My lord, you have to be good

Liang Zizhan was lying on a wooden bed when he was woken up by the system.

The small bed board was so hard that his buttocks and waist hurt everywhere.

After rubbing his old waist and getting up, he looked around, it was a small single room, simple Nordic IKEA style.

Liang Zizhan called the system, "Am I leaving that ghostly place?"

System: [Yes, now ask the host to understand this world]

Liang Zizhan reached out to take a piece of paper, spread it out and read it carefully.

[Liang Zizhan, male, 20 years old, a sophomore student in the foreign language department, who claims to be a grassroots student (actually not), and has a record of ten in a year. Brother, you are notoriously scum]

Seeing this, Liang Zizhan paused, raised his head and said, "I am a famous scumbag? What about playing?"

System: [Keep reading!There is a reason behind]

Liang Zizhan quickly lowered his head and continued to look.

[If you are scum, you are scum, and you call yourself the gun king of D city. In fact, you have never even kissed a girl's mouth. 】

……

Liang Zizhan turned the paper back and forth, frowned, "It's gone? Didn't you say there was a reason?"

System: [Your personality is the reason, such a pretentious person is not a scum and has no reason, okay? 】

Liang Zizhan: "..."

"I don't want such a broken character design." Liang Zizhan tore up the paper and said expressionlessly, "You might as well kill me."

System: [That's right, since you don't like this character design, then just try to make him into the one you like, won't you?Anyway, you are not familiar with the place here]

Liang Zizhan tilted his head and thought for a while, "So simple?"

The system lied to him: [Yes, it's easy! 】

Liang Zizhan pursed his lips, "Wait! You just said that you don't know the place, what do you mean?"

System: [You are studying in country D. There are a total of eight people from your school who live upstairs and downstairs from you. 】

Liang Zizhan: "..."

Fuck!But I can't speak any bird language!

System: [Your roommate is a super handsome guy, Chinese, do you want to meet and say hello, he likes men! 】

"Are you a rotten boy?" Liang Zizhan glanced at it, "Why are you so excited when you mention this kind of thing?"

system:【……】

Liang Zizhan stood up and walked around the room twice. Although it was not big, it looked very comfortable, especially the dark blue plush carpet on the floor, which made him feel like the small rental house back then.

The phone on the table rang a few times, Liang Zizhan slid it away, and it was a WeChat message.

Cui Mingzhe: Brother Ten, are you going to IKEA in the afternoon?Do you have anything to eat at home?I'm starving.

Liang Zizhan glanced back at the hard bed, it was time to buy a mattress, so he knocked: "Go!"But the food... I don't know, should there be?

Cui Mingzhe immediately said: Then I will go down to find you and open the door for me.

Before Liang Zizhan could say yes, there was a knock on the door.

Liang Zizhan put on a nightgown and hurriedly said, "Come here, don't knock! The door is broken." While talking, he opened the door of his room, but bumped into someone.

The man lowered his head, and the milk porridge in his hand spilled all over his body.

Liang Zizhan was taken aback, and quickly apologized, "Sorry, I'll wipe it for you, wait a minute, I'll go to the toilet to get some toilet paper."

The man stuffed the bowl into Liang Zizhan's arms, raised his head and said expressionlessly, "There is still in the pot, you can fill it yourself."

Liang Zizhan took the bowl and subconsciously said hello, but when he saw the man's appearance, he froze in place.

"Jiang Yiyu?" Liang Zizhan said in surprise, "It's you?"

The man said lightly, "I don't know."

System: [His name is Xu Yiyang, he is your super handsome roommate. 】

Liang Zizhan grabbed the opponent's arm that was covered with oatmeal, and said persistently, "Impossible, you are Jiang Yiyu, I know your little eyes, and that's what it looks like."

Xu Yiyang glanced at his grasped arm and frowned, "Did you take too much medicine?"

"Look! The tone of this sentence is exactly the same, no, even the sentence structure is exactly the same." Liang Zizhan was very excited, "Wait a minute, I'll get a tissue to help you wipe your body."

"Wipe...body?" Xu Yiyang twitched the corners of his mouth, "No, I still have class later, just take a shower."

"Then I'll wash with you."

