boyfriend in the fridge

Song Buzhi and discipline had a cold war.

This cold war has lasted more than six hours.

The reason is simple, Song Bozhi went to sleep in the refrigerator again.

Because of this reason, Song Buzhi couldn't complain to Chang Fei, and could only struggle with it by himself.

He was sitting on the sofa in the living room at home with his legs crossed and his arms crossed, with a bitter and bitter expression on his face.

Although there was nothing wrong with the various physical examinations, and Liu Wentao said he was fine before he died, but he still couldn't explain where this supernatural power came from and why it appeared on him.Discipline has always been skeptical about this point. He would rather Song Buzhi be an ordinary person than have such an untimely bomb.

Who knows if the bomb will explode one day.

Although Song Buzhi was obedient on the surface, he was not completely relieved.For him, this possessive ability has existed since he can remember, and he has used it with ease, and there have not been any irreparable major problems, so that he subconsciously thinks that it will not cause any harm to him.So many times, Song Buzhi went in from the left ear and out from the right ear.

And this time he went to sleep in the refrigerator because of Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu.

Discipline had just returned from a business trip, the two hadn't seen each other for a few days, and they both missed each other, so it was inevitable to have a lot of trouble at night.This toss made Song Buzhi extremely tired, and could only rely on daytime to catch up on sleep.

But Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu didn't let him sleep well, the cat and the dog got together and exchanged something, Jin Dafa took the lead, opened the door of the bedroom, and rushed to the bed in the room.

Song Buzhi lay on his side and slept soundly, but his waist was suddenly pressed by a heavy warm thing, and he woke up immediately——

"What the hell are you doing, Hua Dafu?"

Song Buzhi stared at the tabby cat on his waist, and waved his hand weakly to drive it away: "Get down!"

Hua Dafu let out a "meow", instead of going down, he lowered his head.

Song Buzhi's waist was already uncomfortable, but it was so pressed——Hua Dafu ate well and slept well since he came home, and his waist has become rounder. Anyway, his waist is even more uncomfortable now, and the cat's body is close Come here, it's hot.

It was not enough for Hua Dafu to make trouble, Jin Dafa also jumped up, resting his front paws on the bed, tilting his head and sticking out his tongue, staring at Song Bozhi, his eyes seemed to say, "Why sleep, get up and play with me ah".

Song Buzhi had a headache, this cat and dog might be going to heaven.

He was really sleepy and didn't want to get entangled with the two of them, so he lowered his face and told them to get out of here and play outside by himself.

However, Song Buzhi's feigned anger was useless to them, they were not afraid of him at all.

Song Buzhi thought feebly, why on earth, as long as Discipline puts on such an expression, the two of them will obediently stop no matter how loud they are.And he...and he tried several times and it didn't work...

If Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu cannot be driven away, Song Buzhi can only leave.

So with a thought, he disappeared from the bed.

Hua Dafu fell onto the bed, turned his head in doubt, but couldn't find the owner, and gave Jin Dafa a "meow".

Jin Dafa immediately echoed "Wow" - where is the master?

As long as Discipline is free, he will go home to have dinner with Song Buzhi at noon.

At noon that day, as soon as he came home, Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu rushed over in a hurry—they would usually run over to beg for pets when he came back, but today Jin Dafa didn't jump up and hug his waist. He "barked" twice, then turned his head to the bedroom, as if asking him to go and have a look.

Hua Dafu was even more straightforward. Standing in the living room, he swept his tail, raised his head, and let discipline follow him.

Discipline tightened, and he sent a few messages to Song Buzhi in the morning, but Song Buzhi didn't respond to any of them. He thought Song Buzhi was still sleeping, but seeing the actions and expressions of Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu... it couldn't be a surprise. What's the matter?

So he hurried to the bedroom—

Um?What about people?

There was no one on the bed, and the quilt was still the same as when he left in the morning, except that there were some cat hairs on the bed...

Discipline looked at other places in the room. There were Song Buzhi's slippers beside the bed - he actually didn't like to walk barefoot, and discipline had hardly seen him barefoot when he was at home. If he got up, he would definitely wear slippers.

