The Story of the Pastoral Dog [Interstellar]

Halfway through the summer vacation, Xiaobai still hadn't figured out the big thing about his transformation, and His Majesty the Emperor, who watched him practice diligently every day, never told him that he would be woken up by a long leg every night. Instead, a bad news was sent to Xiaobai on this day.

"What! You are going on a business trip!" Xiao Bai stared in shock.

Lingye touched his head, "Well, I will set off to inspect the border in a week, and it will last for about a month." If there is a situation, it may take longer, but he didn't say this to Xiaobai .

noob:"……"

He pouted, with tears in his dark eyes, and said pitifully, "Then what should I do? I'm a dog who can't sleep, and I haven't gone to school yet, so just take me there!"

Lingye: "..."

When you first came here, you obviously slept with a dog, but you have been spoiled by him over the past few years, so you can’t sleep well without being accompanied/sleeping, but you are still not that fragile.

It's just that, no matter how clear His Majesty the Emperor was, when he looked at Xiao Bai with a frown, he still had nothing to do with his acting like a baby.

Who let him get used to it, he must be responsible.

Besides, he was really worried that Xiaobai would leave a dog behind, even if Mr. Wang was taking care of him, it would be the same, but this time it was not a simple inspection, and the rebels were also involved, so it was foreseeable along the way. Safety.

Therefore, he couldn't take Xiaobai with him, no matter how worried he was, he could only keep Xiaobai, at least he was safe in the palace.

Holding Xiaobai in his arms, Lingye met his expectant eyes, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I really can't take you this time." As soon as he finished saying this, the white dog in his arms turned furious. dimmed.

Pulling his ears, Xiaobai sniffed, rubbed His Majesty's face, and said dejectedly: "Okay, I will listen to Mr. Wang..." That's weird!

It's terrible to think about not seeing Lingye for a month, and he doesn't want to!

And his intuition told him that he must follow this time!

I don’t know why you should follow, but you have to follow anyway.

Xiaobai had a small calculation in his heart, and he had to think of a solution as soon as possible.

Time was running out, and Xiaobai spent countless brain cells before he came up with a good solution - invisibility.

Dad said before, learning the invisibility technique, combined with the Qixi Jue, plus his portable space, even if he meets a very powerful bull-nosed old man in the future, he will not be afraid.

The only problem is... is that he doesn't know the invisibility technique yet =-=

If it weren't for the exercises left by his father in his space, Xiaobai's method would be completely useless.

Speaking of these exercises, Xiaobai was also very speechless to his father. He didn't say anything about leaving good things in his space, and even set restrictions on the exercises, forcing him to improve his cultivation before gradually unblocking them.

Xiaobai decided to go into the space to look for it later. He had seen it before, but he forgot where he put it...

If Daddy Xiaobai was here, he would definitely give this unfilial son a good beating. The manual on the practice of invisibility was unsealed two years ago, but this tired lazy dog ​​has not practiced until now. It can be said to be a very unmotivated dog.

Based on his IQ, I don't know if I can hug him temporarily.

In short, no matter how lazy Xiaobai is or how much he needs to be beaten, he must learn the invisibility technique in the remaining week, so that he can find a chance to sneak into the patrol team in Lingye, otherwise, he will not be able to see him for a long time. It's Lingye.

This is something Xiaobai will never allow to happen.

The business trip is imminent. Recently, His Majesty the Emperor has been going out early and returning late every day. Manager Wang is also busy preparing daily necessities for His Majesty's business trip. He doesn't take Xiaobai as closely as usual, especially Xiaobai recently. Sensible, don't like to go out to play anymore, just take a walk in the garden to sleep.

The garden of the palace is always safe. Seeing Xiaobai wagging his tail and crawling around, Mr. Wang's heart is at ease.

Drilling into a hidden tree hole, Xiaobai entered the space, ran to the hut built by the old man to rummage around, and made a mess inside the house.

After a lot of practice, he finally found the booklet with "Invisibility Technique" written in big characters, opened it, and saw that the dog crawling characters inside were in his father's handwriting.

"Hey, I finally found it!" Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, wiped away the sweat that didn't exist on his face with his paws, and left the space with the booklet in his mouth.

Compared to the outside, the space inside is too quiet, but he still likes to be outside.

Nesting comfortably in the tree hole stuffed with several soft pillows, Xiao Bai carefully flipped through the booklet with his paws, and began to practice according to the words "dog crawling" on it.

While chanting the mantra, Xiaobai controlled the demonic power in his body to follow the route map drawn in the booklet to turn...turn and turn...when it turned to a certain key point, hula la scattered.

The first time I practiced invisibility, I failed.

Xiaobai was not discouraged, and continued to try the second time...the third time...No.20 times...No.80 times...the hundredth time...still failed.

noob:"……"

rely on rely on rely on!

Obviously he practiced according to the brochure!Why do you always fail? I'll go!

Angrily, he gnawed the pillow under his body, Xiaobai scratched the pillow out of the fringe with his claws, vented his anger, and then continued to practice.

What his father said is right, there is no way for a dog to be stupid, it can only rely on hard work TT

Xiaobai worked hard, and finally managed to lose one of his legs when he didn't know how many hundred times... Bah!It's stealth!At this moment, Xiaobai, who was like a disabled dog, almost waved his invisible leg to tell Lingye the good news.