"I'm not used to it." Xu Yiyang said with a cold face, "Aren't you going to open the door? There's an idiot outside knocking for a long time, and the police will come later."

Liang Zizhan turned around to open the door, reluctantly said, "Then...then...tonight...to fight the king together?"

Xu Yiyang didn't even look at him, turned around and went into the next room, "Don't play."

"..."

Liang Zizhan stood pitifully at Xu Yiyang's door for a while before he really opened the door for Cui Mingzhe.

Cui Mingzhe jumped in and punched Liang Zizhan, "Brother Ten, what are you doing? What bad things are you doing?"

Cui Mingzhe looks quite masculine, a little taller than Liang Zizhan, and his dressing style is more sporty. It looks like someone who often hangs out in the gym.

Liang Zizhan was beaten up and coughed, "Take it easy, you only do bad things, I don't think you look like a good person."

Cui Mingzhe curled his lips and rubbed against Liang Zizhan, "Brother Ten, I'm hungry, have you cooked yet?"

"Don't touch me." Liang Zizhan took two steps back in disgust, walked to the kitchen, and said as he walked, "My roommate just made porridge, do you want to drink it?"

"Drink!!" Cui Mingzhe was suddenly excited, "Xu Yiyang made it, of course I want to eat it."

Liang Zizhan's hand holding the spoon paused, and he turned around and said, "Why do you want to eat what he made?"

"...This..." Cui Mingzhe felt a little embarrassed, "Brother Ten, you asked the question knowingly."

"..." This sentence made Liang Zizhan inexplicably uncomfortable. He put down the pot and spoon, sat down at the dining table with a sullen face, "Go and serve it yourself, and bring me a bowl by the way."

Cui Mingzhe obediently filled two bowls, leaned closer to smell it, and sighed, "Xu Yiyang is really great... Whoever can be his boyfriend is really happy."

"Is he gay?" Liang Zizhan asked about Xu Yiyang pretending to be nonchalant.

Cui Mingzhe looked up and took a sip of the porridge, and said, "Stop teasing me, how could you not know about this? Wasn't it because he was gay that the two of you made trouble like that before?"

Liang Zizhan stared down at the porridge in the bowl, "No wonder...he doesn't like me very much, I must have been very..."

"It's fucking bad." Cui Mingzhe continued, "I want to beat you up."

Liang Zizhan: "..."

That doesn't have to be so straightforward.

Liang Zizhan has nothing to do with too much, he always feels that he will only be regarded as an idiot if he keeps asking Cui Mingzhe.

System: [Ten US dollars, you can know everything you want to know]

Liang Zizhan threw the bowl angrily, "Get out, sister! I won't give coins to idiots, what can you do?"

Cui Mingzhe was gossiping with him about the girls in the language class, when he heard the sound of throwing bowls, he was inexplicable, "Brother Ten, it's not a big deal, at worst, if you dump another one, I'll call you Brother Eleven."

Liang Zizhan: "..."

what with what?

The two drank the porridge in a leisurely manner, Liang Zizhan went back to the house to pack up his things, and when he came out, he saw Cui Mingzhe and Xu Yiyang chatting in the living room [it's not].

Cui Mingzhe kept saying nonsense that Xu Yiyang just responded to him one way or the other.

Liang Zizhan took two quick steps, and said a little unhappy, "Cui Mingzhe, are you going to IKEA?"

"Go." Cui Mingzhe stood up, put his bag on his back, turned his head and said to Xu Yiyang, "Brother Xu... come to drink some wine tonight? The people in our language class said that we will have a big party tonight, right here in Shenyang Brother's house, his house is bigger."

Xu Yiyang nodded, "OK."

"I'll introduce you to some handsome guys." Cui Mingzhe blinked at Xu Yiyang, "The figure is so good, I want to..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Yiyang still nodded, "Okay."

"Are you all free at night?" Liang Zizhan said with a dark face, "Cui Mingzhe, do you want to come to onenightstand with me?"

Cui Mingzhe was taken aback, and said seriously, "Although I am rotten, I am straight, and besides, I don't want to be your eleventh uncle."

Liang Zizhan: "..."

How did this guy become buddies with me, what should I do if I really want to dump him?

The author has something to say: Thank you for the second big baby mine!What (づ￣3￣)づ.