The Story of the Pastoral Dog [Interstellar]

I attended Xiaobai's graduation ceremony and took some (actually a lot) commemorative photos. Lingye asked Mr. Wang to take Xiaobai back to the palace. He had a meeting later and had to go back to the military headquarters first.

As a result, Xiaobai stepped on his feet nimbly with his paws, and pulled the whole dog on his lap, expressing his desire to be a follower dog with body language.

"... Xiaobai, you go home with Mr. Wang." Lingye said, shaking his legs regardless of his image, but unfortunately he couldn't shake the dog on his lap. Lingye felt inexplicably nostalgic for the dog that was only the size of a palm. Xiaobai.

"I don't! I'm going to go with you!" Xiaobai immediately refused, and stuck to his leg like a plaster.

Lingye: "..."

Glancing at the big cub on his lap, Ling Ye turned to look at Mr. Wang, motioning him to take the little white collar away.

Manager Wang received the order, raised his loving smile, lowered his head and coaxed: "Xiaobai, go home with grandpa, grandpa will cook something delicious for you, okay?"

Hearing the words "delicious", Xiaobai, who was a little hungry, shook for a moment, swallowed his saliva and shook his head firmly, "No delicious food, I want to go to work with Lingye." Although Wang The manager cooks very well, but he still wants to follow Lingye.

Delicious, you can also have dinner at night!Xiaobai thought carefully.

After saying this, Xiao Bai was afraid that he would be dragged away by Mr. Wang, so he opened his mouth and grabbed His Majesty's straight trouser legs without a trace of wrinkle with his teeth, as if "swearing to live and die with the trousers".

Lingye: "..."

Can he take off his pants in public?No, so he lifted his foot into the car with a blank expression—with a white Chinese garden dog tightly glued to his leg.

Director Wang watched him leave, and sighed in his heart: For the guy who can survive and achieve his goal by using such a rogue trick against His Majesty, the whole universe is just a dog. Anyone else dare to try?Your Majesty will definitely send you back to your hometown.

As soon as he got into the car, Xiaobai consciously got off His Majesty's long straight legs, climbed onto the cushion made of soft and elastic Elendor animal skin, jumped a few times and then lay down on his stomach, holding his pointed little Putting his short mouth back on His Majesty's thigh, he shook his erect little ears twice, and opened his mouth to yawn.

Lingye touched his head and said in a low voice, "Naughty." Even he couldn't control it anymore.

Xiaobai pushed his big hand, with a very smug expression on his face, "You're used to it."

Feeling the warm and fluffy touch under his hands, Lingye's heart was extremely complicated, yes, this little trick was made by himself.

I can't control it now, what can I do in the future?His Majesty Lingye began to worry.

Because the troublemaker Xiaobai was delayed for a while, when Lingye arrived at the military headquarters, there were still about 5 minutes left before the meeting, so he put Xiaobai in the office, let the robot secretary Anna take care of him, and brought some paper documents with him I went to the meeting.

Xiaobai was still very obedient at this time, he leaned on the sofa, and after eating the snacks that Anna brought, he turned over and lay down on the soft and big sofa, with his chin resting on his furry paws, closed his eyes and started Sleeping, Anna covered him with a blanket, and stood quietly aside, waiting for her mission target.

The blankets and snacks in the office only appeared after Xiao Bai was adopted by the owner of the office.

An hour later, Xiaobai woke up from sleep. He slowly got up from the sofa and jumped to the ground. When he walked to the door, the big solid wooden door opened in front of him. He raised his paw and walked out of His Majesty's office. An elevator for one person, accompanied by the poker-faced robot Anna.

Anna looked down at Xiao Bai, "Your Highness Bai, where are you going?"

Xiaobai scratched his stomach, "Go to the cafeteria, I'm hungry!"

"Okay." Anna nodded, raised her hand and pressed the floor button where the cafeteria was located, then stood aside without saying a word.

Xiaobai secretly glanced at Anna's straight and slender metal legs, and said to himself: Although Anna is good-looking, she just doesn't like to talk very much. Lingye should install a system for her to chat, so that he won't be bored~

In fact, it’s not that Xiaobai didn’t mention this request, it’s just that Lingye refused to follow through. After all, it’s unavoidable to have one more chatterbox in his life, and he can’t bear the second one.

It’s not time for meals in the military headquarters yet, and the chefs in the cafeteria are neat rows of robotic food handlers. These vegetable handlers are hardworking and hardworking, and they are fair and just, ensuring that everyone gets the meat they want. The weight is the same, so it is widely praised by the military's big stomach king.

It's just that Xiaobai is not very happy, these robots are too fair, otherwise with his looks and cute skills, he can obviously get a little more meat!

Therefore, Xiaobai, who thinks highly of himself, always sneaks into the back kitchen, squats at the chef's feet, looks at him cutely with his big eyes open and his head tilted, and says, "Uncle Eberke, I'm hungry!"

Then, Chef Eberke's knife eye will turn into Mimi's eye, waving his spoon and saying, "No problem!"

Well, Xiaobai got his wish and got a large plate of meat - a spoonful more than His Majesty's!

Today, it is no exception.

Anna held Xiaobai's heavy rice bowl, and was surprised for the Nth time that Xiaobai's food intake did not conform to his body shape.

