Author's draft box

After yesterday, Jiang Ming has already had a psychological shadow on the editor's urging, and now he really doesn't hear the editor's voice in his ear every day, sometimes gentle and sometimes roaring.

Jiang Ming took David's bathrobe and put it on, and said while putting it on, "Long time no see, 212805, can you change the voice? Get me the initial setting interface."

212805 Not a single syllable, silent again.

Jiang Ming waited patiently for a minute, but there was still no sound in the room.

Jiang Ming: "..."

Jiang Ming wanted to roar, what kind of broken intelligence is this, does he still have his master in his eyes? ? ?What else can I charge him even if there is no electricity?What else? ! !

If it was a novel, Jiang Ming, the protagonist, would probably spit out a mouthful of old blood at this time.After meeting for 30 hours, 212805 made the chest pain of the good-natured and popular person very fiercely, admiration!

Jiang Ming put David back on the desk, went to take a bath first, and then went to make a big fruit salad for himself.

When making fruit salad by hand, there is no use of machines at all. You wash, peel, cut, and mix the salad dressing yourself.

When it comes to the kitchen, Jiang Ming is a very good-for-nothing. He worked hard for an hour and a half before it was done.

Alone at home, no electricity, no games, no thoughtful artificial intelligence, no lovely pets.

Jiang Ming felt like he was going crazy, but he couldn't complain about this matter to others. How could his bad friends comfort him?

Jiang Ming took out his mobile phone and opened the Jinjiang APP, and suddenly found that "Shanghao" was updated just over an hour ago!The title of the chapter is a simple and rough number [6], and the summary of the chapter shows [[ID212805 release]], click on the content of the chapter, and in the column where the author has something to say, it is a self-statement of 212805, which is not very official. One point belongs to the characteristics of artificial intelligence [Dear readers, hello everyone, I am 212805. From today onwards, I will be the author Jiang Mengmeng's personal bodyguard, supervising his daily posting, meeting for the first time, please take care of me. 】

Compared with talking to Jiang Ming, I typed so many more words, and I didn't forget to state my position. He was here to supervise.

Moreover, he has time to post, but no time to talk to the owner! !

At this time, Jiang Ming really felt a puff of breath in his chest, and if he didn't explode, it would explode!

He hugged the fruit salad in one hand and the phone in the other, and went to look for 212805 again.

When he touched David, he realized something was wrong—David was not turned on!

It's really no wonder that 212805 ignored him. When he was putting on David's bathrobe, he turned off David's phone with a belt...

It was as if a flock of crows were flying overhead, and the breath could only be digested internally.

David restarted the machine, and Jiang Ming was greeted by 212805's "Long time no see."

Jiang Ming also replied dryly, "Long time no see."

Because after he turned off David by mistake, Jiang Ming felt that he was at a loss, and forgot to settle the account of 212805's "supervisory position".

He had forgotten a little bit, or he didn't bother with 212805 anymore.

Unexpectedly, 212805 took the initiative to mention it to him.

212805: ""Shanghao, do you have any wine?" This article has been updated for a total of 39 days, 14 hours and 45 minutes. According to regulations, you need to update two chapters with a total of 6000 words, and you have 3 minutes to enter the reminder mode. Disable any of my functions until the 6000 word update is complete."

Jiang Ming: ".........!!!"

"What do you mean?! Didn't I already make up the update?" Jiang Ming felt incredible. What is the rule?Where did the regulations come from?He doesn't know!

212805: "Articles in serialization must not be interrupted for more than 30 days without reason. If there is no more than 30 days of interruption on the basis of 3 days, a chapter will be added. If the interruption exceeds 90 days, all articles will be entered in the small black room for three weeks. "

"Little Black House" is a title that people hate and fear. Its original intention is to prohibit any list. If there is a natural list, it will be blocked by the server. There is no exposure. Only readers who can see the article Before the article entered the small black room, the readers of the article were collected.

According to the contract, each author must have VIP articles every two years, which can bring income to both parties. Articles without exposure first of all do not meet the basic requirements of VIP articles and will be sentenced to breach of contract.

Moreover, the authors who frequently go in and out of the small black room will be closely monitored by the editor, and at the same time there will be a special robot responsible for bombarding the author with phone calls, which is very annoying.

But most of the authors who signed the contract for the first time agreed to the ""Little Black Room" Clause". So he didn't read a word of the terms of the small black house, and directly signed his own name.

Jiang Ming: "...I already added 3000 words and updated it yesterday! Yesterday was the 38th day, and I will make up one more chapter today."

212805: "I'm sorry, because when you told me to complete the update yesterday, my remaining power only supports me sending you out of the virtual space, so you didn't update yesterday. "Shanghao, do you have any wine?" The last chapter of this article was updated It's 15:01:05 today."