Fortunately, before dialing out the communication number, his IQ suddenly went online, stopping this stupid idea.

joke!If Lingye knew that he would be invisible, how could he sneak behind Lingye!

After unlocking the invisibility spell, Xiaobai climbed out of the tree hole and ran to the kitchen to find something to eat. After practicing the spell all afternoon, he was so hungry that he needed to replenish energy urgently. I heard that today Chef Charlie will cook rosin barbecue~

Chef Charlie's craftsmanship is very good. The roasted meat is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. When you take a bite, you will find the gravy in your mouth full of delicious gravy, and there is a particularly pleasant pine scent, which is simply amazing!

Xiaobai, who ate this craft for the first time in a restaurant three years ago, was shocked. After eating a plate, he wanted another plate. Even if his stomach was full, he was reluctant to leave. Go back for supper.

With such an honorable status as His Majesty the Emperor, of course...he still did it. However, in order to satisfy his own cubs, he invited His Majesty to come in after he was checked that there was no problem with the chef. Palace, employed as a chef.

Although Chef Charlie still has many signature dishes, Xiaobai doesn’t know why he loves this rosin barbecue. Even if he can’t eat it every day under the restrictions of His Majesty the Emperor, he can still eat it for half of the days in a month. After all these years, he didn't even get tired of eating!

And then there is no idea of ​​getting tired, just like sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork ribs, boiled live fish and boiled pork slices, you have to play the rhythm of a lifetime.

Well, this is indeed a long-loving dog.

Due to Xiaobai's love, these dishes are often displayed on His Majesty's personal homepage. After a long time, netizens also began to be curious about their taste, so many restaurants launched new dishes in a timely manner.

Not to mention, under the influence of His Majesty's celebrity, the business of these restaurants is quite booming—unless the taste is really bad.

The restaurant owners said: I beg Your Majesty to show more tables!

Yu Miao, who is far away from the earth, said: I didn't expect that I could make a lot of money by selling recipes!

Chef Charlie, who was poached, also said: I never thought that I would be able to enter the palace as a civil servant with this dish of roasted meat with rosin!

Thanks to Xiaobai, Chef Charlie successfully won the golden rice bowl of the Palace card. Needless to say, the benefits and benefits, the social status has been rising steadily. If only he could hold it for a lifetime!

So, beg Xiaobai not to change his mind!

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The above is one of Chef Charlie's family's annual birthday wishes.

Drooling and smoothly asked for a large plate of barbecue from Chef Charlie, Xiao Bai put the meat in the storage necklace, ran to the living room and sat on the soft sofa, took it out and put it in front of him, and started to eat deliciously.

While gnawing and gnawing, Xiao Bai suddenly thought of one thing.

When he joins Lingye's inspection team, he must not be discovered by Lingye immediately, otherwise he will definitely send someone back to the palace. Therefore, he will hide in the space when he boards the ship, and wait for the spaceship to be farther away from the capital star. I can only come out when I am a child.

In this way, Lingye won't worry about sending him back~

That’s right, except for those fruits, herbs, vegetables and other plants in his space, there is basically nothing meaty. He has already eaten the meat left by his father, and he has to work hard to catch the fish in the lake. The fish meat is not good. Eating - mainly because Xiaobai himself has no cooking skills.

Then what will he eat while hiding in the space?You can't always be a vegetarian, right?

Worried, Xiaobai sniffed, and turned his attention to the barbecue in front of him.

Recently, Manager Wang has been a little worried about Xiaobai's health. Xiaobai's appetite has suddenly increased a lot in the past few days. The original five servings of snacks a day suddenly increased to ten servings. afford it.

But the problem is, after eating so much meat, Xiaobai's height and weight have not changed, and he has lost a few catties!

What's going on!Isn't this guy sick?

The more he thought about it, the more worried he became. Mr. Wang, who had a lot of illnesses in his mind, immediately reported the matter to His Majesty the Emperor, and made an appointment with a doctor to give Xiaobai a physical examination.

His Majesty the Emperor, who was about to work overtime in the military department, immediately lowered his face when he received the news, and asked Longman to quickly pack up the documents and change to another overtime location - the palace.

Returning home in a hurry, the first thing His Majesty said when he saw Xiao Bai was, "What's wrong with you recently, where did the meat go?"

Manager Wang: "..."

Longman: "..."

A doctor without a name: "..."

At the same time, facing His Majesty the Emperor who had returned early suddenly and the white coat behind him with a respectful face, Xiao Bai, who was still holding a piece of meat in his mouth, was stunned: What a drop!My hidden meat was discovered? ? ?

That's right!In order not to be hungry when he was on a business trip (?), Xiaobai decided to secretly hide meat in the space, because he could not open the storage necklace in the portable space, and he secretly left the meat—in fact, it was his Take extra-pack it in the straw basket that my father used to weave and stuff it under the bed with a fresh-keeping effect.

Fortunately, the old man drew a formation under the bed, no matter how many baskets can fit in it - of course this is a function after the space upgrade, at first this formation could only stuff a bag of meat.

And his father's basket weaving skills are quite good, it is strong and beautiful with a cover, and can hold a lot of things. He can't even put the plates in the space together, otherwise Manager Wang will definitely suspect that he is sick, otherwise how can he even put the plates? They were all eaten together.

However, what is the situation now, why did Ling Ye suddenly go home so early today?Are you still looking at yourself so worriedly?

Xiaobai felt guilty, could it be... that his own space was exposed?