The Story of the Pastoral Dog [Interstellar]

So, this afternoon, His Majesty the Emperor, who was sitting in the car to pick up his fiancée home from school, unexpectedly received a Xiaobai who looked like he was owed 800 million yuan, "What happened at school? Feeling so bad."

Could it be that someone bullied Xiaobai at school?Who is so brave.

Xiaobai crossed his arms and stared at the rich and powerful emperor, "Hmph, it's nothing, I just found out that there are many people who want to grab men from me!"

Hearing this, Longman stretched his ears silently.

"Why didn't I know that someone was going to snatch me from you." Taking off Xiaobai's schoolbag, Lingye wondered if someone said something in front of Xiaobai?Otherwise, with Xiaobai's temper, he wouldn't talk about this for no reason.

"For example, that Nina! And those young people who talked to you at the spring feast! I said, why is it so strange? Every year at the spring feast, those people bring a young man here, either a son or a daughter or a child of a relative, and let They came to say hello to you, so they were on a blind date with you!"

Speaking of this, Xiaobai roared angrily, "You will not be allowed to participate next year, and you will not be allowed to watch other young dogs!"

The sudden roar startled Longman a lot. If the car didn't have an automatic function, it would probably have overturned. He touched the beating little heart and was shocked: Oh my god!Xiao Bai dared to shout at His Majesty!As expected of a dog that can be a queen!

"..." Lingye sighed with Xiaobai's reflex arc in his heart, "This is not allowed, the spring banquet is a must, but don't worry, there won't be any young dogs greeting me next year."

"Really?"

"of course."

Lingye took Xiaobai's hand, his voice was low and soft, "You have participated with me in recent years, don't you know the specific situation best? I always accompany you, how can I take a look at those people."

Xiaobai still had a straight face, "Hmph, but there are some people who don't give up. That Richard Angus was persuaded to leave today. Does he belong to the same family as the red-haired Aisha who scolded me before? Their hair The color is the same, it must have something to do with it, I remember that Aisha and Huan Nina are relatives, and they even told people that you fell in love with Nina! Is it because you are engaged to me, those two families don’t give up? What was done against me to damage my reputation?"

"I just took the exam yesterday, and I was persuaded to quit today. It must be based on my grades, right? After all, I smelled a smell that they couldn't smell. They definitely didn't believe it. They thought they couldn't compare to me. Earth dog, 100% say that I cheated by relying on your identity as His Majesty the Emperor, right? Maybe you even scolded me by buying water soldiers online, and then you found out, that's why he was expelled from school today because of misconduct? "

Lingye: "..."

Yes, all right.

He really didn't expect Xiaobai's memory to be so good. He obviously didn't say many things, but this guy could figure it out by himself. Lingye couldn't help but praised, "Xiaobai is really smart."

Lifting his chin, Xiaobai proudly said: "That's right, they thought that you would give up marrying me if my reputation was damaged, and they also wanted to use public opinion to force you to give up my unpopular queen-to-be. These idiots don't treat you at all." I understand, how could you give in to public opinion, your status as emperor is based on public opinion! Besides, you like me so much, how could you give up on me because of these things."

At this moment, Lingye only felt his chest was hot, and his heart was full of strange emotions. The person in front of him actually knew his feelings clearly. He thought, even if he ascended the throne back then, he couldn't compare to the satisfaction of this moment. .

Raising his hand to touch Xiaobai's raised chin, Lingye's voice was as soft and gentle as if soaked in warm water, "Don't worry, I'll take care of these things, it's useless no matter how hard others don't give up, Because I'm yours."

Hearing this, Xiaobai was satisfied, "Of course you belong to me. If I see someone approaching you and grabbing a man from me in the future, I will beat you to the brim! Yes, I will not let it go!"

Ling Ye smiled, with a satisfied and happy expression, "Okay, no problem."

Long Wen in the front seat trembled: If His Royal Highness knew that I provided the list of blind date banquets, would he beat me so that Mom didn't even know him?

