he sits on the face
Chapter 47 Blind Date
Shen Junqi helped him straighten the collar of his pajamas: "Are you going to drink tomorrow?"
Lu Huan said, "I don't drink at dinner."
Shen Junqi said: "Oh, yes, who is so bold as to let you drink."
Lu Huan said: "Very disappointed? No one dares to drink my wine?"
Shen Junqi said: "After you got drunk last time, I found a recipe for hangover soup on the Internet, and I was thinking about when to make it for you."
Lu Huan said: "When the spring comes, I will take you to Xinyang City to see the peach blossoms. There will be a chance."
After graduating from university, Lu Huan worked in Xinyang City for two years. There were several good buddies there. These people were of ordinary status, but they had a lifelong friendship with Lu Huan. When they were drinking last time, they were asked about their relationship life At that time, Lu Huan said that there was someone beside him now, but he didn't say it was his lover, so the group of buddies shouted, asking Lu Huan to take Shen Junqi to have a look.
It's okay to have a look.
Lu Huan knew that, at least for the past two years, he had no intention of ending the relationship with Shen Junqi, let alone go on a blind date according to his parents' wishes.
He said he only gave Shen Junqi 100 points, but he was [-]% satisfied with Shen Junqi in his heart.
The two were in the study for a moment, when Shen Junqi's cell phone on the table suddenly turned on.
Shen Junqi sat up straight and looked at the phone, a little hesitant to take it.
Lu Huan stood up and gave the seat to Shen Junqi: "Go back, I'm going to brush my teeth."
Lu Huan usually doesn't ask about Shen Junqi's private information. He knows that Shen Junqi needs his own space.
When Lu Huan got up, Shen Junqi took the phone and looked at it. It was Xiao Bingzhang's message.
This child's outlook was shattered tonight, and he wanted to chat with Shen Junqi.
Xiao Bingzhang was a little frustrated: "I don't think I'm good at knowing people. I can't tell the good from the bad, straight gay couples from the bad ones?? Am I finished?"
Shen Junqi comforted him: "Not everyone has such keen observation skills."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "I really can't do it, you see, I'm making a big joke - but I really don't think you, um, I think you are very good, very good, you are not a little boy, you are very good people."
Shen Junqi laughed: "We've only met twice, and you think I'm good?"
Xiao Bingzhang said: "My intuition tells me that you are really good. To be honest, whoever sits with you, I think you are better."
That's because Lu Huan has a serious and domineering face outside, and it seems that he is not as easy to get close to as Shen Junqi. Xiao Bingzhang naturally feels that Shen Junqi makes people feel better.
Shen Junqi comforted him: "Actually, I still want to thank you. Really, no one has ever reminded me to pay attention to the people and things around me. This is the first time I have encountered it."
Xiao Bingzhang was even more frustrated: "But I made a misunderstanding, you don't know, these days, I really want to find you all the time, I have gone to that Salia's several times, but I have never met you again , It’s been so many days, I only want to find you, I don’t even think about whether I think you’ve been cheated, whether it’s my own speculation, I’m so stupid.”
Shen Junqi smiled and said, "Thank you very much."
The misunderstanding caused by this boy moved Shen Junqi a little bit. Among all the living beings, there was a stranger who cared so much about him, which he never thought of.
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Oh, but knowing that you are not a love brain or being cheated, I am very happy. A love brain like mine can't be beaten. It's better not to join in the fun and get married. It's best to become a monk. Do not trouble society."
Shen Junqi asked; "How do you know I'm not a love brain?"
Xiao Bingzhang said, "Didn't you say that?"
Shen Junqi said, "I never said that."
The next words are ready to come out.
Maybe it was because of Xiao Bingzhang's frankness, maybe because the other party was an enthusiastic stranger, Shen Junqi had the desire to confide in those words deeply buried in his heart for the first time.
Unlike going to see a psychiatrist, facing Zhong Leming, Shen Junqi is like a drowning man grabbing the last straw—he hopes to be redeemed, and also hopes that he can be freed from this abnormal love and his denial of himself.
