Uncle catching ghosts

When I got home, it was already late at night, and Jiang Manlu was almost so tired that he vomited blood. He opened the car door and fell to the ground without moving.

After a long time, the little ghost Dudu and the female ghost Zhang Yuying came out of the house, found Jiang Manlu, and together they carried him back to the house with all their strength.Under the bright light, Jiang Manlu opened his weak eyes and saw two familiar faces, he was so excited that he couldn't speak for a while, when tiredness and sleepiness hit him again, he suddenly fell asleep.

He woke up at dawn the next day, opened his hazy eyes, and saw Dudu standing by his bed, smiling at him.

"Where's your sister?" Jiang Manlu asked feebly. He was too weak. He almost tried his best to fight the evil ghost this time, but he was severely injured. He felt abnormal dullness and pain in his head and chest.

Dudu pouted again, "Sister is cooking for you in the kitchen, uncle, do you mind?"

"Call me brother." Jiang Manlu grinned, his face pale, "I won't die, you don't have to worry."

"Who is so cruel and beat you so miserably?" Dudu asked softly.

"Don't ask." Jiang Manlu stared at the ceiling, full of thoughts, "In this line of work, I know that sooner or later there will be such a day, there will be blessings after death, I, Jiang Manlu, still took my life. "

Dudu's mouth almost ran away, "Oh!" She lowered her head.

After a while, a strong fragrance wafted from the kitchen. Zhang Yuying came out of the kitchen. She brought a bowl of porridge to Jiang Manlu's side, sat down carefully, and blew gently. She Said: "I made your favorite preserved egg porridge."

"Dudu taught you how to do it, right?" Jiang Manlu said, "Thank you."

He propped himself up vigorously, trying to get up, but he didn't have the strength, and another mouthful of blood spewed out of his mouth, directly onto Dudu's face.Dudu couldn't dodge in time, got a mouthful of blood, and jumped up screaming like a cat whose tail was stepped on, "Oh my god, I'm sick of blood." After finishing speaking, he fell down on the ground and really passed out.

Jiang Manlu looked at Dudu and couldn't laugh or cry. People would faint, but ghosts would also faint, which is really strange.

"You don't need to stand up, lie down, I'll feed you." Zhang Yuying scooped up a spoonful of porridge, blew on it, and handed it to Jiang Manlu's mouth.

He was stunned, he had never noticed that Zhang Yuying's eyes were so gentle, she was so pretty, with slender eyebrows, straight nose, especially her skin, it was better than white jade.If she is not a ghost, he is willing to marry her and take care of her for the rest of his life.

He opened his mouth slowly, and the warm gruel entered his mouth. He felt that it tasted good, but a little salty. If he put a little less salt, it would be perfect.

He swallowed hard, but couldn't swallow it, and when it reached his throat, he coughed it out violently, and the rice grains scattered all over the bed.

He was too weak, Zhang Yuying said patiently: "Take your time." She tried again, but was still spat out by Jiang Manlu.

In the end, Zhang Yuying took a mouthful of porridge, blocked Jiang Manlu's mouth with lightning speed, and helped her swallow it with her tongue.

For a moment, Jiang Manlu was stunned. His eyes were wide open, and his mind felt blank. She actually kissed him.Her lips were slightly cold, but her tongue was smooth, and it felt wonderful when it collided against his teeth and tongue.Jiang Manlu felt his blood was burning and swelling, and his whole body was almost floating.

He was raped by his master when he was a child, but the man's lips were rough and hot like fire.And with the stubble, it hurt him every time.So he always avoids the master and cannot accept his way of love. Every time the master wants to catch him and kiss him, he gets under the bed and let the master coax him, scold him, and even poke him with a bamboo pole, but he just doesn’t like it. come out.

Finally the master compromised, he said: "Come out, I won't kiss you anymore, let's go fishing."

The young Jiang Manlu was dubious, tilted his head and asked, "Do you mean what you say?"

"Number, when did Master lie to you?"

So, he got out, slapped off the dust on his body, and happily followed his master to go fishing.He jumped up and down in front, chasing dragonflies and butterflies, but he didn't expect the master to run up to hug him, kiss him, and pierce his face with his beard.After it was over, the master ran away, leaving him crying in embarrassment. The master never counted on what he said, and he was always very fickle.

Zhang Yuying's kiss was different from Master's. She was timid, her eyes blurred, and she didn't stay too long.

The food finally went down his throat and slid down his esophagus into his stomach.He looked at Zhang Yuying with a flushed face, his heart was like a galloping horse, and he found that Zhang Yuying was also flushed, with bloodshot cheeks, really charming.

Zhang Yuying took another spoonful of porridge and fed him in the same way. It took her a full 10 minutes to finish the bowl of porridge.After she was done, she ran to the kitchen to brush her teeth. She, who didn't eat food and fireworks, couldn't bear the smell, and vomited and vomited again and again.

Finally, she came out again, went to Jiang Manlu's side, and said shyly, "I'm sorry, I can't find any other way."

"Don't say sorry." Jiang Manlu said with satisfaction, "I should thank you."

After that, they kept silent. Jiang Manlu closed his eyes, but her kiss kept rolling in his mind.He thought to himself: "No, I can't fall in love with her." But he couldn't help but think about her kiss, her tenderness.

Dudu woke up, she stared blankly at the two, and suddenly laughed, "Why are your faces so red?"

"Oh, I was scalded by porridge." Jiang Manlu rushed to answer.

"Sister, what about yours, was it also scalded by porridge?"

"My..." Zhang Yuying stood up and ran aside shyly, "I was burned by the steam engine."

"Steam engine?" Dudu scratched his head and said, "Is there a steam engine here? You really don't understand it. Ignore you. I'll go wash my face."

Jiang Manlu heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Dudu didn't see the unsuitable scene just now, otherwise he wouldn't be able to clear it up by jumping into the Yellow River.He looked at Zhang Yuying and said with a smile, "Are you really good at metaphors, am I like a steam engine?"

"You..." Zhang Yuying said coquettishly, "You are not a steam engine, you are a stove."

"Then why don't you want to be burnt when you get close to me?"

"You will play tricks, and I will ignore you."

After speaking, she jumped on the wall and disappeared.