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Since he wants to protect his man, he must learn the skills well. After all, the dogs here are as big as if they had taken hormones. Xiaobai went up to the heads-up and basically delivered food, which was enough to swallow in one bite.

At this time, of course, you can only rely on outsmart, if your own strength is not enough, you can use your strength to fight.

Hmph, I was a goblin for nothing!

After returning home after dinner, Xiaobai left his fiancé and entered the space alone. When he transformed into the space, a dozen or so seeds appeared in his dantian, all of which were ferocious plants that had supervised his cultivation in his dreams all those years ago. At that time, he only tested the ability of the magic vermilion grass, and he hadn't tried any other seeds.

When he got out of the space later, he forgot all of these things, Xiaobai thought he was a peaceful dog, and would not do such cruel things, but now it seems that it is necessary to be more brutal .

Someone dared to steal his man!

Xiaobai took out the "First Explanation of Plants", and was going to try all the seeds in the dantian one by one, to see if he could form some killer moves. After all, to be the emperor's man, he had no skills.

Opening the book, the first page is about Magic Vermilion Grass. He has used the ability of this grass before, and the effect is very good. Planting a large area is a group attack skill. The big problem, he has the antidote in his hand - Qingshen bamboo leaves, which can be smelled or swallowed directly, depending on the poisoning situation.

On the second page, it introduces the big tree with purple leaves, Li Yan, the name is nice, right?But the beautiful purple leaves are covered with barbs, and a layer of skin will disappear when you pluck it, which is very cruel.

In addition, the leaves of this tree also contain colorless, odorless and highly poisonous. A single grown leaf can poison fifty people to death. Can't figure it out.

Ignoring this relatively difficult math problem, Xiaobai condensed a purple seed in his palm and threw it on the ground of the space. A familiar purple tree grew out. It stood in the field shaking its branches and leaves, making a "swish" sound.

Well, how do you experiment with this kind of thing? It's skinned and highly poisonous. It's impossible for him to go into battle as a test product himself, right?

Looking at the lake water with a few bubbles, Xiaobai shook his head, forget it, these fish are not easy to raise, so it is better not to experiment with them, and try this tree after he finds a suitable experimental product.

Xiaobai withdrew his spiritual power, and the Liyan tree quickly lost its moisture, turning into a handful of dead wood, and then crumbled into dregs, becoming a large handful of natural fertilizer.

Then, Xiaobai turned to the third page of the book.

This page introduces his nightmares for many years, the big green vine, bah, it's the big white vine, it's not right, its name is Zhuxian vine.

Binding Immortal, as the name suggests, as long as it is bound by this vine, even the gods can't break free, and this vine has a very violent temper and is extremely xenophobic. Any creature that appears within its attack range will be caught and beaten severely. After a while, he was hung from a cane and starved to death.

Terrible!

It was under such a terrible threat that Xiaobai's cultivation improved by leaps and bounds, and he successfully transformed into form.

When throwing out the seeds, Xiaobai was thinking anxiously: I don't know if the Immortal Immortal Vine he planted by himself will attract the owner. If so, he will not use this plant in the future, so as not to be ashamed.

After a large white vine with teeth and claws growing densely was born, Xiao Bai felt that the whole space was much darker, and scary vines dangled in front of his eyes.

Inexplicably, he felt a dull pain in his buttocks.

Fortunately, this immortal vine won't beat him up, even if Xiaobai dares to touch it, this ferocious plant just shakes his big handful of lush vines.

Well, this is still scary =·=

Withdrawing his spiritual power, Xiaobai continued to study other plants.

There are still a lot of more than a dozen seeds. In addition to these three kinds of exaggerated lethality, there are also blades that can be as sharp as knives, poisonous thorns that can shoot poisonous needles, and large wall leaves that suddenly grow larger and serve as shields. The big mouth flower that can open its mouth to eat people, the fog mushroom that can release stinky smoke, the eavesdropping grass that can pretend to be any plant, the lantern flower that can suddenly emit strong light, the spiral grass that can fly people, and grow bombs The fruit of the coconut shell tree, the shadow that these plants cast on Xiao Bai's heart is not so great.

