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Yingli never expected that what Jie Xi said about coming out to meet on Sunday actually meant a date.

At this moment, he was holding a bucket of popcorn in his left hand and two cups of Coke in his right hand. He looked at Jie Xida, who was still wearing a mask and sunglasses in the movie theater, talking to the conductor at the front desk with a look of surprise.

Wang Jiexi: Please give me two tickets for Interstellar XX.

Conductor: Excuse me, the tickets for Interstellar XX are sold out at this point, and there is one hour left for the next show, what do you think?

Wang Jiexi: Apart from Interstellar XX, are there any other movies that start soon?

Conductor: Now... "Once Upon a Time" will start in 5 minutes, and there are two seats in the sixth row near the middle. This movie is very suitable for couples to watch... .

Wang Jiexi: That's it.

After buying the tickets, Wang Jiexi took the Coke from Ying Li's hand, and the two checked the tickets and entered the arena under the surprised gaze of the conductor.

After entering the arena, Ying Li finally understood what the conductor said was suitable for couples to watch.

At least [-]% of the people who came to see this movie are couples, and [-]% of them are girlfriends.

In the combination of men and women, or women and women, the pair of men and women of the two of them seemed particularly abrupt.

Fortunately, the environment in the movie theater was dim, and not many people noticed their existence. On Yingli's left were two girls. The moment they sat down, they started discussing in low voices.

Girl A: I haven’t watched a literary film for hundreds of years, but you actually dragged me to watch this, I’m afraid I’ll fall asleep halfway through watching it.

Girl B: But Interstellar XX is out of tickets, and you don’t want to wait for an hour. At worst, let’s watch this scene before going to Interstellar XX

Girl A: I feel that the whole movie theater smells like dog food, and only the two of us smell like single dogs.

Girl B: Who said that, look at the two guys next to you...

When saying this, girl B's voice was obviously lowered a lot, but Ying Li still heard it. The next second, he felt two eyes falling on him, and then he heard girl A approaching. Whispering next to girl B's ear, "I'll go, these two look like a couple at first glance..."

Girl B: How do you know?

Girl A complained in a low voice: How can there be two normal old men who not only form a team to watch a literary film, but also share a popcorn bucket. If you mess up girls, we will leave us ugly bastards to dislike each other...

Ying Li silently withdrew his hand that was going to grab the popcorn, picked up the coke beside him and took a sip.

Do all the girls now have a gay identification function...

After a commercial, the movie officially begins.

The previous episode was very happy, and the girl next door said that she might fall asleep when she saw half of it, she laughed the most at the moment. Ying Li felt that his laughing point might be slightly different from others, so he felt that this episode was not funny.

He turned his head to observe Jie Xidada who was next to him secretly, and unexpectedly found that Jie Xida was staring at the screen motionlessly, seemingly engrossed.

Originally, he didn't have much interest in this movie, but since Jie Xi watched it so seriously, it meant that the movie might really be good.

Ying Li restrained himself and began to watch this literary film seriously.

One of the characteristics of Chinese youth literary films is that no matter how happy the process is, the ending must be tragic.

Youth without regrets is not youth.

The director seems to want to explain this to the audience through the film. In the second half of the story, the hero and heroine misunderstand each other for various reasons. In the end, the two deeply in love are like two intersecting lines. After getting close to each other and successfully intersecting once, They gradually drifted away and went their separate ways.

When the abuse point of the play reached its climax, the sobbing sound came from every corner of the movie theater one after another.

Wang Jiexi opened his eyes under the sunglasses. Maybe he stayed up late last night. When the movie was just shown, he fell asleep while staring at the screen.

The constant crying in the movie theater was too strong. He opened his eyes and looked at the hero and heroine hugging each other on the big screen in front of him, and yawned.The girl next to her choked up, and the boyfriend sitting next to her kept passing her tissues.

Wang Jiexi turned his head and glanced at Yingli next to him. It just so happened that the movie had a pure white background at the moment, and the faint white light reflected on the face of the person next to him, illuminating his reddened eye sockets at the moment.

Wang Jiexi: "..."

Maybe this movie is not as boring as he imagined?

A few minutes later, Wang Jiexi took out his phone and checked the time.

There's still half an hour left...

He noticed that Ying Li glanced at him, but the environment of the movie theater was dim, and he was wearing sunglasses, so Ying Li didn't notice that although his face was facing the screen, his eyes were actually looking to the side.

Then he saw Ying Li pick up his cup of Coke, which was still half full, and carefully put the cold paper cup on his eyes, and then, as if afraid of being discovered, he tried to cover it up. The Coke was taken down and took a sip before putting it aside.

Wang Jiexi felt that the reactions of the people around him were much more interesting than the movies.

When the movie ended, the girls basically had a pair of red and swollen eyes. Ying Li's eyes were the same as when they first entered the movie, except that there was a slight redness at the corners of the eyes.

"The movie was not bad."

Wang Jiexi threw the empty coke cup into the trash can, turned around and said to Ying Li.

"Ah."

Yingli nodded in agreement.

Some of the romantic dramas he usually watches with his mother are basically silly and sweet happy endings. I haven't really come into contact with such endings that end in tragedy.

He didn't quite understand why two people who clearly loved each other, understood each other, thought of each other, and had no obstruction from family and society, why they separated in the end because of a trivial matter.

"I am not sure as well."

Wang Jiexi replied.

"what?"

Ying Li was at a loss as to why Jie Xi suddenly said this, and only later did he realize that he seemed to have expressed his inner feelings just now.

"Uh... I just sent it out of feeling..."

Yingli was a little embarrassed.

"Ah."

