once, please?"

Zhou He withdrew his touching hand and hugged Gu He.

The roommate shouted at Mu Yi who ate half of the apple in surprise: "Hey, this time it's right!"

Mu Yi who was eating an apple: "..."

The people in their class are really good actors.

Mu Yi didn't reply, and the roommate started chatting for fun, "Hey, tell me, why hasn't the monitor moved?"

After breaking up, the boy should humbly persuade to stay, or the girl should cry to stay, the scene of a large-scale quarrel, or the scene of a large-scale murder.

Zhou He was talking and laughing to Gu He, cheating.

Moreover, generally when a boyfriend cheats on her, shouldn't her girlfriend blow her hair?

Mu Yi replied: "She should have a low EQ."

Zhou He's EQ is too high.

The roommate continued to look: "That squad leader is so pitiful."

Mu Yi took a last bite of the apple and didn't reply.

Gu He went back to the dormitory.

Mu Yi swallowed the last bite, threw away the core, brushed his teeth and prepared to take a nap.

Zhou He cheated on him, so he asked Gu He to stay, and Gu He forgave him.

Qian Jun also cheated, if it was her, Qian Jun also apologized to her, would she forgive?

After wiping his face, Mu Yi looked at his reflection in the mirror.

—Probably so.

——Love is miserable.

night.

A boss from the first physics class brought a group of juniors to a self-service hot pot outside the school.

There is meat, there is sushi, the variety is complete.

The money is not much, although it is not as good as other wealthy rich second generations, who can just pack five-stars, but everyone appreciates it.

All 58 people in the class came.

The cafeteria doesn’t have a lot of delicious meat, so I discussed with the boss that I can bring my own meat to cook, and the girls in the class go to the supermarket to buy meat together.

It's a good deal, don't fool around at will.

At least one plate of high-grade beef and two plates of medium-grade beef should be placed on each table.

There are only two dormitories for girls, eight people.

There are only 11 girls in science and engineering classes, and girls are rare treasures.

Gu He is not interested in meat, anyway, he just came here to pay.

He followed them obediently with his hands behind his back, looking here and there.

It's been a long time since I went out to go shopping in the supermarket, a typical nerd.

Mu Yi looked at Gu He in a wobble and was distracted, took an ice cream from the freezer, and quickly stuck it on Gu He's neck.

Gu He gasped.

Goosebumps arose instantly.

Well, well, well, well, well, cold.

Looking dissatisfied at the prank Mu Yi, Mu Yi was not afraid, and said with a smile: "Do you want to eat ice cream? No.1 reward"

The dissatisfaction disappeared in an instant, Gu He picked up the ice cream in Timu Yi's hands, stared at the wrapping paper for a long time, um, it tasted like bananas.

Dislike it.

After returning the ice cream, Gu He replied disgustedly: "I want to eat the most expensive one."

Added, "Vanilla flavored."

Mu Yi shook the ice cream in his hand twice and threw it back.

Mu Yi: "Okay, okay, I'll satisfy you"

The two searched for a long time in the freezer before finding a bucket of ice cream that was said to be the most expensive vanilla flavor.

Thirteen yuan and fifty cents.

Gu He was very satisfied, so he took Mu Yi to pay the bill when he picked it up, for fear that Mu Yi would regret it.

To be honest... Mu Yi really wants to say, she is already thankful for not picking on Haagen-Dazs.

What is this 13 yuan!

After paying the bill, you can't go back. Gu He has nothing to buy, so he sits on a stool in the leisure area outside and starts digging for ice cream to eat.

Mu Yi didn't either, and stayed with Gu He in the leisure area.

The two sat facing each other, and Mu Yi watched Gu He eat.

Gu He hesitated, and finally asked: "Do you want to eat?"

The result is of course.

Gu He picked up a spare spoon and dug a large spoon and handed it to Mu Yi. By the way, he put the ice cream a little earlier, which was suitable for Mu Yi's spoon.

One person eats a bucket of ice cream one bite at a time.

The ice cream bucket is about the size of a boy's palm.

Portions are good.

Mu Yi felt that it was not good for two people to eat ice cream, so he started to find a topic and said: "Squad leader"

Gu He was immersed in the ice cream and couldn't extricate himself, he didn't raise his head to reply.

Gu He: "En?"

Mu Yi: "You and your boyfriend seem to have a good relationship"

Gu He may not have reacted: "Who?"

Mu Yi reminded: "Zhou He"

Gu He swallowed the ice cream in his mouth and replied: "It's okay."

Mu Yi took another spoonful and put the spoon in his mouth.

Mu Yi: "You...how did you get together with him?"

Gu He thought about it for a while: "He confessed his love to me, and I agreed."

Mu Yi: "..."

How deceitful.

Topic ends.

After eating a bucket, I felt a cold headache.

It's a bit like drinking a frozen Coke in one breath and getting a headache.

Kind of cool but kind of painful.

The meat buying conquest team came out, and Gu He who received the call quickly threw the empty bucket into the trash can and went to the sales counter to check out.

Mu Yi followed behind Gu He.

After this dinner, the final exam will start next month.

The days of the first semester of the sophomore year are over.

The holidays are coming.

Mu Yi, who is single, decides not to go anywhere, but to study hard at home.

Because, in the next semester, I will take the English test CET-[-].