Uncle catching ghosts

When he quickly drove the SUV to a corner, suddenly, a child stood in front of him. Jiang Manlu was startled, his heart was so loud that he stepped on the brakes quickly, but the car was too fast and the inertia was too high. Strong, the car didn't stop in time and rolled over.

It's over, crushing people!

Jiang Manlu broke out in a cold sweat. After the car stopped, he quickly turned on the double flashing lights and jumped out of the car.Because there were no street lights, and the moon was just covered by clouds, the road was pitch black. Jiang Manlu turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone and circled around the car, but unexpectedly, there was no blood, and the child disappeared. .

He took the mobile phone and checked it carefully in a radius of two feet, but he couldn't see the child.

puff!Jiang Manlu finally breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was a false alarm. After thinking about it, he might have run into a ghost.

If it's a ghost encounter, it's no big deal, I am a ghost catcher, and those ghosts dare not touch me even if they touch porcelain.

Thinking of this, Jiang Manlu sneered, leaned against the car and took out a cigarette from his pocket, and stuffed one in his mouth.Recently, he has become a bit addicted to cigarettes, and he has to save a little bit of two packs of cigarettes a day. Perhaps this is the best way for a man to pass the time.

He lit the fire, and just when he got close to the cigarette holder, a pale smiling face suddenly appeared beside him. He was not frightened by seeing grimaces, but when he recognized that face was Dudu When, he was taken aback.

"Toot!" Jiang Manlu said in surprise, "What are you doing? Didn't you leave?"

The little ghost Dudu turned somersaults on the roof of the car, with a mischievous look, "I'm leaving, but I have nowhere to go."

"Don't be kidding, which small grave of yours... No, what about a small residence, a mountain villa? Many ghosts are envious." Jiang Manlu said, "You said you have nowhere to go."

Dudu stopped, blinked, and looked at Jiangman Road, "But tomorrow morning they will forcibly demolish it, and my neighbors are not easy to get along with. They either scold me or beat me. If there is no grave, I will I became a wandering ghost, so I followed you all the time."

After speaking, she lowered her head, like a child who made a mistake.

"You want to die?" Jiang Manlu said, "If you want to die, I'll make it happen for you." He pretended to take out the universe bag.

"No, don't accept me, I was wrong." Dudu covered his face with his hands and cried.

"Hahaha!" Jiang Manlu said, "I'm scaring you, so you are a coward."

"Master Jiang, take me in, I can help you with many things." Dudu stopped crying suddenly, and said in a begging tone.

"No, my family is too small to accommodate you."

"I don't sleep on the bed, I can sleep on the wall!"

"No, I have smelly feet and will kill you."

"Then I'll wash your shoes and socks for you."

"No, I snore, fart and grind my teeth at night."

"I'll plug my ears with cotton."

"No, I have bad breath."

"I won't eat with you, you can brush your teeth if you have bad breath!"

"It still doesn't work. I have a habit of abusing children. If I can't control it, what should I do if I take you in a Qiankun bag?"

"Then...then I will try my best to show it to you until you are satisfied."

"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No matter what you say, I will not agree to take you in."

"Hey, don't be so stingy, my offer is very high."

Jiang Manlu threw the two-thirds smoked cigarette on the ground, stepped on it hard, "If you follow me again, you will end up like this cigarette." After speaking, he spat on it again.

"Hey, this is an uncivilized behavior of yours." Sitting on the roof of the car, Dudu tilted his head and said, "You will be arrested by the police."

"Catch? Catch the fart." Jiang Manlu said, "You children, why are you so afraid of the police? This is a fine at most."

"You are so poor, if you are punished again..."

"Isn't it because of you that my conscience was changed with a few tears, or I would have got 4000 yuan."

Jiang Manlu took out the keys, gave her a blank look, and added, "I found out that you not only like to pester people, but also like to meddle in other people's business. I am ashamed that you follow me like an idiot."

But when he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. The key was locked in the car, and the car had been turned off at some point. He pulled the door a few times, but it didn't move.

"Is it your fault?" Jiang Manlu muttered angrily.

"What's none of my business?" Dudu pouted.

"Who is it not you?" Jiang Manlu said, "You must have turned off my car when I got out of the car, you scheming ghost."

"I'm too lazy to talk to you." Dudu's mouth pouted even more exaggeratedly, "You will wrong people."

what to do?Jiang Man was in a hurry, he couldn't open the door without a key, and couldn't go back. Staying in this kind of place for one night was worse than death.After thinking about it, he decided to smash the car window.

Picking up a stone from the side, Jiang Manlu still couldn't bear to smash it down, and the hundreds of dollars would be gone, and it would be troublesome to change the car window.He was hesitant to lift a stone.

Dudu, who had been watching the excitement on the roof of the car, couldn't stand it now, "Smash it down, it will save trouble." She said fanningly.

"What's none of your business?" Jiang Manlu gave her another look. Suddenly, he changed his mind again, his eyes filled with tenderness, "How about we make a deal?"

"You want me to get you the key?" Dudu said, "unless you promise to take me in."

"Okay, okay, go in and get it." Jiang Manlu finally compromised, but he was still unforgiving, cursing, "Coward, cheapskate."

"You said it earlier, why didn't you say it earlier?" Dudu happily jumped out of the car, shrunk down, and turned into a small paper man. Just as he was about to get in through the crack of the car window, he was suddenly caught by Jiang Manlu. Stopped, he said: "Then I have agreed, I will only take you in for a week, and if you perform well, you will be renewed."

Dudu nodded, got into the window, and opened the door after a while.When Jiang Manlu jumped into the car and was about to leave, he found that Dudu was already mysteriously sitting in the passenger seat.

well!Fate is destined, the number of days!Jiang Manlu had no choice but to admit it, and drove towards home.

Dudu seemed very excited, she asked: "We will be acquaintances from now on, what should I call you?"

"whatever!"

Dudu pouted again, and began to think, "Call you father or master, or uncle, yes, I will call you Uncle Ghostbuster." She seemed very happy.

Jiang Manlu had black lines all over his head, dizzy, wondering what this kid was thinking, "Don't call me uncle, am I that old?"

"Yes!" Dudu replied quickly, and after two seconds, she burst out laughing.

"Will you chat?" Jiang Manlu said, "Call me brother."

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