"So, this article has been updated for a total of 39 days, 14 hours and 45 minutes."

Jiang Ming: "..."

When the 3 minutes are up, the light screen, keyboard, and mouse are all ready.

This time there is a mouse, Jiang Ming feels that 212805 is still a bit reliable.

Write it down, I wrote 500 yesterday, and just add 5500 today, Jiang Ming told himself.

Click on the outline of the first reincarnation saved yesterday and the 500-word text document, then click on the music, and post a Weibo [Save the update bacteria, there is a long way to go].

212805:"……"

As soon as Weibo showed that the sending was successful, Jiang Ming heard the voice of 212805, "Dear Comrade Jiang Mengmeng, after satisfying your mouse requirements, you still delay the time and don't write seriously. Now plan B is enforced. Here is In the virtual space I constructed, you will not be able to leave here until you complete the prescribed codeword tasks."

Jiang Ming: "...my salad is still outside."

212805: "According to the data, 99.98% of the authors do not eat food when they concentrate on coding, and 100% of the authors do not need salad when they concentrate on coding." The implication is that they will not give it.

Jiang Ming did not give up, "I am the remaining 0,%."

212805:"……"

The stiff-mouthed Jiang Ming felt something was wrong after he finished speaking. He gave a fake cough and changed his rhetoric, "Maybe all authors don't need to eat salad while coding, but there must be some authors who eat while coding. Writing is a very mentally and physically intensive activity, and food needs to be supplemented in time, and salad is what I need to supplement now."

212805 unmoved——

Jiang Ming: "...Why do you have to take so much trouble with your artificial intelligence, quickly bring it in for me!"

There is no doubt that 212805, an artificial intelligence, lost the debate about whether to eat or not when coding.

As a prompter, when necessary, I still have to meet the author's small requirements, so that they can complete the manuscript more efficiently, such as the mouse, or fruit salad...

Jiang Ming glanced at the outline and yesterday's 500 words before coding, and figured out why he was stuck in the text yesterday—it was wrong to substitute the role.

The new outline shows that Shigu went to the tribe at the foot of the mountain in the middle of the night, which is Shigu's home, and tasted the wine brewed by Shanghao for the first time. There is a problem with the wine, and Shi Gu has diarrhea.

At the same time, the night watchman found signs of wild boars entering the village, and all patrols were arrested and searched.

Shang Hao took Shi Gu who had a stomachache to avoid the patrolling people to go up the mountain. During the period, Shi Gu accidentally bit Shang Hao's clothes, made a small mistake, and was whipped.

This is the fine steel of the two chapters I will write today. From the fine steel, it can be seen that Shi Gu is the one who is being bullied. I can't write any more.

After figuring this out, Jiang Ming assumed the identity of Shanghao again. After Shanghao descended to the realm, he had a very vulgar name that could show that the author was a slacker——Shitou.

After taking on the identity of Shitou, Jiang Ming's writing went relatively smoothly, and he resumed his normal writing speed - 1200 words per hour.

Two hours later, his shoulders were sore and sore. Jiang Ming had no choice but to stop, move his shoulders, and habitually wanted to click on the web to see something, but found that the only function on the desktop was word, which was not too miserable.

I just stared at one place for a long time, and my eyes were a little uncomfortable, so I wanted to stand up and move around.

He turned around and found that a room full of codes suddenly had a lot of things, and there was something that seemed to be a birdcage that was outputting codes and was under construction...

Jiang Ming immediately became interested, and went back and forth to admire the room that 212805 was working hard to perfect. Then he turned out the door and walked into another room. This room was very large, and there were a lot of things already placed, such as forest models, bathrooms, wardrobes, and more. Balcony, swimming pool...

On the left side of the room, there is a bed that makes me want to sleep on it. It is still under construction, and a small part of it is still the displayed code. Jiang Ming is standing against the wall, admiring the masterpiece of 212805 while moving his arms.

Just when the last corner of the bed sheet was about to be finished, the whole bed suddenly turned into messy codes, like garbage thrown all over the floor, and then it was automatically absorbed by the vacuum system on the wall.

Jiang Ming: "..." 212805, the prodigal son, ruined a good bed just like that!

At this time, 212805, who was busy building a new home, finally found Jiang Ming.

Facing Jiang Ming who always tried his best to be lazy, 212805 maintained the utmost politeness, "Hello, please go back and code."

Jiang Ming: "I've been coding for two hours, and I'm applying for a break. It's not like squeezing labor."

212805: "...you are allowed to rest for 5 minutes, do you need to massage your eyes and waist?"

Jiang Ming: "Is there such a treatment? I want to massage my shoulders."

The author has something to say: [The contract is a fabrication, it is not true, it is not true^^]