However, when facing Xiao Bingzhang, he longed for approval. He wanted to hear Xiao Bingzhang say that there was nothing wrong with his relationship and that all his actions could be forgiven.
He is so contradictory and pathetic.
Xiao Bingzhang sensed that he had something on his mind: "Or, tell me? I'm a student of philosophy, I don't know anything else, I'm good at chatting, and I have a very strong ability to relieve myself. The few days when I just found out that I was cheated, my mother I am also worried that I will have psychological problems—just kidding, how can I have psychological problems, all emotional problems can be raised to philosophical problems, okay?"
So are you planning to become a monk?
Shen Junqi was a little uncomfortable at first, but when he heard Xiao Bingzhang's words, he couldn't help laughing again.
Xiao Bingzhang saw that Shen Junqi hadn't replied to the message for a long time, thought he was hesitating, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, or if you are worried that after you tell me, I will go out and talk nonsense, it doesn't matter, actually, I have something too, I want to ask you for help tomorrow, but I need your help to keep it secret."
Shen Junqi asked: "What is it?"
Xiao Bingzhang hesitated this time.
"Just... can you, accompany me on a blind date..."
"..."
Shen Jun thought to himself, aren't you going to become a monk? Why are you going on a blind date again? ? ?
Xiao Bingzhang said: "I am not familiar with the place where I came here. Although my brother has a subordinate here, the relationship between the two of us is very bad. I usually focus on reciting Buddha, and I don't have any friends here. There is only one aunt who treats me very well. But this aunt is like all aunts in their 50s and [-]s. She is always thinking about introducing someone to me. I couldn't bear to refuse her, so I agreed to go on a blind date tomorrow, but this must be the last time. I just want to find a fake boyfriend Help me solve it once and for all."
Shen Junqi politely declined: "Sorry, I don't think I might be suitable."
Xiao Bingzhang is like a chick whose feathers have been pulled, even the emoji is dejected: "Okay."
He rambled on a few more words, but he didn't mention the blind date anymore, but Shen Junqi could feel that he had something on his mind.
Shen Junqi softened his heart: "Where is your blind date tomorrow?"
Xiao Bingzhang said: "It's a bit far away, because I'm a vegetarian, so I'm in a vegetarian restaurant."
Shen Junqi was worried about meeting acquaintances, or people in Lu Huan's circle, so he asked again: "Can I ask, who is the blind date?"
This question stunned Xiao Bingzhang.
He really didn't care much about this matter. The aunt of the personnel office sent him a photo of the blind date, and later told him about the situation in the other's home. He was in a hurry to copy the scriptures that night, and he didn't even open the message. , I remember the sentence that my aunt said in front of him that day, which was so handsome that it alarmed the Buddha of the Western Heaven.
At this time, Shen Junqi asked, and Xiao Bingzhang remembered to look through the records. Unexpectedly, the news was cleared a few days ago, and all records were gone.
He was too embarrassed to ask his aunt again, so he had to make up his mind.
Buddha's aesthetics should be broad head and big ears, right?
"That's right, he's taller and slightly fatter, but he's still handsome, with bigger earlobes and a wide forehead—Bao Xiang's dignified appearance."
"... I would venture to ask again, what does he do?"
The aunt of the personnel office introduced it, should it be a civil servant?
"I can't remember, it seems to be a civil servant?"
Xiao Bingzhang's work unit is also considered within the system, and Shen Junqi feels that the possibility of being a civil servant is very high.
He said: "That's fine, I'll take a look with you, but don't say I'm your boyfriend, and play by ear, okay?"
Xiao Bingzhang said happily, "OK!"
Shen Junqi said: "You're welcome, my WeChat ID is my mobile phone number, please write it down and call me tomorrow."
Tomorrow Lu Huan has a dinner, Shen Jun thought to himself, it should be okay to go out to have a meal with Xiao Bingzhang, and there is no need to tell Lu Huan, just tell Aunt Zhang when the time comes.
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Then I will come to your company to pick you up tomorrow."
Shen Junqi said: "There's no need for that, I'll come to you after get off work tomorrow."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Okay! Then it's settled."
