This weird rhythm runs fast

【Ding!Successfully reached the fifth world.The settlement of the heartbeat value outside the last world: 43.Reward one piece of primary holy light equipment.Increases sanctity by 16 points, has been equipped automatically. 】

【Ding, because the host didn't make preparations when entering the world, the posture was wrong when entering, and there may be problems with the use of the body. Please give feedback in time. 】

【Ding!The current attribute of the host is automatically prompted——

Charm value: 95 (human limit value is 100, full value is 222)

Appearance value: 142 (human limit value 100, full value 222)

Heart rate: 222+ (the human limit value is 120, the full value is 222) [exploded list]

Holiness: 81 (human limit value 085, full value 222)

Affinity: 95 (human limit 120, full value 222)

Seductive power: 90 (the human limit value is 100, the full value is 222)]

【Ding!The host's current heartbeat value is full, and the attribute full value effect is automatically activated: washing tendons and cutting marrow? Heart.For details, please check: My Properties. 】

【Ding!New world, new challenge!Boy, you have perfectly completed the mission of the last world, please don't be careless in this world too!Victory is already waiting for you at the finish line (,′?ω<)ノ◆】

[Ding, it was preliminarily detected that there is only one quest item in this world, please host...] Hey, what happened to the host, did he still lose his memory?So what did he do with all the energy he wasted before?Hey, never mind, curing the host is the most important thing, [Ding, the system consumes energy to restore the host's body.Memory unlocking, 0.1%, 0.2%, 0.3%...]

Because it was another teleportation that did not pass through the system space, Qiu Ze came down in a sleeping state again this time.And now he still has the effect of the full value of heart rate being activated on his body - just like the name of this effect, Qiu Ze is experiencing the legendary muscle cleansing that ordinary people can't imagine.

The effect of washing the tendons and cutting the marrow? The effect of the heart is to induce the aura of heaven and earth to remove impurities from the body for the host. By the way... let Qiu Ze be a child again and reminisce about his childhood.

The system quietly raises a protective cover for Qiu Zesheng that can shield electromagnetic induction infrared light detection, preventing this magical scene of "rejuvenation" from being seen by others.

That's right, with equipment such as infrared probes, Qiu Ze came to another high-tech world this time.And his arrival this time caused quite a stir.

Although the system raised a shield to shield Qiu Ze from detection, the abnormal magnetic field caused when he descended and washed the tendons and cut the marrow still caused some problems in the surroundings - two passing vehicles on the side lane actually drifted into the car while driving. Heaven!

Did he leave the set by mistake?The owner of the third car stepped on the brakes in a daze, staring blankly at the front...

The Municipal Bureau immediately received four alarm calls——

The owner of the first car: "Hey, is it a unit zero?! I flew into the sky with my car! No, no, no, I didn't drive a speeding car! I didn't drink and drive either! Oh, the car behind it also flew... Location? I'm on XX Street, XX Road..."

The owner of the second car: "Hey, are you the policeman? My car flew up with the car in front! Please come quickly, we are going to be captured by aliens QAQ! Ah? Location? I don’t know I know QAQ~ huh? Huh? Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

[-]rd car owner: "Hey, is that the PUC? I saw the two cars in front of me go up while driving... I know it sounds silly but I did see them go up. Oh, The location, I don't know, I may have gone to the wrong location..."

An eyewitness to a nearby building: "Hey, is the police station? I saw two cars flying on XX Road! I don't know what happened, and I didn't see an alien flying saucer... In short, you guys Come on, ah, the car behind looks like it wants to rush up, stop him quickly!"

"..." Policeman Shushu: This group of people really plays a lot.

The policeman arrived quickly with professionalism, and then successfully rescued the two car owners who were "supposed to be captured by aliens" with a speeding car under the flashing lights of various video equipment.

This is a world hundreds of years after the end of the world, and technology has re-developed to its peak. Although humans still haven't created the super mechs in the novel, their physical fitness has been greatly improved, and they still retain a small amount of abilities triggered by the end of the world.In the era of the new era, there are no zombies anymore, but strange beasts are rampant in the fringes of the continent.

Generally speaking, this is a future world with advanced technology but not yet in the interstellar world, and it is a dangerous zone with high incidence of crime.High crime rate, low birth rate.

Yes, high crime rates.So Qiu Ze, who was lying in the grass and had just completed "rejuvenation" and turned into a four or five-year-old child, encountered a crime, or a kidnapping case.

It has to be said that because the crime rate in the new era is too high, there is no need to take an exam to be a criminal, and you can get on the bus at will, so most criminals are not high in rank.The kidnappers that Qiu Ze met were really stupid.Not to mention that the young master who kidnapped someone didn't do a good job of mopping up and was found out, but he didn't even find out that he was gone.

After a wave of fighting, the other side withdrew, and the kidnappers touched their heads and said, "Hey, where is the young master of the Qiu family?" Turning around, they saw Qiu Ze hiding behind the big tree in the flower bed, "Here it is!"

Watching the child being taken away by the opposite side, Qiu Ze immediately reminded him, "You have admitted to the wrong person!" The childish voice made the kidnapper's rough heart tremble.

"Why not you? What's your name?"

At this time, Qiu Ze's memory had unlocked the name, age and gender, and he immediately said, "My name is Qiu Ze!"

