he sits on the face

Xiao Bingzhang went to bed very early that day.

For more than half a year, he has developed the routine of the elderly, going to bed at ten o'clock every day and starting at six o'clock, but today, starting at eight o'clock, he began to look forward to going to bed, sitting next to Dengden and kept distracted, teaching A few characters written by Deng Deng turned into ghost symbols.

Deng Deng was a little worried: "brother, do you have a stomachache?"

This little baby is so sweet, Xiao Bingzhang thought to himself, how could I be willing to let you continue to learn to write.

He said: "Dengden, I won't write anymore, you can ask auntie to help you take a bath first, and we will read the story after the bath."

Deng Deng asked: "Brother, is your stomach really painless?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."

Deng Deng said seriously: "If you have a stomachache, you must call Dad."

Xiao Bingzhang was very moved.

Stomach pain was just mentioned casually by Xiao Bingzhang, but Deng Deng remembered it in his heart. The little guy is young, but has a high EQ, just like Gong Yusheng, he will remember everything he said casually.

"Zai Zai, why are you so cute?"

Xiao Bingzhang hugged Dengdeng to his knees and kissed him: "My brother likes you so much."

Deng Deng buried his head in Xiao Bingzhang's arms, he was a little shy.

"I like my brother the most." Deng Deng said, and after a while, he said, "I like my father the most too."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Deng Deng, brother also likes you the most."

Deng Deng was so happy that he even messed with him for a while while taking a bath. Xiao Bingzhang accompanied him crazy for a while, then wrapped him in a big bath towel and carried him to the children's bed. After a while of stories, it's time to go to bed.

He went to bed half an hour earlier than usual, but Deng Deng was a sensible child, and he knew he couldn't waste his brother's time.

"Brother, good night."

Deng Deng closed his eyes, Xiao Bingzhang kissed him on the forehead, and then stayed with him until he breathed evenly, and then left the children's room.

Auntie cleaned up the bathroom and was about to go home. When she saw Xiao Bingzhang coming out of the children's room, she couldn't help but praise him: "The little boss is really a caring person. He is really kind to children and caring."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Haha, I learned it all online, and I don't know how to watch the children."

The aunt covered her mouth with a smile and said, "It's good to be able to learn like this. When you have your own children, you will have experience."

Being praised by his aunt is tantamount to the official certification of his baby-seeing achievements. Xiao Bingzhang was very proud. He called Gong Yusheng at night and showed him that if he lost his job in the future, he would go to a training class to teach him parenting experience.

Gong Yusheng deliberately asked him: "Children are raised from childhood to adulthood. You only have a few days, and you want to pass on the experience of raising children?"

Xiao Bingzhang didn't take it seriously: "There is always a chance."

Gong Yusheng said, "What chance? A chance for Deng Deng to be a stepmother?"

"you--"

Xiao Bingzhang was blocked by the words "little stepmother". He felt sore and swollen in his heart, but also had a sweet taste.

"What little stepmother, it's really ugly."

Gong Yusheng couldn't help laughing: "I received 5 yuan in pocket money, but I have to be mentally prepared for this."

Xiao Bingzhang was silent for a while.

Gong Yusheng heard that he had been silent, and asked tentatively, "Baby?"

A mosquito-like buzzing voice came from over there: "Okay, I see."

Xiao Bingzhang's shy honesty softened Gong Yusheng's heart, and he asked, "Have you eaten all the afternoon tea snacks and chicken chops?"

Xiao Bingzhang sighed: "After eating a little bit, I still feel guilty, alas."

Gong Yusheng said, "You still want to become a monk?"

Xiao Bingzhang sighed again: "I can't even keep the layman's precepts, there is no hope."

Speaking of it, Xiao Bingzhang was still a little ashamed. In the afternoon, he was chatting with Brother Huisheng, but Brother Huisheng's first reaction was not to excuse him, but to say "that's great".

Xiao Bingzhang was very hurt, and he asked why it was so good.

Brother Huisheng ignored him until half an hour later, he came back and told him to take the small washbasin he used to eat to plant flowers.

Xiao Bingzhang was even more injured, he thought, now there is no way out.

"I don't want to go out, and I don't take the layman's precepts again. What should I do tomorrow? Do more good deeds, and less gossip. It's the same practice."

Because he was thinking of having less right and wrong, he didn't even complain about Gong Yusheng, and he couldn't blame Gong Yusheng for his unattractive sex, but he could only blame him for not being firm.

Xiao Bingzhang said: "The next time I go back, I will throw away all the apples at home. After eating apples for more than half a year, I will be hungry, and I will think that I am losing weight. It is too miserable."