Shen Junqi didn't realize that when he talked to Xiao Bingzhang, even his tone was a bit gentle, probably because Xiao Bingzhang was young and cheerful, and Shen Junqi liked to get along with him very much.
After get off work the next day, Shen Junqi told Aunt Zhang that he had something to do and would not go home for dinner, and then took a car to wait for Xiao Bingzhang downstairs in the Investment Cooperation Center.
A fiery red GTR drove out of the underground garage, the window slid down, and Xiao Bingzhang poked his head out from inside: "Get in the car."
Shen Junqi said: "The car is not bad."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Of course, the money spent every month is more than what I use."
Shen Junqi opened the co-pilot's door and sat in it. When Xiao Bingzhang talked about spending money, he suddenly remembered something: "It seems that the rent will be paid tomorrow. The landlord called a few days ago."
While driving, he asked Shen Junqi to help take out the contract from the glove box.
"Help me take a look, is it due tomorrow?"
Shen Junqi helped him find out the rental contract, and looked at it carefully: "It seems to be tomorrow."
Xiao Bingzhang asked, "How many months will it take?"
Shen Junqi said: "Pay three bets and one bet."
Xiao Bingzhang was startled and said, "Isn't that going to cost [-] yuan??"
Taking advantage of the red light, Xiao Bingzhang took a look at the contract and found that it was three bets and one bet, [-] per month.
"I cheated, I was cheated by my brother."
Xiao Bingzhang muttered to himself: "I should have known a long time ago that my brother didn't have any good intentions when he rented a house for me."
"..."
It's been three months before you realized something was wrong? ?
Shen Junqi was a little speechless. Xiao Bingzhang's work and life were really full of Buddhism, he didn't care about anything, and every time he found out that he was cheated at the end.
What he didn't expect was that this time, Xiao Bingzhang's buddhist blind date fooled him too.
When they arrived at the appointed place, the waiter led them into the private room, and the moment he opened the door, Shen Junqi saw at a glance the fat civil servant with big ears, wide forehead, and dignified Baoxiang that Xiao Bingzhang was talking about.
Shen Junqi's heart beat like thunder——
What the hell, it's either Xiao Bingzhang's eyes are wrong, or he's hallucinating.
Lu Huan said, "I don't drink at dinner."
Shen Junqi said: "Oh, yes, who is so bold as to let you drink."
Lu Huan said: "Very disappointed? No one dares to drink my wine?"
Shen Junqi said: "After you got drunk last time, I found a recipe for hangover soup on the Internet, and I was thinking about when to make it for you."
Lu Huan said: "When the spring comes, I will take you to Xinyang City to see the peach blossoms. There will be a chance."
After graduating from university, Lu Huan worked in Xinyang City for two years. There were several good buddies there. These people were of ordinary status, but they had a lifelong friendship with Lu Huan. When they were drinking last time, they were asked about their relationship life At that time, Lu Huan said that there was someone beside him now, but he didn't say it was his lover, so the group of buddies shouted, asking Lu Huan to take Shen Junqi to have a look.
It's okay to have a look.
Lu Huan knew that, at least for the past two years, he had no intention of ending the relationship with Shen Junqi, let alone go on a blind date according to his parents' wishes.
He said he only gave Shen Junqi 100 points, but he was [-]% satisfied with Shen Junqi in his heart.
The two were in the study for a moment, when Shen Junqi's cell phone on the table suddenly turned on.
Shen Junqi sat up straight and looked at the phone, a little hesitant to take it.
Lu Huan stood up and gave the seat to Shen Junqi: "Go back, I'm going to brush my teeth."
Lu Huan usually doesn't ask about Shen Junqi's private information. He knows that Shen Junqi needs his own space.
When Lu Huan got up, Shen Junqi took the phone and looked at it. It was Xiao Bingzhang's message.
This child's outlook was shattered tonight, and he wanted to chat with Shen Junqi.
Xiao Bingzhang was a little frustrated: "I don't think I'm good at knowing people. I can't tell the good from the bad, straight gay couples from the bad ones?? Am I finished?"
Shen Junqi comforted him: "Not everyone has such keen observation skills."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "I really can't do it, you see, I'm making a big joke - but I really don't think you, um, I think you are very good, very good, you are not a little boy, you are very good people."