"That's right!" The stupid kidnappers stepped forward and tied him up and carried him away.

……

Shao Qinming came back after completing the task, and took a can of beer from the hot drink machine on the street corner, and walked home while drinking.

The earth has experienced the end of the world, and the sky is so clear that people could not have imagined a hundred years ago.Tens of millions of stars are twinkling in the night sky, mysterious and beautiful—didn't expect him, Shao Qinming, to come back?It's incredible...

Shao Qinming looked at his "20 years ago" hand for a while, smiled, and continued to walk home.Just as he was about to turn into the neighborhood, he suddenly heard a childish cry from the park next to him, "You've got the wrong person!"

This small voice made Shao Qinming's heart skip a beat.He took a few steps back, looked over there, and saw a few big guys walking towards the car with a white and tender kid tied up—kidnapping?

Shao Qinming frowned, transferred a speed car from the public speed car rental space next to him, and followed.

Although he is a bounty hunter and rescuing hostages is his specialty, he generally doesn't meddle in other people's affairs.I don't know what happened today, but when I saw the white and tender forearm exposed by that little boy, I followed him inexplicably.

The kidnappers took him into an ordinary apartment, left two gatekeepers and a watchman at random, and went their separate ways.

As a big shot in the hunter world, Shao Qinming overthrew the kidnapper at the door in two strokes. When he walked into the room, he heard the little boy's sweet voice from the guest room, "Get me out of here quickly!" , I'm going to sneeze!"

The kidnapper replied to him, "You sneeze when you sneeze, why do you want me to untie it?"

Qiu Ze, "I don't want to lie down and sneeze, otherwise the saliva will fly around in the sky and then fall back into my mouth."

"..." Before the kidnapper could finish his speech, Shao Qinming, who kicked in the door, was knocked unconscious with a knife.

Qiu Ze was sent into an embrace with a faint scent of tobacco...

[Ding~ Mission items detected.The item takes the form of a metal wristwatch. 】

In the very perfect opening scene where a hero saves the "cub?", Qiu Ze has already listened to the systematic explanation in his mind, and is ready to attack the target character.As a result, the other party didn't follow the routine?

Shao Qinming loosened his bonds, and after he tied up several stupid kidnappers, he called the police.

Such a cute, smart, beautiful, generous, lively and witty one... the little brat is standing in front of you, don't you have the slightest urge to take it home?

Okay, it is the correct way to call Yaoyao in time when encountering illegal and criminal incidents.However, there is a force in this world called "force majeure".

The police officer who had just finished handling the "Alien Speeding Incident" came to Shao Qinming, "Sir, it is illegal to abandon young children."

Shao Qinming: I said that this is not his son!

"..." Shao Qinming and the policeman Shu Shu looked at each other silently.

The policeman said, "If you insist on not taking your child back, I think you need to go to the police station with me." He has already interrogated the "kidnappers", and several kidnappers agreed that the child belonged to the Qiu family The young master Qiu Ze, but when he called the Qiu family, the other party said that they did not lose their children.

Shao Qinming turned his head to look at the child holding his thigh, "Tell me, whose child are you?"

This blatant "coercion" made the policeman frown.

Qiu Ze looked up, looked at him cautiously, and said, "I, I don't know..."

Shao Qinming was defeated by the wet little eyes of the other party, he propped his forehead and sighed, "Okay..." Although raising a pup is a troublesome thing, this pup is so cute, it's not a loss to raise it for two days ?The other party's family will definitely find him in a few days.

Shao Qinming thought, and reached out to touch the little cub's head.

The policeman on the opposite side snorted arrogantly-this kind of kidnapping and pretending to be a child is not his own business, he has seen a lot.Although the birth rate is low now and children are very precious, the cubs in their infancy are too "stalking". Many young parents accidentally get their children, and finally try to "hand over their children to the country".

Shao Qinming went out with Qiu Ze in his arms, and when he looked up, it was still the beautiful and mysterious starry sky.The little boy in his arms also looked up at the night sky, his eyes shone brighter than the stars, filled with amazement.

"Does it look good?" Shao Qinming asked suddenly.

"It's pretty~" The twinkling eyes of the other party made him feel very sad, and there was a feeling of tranquility in the years.

Shao Qinming couldn't hold back and rubbed the other's soft hair with his hands, "From now on, I will be your old man." "Come on, call me daddy."

Qiu Xiaoze's well-behaved expression instantly retracted, turning into a blank expression, "Papa."

Shao Qinming: "Wrong, it's 'Dad'."

——"Papa."

"It's 'Daddy', not 'Papa'."

——"Papa."

"'Dad~Dad'."

——"Papa"

"'dad--'."

"..." Qiu Ze paused, still expressionless, "Hey."

Accidentally called this brat... Shao Qingming's brows twitched at the sound of daddy, and he wanted to turn around and put this brat back into the policeman's hand.

Qiu Ze: My big green net is not allowed to write about fetishes, and even adoption is not allowed. Do you think I will be fooled? ╭(╯^╰)╮

The author has something to say: Stupid Banana finally lost control of his prehistoric power to write and develop it~ I wrote such a cute volume of Stupid Banana and felt that I was about to grow up!Speaking of which, if you want to have fun now, you have to hide it like this, tsk...