When I came in just now, the bedroom door was open, if Song Buzhi hadn't opened it, then it could only be...

Discipline cast his eyes on Jin Dafa who followed, squatted down, touched its head, and asked, "Did you open the door?"

Jin Dafa let out a triumphant "Wow".

Discipline pulled his lips with a smile, stood up again, pointed to the cat fur on the bed, and said condescendingly to Hua Dafu: "Did you jump on him?"

Hua Dafu opened his big round eyes and remained silent.

The place where the cat's hair fell was exactly where Song Buzhi's waist was before he left in the morning. After thinking about it for a while, Discipline realized what had happened.

So he sternly taught: "If you disturb his sleep again in the future, you will only have a meal forfeited."

After saying that, regardless of Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu's reaction, he walked out of the bedroom quickly.

Since Song Buzhi was not in the bedroom and did not go out, he could only be in one place.

Discipline came to the kitchen in two or three steps and opened the refrigerator door.

The refrigerator is full of beautiful things, cabbage, tomato, enoki mushroom, carrot, jam, canned food, yogurt... everything is available.

"Song Buzhi." Discipline shouted.

No one should.

Discipline remembered the scene when he met Song Buzhi for the first time, and the faint breathing sound he heard from the refrigerator at that time, so he held his breath and listened intently to the movement in the refrigerator.

After listening for a while, Discipline smiled and fixed his eyes on a carrot.

Does he really like carrots?Once or twice, they all possessed themselves on carrots.

After confirming that the person was here, Discipline took out the ingredients from the refrigerator and started lunch.

Disciplined cooking is simple and fast, so after ten minutes, two dishes and one soup are out of the pot.

Song Buzhi was awakened by the smell of the food.

The food he ate last night had already been exhausted in those hearty exercises, and he didn't eat in the morning, and he was already too hungry to sleep by this time.

He only felt that there were countless tempting fragrances floating in front of his nose, hooking out all the gluttons in his stomach.

So, just as Discipline brought the food to the table, Song Buzhi showed up.

"It smells so good!" Song Buzhi's eyes lit up, and he threw himself on the dining table.

Unexpectedly, it was Jin Dafa who rushed forward even faster.

As soon as Jin Dafa saw Song Buzhi, he hugged Song Buzhi and rubbed his waist excitedly.

Hua Dafu fell behind Jin Dafa, swept his tail on the ground, and looked straight at him.

Song Buzhi couldn't laugh or cry: "No, you two, you still want to torment me?"

While talking, Song Buzhi turned his attention to discipline for help.

It's really strange, why are cats and dogs not afraid of him?

Discipline patted Song Buzhi's head to let it go down, then he pulled Song Buzhi to sit down and said, "Eat first."

Song Buzhi was so hungry that he picked up the bowls and chopsticks as soon as he approached the dining table, and started to eat.

"You have to eat it quickly." Discipline glanced at him and said flatly, "You are possessed by carrots."

Song Buzhi: "..."

Song Buzhi showed a bitter look on his face, and said, "No way, I just choose randomly, can I also choose carrots?"

Carrots have similar personalities, shy and afraid of being touched, and like to put themselves in a corner and curl up into a ball... Song Buzhi thought about it, and immediately speeded up his eating.

You must eat more before the sequelae appear!

Otherwise, you will have to starve for another three hours!

Song Buzhi's timing was pretty good, he barely put down the bowl and chopsticks one second before the sequelae came.

With a "whoosh", Song Buzhi jumped one meter away, and instantly got away from the discipline. He shrank his head and hid beside the refrigerator, his eyeballs rolling around, but he didn't dare to look at the discipline.

Discipline felt like being laughed at. He took the last few mouthfuls of food and started to clean up the table.

Seeing him coming towards the kitchen, Song Buzhi immediately moved out of the refrigerator in small steps. When he reached the wall outside the kitchen, he immediately accelerated his speed and ran to the living room in a hurry, shrinking himself into the living room. Between the sofa and the corner.

Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu stared curiously at Song Buzhi's series of movements, looked at each other, and then a cat and a dog ran towards Song Buzhi excitedly.