Shen Junqi laughed: "We've only met twice, and you think I'm good?"
Xiao Bingzhang said: "My intuition tells me that you are really good. To be honest, whoever sits with you, I think you are better."
That's because Lu Huan has a serious and domineering face outside, and it seems that he is not as easy to get close to as Shen Junqi. Xiao Bingzhang naturally feels that Shen Junqi makes people feel better.
Shen Junqi comforted him: "Actually, I still want to thank you. Really, no one has ever reminded me to pay attention to the people and things around me. This is the first time I have encountered it."
Xiao Bingzhang was even more frustrated: "But I made a misunderstanding, you don't know, these days, I really want to find you all the time, I have gone to that Salia's several times, but I have never met you again , It’s been so many days, I only want to find you, I don’t even think about whether I think you’ve been cheated, whether it’s my own speculation, I’m so stupid.”
Shen Junqi smiled and said, "Thank you very much."
The misunderstanding caused by this boy moved Shen Junqi a little bit. Among all the living beings, there was a stranger who cared so much about him, which he never thought of.
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Oh, but knowing that you are not a love brain or being cheated, I am very happy. A love brain like mine can't be beaten. It's better not to join in the fun and get married. It's best to become a monk. Do not trouble society."
Shen Junqi asked; "How do you know I'm not a love brain?"
Xiao Bingzhang said, "Didn't you say that?"
Shen Junqi said, "I never said that."
The next words are ready to come out.
Maybe it was because of Xiao Bingzhang's frankness, maybe because the other party was an enthusiastic stranger, Shen Junqi had the desire to confide in those words deeply buried in his heart for the first time.
Unlike going to see a psychiatrist, facing Zhong Leming, Shen Junqi is like a drowning man grabbing the last straw—he hopes to be redeemed, and also hopes that he can be freed from this abnormal love and his denial of himself.
However, when facing Xiao Bingzhang, he longed for approval. He wanted to hear Xiao Bingzhang say that there was nothing wrong with his relationship and that all his actions could be forgiven.
He is so contradictory and pathetic.
Xiao Bingzhang sensed that he had something on his mind: "Or, tell me? I'm a student of philosophy, I don't know anything else, I'm good at chatting, and I have a very strong ability to relieve myself. The few days when I just found out that I was cheated, my mother I am also worried that I will have psychological problems—just kidding, how can I have psychological problems, all emotional problems can be raised to philosophical problems, okay?"
So are you planning to become a monk?
Shen Junqi was a little uncomfortable at first, but when he heard Xiao Bingzhang's words, he couldn't help laughing again.
Xiao Bingzhang saw that Shen Junqi hadn't replied to the message for a long time, thought he was hesitating, and said, "It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, or if you are worried that after you tell me, I will go out and talk nonsense, it doesn't matter, actually, I have something too, I want to ask you for help tomorrow, but I need your help to keep it secret."
Shen Junqi asked: "What is it?"
Xiao Bingzhang hesitated this time.
"Just... can you, accompany me on a blind date..."
"..."
Shen Jun thought to himself, aren't you going to become a monk? Why are you going on a blind date again? ? ?
Xiao Bingzhang said: "I am not familiar with the place where I came here. Although my brother has a subordinate here, the relationship between the two of us is very bad. I usually focus on reciting Buddha, and I don't have any friends here. There is only one aunt who treats me very well. But this aunt is like all aunts in their 50s and [-]s. She is always thinking about introducing someone to me. I couldn't bear to refuse her, so I agreed to go on a blind date tomorrow, but this must be the last time. I just want to find a fake boyfriend Help me solve it once and for all."
Shen Junqi politely declined: "Sorry, I don't think I might be suitable."
Xiao Bingzhang is like a chick whose feathers have been pulled, even the emoji is dejected: "Okay."
He rambled on a few more words, but he didn't mention the blind date anymore, but Shen Junqi could feel that he had something on his mind.
Shen Junqi softened his heart: "Where is your blind date tomorrow?"
Xiao Bingzhang said: "It's a bit far away, because I'm a vegetarian, so I'm in a vegetarian restaurant."
