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At 8 o'clock on Friday night, Jiang Ming paralyzed on his bed making cute and cute poses for his editor.

Editor Nanfeng: Dear Jiang Mengmeng, you are welcome to officially join the big family of Jinjiang. You must pay attention to what I said below.

South Wind Editor:

1. Pay attention to the river crab in the article, pay attention to the river crab, pay attention to the river crab, important things must be said three times!

2. Author group: 286640032. In the future, announcements and notices will be released in the group, and no separate notifications will be made!

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10. Fill the pit carefully, the pit must be filled with soil!

11. It is not allowed to suspend for more than one month without reason! (There will be penalties for breaking updates!)

12. The company is developing a tool to assist authors, pay attention!

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Jiang Ming quickly sent out the text that had already been coded into the input box: "Okay, thank you, editor!"

After this line of text was sent out, Jiang Ming lay lazily on the table and looked at the 12 notices sent by the editor. The previous ones are all good, and they are all normal reminders like "river crab, application for the list" and so on. When it came to Article 10, Jiang Ming became furious.

Jiang Ming's pen name is Jiang Mengmeng, and he is an unreliable author who spends three days fishing in Jinjiang Literature City and two days posting on the net.

Two days ago at 1 o'clock in the morning, Jiang Ming finally finished his work. After returning home, Jiang Ming, who was lying on the bed, opened the Jinjiang APP on his mobile phone, ready to check if there were any new and interesting comments, and asked for a leave of absence by the way [Comrades, Zhou Gong caught the author's fungus and insisted that the author play chess with him, so I won't update today], just after sending out the nonsense request for leave, there was a beep from the phone.

Jiang Ming yawned, stretched out his hand to order, and said in his heart: "A comrade thoughtfully replied to me so soon? It seems that they are all working overtime."

Jiang Ming's job is an accountant, and his salary is not high, but he often works overtime.However, this guy still can't stop doing jobs and keep changing jobs, because his boss is his own sister and a tigress.

The tigress' company was just getting on the right track and needed manpower, so he simply couldn't give up at such a time.

While yawning, Jiang Ming excitedly went to order "Personal Center" and swore to the air for the nth time: Tomorrow, he must call the tigress to invite another accountant.

Maybe he "must" swear too many times, and it's backfired.At the critical moment, Jinjiang APP went into a fit of epilepsy-he couldn't get in.

"Ten thousand years old smoke!"

Jiang Ming slammed his phone angrily, worked overtime until midnight, and the king of smoking was still spoiling the fun at this time!He struggled to get up and groped around for the light brain that he had thrown in an unknown corner.

The optical brain is the product of the evolution of modern technology and computers. It is no longer in the shape of a rectangular box in the past. Now the optical brain has a variety of body shapes to choose from.

What Jiang Ming is looking for is the special copy of writing that he bought back in February this year.But it may be that Jiang Ming had a brain twitch at the time, and chose a sculpture of David among the various optical brains.

Feeling shy after buying it, she silently sewed a bathrobe for David.

In the end, David was found under the bed. David was lying on a pair of slippers that looked familiar. Jiang Ming thought about it carefully, and it seemed to be the pair that he lost last month...

Seeing David's disheveled appearance, he took off the bathrobe in disgust.

David's first abdominal muscle on the left is the optical brain switch, and the right is the switch for the virtual keyboard and mouse. Jiang Ming pressed it twice, despising himself even more, he is clearly a pure child!

Opened his own Jinjiang background through the virtual keyboard.

It turned out that it wasn't the comments of the cute friends, but an editor who was working overtime, which proves that those who don't sleep at this point are working overtime.They are all poor employees who are squeezed by their bosses.

Maybe it's not easy for everyone to feel that they are also overtime dogs.

At two o'clock in the morning, Jiang Ming happily boarded the thief's boat!

"I have to ask the tigress to hire another accountant when I go to work on Monday! It must have been a brain strike because of overtime work, otherwise, how could it be, how could it be... oh..." Jiang Ming began to write the article, thinking about what he could think of so far. The holes in his brain were dug one by one. As for whether to fill them with soil?It was supposed to be a matter of mood.

But now, Jiang Ming thought about the 11 pits in his column, and sighed, "Don't authors have the privilege of digging pits and not filling them???"

Jiang Ming seemed to resign himself to his fate and looked at the next one, thinking: "Sure enough, he is on a pirate ship." Is there still time to get off the ship?

Now on April 4rd, exactly one month and one day since his first pit break, Jiang Ming made two mistakes as soon as he came up. go ahead.

There is the last one, Jiang Mingsheng glanced at it unfeelingly, and his eyes lit up immediately.

"Auxiliary tool? Can it be automatically entered? Or can it help me check the information?"

