My lord, you have to be good

"How could I not know that you like elbow meat? Who do you look down on?" Jiang Yiyu rode on a crabapple tree in the yard, and looked at Liang Zizhan's mouth shape from a long distance. After understanding, he curled his lips. , said, "When you were chopping firewood in that life, you would have sex every day. I didn't expect that after several lives, you still have this virtue."

In the afternoon, a young eunuch came to announce the decree, it was about Jiang Yiyu's birthday.

In previous years, Jiang Yiyu's birthday was arranged by the palace, so it was fine for him to show his face, but this year was a bit awkward, he was grounded, and these cutscenes would definitely not be able to go away.

Jiang Xiao then issued an imperial decree, saying that only Jiang Yiyu was allowed to hold a banquet in the mansion, the two in-laws of the Ning family and the Liu family could bring their family members to attend, and other officials and eunuchs were exempted.

As soon as the imperial decree comes out, who would dare to join in the fun.

It was clear that he didn't want Jiang Yiyu to have a good time even on his birthday.

When the little eunuch was choking his throat to recite the imperial edict, Liang Zizhan listened anxiously, but Jiang Yiyu looked like nothing happened. After receiving the edict, he turned and went into the study without saying a word.

The moment he turned around, Jiang Yiyu glanced at Liang Zizhan, how desolate and desolate he looked.

Liang Zizhan's heart was sore, he waited for everyone to disperse, then moved on tiptoes to the base of the window, licked his fingers wet, poked a small hole in the window paper, and secretly looked at Jiang Yiyu, his eyes were full of tears. worry.

System: [Yo!Is this because he is afraid that the prince will be overwhelmed and poison himself?Turns into a wife-staring maniac in seconds, tsk tsk]

"Fuck you staring at your wife, Jiang Yiyu won't be happy if you say that." Liang Zizhan rolled his eyes and gestured, "Be quiet, I don't have time to chat with you right now, I'm busy."

System: [What kind of man do you think you are from the outside?Come, let me help you. 】

As soon as the words fell, the sound of fingernails sliding on the inferior bed sheets came from mid-air, it was very ear-piercing, and in less than a second, the door of the study room was kicked open, Jiang Yiyu said expressionlessly, "Who is outside?" Doing things? Do you want to live?"

Liang Zizhan froze, a sense of shame that could not be explained well, he just ran away when he was about to coax him, but Jiang Yiyu grabbed him.

"What's the matter? It's so ugly?" Jiang Yiyu's face was indifferent, but in his heart, he wanted to catch Liang Zizhan, and he was very happy.

Liang Zizhan laughed awkwardly, "emmm...my fingernails are growing, cut them...after cutting, use the window edge to rub the skin."

Jiang Yiyu frowned, "Then why don't you go back to your own mill? Why are you grinding here?"

Liang Zizhan was so choked by his lame nonsense that he couldn't help himself, he paused for a while before laughing and said, "My lord's window edge is of good quality, it's as good as Meiyan's camera."

"..."

what with what.

"You have nothing to do? The palace is going to be busy, why are you so idle?"

Liang Zizhan said in his heart, isn't I worried about you?Otherwise, ghosts will peek at you.

"I have something to do, and I have something to do. Just now, Xiao Liu asked me to help." Liang Zizhan giggled and looked sloppy.

"Then why don't you go? Do you want to die?"

Jiang Yiyu's impatient expression made Liang Zizhan poke his lips hard, and said aggrievedly, "I'll go right away." After speaking, he lowered his head.

"Go away, I want to be clean." Having said that, Jiang Yiyu moved closer to Liang Zizhan's side without any trace, and did not let go of the hand holding his collar.

"Get out now." Liang Zizhan desperately grabbed the edge of the window with his hands, also looking reluctant to part.

"Go away, go away."

"Go away."

