This weird rhythm runs fast

Chapter 20 II. Taking advantage of the fire to rob

The author has something to say: In the last chapter, Die Weiyou just changed the protagonist into a small skirt and did nothing else.

When Qiu Ze heard him say "remuneration for medical treatment", he knew that this person was the famous ghost doctor Die Weiyou.No wonder... It's just that he didn't expect that he would ask himself as a patient as a reward - this reward is too eclectic, very demeanor of a ghost doctor.

Hearing Die Weiyou's words, Wei Wenyan immediately became angry, so the two of them naturally disagreed and started fighting.

Qiu Ze was put in a corner, because he couldn't see clearly because of his eyesight problems, and even being a melon eater was powerless.

Wei Wenyan is a genius in martial arts, and Die Weiyou is a master of poison.When these two fight, although they are not likely to be hit by each other's tricks, they can't do anything to each other, so the situation suddenly becomes stalemate.

Just at the right time, a big palm that "speaks later, then soon" came from behind silently, Qiu Ze couldn't dodge in time, and was covered upright.

Shang Hanlang!Qiu Ze thought of him the first time, and he guessed right.

Shang Hanlang still secretly followed the two of them these few days, trying to find an opportunity to snatch Qiu Ze away.Originally seeing Die Weiyou tear Qiu Ze's clothes, he wanted to take action.In the end, the other party just changed the little fox demon into a few beautiful dresses worn by little girls==.Shang Hanlang withdrew his hand dangerously, and did not act rashly.

At this moment, I saw the young leader and the ghost doctor fighting together, like glue, inseparable.He made a decisive move and became a fisherman.

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When his mouth and nose were covered with a silk handkerchief, Qiu Ze smelled an elegant fragrance similar to orchids, and then became dazed—he could feel that the young leader and the ghost doctor were still fighting, and he could feel Shang Hanlang rolling him away quietly. Far away, I could feel that Shang Hanlang ran all the way without stopping after running far away.But he can only feel it, but people have no reaction to these stimuli at all.Just like watching a movie, you know what happened in the movie, but you can't and can't interfere with the people and things in the movie...

When Qiu Ze woke up completely, he found that the effect of the "childish" temperament was only five or ten minutes away.

The temperament effect randomly triggered by the appearance limit skill is only two hours at a time, and he touched the "childish" temperament triggered by crawling half an hour before coma, which means that Shang Hanlang has been running with him for four or ten minutes...

The road to being taken away was not ordinary bumps.Even the air is full of desolation.

Qiu Ze glanced at the live broadcast of the system, then raised his powder fist and swung at the leader, crying, "Crawl! Ozawa's crawl!"

Shang Hanlang knew what he was shouting, so he ignored it.But the child was crying miserably and refused to stop no matter what, the leader had no choice but to turn around and find him a snail——Which kid is the first to think of his own pet when he is kidnapped?Demons and humans are just different...

Qiu Ze only realized something was wrong after Shang Hanlang ran out - it took Shang Hanlang 40 minutes to run out, and the remaining 10 minutes were only enough for him to run to get Chow Chow, not enough for him to bring Craw Chow over... …

Why can such a simple math problem be wrong? Is it because the effect of the drug has not passed?

After thinking that his math teacher had indeed substituted for the physical education teacher, Qiu Zemo was stunned.

[System, open the live broadcast. 】

【Ding. 】

……

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When Shang Hanlang went back to search for climbing, he was bumped into by Wei Wenyan who was in a rage.In order to fish out Climbing, the silly, white and sweet Xiemei leader slapped the young leader in the face and was seriously injured.

It was only after walking outside that the air was damp and the ground was covered with water marks—in less than a quarter of an hour, the rain had already ended.And it looks like it's still raining.

Shang Hanlang didn't have time to stay, he coughed twice while clutching his chest, and quickly fled away.

When I went back to the temporary station, I found that the child was really wet from the rain.Looking a little delirious.The short fluffy hair was stuck to the face obediently, making the whole person look even more pitiful.Shang Hanlang hurriedly led him into a small ruined temple nearby, and lit firewood.

After the fire was made, Shang Hanlang looked at the drenched little fox demon and had another difficulty—why is there such a stupid fox demon?Can't even cast a black spell to make yourself dry?Do you still want me to undress and dry it?

No, shemale can't accept it!

But if you don't change it, this stupid fox will catch a cold...

After hesitating for two seconds, he still stepped forward to take off the fox demon's skirt, underwear, and bellyband==.When you are done, put your robe on others.

Shang Hanlang hugged him into his arms and sat by the fire. Seeing him wake up leisurely, he asked, "What are you holding in your hand?" When he was undressing him just now, he noticed that the child kept holding his left hand Never let go.

