urban farmer

"One piece for 5000 yuan, you bought three in one go? Are you crazy?" In an ordinary residential building in Tianhai City, a middle-aged man sat on the sofa resentfully, and beside him was a woman in colorful pajamas. Chatting on and on.

The man bowed his head, not daring to say a word.

The man's name was Song Guolin, and he was an employee of the Honghuo Advertising Company. After his spiritual energy recovered, the Honghuo Advertising Company followed the trend and offered the staff a one-day trip to Mount Tai.Mount Tai is a well-known active area of ​​aura, if there are employees who can awaken on Mount Tai, it will be a very respectable thing.

Song Guolin and his party arrived at Mount Tai at ten o'clock in the evening, and then climbed at night.This climb lasted for six hours. With the sunrise of Mount Tai, Song Guolin inhaled and exhaled according to the method on the Internet... Then, Song Guolin remained the same as when he came here, and nothing happened.

There were 20 of them in a group, and only one long-haired receptionist felt an air mass in his abdomen.

Song Guolin was a little depressed, and everyone took the cable car down the mountain.When Song Guolin arrived at Zhongtian Gate, he was about to eat a bowl of wontons, and then he saw the scene where Pei Hu was fighting with the stall owner.

Flying up from the ground, stopping the attack with one finger... All this is more shocking than what was shown in the video.

After Pei Hu failed, the stall selling Xiaojulingdan also became a mysterious symbol. Although the words 'Little Gathering Spirit Pill' are like fantasy novels, they cannot stand up to the strength of the stall owner and the Doberman Pinscher.

Five thousand is not cheap, but it is not expensive.The tourists who can come to Taishan to travel are generally economical. After thinking about it, everyone pays for one or two.In the case of tourists looting, Song Guolin followed suit and bought three.

After descending the mountain, everyone returned to Tianhai City by bus.

Fifteen thousand people disappeared out of thin air in the family, of course Song Guolin had to tell his wife.Song Guolin looked at the time, he had already been babbled for two hours.

"Hurry up and call the leader now, don't go to work tomorrow, and return this dog skin plaster." In the end, the woman in pajamas said decisively.

"It's more than 1000 kilometers from Tianhai to Mount Tai. I'm not tossing back and forth. The little boss said that the medicine will take effect within three days, and the degree of effect depends on the constitution." After the woman said, Song Guolin raised his head and retorted.

He was motion sick and just came back this morning, so he didn't want to run another thousand kilometers back and forth.

"Three days? This is not the same as those health care products that fool people. Where is this stall in Taishan? I will go tomorrow. Tell me about you. Now a bottle of Guangyuan Dan is [-], and the family is reluctant to buy it. Your [-] The big hand with five upside down..."

"Change, change! Can I eat it now?" Song Guolin got motion sickness, coupled with his wife's irritability, as soon as his temper came up, he directly stuffed a small Juling Pill into his mouth, and then swallowed it with water .

"You! I can't live through this day." The woman in pajamas was taken aback, feeling a sense of grievance.Then he walked to the bedroom without looking back.

"Bang—" the door slammed heavily, and Song Guolin lit a cigarette irritably.

What is this called.

After washing up at night, Song Guolin has been paying attention to the changes in his body, and he is still sick and weak, let alone the little Juling Pill.He didn't even cure his motion sickness!

"This is purely to fool people. This is a double act between Master Pei and that small merchant." Suddenly, Song Guolin remembered his wife's words again.

Have you really been deceived?

Song Guolin thought to himself, and made up his mind that if the Xiaojuling Pill really didn't work, he could only make another trip and return the two pills. 1 yuan is not a small amount, and I don't know if the small vendor will return it or not...

While thinking about it, Song Guolin fell asleep.

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"Old Song, Lao Song, are you alright?" Song Guolin was woken up by a sound of anxiety the next day.That night, Song Guolin had a dream, as if he was stepping on a cotton cloud, he kept floating.Then, the wife tore him out of the cloud.

"What are you doing, why don't you let me sleep? What's the smell? The toilet is blocked?" Song Guolin opened his eyes and said with a frown.Immediately afterwards, a pungent stench entered the nostrils.Song Guolin almost spat out.

"Old Song, look at the bed first." The woman in pajamas pointed at Song Guolin and said.It was twelve o'clock now, and she came here because she was afraid that something would happen to Song Guolin, but she did not expect to encounter such a scene.

Song Guolin lowered his head and saw some black colloids on his body and the sheets, and the stench came from the colloids.Song Guolin didn't check what it was, he just got up and ran towards the bathroom.

He really can't stand these tastes.

After cleaning for a while, Song Guolin came out.Now the rose fragrance of essential oil soap is all over my body, and the stench has finally washed away.

