We became roommates again after we broke up

Li Yu is an idiot.

It's so damn sweet.

Li Yu and I went back to the dormitory hand in hand.

Li Yu was so excited about the wedding, his arms were shaking high.The atmosphere that was supposed to be warm and romantic suddenly became like a primary school student's autumn outing.

"At that time, ten tables and eight tables will be invited in high school, and ten tables and eight tables will be invited in college. If we get married after working, people in the work unit will have to invite ten tables and eight tables."

I almost want to applaud him from the bottom of my heart, he is really thoughtful.

Li Yu also took out his mobile phone and started typing. I took a look, and it was full of top wedding companies in China.

"..."

In my mind is the bloody storm that Li Yu will bring when he comes out of the closet, but his side is sunny and sunny.

It's also fantasy.

When the door of the dormitory was opened, Li Yu's small mouth was still babbling non-stop. After watching the play, Qin Zihe and Zhen Yang went back to the dormitory first, and they were playing with their phones at the moment.

Qin Zihe turned his head and saw us with milk in his mouth,

"Why did you come back?"

After he finished speaking, his eyes fell on our intertwined hands, and the straight man complex broke out, and he whispered habitually, "Wow~ you are still holding hands, you two are so greasy-"

Qin Zihe was halfway through howling, suddenly like a tape jammed, the milk carton fell on the table with an "empty" sound.He stood up dumbfounded, pointed at us tremblingly,

"Wait... I remember, both of you are bent..."

I felt in my heart that he was finally enlightened, and I exchanged glances with Li Yu, smiling sweetly at him together.

Qin Zihe let out a "shit", "You guys—"

Zhen Yang poked his head out of the bed and looked at him with relief.

Qin Zihe was shocked, "They are also sisters!"

I,"?"

Li Yu, "??"

Zhen Yang, "???"

Qin Zihe looked at Li Yu gossipingly, "I didn't expect Brother Yu, you look very aggressive, but it's the one below!"

Li Yu looked at him gloomyly, as if he was on Ke's upper body, "Why do you think Ye Ye and I are sisters?"

"It's not sisters, why are you holding hands?"

Li Yu took two deep breaths, turned his head and gave me a "boo" on my mouth, then calmly turned to look at Qin Zihe.

Qin Zihe, "..."

Qin Zihe, "!!!???"

Zhen Yang withdrew his head and sighed: What a boring farce.

Qin Zihe's face was the same as the frightened expression on the phone,

"You! You! Fuck, are you together?!"

I breathed a sigh of relief, he finally saw it...

Qin Zihe, "Damn it, why! Is it the rumors on the post bar that made you bond?"

"It's not a rumor, it's a real hammer." Li Yu corrected.

Qin Zihe was speechless.He fell into deep self-doubt, went into a trance for a while and went to see Zhen Yang, who was lying down and playing games, very comfortable.

"Why are you not surprised at all!"

Zhen Yang's nanny was starting the medicine, and he didn't raise his head, "Isn't this a well-known thing?"

Qin Zihe grabbed his hair in despair. He recalled every detail of the past, and muttered for a while, "I'm a little deaf and blind..."

Li Yu and I comforted him hypocritically, "It's not that you're blind, it's that we don't usually show our affection, and it's understandable that you don't see it."

Zhen Yang's hand trembled violently, the wet nurse couldn't keep up with the increase in blood, and the team was wiped out, "..."

He glanced at us vaguely from behind the phone.

Li Yu and I looked away guiltily.

I had to tell the well digger Liu Yuan about my reunion with Li Yu.

I first greeted him warmly, and then sighed in a pretentious gesture, which indeed attracted Liu Yuan's greetings.

[Liu Yuan]: What's wrong?

[Xu Guangye]: Recently, the world is impermanent, people's hearts are unpredictable, and the situation has changed dramatically. I am like a lonely boat struggling in the waves...

[Liu Yuan]: Aren't you just a prostitute, talking in human terms.

[Xu Guangye]: I have good news and bad news, which bad news do you want to hear first?

My directivity was too obvious, Liu Yuan swallowed a stomachful of swear words, and asked me to quickly tell what bad news it was.

[Xu Guangye]: On our school's post bar and website, someone spread that Li Yu and I were fake couples, that's fine, but she also spread rumors that I deliberately pulled Li Yu into hype.