"Little melon." Qiu Ze opened his palm, and a petite snail appeared among the young leaves——

"This is Xiaogua." The child's voice was weak but could not hide his joy.

Shang Hanlang: "..." Do you know that you have moved on so quickly and left your family?

Being with the little fox demon, Shang Hanlang, the leader of the Holy Cult, felt constantly tired.In order to divert his attention, he took out the steamed bun rack and roasted it on the fire, "Are you hungry? You can eat it after the steamed buns are baked."

Steamed bun?Qiu Ze puffed up his cheeks, "Is there any jerky?"

Jerky?Shang Hanlang frowned upon hearing this, "This place is too far from the town, there is nowhere to buy jerky."

"I'll make you a steamed bun tonight, and now I'll eat steamed buns."

Qiu Ze went to pick up the steamed bun with his backhand, but because he miscalculated the angle, he almost stuck his paw into the leader's nostril. "Forget it, I'll feed you." The leader held his little paw with one hand and brought it to the other's chest, while the other hand pressed the steamed bun to his lips.

Qiu Ze then supported his hand, and gnawed slowly.

The little fox demon closed her eyes and ate very rhythmically.Looking at it, Shang Hanlang actually felt itchy in his heart, and said to himself: No wonder Wei Wenyan was bewitched, what a goblin!

After feeding the steamed buns and water, the leader proudly expressed that he also felt the joy of feeding the little fox demon.

After Qiu Ze finished eating, he turned his head, "Demon, give me back my crawl."

"..." The leader followed the temptation carefully, "Look, I changed your clothes and baked steamed buns for you. How can I be a devil?"

"However, what I ate at Brother Wei's house were all: stewed mountain turtle with old chicken, stewed fish maw in thick sauce, Sixi meatballs, West Lake vinegar fish, steamed Anhui fish, silver pot double balls, garlic frog stew, Buddha jumping over the wall..."

"QAQ..." The leader of the holy sect burst into tears, saying that I am indeed a heinous big devil, to treat our cute little fox demon so harshly—Aniang, what should I do QAQ ...

After teasing the stupid and cute leader, Qiu Ze took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms.Pour one-third into a bamboo tube filled with water.The medicinal powder solidified in the bamboo tube, but did not turn dark green.Qiu Ze reached out and took out the solidified concoction, like a piece of crystal clear jelly.

He got this thing from Die Weiyou.

Just before Die Weiyou snatched him away, the other party reprepared the medicine for him——

"It's so beautiful~" Die Weiyou walked around Qiu Ze who was forced to put on a little red dress on the table twice, "Little fox, give me a dance~"

"Hmph!" Qiu Ze's expression was: Perverted, don't even think about it!

Seeing his expression, Die Weiyou was not angry either.He curled the corner of his mouth and touched the beard on the right, grabbed Qiu Ze's wrist like lightning, and tapped on the other's left.Then with both hands together, he quickly touched Qiu Ze from the top of his head to his ankles.

Die Weiyou avoided the little fox demon's heart-warming kick, took out the medicine pot and concentrated on mixing the medicine powder.

"It's ready." Half a minute later, Die Weiyou returned to Qiu Ze holding a porcelain bottle, "This medicine can completely cure your eye disease." He knew that Qiu Ze didn't believe it, so he sprinkled the medicine powder without waiting for the other party to speak. Put a little into the empty cup, adjust the water, and stick the solidified ointment on the other person's forehead.

As soon as the ointment was applied to the forehead, it became thinner at a speed visible to the naked eye, but it was completely absorbed in a few seconds!

Qiu Ze, who was covered with medicine, only felt that the altar was clear, and the whole world suddenly became clear.

Regardless of not wearing shoes, he jumped down from the table, opened the window and looked out - the warm wind outside the window was warm and the grass was green...

Die Weiyou was quietly waiting for him, but unfortunately there was not enough dose, and the medicine soon lost its effect.Seeing the lost look of the little fox demon who had to look away and close the window, Die Weiyou laughed, "How about it, do you want to dance?"

Qiu Ze nodded as if bearing the burden of humiliation, and performed a sword dance with a stick——

Qiu Ze put the transparent ointment in his hand on his forehead, quietly feeling the coolness on his forehead - Die Weiyou said that this medicine only needs to be applied three times to completely cure his eye disease.After each application, it can guarantee three days of light.It's just that there is an interval of half a month between each use.

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During dinner, the leader really went outside to catch a pheasant and came back. He also found some herbs for treating typhoid and internal injuries, and boiled it into a soup in a bamboo tube.It's a pity that Master Shang is from the Western Regions, and he doesn't know much about these bewitching herbs in the Central Plains, so the medicines he found are not very suitable.As a result, the illness of the two of them not only did not improve, but also slightly worsened...

