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Xiao Bingzhang was angry for a long time. He told his friends on WeChat that middle-aged divorced men are not to be messed with, and each one is more irritable than the other.

A friend asked: "Are there any middle-aged divorced men around you?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Isn't my brother? Isn't he an old hooligan? Why am I so unlucky? Every old hooligan I meet on the road is a divorced man."

After hearing Xiao Bingzhang mention Gong Yusheng many times, this friend searched the Internet, and the search results were naturally quite different from Xiao Bingzhang's description. The irascible old rascal and divorced middle-aged man Xiao Bingzhang said was very popular in Jinsha City. There are many confession posts on the forum, most of them are people who want to marry after meeting a real person.

Hearing Xiao Bingzhang's complaint again this time, his friend opened the webpage and the mouse hovered over the few photos that Gong Yusheng had left on the Internet, only one question in mind.

This is also called the old hooligans you meet on the road?

He couldn't help crying for Gong Yusheng: "Let's not talk about his wealth and status, just by his face and temperament, he can't be regarded as an old hooligan he meets casually, right?"

Xiao Bingzhang is covered in thorns all over his body now, which is not pleasing to anyone: "Didn't I just meet him casually? Is he squatting on me on purpose? Or should I squat on him?"

Friends are speechless.

Xiao Bingzhang said again: "I'm going to block him."

He talked about pulling black, but he was reluctant in his heart. After checking Gong Yusheng's WeChat for a while, he didn't see him send a message, but saw him send a test.

This circle of friends is to test the type of partner you like. Xiao Bingzhang clicked on it and saw that Gong Yusheng actually liked cat-type partners who were gentle and clingy and occasionally stretched their paws.

Gentle and clingy?

He said sourly under the circle of friends, gentle and clingy girls are popular now, if you like others, others may not necessarily look up to you.

Gong Yusheng said, "You have to try it to know."

Just tried it out?

Xiao Bingzhang was furious, and after a while, he saw Gong Yusheng saying below, it was just posted casually, and I will delete it later, lest you make random guesses.

This is clearly a manifestation of the situation.

Xiao Bingzhang was so angry that he turned his head and told his friend that the old hooligan must have been unable to catch up with him, so he turned his fire on himself.

Friends always feel that this logic is wrong: "President Gong is a mature man with a successful career after all, so he can't control his emotions well? Not to mention his experience, love experience must be very rich, and the conversation must be mature Falling in love. Not your ex-boyfriend."

Xiao Bingzhang said angrily, "I think they all look the same!"

His ex-boyfriend was also a famous figure in the financial department back then. quite touching.

It's just that the touch turned into disgust, and the ex-boyfriend was exposed later, and the veritable gold and jade were ruined in it.

Xiao Bingzhang thought, this kind of man who looks like an elite must stay away, and he can afford to hide if he is not provoked.

But how could he be someone who could avoid it? He was pampered and raised since he was a child, and he has done a lot of things like pulling a tiger's beard. The next day, he took Deng Deng home and beat his boss back the whole time.

Gong Yusheng was very patient with him, took over the little princess' anger, and then asked him if he wanted to eat cold noodles and baked potatoes.

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Eat!"

Not only did he want to eat, he also wanted to eat more, and it was best to bankrupt the old rascal.

Gong Yusheng called for errands to help him buy some other dishes, and after a while they delivered them home together. As soon as the door was opened, the smell that obviously did not belong to cold noodles and baked potatoes entered Xiao Bingzhang's nose.

The damned old rascal!I even bought crayfish!

Cold noodles with lobster and beer and baked potatoes filled the dining table. When Xiao Bingzhang saw the beer, he started to feel sour again: "There are so many dishes, do you want to call your gentle and clingy girlfriend over?"

"Why not a boyfriend?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "I have a son, don't fool me."

Gong Yusheng deliberately teased him: "Aren't you allowed to like everyone?"

Xiao Bingzhang said, "Are you bothered?"

"I won't tease you anymore." Gong Yusheng opened a can of beer and handed it to Xiao Bingzhang: "You have kept the three precepts, so you should be able to drink wine, right?"

Xiao Bingzhang asked: "Didn't it say that you don't smoke or drink and don't have any bad habits, why did you drink again?"