In fact, Li Yu and I are not a fake couple, and passers-by don't feel much at all. For cp fans, as long as we are real, cp will get married tomorrow.

Besides, when Abai cp first developed, he relied on everyone's YY, even if he wasn't a real couple, at most it was a pity.

But the behavior of "posting and selling rot to stir up popularity" is very disgusting, especially for CP fans, it is like a thorn in the throat.Meng Qian took advantage of this to spread rumors like this.

Liu Yuan understood the method as soon as he heard it, and was immediately out of breath.

[Liu Yuan]: Damn, what are some things?Who the hell is so vicious and orchestrates other people's feelings every day?What about the good news?

【Xu Guangye】: We just got back together. [shy]

[Liu Yuan]: …………? ?

Liu Yuan stopped talking again. My deskmate is good at everything, but I have too many things on my mind.I discovered it when we were studying together before. Whenever he had some thoughts, he would hold them in his heart first, and only after careful consideration did he decide whether to say it or how to say it.

I suspect that this has something to do with their family's business. They have a lot of twists and turns, and they can't reveal it easily.

After 10 minutes, I was almost sleepy from swiping Weibo, when Liu Yuan suddenly made a movement.

He actually fried me ten red envelopes one after another.

Every red envelope is full of different insults, and compares himself to his old father.

[Red envelope: The son is like this, the father is going to die! ]

[Red envelope: Unworthy descendants, bullying your old father! ]

[Red envelope: Happy Xu Guangye, break your father's heart! ]

……

I reckon that these ten red envelopes have exhausted all his writing skills in three years of high school.I don't know if she will feel relieved to send the screenshot to the language teacher.

I clicked on the first red envelope, and it showed the amount was 200 yuan.I was startled and hurried to knock him, "Did you send 2000?"

Liu Yuan replied with a lonely and cold "hum".

I,"……"

[Xu Guangye]: Alright, I'll get you the first one, and you'll be done with the money.

[Liu Yuan]: No way!I got it all, are you looking down on me?This little money, if it weren't for the wx limit, I could give you 2000 per bag!

I really don't understand the consumption concept of the wealthy native dog, so I declined his kindness, and I have other things to ask him for.

[Xu Guangye]: The humiliation of money ends here, if it is a sincere blessing, please do me a favor.

[Liu Yuan]: Although it is not a sincere blessing, you should still say it.

For the first half of his sentence, I turned a blind eye and just farted, and went straight to the point without any politeness.

[Xu Guangye]: Isn't your university in this city?Go home on the weekend and help me find something, and I will send you the list later.

Liu Yuan responded, and I went to knock on my cousin again.

That's right, it was the original owner of the suitcase with a broken directional wheel when the school started.

Basically every family has a few poor relatives and a few rich relatives.

My cousin Lin Juekun is a rich relative of my family.

You can tell from his name that since he was young, he was held in the palm of his hand, probably because he was well nourished. This little chic looks quite something.

I can basically be sure that the person who spread the rumors about me and Li Yu is Mengqian, but there is evidence for everything.A novice like me definitely has no way to check IP and chat records, so he can only borrow the technicians of Lin Juekun's company.

I obsequiously sent Lin Juekun a message,

[Xu Guangye]: Boss Lin, where are you?

Lin Juekun's news came back quickly, as if he was always lurking in our dialog box.

[Lin Juekun]: If you have something to say, talk about it, don't ask where you are?

... Compliment him a few words and he will go to heaven.

[Xu Guangye]: Is there anyone who can check IP, help me check something.

Lin Juekun put on airs and enjoyed my plea and flattery before lazily responding. At the end, I don’t forget the words of humanistic care,

"Did something happen?"

I said, "Someone uploaded on the Internet that I posted a man selling corruption to stir up the popularity."

Lin Juekun was very excited, "You are so famous! You can still stir up the popularity!"

"..." His focus turned out to be this!

Pooh, fart humanistic care.

Lin Juekun, you have no heart!

In line with the social concept of throwing away my cousin when he's done using it, I cut off Lin Juekun's gossiping questions, put down my phone and went to wash up.

Today is the first day of my reunion with Li Yu.

I'm happy!

I want to bathe and burn incense!

After washing the incense and leaving the bathroom, I shamelessly grabbed the head of Li Yu's bed, jumping up and wanting to give him a big kiss.