Shen Junqi was worried about meeting acquaintances, or people in Lu Huan's circle, so he asked again: "Can I ask, who is the blind date?"
This question stunned Xiao Bingzhang.
He really didn't care much about this matter. The aunt of the personnel office sent him a photo of the blind date, and later told him about the situation in the other's home. He was in a hurry to copy the scriptures that night, and he didn't even open the message. , I remember the sentence that my aunt said in front of him that day, which was so handsome that it alarmed the Buddha of the Western Heaven.
At this time, Shen Junqi asked, and Xiao Bingzhang remembered to look through the records. Unexpectedly, the news was cleared a few days ago, and all records were gone.
He was too embarrassed to ask his aunt again, so he had to make up his mind.
Buddha's aesthetics should be broad head and big ears, right?
"That's right, he's taller and slightly fatter, but he's still handsome, with bigger earlobes and a wide forehead—Bao Xiang's dignified appearance."
"... I would venture to ask again, what does he do?"
The aunt of the personnel office introduced it, should it be a civil servant?
"I can't remember, it seems to be a civil servant?"
Xiao Bingzhang's work unit is also considered within the system, and Shen Junqi feels that the possibility of being a civil servant is very high.
He said: "That's fine, I'll take a look with you, but don't say I'm your boyfriend, and play by ear, okay?"
Xiao Bingzhang said happily, "OK!"
Shen Junqi said: "You're welcome, my WeChat ID is my mobile phone number, please write it down and call me tomorrow."
Tomorrow Lu Huan has a dinner, Shen Jun thought to himself, it should be okay to go out to have a meal with Xiao Bingzhang, and there is no need to tell Lu Huan, just tell Aunt Zhang when the time comes.
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Then I will come to your company to pick you up tomorrow."
Shen Junqi said: "There's no need for that, I'll come to you after get off work tomorrow."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Okay! Then it's settled."
Shen Junqi didn't realize that when he talked to Xiao Bingzhang, even his tone was a bit gentle, probably because Xiao Bingzhang was young and cheerful, and Shen Junqi liked to get along with him very much.
After get off work the next day, Shen Junqi told Aunt Zhang that he had something to do and would not go home for dinner, and then took a car to wait for Xiao Bingzhang downstairs in the Investment Cooperation Center.
A fiery red GTR drove out of the underground garage, the window slid down, and Xiao Bingzhang poked his head out from inside: "Get in the car."
Shen Junqi said: "The car is not bad."
Xiao Bingzhang said: "Of course, the money spent every month is more than what I use."
Shen Junqi opened the co-pilot's door and sat in it. When Xiao Bingzhang talked about spending money, he suddenly remembered something: "It seems that the rent will be paid tomorrow. The landlord called a few days ago."
While driving, he asked Shen Junqi to help take out the contract from the glove box.
"Help me take a look, is it due tomorrow?"
Shen Junqi helped him find out the rental contract, and looked at it carefully: "It seems to be tomorrow."
Xiao Bingzhang asked, "How many months will it take?"
Shen Junqi said: "Pay three bets and one bet."
Xiao Bingzhang was startled and said, "Isn't that going to cost [-] yuan??"
Taking advantage of the red light, Xiao Bingzhang took a look at the contract and found that it was three bets and one bet, [-] per month.
"I cheated, I was cheated by my brother."
Xiao Bingzhang muttered to himself: "I should have known a long time ago that my brother didn't have any good intentions when he rented a house for me."
"..."
It's been three months before you realized something was wrong? ?
Shen Junqi was a little speechless. Xiao Bingzhang's work and life were really full of Buddhism, he didn't care about anything, and every time he found out that he was cheated at the end.
What he didn't expect was that this time, Xiao Bingzhang's buddhist blind date fooled him too.
When they arrived at the appointed place, the waiter led them into the private room, and the moment he opened the door, Shen Junqi saw at a glance the fat civil servant with big ears, wide forehead, and dignified Baoxiang that Xiao Bingzhang was talking about.
Shen Junqi's heart beat like thunder——
What the hell, it's either Xiao Bingzhang's eyes are wrong, or he's hallucinating.
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