Gong Yusheng opened another can for himself, and smiled when he heard this: "What else did you say outside?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "I also said that you are clean and self-conscious, that you are low-key, and that you are elegant... Anyway, they are all praises for you."

After he finished speaking, he muttered to himself: "I didn't find out at all."

His voice was a bit loud, and Gong Yusheng happened to hear him. Gong Yusheng couldn't help laughing, Xiao Bingzhang turned his head away, and went to the bathroom to help Deng Deng wash his hands.

When he led Deng Deng back, there was already a deflated beer can in the trash can.

This old rascal is really on his mind.

Xiao Bingzhang stared at Gong Yusheng as he opened the second can of beer, raised his head and took a sip, his Adam's apple twitched up and down with the movement, and his heart beat a little faster.

Fortunately, Dengden sat in his arms, which allowed him to restrain some distracting thoughts in his mind.

Gong Yusheng found Xiao Bingzhang staring at him, and handed him the beer can in his hand: "Go one?"

Xiao Bingzhang glanced at Gong Yusheng, opened a can himself: "Take it back, I won't drink your saliva."

Deng Deng was wearing a small bib, holding a lobster in each of his left and right hands. The lobster on the left rushed over, and the lobster on the right jumped up, having a great time. Xiao Bingzhang was busy wiping his mouth and hands, and Gong Yusheng gave him Peeling the prawns, the little guy couldn't eat so many after he finished, so Gong Yu peeled one raw and fed it to Xiao Bingzhang's mouth: "Do you want to eat it?"

Xiao Bingzhang resisted the urge to open his mouth: "Take it away."

Gong Yusheng took another edamame: "Eat this."

Xiao Bingzhang said, "I don't need you to feed me."

Gong Yusheng said: "If you don't eat, be careful of stomach pain."

Xiao Bingzhang said: "If you don't take it away, I will bite you."

Gong Yusheng was a step too late, Xiao Bingzhang really shut his mouth, and only realized something when he held Gong Yusheng's fingers, and opened his mouth in a hurry.

Gong Yusheng slowly withdrew his hand: "It's quite soft."

With Deng Deng on the side, it was not convenient for Xiao Bingzhang to scold him, so he could only scold him on WeChat: "Old rascal."

Gong Yusheng dried his hands, took a look at the phone: "Didn't you bite me?"

Xiao Bingzhang said: "Don't feed me, I will eat it myself!"

He turned his anger into appetite, ate a pot of baked potatoes, half a bowl of cold noodles, and drank three bottles of beer with cold dishes. Gong Yusheng saw that he was a little dizzy, so he took the beer from his hand: "You still say that I If you have something on your mind, why did you drink it yourself?"

Xiao Bingzhang hiccupped: "I... drink more to grow taller, you are so tall, I can't be shorter than you."

"..."

He really drank too much.

Xiao Bingzhang stumbled to his feet and wanted to go to the toilet. Gong Yusheng was worried and followed, but before he reached the bathroom, he saw Xiao Bingzhang swaying from side to side, and quickly took him into his arms.

Xiao Bingzhang fell asleep with his head resting on its arm.

It can eat and sleep, and it is too easy to raise.

Gong Yusheng carried Xiao Bingzhang back to his bedroom, and came out to feed Dengdeng again. Today, his aunt asked for leave, cleaned up the dining table, bathed and changed Dengdeng himself, and he had to come by himself. After all this work, it was already past nine o'clock.

Gong Yusheng tidied up the guest room and planned to sleep in the guest room tonight. Before going to take a bath, he took a special look at Xiao Bingzhang, and as soon as he opened the door, he heard Xiao Bingzhang tossing and turning on the bed.

Gong Yusheng thought he was not feeling well, so he walked over and sat down by the bed, and by the moonlight outside the window, he discovered that Xiao Bingzhang had taken off his jacket and trousers, and was rolling on the bed with the quilt in his arms.

It's hot?

Gong Yusheng touched Xiao Bingzhang's forehead with his hand, and it was indeed sweat. He gently pushed Xiao Bingzhang: "Wake up, go take a bath."

The little princess naturally refused to listen to him, and turned back and forth again. Gong Yusheng knew that he would not wake up, so he got up to get a towel to wipe his sweat. When Fang got up, his hands were grabbed.

The person behind slowly came over, obviously obedient and obedient, but he said unforgivingly: "If you dare to come over, I will beat you to death—"