It's just that every time they are beaten, they always laugh happily, which is more heartbreaking.

Of course, there is also a beautiful morning glory that can record and play and recognize people. Does it look useless, but Xiaobai likes its appearance and function the most, so he decided to wait for this flower. Plant it.

Knowing all the functions of the seeds in his dantian, Xiaobai thought, besides promoting birth, the seeds in his dantian should have other uses.

Otherwise, he would have to plant the land every time, what if he happened to be in a place without soil, wouldn't that be the end of it!

Therefore, Xiaobai continued to study with great concentration.

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Knowing that Xiaobai would work hard in the space at night to deal with the bees and butterflies who robbed his man, His Majesty the Emperor had to sit alone in the study and work overtime, dragging a few officials along for a video conference, including Longman.

A group of people were busy for several hours through the screen, until Xiaobai's voice sounded at the door, "I'm out of Lingye!"

His Majesty the Emperor immediately put down the documents in his hands, said "the meeting is over" to the officials, then turned off the video, stood up and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, a white dog stood up, with its paws on his chest, and happily licked his face several times.

"Lingye, I have developed a unique technique!" Xiao Bai said happily, wagging his tail.

Rubbing Xiaobai's shaggy face, His Majesty praised him without hesitation, "Really, Xiaobai is really good, he figured it out in a few hours."

"Well! Then let's go take a bath!" Xiaobai, who had a disfigured face after the experiment, had a sore back, a sore back, and his physical strength was greatly reduced, asked, "Today I want to kill chickens too!"

"no problem."

His Majesty the Emperor picked up Xiao Bai and walked towards the big bath.

As for official business, don't worry, you can watch it tomorrow.

During the morning rush hour of school the next day, at the entrance of the middle department of the Royal Academy, in the special car of His Majesty the Emperor, Xiaobai, the quasi-empress of the empire, did not get off the car immediately, but solemnly said to her fiancé: "Lingye, I have a gift for you." For you."

Lingye was stunned for a moment, "A gift?"

"Yeah!" As he said, Xiaobai took out a pot of morning glory from the space, and held it in front of Lingye with both hands, "No, this is it!"

This potted flower looks beautiful, the white petals are crystal clear, and the black stamens exude a refreshing fragrance. The five flowers squeezed together are very cute, but the flowerpot looks a little rough.

But Lingye liked it very much when he saw it, because it was a gift from Xiaobai.

As long as it is something given by Xiao Bai, it will be cast with a thick layer of filter in his eyes and become the best thing in the world.

He took the potted flower with both hands, with a smile on his face, "When did you plant it?"

Xiaobai said: "Last night, I spent a lot of time cultivating it. Look at this flowerpot. It is the ore I found from Fengtongxing before. Planting flowers in it will grow very well. I dug it for a long time yesterday. Just dug out this complete pot."

"Why didn't you ask me to help?" Lingye took Xiaobai's hand and looked at it for a few times, and then he was relieved after confirming that there was no wound.

Xiaobai laughed at him, "You are stupid, how can I ask you to help me with the gift I gave you!"

"Well, I was stupid."

Seeing that it was almost time for class, Xiaobai hurriedly picked up his schoolbag, "Lingye, I'm going to class, if you miss me, just touch these flowers, petals!"

After finishing speaking, Xiaobai opened the car door and ran into the gate.

Lingye watched until his back disappeared before driving away. On the way to the military headquarters, he reached out and touched the petals.

Unexpectedly, the flowers suddenly made a small white voice, "Lingye, I really, really, really like you~"

Startled, Lingye stared at the petals in disbelief for a while, then touched them again.

"Lingye, I really, really, really like you~"

Touch again.

"Lingye, I really, really, really like you~"

Touch it again.

……

Longman retracted his gaze, and tried his best to keep his face calm: Didn't he just laugh a little foolishly, what's so surprising, people in love are like this, it's normal... Damn it!Xiaobai's method of flirting with men is too powerful!It's no wonder that a single dog like His Majesty who has been around for hundreds of years can be folded in his hands!

It seems...he has to learn more from Xiaobai!