"No matter how bad you are, you can code for me—"

Sweeping away the previous haze, Jiang Ming has more expectations for the auxiliary tools of the thief ship.

Look at the "Hey hey hey~" emoticon package attached to the editor, and happily cast an electric eye at "Hey hey hey~"?Made a note to the editor: Invincible universe editor Nanfeng, I want to give you a monkey

Master Nanfeng, the editor of the invincible universe, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!Auxiliary tool...

Today is the weekend, he can still lie in bed for a long time, throw the light brain aside, and sleep again with his arms under his pillow.

In his sleep, he dreamed of the auxiliary tool mentioned by the editor——

The auxiliary tool is a ball, the texture looks like a football, each small piece is a function button, which can apply for the list for the owner, and can also collect and organize a large number of reference materials when the owner needs it. The most perfect thing is that it By linking to the human spirit network, the author can complete the update task word count by "thinking".

Jiang Ming turned over and continued his dream. In the dream, he was holding the ball and said with a wild smile: "What's the list task? What's the 11 pits? But it's a piece of cake."

One week later, on Friday, at 1:33pm, the invincible universe editor Nanfeng, I want to give you a monkey to announce the good news:

Dear authors, congratulations, the auxiliary tool that the technical department has studied for more than a year has come out! ! !

After installing the auxiliary tool, you will never miss the weekly list because you forgot to apply!At the same time, the auxiliary tool can also help the author to beautify the typesetting of the article, and help the author to publish the article in the background (there is a good news for the author who saved the manuscript, there is no need! No need to set the update time chapter by chapter, there is no need!) to assist the author to find various A variety of data, etc., and a series of other functions are being developed in the follow-up.

Authors who need auxiliary tools, please contact me by text message in the Jinjiang backstage station, I love you, y'all~

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It's almost blinding, working overtime until midnight, the editor must be restless inside, just look at this emoji.

A "hehehe" villain editor is pressing on another villain author, and the villain editor keeps stroking the chest of the villain author with one hand!

I can't see that you are such an editor! The "pure" Jiang Ming shyly collected the emoji.

He searched for it from the website, "I made it up, I worked overtime to this point, it's hard work."

The editor replied very quickly, probably because there is no such thing as an author to look for her, "It's not hard, dear, what's the matter?"

Jiang Mengmeng: "I saw the group message, I apply to install an auxiliary tool."

Editor Nanfeng: "Have you considered it? If you have considered it, choose a number."

Jiang Mengmeng: "Number?"

Editor Nanfeng: "The auxiliary intelligence released this time is limited to [-] pieces. It is not too outdated. Attached: Auxiliary intelligence number list"

The editor was probably too tired and worked hard overtime, and there was a typo.

Jiang Ming projected the pictures David received on the ceiling, 123456, 666888, 747411... 212805...

When Jiang Ming saw 212805, his eyes on choosing the concubine to serve the bed stopped.

He and his tigress sister are twins. They were born on February 2121, 2. The tigress was around 8:12 in the morning, and he was 5 hours late, at [-]:[-] in the evening.

Jiang Ming, who is used to using birthdays as passwords, is very familiar with this number, and he caught this at a glance.

Jiang Mengmeng: "ID212805, I chose this."

Nanfeng's editor was still quick: "Ape dung~"

My editor still remembers my birthday. Just when Jiang Ming was excited because of "ape dung~", his editor sent another short message:

Dear author Jiang Mengmeng, congratulations on obtaining the author assistance tool artificial intelligence 212805.

In the future, you will never miss the weekly list again because you forgot to apply!At the same time, the auxiliary tool can also help the author to beautify the typesetting of the article, and help the author to publish the article in the background (there is a gospel for the author who has saved the manuscript, there is no need! No need to set the update time chapter by chapter, there is no need!) to assist the author to find various A variety of data, etc., and a series of other functions are being developed in the follow-up.

During the more than one year of researching this product, the technical department worked overtime day and night, did not know what the holiday was, and spent a huge amount of money...

Jiang Ming quickly skipped the nonsense and pulled to the bottom of the station, "As long as 998, the auxiliary intelligence can be brought home, only 998!".

Jiang Ming: "..."

He replied to the short editorial website: "I edited it~"

This sentence has a long and short sigh.

At 2:03 in the morning, the overtime editor Wang is still dedicated, and she still quickly replied to Jiang Ming's nonsense, "It's not too old, but it's kind, =3=" It means that the price will increase after that.

Jiang Ming: "..." It's not a typo, it's all my fault for pretending to be affectionate and sympathizing with you overtime dog!

Jiang Mengmeng: "Understood, how do I get the ticket? When will it be installed?"

Regardless of anything else, the number 212805 made Jiang Ming tempted.

Editor Nanfeng: "Deduct directly from the manuscript fee, saving handling fees."

Jiang Ming: "..." Good savings.

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