Sleeping at night, the two coughed one after another, complementing each other——

Qiu Ze: "Ahem, stop coughing, coughing, coughing! OK?"

Shang Hanlang: "Ahem, you are coughing yourself, coughing, okay, coughing! Okay!"

Qiu Ze: "Ahem, you bully me! You ahem! You big devil! Ahem..."

Shang Hanlang: "Ahem, I said it! I'm not ahem! I'm not a big devil! Ahem..."

Qiu Ze: "Ahem, big devil! Ahem!"

"Cough cough, do you believe that I changed my name to cough cough?!"

"... Cough." Qiu Ze calmly coughed, "Cough cough, go to sleep."

"..." Shang Hanlang: Aunt, the little fox demon is indeed too expensive, and Xiao Lang'er really can't afford it QAQ.

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Before dawn the next day, the leader rolled up the sleeping Qiu Xiaoze and started running.

It turned out he still overestimated his physical condition.After running away for a few breaths, the injury suddenly worsened, and Shang Hanlang had to stop holding his chest.And what's worse...

"What's wrong?" Qiu Ze asked him, rubbing his eyes.

Shang Hanlang silently looked not far away.Among the bamboo groves wrapped in thick fog, there is a looming figure——Shao ​​Jiu, a despicable villain who can't wait to kill him.

There is always a feeling of being unlucky after meeting a little fox demon =_=.Master Shang suddenly felt powerless, as if his body had been hollowed out.

This Shao Jiu's martial arts is not very good, but he is good at using hidden weapons and guns, and his spicy flower bombs make him hard to defend against.Shang Hanlang is seriously injured now, and he has a little fox demon who doesn't know martial arts and has poor eyesight, so it will be troublesome to confront him.

The leader had no choice but to return to the ruined temple with the little fox demon.

"Oh~ so you couldn't beat him and ran back with me, right?" Qiu Ze said coldly.

Xie Mei's stupid leader wanted to refute but didn't know how to speak, and silently gnawed on the steamed bun.

"Then!" Qiu Ze's tone was still cool, "Now I can only eat steamed buns, pickled vegetables and pickled radishes with you, right?"

The head of the Xiemei stupid leader hung down on his chest, and the speed of gnawing on the steamed buns was raised to a higher level.

Qiu Ze couldn't bear to tease him anymore when he saw the stupid leader's appearance, he touched a steamed bun in his hand, and then changed the subject, "Demon, did you not finish what you said before?"

Hearing this, Shang Hanlang also became serious.He carefully observed the expression of the little fox demon, and after making sure that the other party's mood was stable and there was no sign of sudden madness, he spoke carefully, "Wei Wenyan, the young leader of the Wulin League, is indeed a good person. But he is too paranoid..."

Shang Hanlang talked a lot.Including that the young leader is a good man but he is currently a public enemy of martial arts in a certain sense because of paranoia; that although the leader of the martial arts does not look like a good person, he is actually trying his best to prevent his son from making mistakes; It's very likely that it's me...

Qiu Ze sorted out the information carefully——

The young lord was too persistent and went astray, the martial lord who doesn't look like a good guy is actually trying to turn the tide? WTF? ? ? !

As expected of a person in the Jianghu, everyone hides and hides.

Because he might be the "solution" that Priest Bai said, that's why Shang Hanlang snatched him out.The other party now officially invites him to visit the Holy Church... In fact, you can tell that they are very poor from the appearance of Xiemei's stupid leader, okay?Is he really going... But if he doesn't, he feels that he will miss a very interesting plot...

"Because you're so stupid, I'll just trust you once." Qiu Ze agreed.

"...QAQ" Ding, Shang Hanlang, the evil, charming and stupid leader, received a critical strike, causing 1000000000 points of damage.

"I have one last question." Qiu Ze frowned beautifully, "When I saw you for the first time, where did you get that aura?" That's right, it's the aura of the evil leader!Say, where did you get it? !

Shang Hanlang's face instantly became indignant, and he said angrily, "You Central Plains people are too smart, you will be deceived if you don't pretend to be murderous!"

Sure enough, stupid enough.

Shang Hanlang looked at Qiu Ze's complicated eyes, and suddenly remembered that the other party had been following the young leader all along, living a life of luxury.He hesitated: "Do you really not like to eat this?" He pointed to the steamed buns and said.

"Actually, I think the steamed buns made by you Central Plains people are quite delicious, soft and sweet."

Feeling sorry for your Demon Cult for no reason... "No, I still like steamed buns."

"That's good~" Shang Hanlang happily grabbed the steamed buns and gnawed on them again.

"Wait! Don't finish eating the steamed buns, save another one for me!" This foodie, he has already eaten eight steamed buns! ! !

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