"Don't, don't come here—don't come here—"

Song Buzhi yelled "Damn it" in his heart, but his body moved faster, and escaped from that corner before a cat and a dog touched him.

However, people's speed is still not as fast as cats and dogs, and Song Buzhi was soon caught up.

After the discipline was simply cleaned up, Song Buzhi was cornered by Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu.

Song Buzhi squatted down, buried his head in his knees, and kept chanting "Leave, leave, leave quickly" and "Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me".

As for Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu, they seemed to have discovered new fun. Not only did the cat and the dog not leave, they even barked excitedly.Jin Dafa stuck out his tongue and licked Song Buzhi's arm. When it licked, Song Buzhi's body trembled, as pitiful as he could be.

Discipline sighed, walked over, picked up a cat and a dog, and picked up Song Buzhi.

Song Buzhi was also terrified when he saw him, and struggled indiscriminately.

However, Song Buzhi's strength was clearly inferior to Discipline's, and with a little effort from Discipline, Song Buzhi was subdued and brought back to the bedroom.

Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu also followed outside the bedroom, but they were mercilessly shut by discipline and locked the door.

As soon as Song Buzhi escaped from the control of discipline, he immediately shrank back to a corner.

When the discipline came a little closer, his body trembled with fright.

"Don't look down, look up at me." Discipline stopped and sat down by the bed.

Xu Jiji's voice was too gentle, and Song Buzhi also knew that discipline could not really treat him, so he slowly raised his head.

Seeing the red corners of his eyes, Discipline was helpless: "Being bullied by cats and dogs to the point of crying?"

Song Buzhi didn't speak, but blinked his eyes.

Discipline stood up, took a few steps to the side, and waved to him: "Go to bed and lie down, I won't come near."

Lying down is more comfortable than squatting for a long time.

Song Buzhi didn't stand up, he moved towards the bed hesitantly, while moving against the wall, he carefully rolled his eyes to peek at Discipline.

Discipline said that if you don't get close, you won't get close, Song Buzhi moved to the bed smoothly, and lay down on the side farthest from discipline.

Discipline pulled up a chair and said to Song Buzhi, "Is this the first time you violated your promise and casually possessed yourself?"

Song Buzhi bit the corner of the quilt, curled up beside the bed, blinked, but still didn't speak.

"We can't just let it go this time." Discipline looked at him acting cute like a headache, straightened his face, and said seriously, "You should reflect on yourself."

The tone of discipline was as if he was usually admonishing Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu. Song Buzhi was also going in his left ear and out his right ear at the moment, and he didn't take it seriously at all.

But he didn't expect that Discipline not only didn't send him a single message in the afternoon, but even took the initiative to send him a message after his sequelae passed - he did reply, but the reply was very cold!

And the first sentence of discipline after returning from get off work in the afternoon turned out to be "how did you reflect on it"!

Song Buzhi was furious, and said in his heart, since this is the case, then I will reflect on it for you and not talk to you anymore, hum!

So, from the afternoon to the evening, for a full six hours, the two of them didn't say a word, and even ate dinner in silence, after which Song Buzhi withdrew.

When taking a bath at night, Song Buzhi listened to the sound of water coming out of the bathroom, and saw Jin Dafa and Hua Dafu looking together, and said to himself, hum, don't talk to me, go to sleep with cats and dogs at night Bar!

So he no longer cared about discipline, went into the bedroom by himself, and locked the door behind him.

Discipline came out of the bathroom after taking a shower and found himself locked out.

He opened the door twice and found that it couldn't be opened, so he stopped opening it and walked to the second bedroom calmly.

In the room, Song Buzhi was naturally not asleep. He heard Discipline's door opening and Discipline's leaving.He gritted his teeth and said to himself, hum, whoever bows his head first is the puppy!

However, in the middle of the night, when Song Buzhi tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep at all—there was a battle between heaven and man in his mind, one side said no compromise, and the other side said no, just bow your head and sleep is the big deal—he turned over and got out of bed, started Opened the door and walked out.

The bedside lamp in the disciplinary room was still on, and he saw Song Buzhi walking in front of him angrily, said "I'm a puppy", then lifted the quilt and quickly lay down in it.

Discipline chuckled and turned off the light.