Wang Jiexi nodded, no expression could be discerned from the face covered by the mask and sunglasses.

"But if it were me, as long as you still like me, I won't let you go."

Ying Li was stunned for a moment, "Then if you don't like me..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Wang Jiexi.

"As long as you still like me, this if does not exist."

Before Yingli could react, there was a complaint from the side.

"I rely on the current gays to be so flirtatious..."

Ying Li looked in the direction of the voice, and met a pair of red and swollen eyes from crying.

It was the girl A next door who said she would fall asleep halfway through a literary film.

Seemingly noticing that Ying Li was looking at them, girl B next to her pulled her clothes to make her speak softer.

"They both dared to flirt with each other in public, so they were afraid that we would say it."

Girl A said indifferently, but her voice was indeed lowered a bit.

Yingli pondered for a moment, glanced at Wang Jiexi, who was covered tightly by the mask and sunglasses, and reached out to grab his hand.

He is really not afraid.

Girl A let out a cry of grief.

After the movie ended, it was just time for dinner. Every food shop in the shopping mall was overcrowded at the moment. The two walked around for several floors but couldn't find a shop with vacant seats, and there were no seats at the door of every shop. Fewer people waiting in line to dine.

Yingli ate a few steamed buns in the morning, and he had already digested them in the movie theater. Now, walking around the mall, the aroma of various foods scrambled to stimulate his olfactory nerves. Posted on the back.

"There is an old Beijing noodle restaurant near the shopping mall. The taste is not bad. Why don't you go there?"

After wandering around for a long time, Wang Jiexi couldn't find any place to eat. Wang Jiexi remembered that the noodle shop he had been to a few times before seemed to be nearby.

"Ah."

Yingli nodded and agreed, even if he was only given white rice now, he would be able to eat several bowls.

Because of the weekend, even an unremarkable small noodle restaurant on the side of the road near the shopping mall was overcrowded, but fortunately, when the two of them passed by, there happened to be a table that was vacant after eating.

Although the store was small, it was well-kept. Wang Jiexi ordered a bowl of old Beijing noodles with fried sauce. Ying Li looked at the menu posted on the wall for a while, and ordered a large bowl of beef noodles.

The noodles with fried sauce were served first. After Wang Jiexi mixed the noodles and meat sauce side dishes in the bowl evenly, he picked up the jar of chili sauce on the side, one spoon after another, and didn't stop until he had scooped a full five tablespoons.

Facing Shang Yingli's surprised eyes, his expression instantly became a little serious.

"I think I have to confess something to you."

He poked the chili sauce piled up in the bowl with his chopsticks, and said solemnly, "Actually, I can eat spicy food very well."

Ying Li suddenly remembered that when they were eating grilled fish in Q City, Jie Xi asked him if he could eat spicy food, and he answered no. This bowl of noodles is the same today.

When Yingli's beef noodles were served, he stared intently at the coriander floating on top of the noodle soup, and in the next second, he picked up his chopsticks and prepared to pick them out one by one.

Then another pair of chopsticks stopped him.

Wang Jiexi put all the coriander in his bowl back into his own bowl. For some reason, Ying Li always had the feeling that when watching a family ethics drama, his father would take something that the child didn't like from the child's bowl and put it in his own bowl. Sense of sight.

He glanced at the big red slice in the opposite bowl, hesitated for a moment, picked up the hot sauce jar next to it, scooped two spoonfuls and put it in his own bowl.

Then there was no more, he didn't even know that the owner of this shop was so honest, the chili sauce was made with millet pepper.

After eating a bowl of noodles, his mouth almost completely lost consciousness.

Wang Jiexi bought him a bottle of ice water, and looked at his red and swollen lips with some amusement.

"If you can't take spicy food, it's better not to try the hot sauce here. Last time Huang Shaotian came here, he only took one bite and then he was quiet."

Ying Li held ice water and applied his mouth. Whether it was inside or outside the mouth, there was a burning pain at the moment. He was stunned for a moment when he heard Wang Jiexi's words. He clearly remembered that when he was in Q City, Jie Xi said Guo Huang Shaotian is very good at spicy food.

So he switched himself with Huang Shaotian at the time, right...

After a few minutes, the pungent feeling in the mouth still hasn't dissipated, the sky has completely darkened, and the ice water in his hand has changed from cold at the beginning to normal temperature.

Ying Li was already ready to stare at a sausage mouth and go home, which was fine, at most he would be laughed at by Ying Qin.

"I remembered that I read on the Internet that there is a method that can quickly relieve spicy food. Do you want to try it?"

When walking to a park, Wang Jiexi, who was walking in front, suddenly turned his head, and his eyes fell on Yingli's mouth, which had not yet subsided.

Should leave the nod.

His mouth is still in a state of unconsciousness for the time being, and he may not be able to articulate his words clearly, so he can only nod to express his approval.

As soon as he finished nodding, he saw the face of the person opposite him getting closer and closer. The next second, he suddenly felt a soft touch on the lips that should have been unconscious.

"..."

Following the sensation of the lips, Yingli lost the consciousness of the brain again.

......

"What's the matter with your mouth?"

When they got home, Ying Qin pointed to Ying Li's swollen mouth and asked.

Ying answered without changing his face: "Eat chili."

Ying Qin glared at him coldly, "You can bite your mouth open with a chili pepper!"

Yingli: "..."

The author has something to say:

Daily embarrassment achieved (1/1)

Isn't it normal to bite your mouth open when you eat chili? 【Serious】

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My name is Liu Guang, I am a time traveler

The place where I live now is a small village

I once thought I was traveling through a country love story

Until I was stabbed by that good-looking rabbit eye at the entrance of the village

I just realized

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