Gong Yusheng said: "When I come back, I will take you to eat delicious food."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Okay."

Gong Yusheng said, "Do you eat crabs? Now is a good season to eat crabs."

Xiao Bingzhang quickly said: "Eat, eat, I really like crab roe!"

Gong Yusheng said: "I'll go next weekend. There's a restaurant in Linshi that serves good crab noodles dumplings and crab noodles lion heads. The crab roe is freshly removed."

Xiao Bingzhang's saliva almost flowed out when he thought of the crab rice dumplings: "I haven't eaten crab rice dumplings for a long time, hehe, I used to think Din Tai Fung was not good, but now I miss it."

Gong Yusheng said, "Is there anything else I like to eat? Besides fried chicken."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Sea urchin! I can eat five bowls of rice with hand-ground wasabi and sea urchin!"

Gong Yusheng said, "Include in the list for the next round."

Xiao Bingzhang was worried that eating too much at night would make his stomach feel uncomfortable and delay the phone call, so he didn't dare to eat more, and now he was still discussing food on the phone, and he suddenly felt a little hungry. Listening to Gong Yusheng's voice, his brain was full of crab meat, small caged sea urchin Bibimbap.

He couldn't help sighing: "I used to eat a lot of delicious things at home, but apart from fried chicken, sea urchin and crab roe are the best. It's weird, it's obviously a reproductive organ, but it's so delicious..."

"..."

Xiao Bingzhang heard Gong Yusheng chuckle slightly on the other side, and only then realized that he had said something wrong.

"I said... I'm talking about the ingredients." It was clearly an explanation, but in Gong Yusheng's smile, it became more and more ambiguous.

In Xiao Bingzhang's mind, the crab meat dumplings and sea urchin bibimbap disappeared in an instant, and it suddenly changed to the scene of Gong Yusheng walking out of the bathroom with his upper body naked after taking a bath.

Old rascal...seems like it's pretty big there.

Xiao Bingzhang swears that he is definitely not staring at the cat in the crotch, but Gong Yusheng is the type who looks thin in clothes and has flesh in undress, that time he couldn't help but look at Gong Yusheng more, and stared at the crotch for a while by the way.

Thinking of it this way, the messy thoughts in his mind suddenly became even more uncontrollable.

Xiao Bingzhang rolled over with his mobile phone in his arms, his whole body was so hot that he was about to smoke. He wondered if the topic of their phone call was a little off.

He still stays on the phone with his lovers in college, chatting about what he ate, what class he took, who he met every day, just like this, can make him fall asleep with a room full of pink bubbles.

It was the first time he talked about this kind of topic, he was a little confused, he didn't know how to proceed, and he was worried that he was going too far, so he started to stare at Gong Yusheng's body without a word.

"You...why did you go?"

It's been a long time since Gong Yusheng made a sound, Xiao Bingzhang was a little anxious, but suddenly Gong Yusheng's place seemed to be replaced by a closed and cramped audio-visual room, a single word "um" could turn into stereo surround sound, which disturbed Xiao Bingzhang's heart up.

"I like eating these so much, do you want to try something else?"

It was usually a gentle and magnetic voice, but it turned into a subwoofer at this moment, blasting Xiao Bingzhang's crisp heart into pink scum.

"Yeah." Xiao Bingzhang behaved like a kitten, "When you come back, I... I'll try."

Gong Yusheng's voice became deeper and deeper: "Baby, I have to swallow it."

Xiao Bingzhang's mouth was dry: "Oh... I... I'm studying these two days."

He was rubbing the edge of the pillow with his hands, and he even stuttered. The previous relationship was in a daze, and he met a straight man who dressed up. Not to mention other physical contact, there were very few kisses, but now he met a Veteran, even his heart and body are sunk in.

Today's dream was very early.

Xiao Bingzhang wanted to cry, but he slowly got up from the bed and said to Gong Yusheng, "I'm going to the bathroom, don't hang up."

Gong Yusheng naturally knew what he was going for, and said with a sullen smile, "Do you need me to help you?"

Xiao Bingzhang said in a low voice, "You...you came back earlier to help me."

He was still ashamed to show the changes in his body to others, but he was willing to accept Gong Yusheng's mercy. In the bathroom, he secretly indulged once.

After the release, he became sober again, thinking of Gong Yusheng's familiarity with the road just now, he couldn't help feeling a little jealous.

Xiao Bingzhang thought to himself, he must quickly lure the old hooligan into bed with X, and when the time comes, the raw rice will be cooked and cooked, and he will see how the old hooligan is still messing around outside.