Li Yu poked his head out of the bed very cooperatively and greeted me.

My belly bumped against Zhen Yang's bedside, he was unbearably disturbed,

"Do you know how white your belly is? When you jumped here, it felt like lightning in my peripheral vision."

I,"………"

After Li Yu heard this, he knocked on the bed board.

Zhen Yang, "Protest?"

Li Yu shook his head, "I'm thundering."

Zhen Yang couldn't accept our creative thunder and lightning mother cp, and turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to express his dissatisfaction at me.

I said, "One last kiss."

After setting up the fluttering flag, I jumped over my head in the next second, and slammed my mouth on the guardrail at the head of Li Yu's bed with a "bang", which made my mouth smell like rust.

Li Yu kept pouting and stared blankly.

I paused, "...Li Yu, I seem to have gnawed on a piece of iron, and my mouth is full of rusty taste."

Li Yu climbed out of bed in horror and held my face, "It's not iron, you're bleeding!"

Zhen Yang poked his head out of the bed, also startled,

"Fuck, Xu Guangye, stop talking, you're spewing blood like a teapot!"

Damn, Xu Guangye shocked me!

Qin Zihe just came out of the bathroom, and was stunned when he saw the three of us, "What's wrong?"

This "again" is used quite spiritually, and he can always perfectly miss all our wonderful activities.

I wonder if the bathroom is Qin Zihe's exclusive portal—every time a special event is triggered, Qin Zihe will be teleported out of it.

I gurgled with blood mixed in my mouth, "It's okay."

Li Yu took a cotton swab to press my wound, and Zhen Yang was broadcasting live, "They were just playing and kissing."

Qin Zihe gasped, "It's too fierce...I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that brother Yu is a sister."

His "I'm sorry" was directed at me, and the second half of the sentence was directed at Li Yu.

I mumbled and explained, "It's not like this."

Li Yu frowned and blew me away, "Don't talk." Turning around, he explained to Qin Zihe, "He knocked on the bed rail."

Qin Zihe, "..."

From the silence, I heard a sigh of "beautiful".

The technicians at Lin Juekun's house can only borrow it when someone goes to work on Monday.The things that Liu Yuan prepared could not be obtained in a short time.

I am not in a hurry.

Anyway, Li Yu and I are already real couples, and I am not false now.

Li Yuzhen's fucking trouble, Mengqian just turned up the waves, and he confessed to me on the other side and got back together.

I love him, yeah.

When I saw Ling Yueying in the classroom on Monday, her reaction was exactly the same as Qin Zihe's, "Fuck, what's wrong with your mouth, Li Yu gnawed it?"

The word "gnawing" can be said to be used vividly, but unfortunately it is not.

Zhou Jiahe was a little embarrassed at the side, and kept looking at my mouth.

I got angry, "Nonsense!"

Ling Yueying obviously didn't believe it, and even threatened to draw a passionate kiss scene.

On balance, I had no choice but to tell her the truth.

"I played kiss with Li Yu. He was on the upper bunk and I was in the aisle. When I jumped up, I didn't stop and knocked on the railing."

Ling Yueying, "..."

Ling Yueying, "Hahahahahahaha!!!"

Day, I knew it!

Zhou Jiahe's expression was a little unnatural when he heard Li Yu kissing me, but after hearing what I said, he couldn't hold back, and let out a very soft breath, "Puff..."

Well done, with a little sand sculpture, Zhou Jiahe might be able to turn into a CP fan.

I waited impassively for them to be happy enough before cutting to the chase.

"The real hammer on our side will be ready in two days. Regarding Meng Qian, the initiator, I will also find a way to get the evidence for me and Li Yu."

"All the rhythmic blog posts and screenshots are in Zhou Jiahe's place. After we organize things, Ling Yueying will post in a large size."

Ling Yueying and Zhou Jiahe nodded, expressing their awesomeness.

Zhou Jiahe was still a little worried, "Are these two days enough? What if something happens to them suddenly?"

To be honest, I really don't think she can do anything.

She didn't even know that Li Yu and I were high school classmates, and dared to make it up. The president of the drama club is not as creative as her.

I said, "It's fine."

Ling Yueying asked, "Why aren't you worried at all?"

I said lightly, "Her name of the ancient Mary Su is destined to make her not live past thirty chapters."

"..."

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