Both of them were duplicity, Jiang Yiyu was even worse, he added no limit to his own drama, while talking to let Liang Zizhan go, while taking advantage of the opportunity, but on the surface he still looked like a dead person, cold.

System defamation: [Two actors]

At this time, Liu Zhengqing came walking, and saw two people at the door of the study with sticky faces from a long distance away.

He cleared his throat and called out, "My lord."

The two people in the distance were startled, and they all moved away from each other by three points.

"What do you need from me?" Jiang Yiyu looked at Liu Zhengqing dissatisfied.

Liu Zhengqing stepped forward and whispered something in Jiang Yiyu's ear.

Jiang Yiyu narrowed his eyes and said, "Okay, how sure are you?"

Liu Zhengqing said, "Forty to five percent."

"Tired of working? Forty to five percent are you ashamed to tell this king?"

Liu Zhengqing was in a cold sweat, "This matter is really too difficult. If the interception of relief food is found out, it will be punished by the Nine Clans."

"What are you afraid of?" Jiang Yiyu raised his eyebrows, "No matter how you calculate, this king should also be in your nine clans, right? If you want to die together, why are you so timid? It's a shame that your family has a general who calmed down chaos."

"This matter has nothing to do with the lower official's grand master." Liu Zhengqing stroked his forehead helplessly, "It's not like you don't know, my lord, since the generation of the lower official's grandfather, our family has been in Wen, my father's generation What’s more, I changed my career to become a doctor. My health was not good when I was young, so my father said that it’s better not to change my profession. It’s only natural for the son to inherit his father’s career. In fact, I originally wanted to make oiled paper umbrellas. That stuff is really..."

Jiang Yiyu interrupted him impatiently, "Liu Zhengqing, is there something wrong with you? This king is talking about serious things with you, and you're almost going to talk about your family history."

"..." Liu Zhengqing stopped being shouted, and scratched her head in embarrassment.

"This king is going to hear the news of the riots in the affiliated cities of Wuyou on the day of his birthday."

Liu Zhengqing hurriedly said, "Yes, I'll do it now as an official."

Liang Zizhan's eyes widened in surprise, relief food?riot?Jiang Yiyu wants to create a riot?

System: [That's right, this is one of your side missions, you have to make Jiang Yiyu change his mind before his birthday]

Liang Zizhan gritted his teeth, "What do you mean by tm? I will let him do such a dangerous thing?"

System: [Tsk tsk tsk, good job, then stop Liu Zhengqing quickly! 】

"Doctor Liu, wait a moment." Liang Zizhan stopped Liu Zhengqing obediently, then turned to Jiang Yiyu and said, "My lord, think twice."

Jiang Yiyu looked at him for a while, "What? You want to rebel?"

Liang Zizhan said in his heart, you are the one who wants to rebel, right?The ability to bite is quite powerful.

"It doesn't exist." Liang Zizhan said, "On the contrary, it's the prince's behavior. The little one thinks it's an act of dissatisfaction."

Jiang Yiyu grinned, and said with a half-smile, "Oh? Is it so serious?"

Liang Zizhan nodded seriously, "Yes, this is wrong."

Jiang Yiyu pursed her lips tightly, and the corners of her eyes formed a thin line.

Liu Zhengqing broke into a cold sweat from the sidelines. He gave Liang Zizhan a sympathetic look, and lip-synced, "Good luck, brother."

Immediately afterwards, Liu Zhengqing slipped away at the speed of a rabbit, fearing that Chi Yu would be hurt.

"Don't go, buddy!" Liang Zizhan shouted, "I haven't finished talking yet."

Jiang Yiyu twitched the corners of his mouth, and said calmly, "If you have anything to say, you can go into the room and talk to me slowly, how about it?"

The author has something to say: Emmmmm.

The author still has nothing to say, if I say, I, Qin Shihuang, collect it.

If you don't want to accept it or don't accept it, it's useless.

So there is nothing to ask for today, no desire, no desire, it is me, Qin Shihuang.