Xiaobai's heart: good-looking is a privilege~

Actually, when it comes to Xiaobai's appearance, if he only uses words to describe it, he looks no different from other little earth dogs on the earth, but if he compares the two together, he can clearly feel the difference—although He also has a slender waist, long legs, and an upturned tail, but he is white without any impurities, and has a little fluffy fur, making him the most beautiful of the earth dogs.

Xiaobai thinks that even those expensive famous dogs are not as good as himself~

This sentence does not accept any rebuttal.

Xiaobai was born good-looking, part of the reason is his status as a goblin, but more of the reason is because he has been taken good care of by Ling Ye all these years. The shampoo used for hair care is used for bathing. After a few years, it is oily and slippery. It is also very difficult to become ugly.

If he was still living with the first owner, let alone good-looking, it would be the blessing of his father that he didn't starve to death, who made him a worthless dog.

The native dog is one of the oldest dog breeds in China.When they were young, like the cubs of other mammals, they were lively, cute, soft and fat, but when they grow up, they are not very competitive. Compared with foreign pet dogs that need to be cared for carefully, they are more adaptable , excellent feed, thick-haired native dog is obviously not very lovable.

Therefore, most of them are regarded as watchdogs.

The standard of living of most native dogs is poor food—leftovers or no food, poor drinking—unboiled water, poor sleep—a broken kennel, poor treatment—the dog is chained to the door, and life is in danger - Beating the dog team and being eaten.

All of the above, Xiaobai has personally experienced.

Part of the reason why he has such a good appetite now is that he is afraid of being hungry.

If you are hungry, you will be short of nutrition. If you are short of nutrition, some dogs will eat Xiang, just for the little nutrition left in it. How can the dogs almost lose their lives? ah.

Of course, in addition to native dogs, those beautiful pet dogs will be treated like the above after being lost, abandoned, or stolen by dog ​​thieves.

But in the eyes of many people, only earth dogs seem to be born not to be petted. Even when they were young, they were kissed and hugged by people, but once they grow up, their milk fat will fade away, their bodies will elongate, and their hair will become thick and hard. After that, they quickly fell out of favor in the hearts of their owners.

It's so unreasonable, isn't it!

Obviously the native dog is also very cute!

Those who say that the dirt dog is ugly are really blind!

Xiaobai thought indignantly, he had to find a way to help his own clan, mainly those who were abused, especially those who were about to be eaten—dogs with good masters should live well with their masters—— Lingye's territory is so big that it should be able to fit in. It seems that we need to find some time to discuss it with Lingye.

Lingye's meeting wasn't over until Xiaobai finished his lunch. He thought it was too boring to be full, so he took out a small red ball from the storage necklace and played on the big lawn behind the kitchen.

He rolls the little red ball nimbly on four legs, from one end of the lawn to the other end of the lawn. When he meets some military officials on the way, Xiao Bai will raise his head and greet them warmly. He is a polite puppy. ~

And the officials he greeted would respond politely to him, which made Xiao Bai very happy.

(Officials: A blind man dare not ignore His Majesty's son!)

By the way, what Xiaobai is talking about now is human language!

It is said that one day half a year ago, Xiaobai made a small breakthrough in cultivation, successfully refined the crossbone in his throat, and was able to speak human words without barking. Although dog language is also a common language in Kainan Empire, at most everyone's accent is a little different , can communicate with each other.

It's just that, since he can't speak human words, Xiaobai feels like he is inferior for no reason.

For example, among goblins, those who are human-looking and can speak are of a higher level than those who are incompletely transformed and can't speak--illustrated from Papa Science and TV dramas.

Even though Xiaobai has a big heart, in those years when he could only bark and whine, he still had a little fuss in his heart. It was not obvious in a class full of cubs, but once he went to the military department, he didn't like it very much. After leaving the office, he was not afraid that others would think he was stupid, but he was afraid that they would use him as an excuse to laugh at Lingye behind his back.

Don't think that no one will laugh at the emperor, Mr. Wang said that because Lingye has been single for too many years, he has been laughed at by the hated Carter next door for many years!

He is the son of Lingye's family, so he must save face for Lingye!

After a happy half day in the military headquarters, Xiaobai was carried home by His Majesty the Emperor after the meeting. He put his paws on his neck and whispered in his ear, "Lingye, I ate a lot of meat today." !"

His Majesty the Emperor nodded, "That's right."

"I played with a ball on the lawn today, but this ball is a bit small!"

"Go back and buy you a big ball."

"Lingye, I want to eat sweet and sour fish tonight."

"it is good."

……

Well, today is also a busy day.

Late at night is the time to sleep well.

The big-haired boy Xiaobai huddled next to His Majesty the Emperor, with his belly facing the ceiling, his paws curled up and his head tilted, his mouth resting on the shoulders of the people around him, snoring soundly, his hot breath spraying on the base of his neck.

Since the little white head was so big that he could sleep the whole head, His Majesty the Emperor has become accustomed to this way of sleeping. He doesn't care about being kicked from time to time with hot air on his neck.

It can be said that there is no dignity of the emperor.

It's just that tonight, when Xiaobai kicked him No. 20 times, Lingye couldn't take it anymore. He stretched out his hand and held Xiaobai's leg, trying to make him be more honest.

Unexpectedly, the touch of his subordinates was different from usual.

Where's Xiaobai's leg hair?

How did you become naked?