"Old Song, how is your spirit?" the woman in pajamas looked at Song Guolin and said.Song Guolin is in his 40s. He is usually bald and has a big belly, so he doesn't look energetic at first glance, but now, Song Guolin seems to be five years younger.

Song Guolin lost the heaviness he had before, and his whole body was relaxed, and there seemed to be a cloud of white gas in his abdomen.

"I seem to have awakened." Song Guolin checked the Internet and said in surprise.Mental qi, white qi... These phenomena are the awakening of hot discussions on the Internet.

Song Guolin planned to go to the Reiki Testing Bureau for a checkup later, and he was really awakened.That little gathering panacea is a real panacea!

...............

"Taishan found a mysterious man who condensed his energy with one finger, and his strength instantly killed most awakened people."

"The Huaxia government promulgated three regulations, "Classification of Cultivators", "Classification of Spiritual Plants", and "Classification of Spiritual Beasts". This is a major change since the recovery of spiritual energy."

"The Huaxia government intends to set up an Awakened Force. Practitioners with a Huaxia account can go to the local testing bureau to print out the physical examination form, and then sign up online..."

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Just when Song Guolin was suspicious, the Internet was being screened by Huaxia New Charter and Taishan Video.

In the new regulations, cultivators are divided into warriors, qi refining, foundation building, Jindan, Yuanying and above from weak to strong.Ling Zhi and Ling Beast are three ranks, high, middle and low, with ten ranks in each rank.

The tourists seriously suspected that those bigwigs from the General Bureau of Reiki Testing must have made up a lot of comprehension novels, which is why they have such a careless division.

In any case, each level has a corresponding power system, which also facilitates the distinction of the strength of the awakened.

The charter is just a small episode, and the tourists' attention is on the video of the 'Mysterious Man on Mount Tarzan'.

The video was taken by onlookers. Judging from the environment and surrounding buildings, this should be near the Zhongtian Gate of Mount Tai.In the video, I saw a man in a Taoist robe with an immortal demeanor, and his gestures were full of grace.There were many tourists taking pictures of the man in Taoist robes, and everyone naturally thought that the man was the protagonist of the video.

The man's legs flew up, and he hit the young trader opposite him fiercely.The tourist was nervous for a while... Then, the young trader raised a finger, just one finger, and the man in the Taoist robe fell to the ground as if he could not resist.

"Fuck, the masters are among the people."

The tourists in front of the video gasped. If it wasn't for hype, the young man's strength would be too great.After the robed man fell to the ground, the tourists thought the video was over.At this time, a brick flew up, and Dubin, who had always been in good shape, bit it off...

"This Doberman is an awakened spirit beast, right? A tamed spirit beast that can only control spirit energy?"

"It's so cool, my fat cat has also awakened, and it can bite a computer and destroy it. I can't control myself at all, so I can only send it to the Spiritual Qi Inspection Bureau first."

"The new regulations have just been promulgated. According to the strength introduction above, this masked youth should be in the early stage of Qi refining..."

"Although he is wearing a mask, I feel that he must be very handsome."

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Tourists are swiping their screens one after another. There are quite a few awakened cultivators, but the only one with such a handsome posture as the young man is Scorpion Tail.Most of the tourists focused on Su Yi, but very few people noticed Su Yi's booth.

With such a strong youth mask, the products they sell should be the same, right?This is a proper living advertisement.Huaxia has developed transportation, and it takes less than two days to travel from Tiannan to Haibei. Some activists are already planning a trip to Mount Tai...

"Master Tiger?"

The video of the 'mysterious man' was spreading on the Internet at the speed of light. In a high-end entertainment club in the southern province of China, a blond man shook the red wine in his hand and focused his attention on the Doberman pinscher in the video.

After three years, I never thought Master Tiger was still alive.

Spirit beast?

The blond man is pensive.

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"Dear tourists and friends, our current location is the top of Longjiao Mountain, which is about three kilometers away from Mount Tai..." In the early morning, accompanied by the unevaporated rain and dew, a young man with a strong figure and a peaked cap held his mobile phone , while Science said.

The man was carrying a Doberman pinscher by his side, climbing up and down extremely heroically.

This person and one dog are exactly Su Yi and the Doberman pinscher.

The small gathering spirit pill brought by Su Yi has been sold out, and it will take about three days for his next batch to be refined.Su Yi had a free time in the morning, so he didn't have anything to do, so Su Yi directly registered an account on the live broadcast app.

Su Yi plans to broadcast some basic aura theory knowledge live, so that practitioners in Huaxia can avoid sideways.You can also earn some Starlight Coins.

Mosquitoes are still meat no matter how small they are.

The author has something to say: Blonde man: You must have forgotten about me~ [Light a cigarette]~