[Full-time expert] Tiny Herb True Love Powder

The Zurich River flows quietly in the dark night, and the night breeze brings a pleasant coolness, gently blowing the broken hair on the forehead of passers-by.

"You've just......"

Ying Li stared at the people next to him, thinking that he might have heard hallucinations or misheard just now.

"I said let's get married here."

Wang Jiexi looked at him calmly, and repeated what he said just now.

"Who with whom?"

"I'm with you."

Yingli was petrified on the spot.

After a while, he stretched out his right index finger, pointed at Wang Jiexi, and pointed at himself.

"You and me? Married?"

Wang Jiexi nodded.

Should be petrified again.

"why......"

In the past, being able to say a word to Jie Xi would have been enough for him to be happy for decades, but now when he hears the word "marriage", Ying Li's mood at this time is more bewildered than happy.

"Because same-sex marriage is not yet supported in China."

What Wang Jiexi said was quite an understatement, as if saying that the version of a computer does not support the operation of a game.

"I mean why...get...married..."

He stuttered for a long time to contemplate the last two words before saying them out.

"We are both over the legal age of marriage, why not get married."

Wang Jiexi answered as it should.

Ying Li was stunned, what was the reason?

Wang Jiexi frowned, "You like me, and I like you too, shouldn't we get married if we are happy?"

Then he looked at Ying Li who was in a daze, with a serious face, "Or, do you want to whore for nothing?"

"?!!!"

As a hardcore local tyrant's true fan who has provided Tiny Herb's official wallet for eight years without leaving any official merchandise, and Wang Jiexi's merchandise has always been three copies, this is the first time I heard the word "whore for nothing" from someone. two words.

I still heard it from the owner who bought the most peripherals.

At this moment, Ying Li really wanted to have the skills of a certain blue fat man's free door, and took the man next to him to his room to see the mountains of surroundings that he had collected in the past eight years, so as to prove that he was definitely not whoring for nothing.

Aggrieved, Yingli opened her Alipay bill, and showed the transaction records of Wang Buliuxing and others who had just purchased recently to the person next to her.

"I didn't whore for nothing."

Wang Jiexi glanced at the number on it, and was silent for a moment.

"I bought all the surrounding areas."

Ying Li scrolled down, basically all of the above were his consumption records of purchasing official merchandise.

"You didn't buy it all."

Wang Jiexi suddenly spoke up.

Ying Li was stunned. He was seriously thinking about whether he really missed something and didn't buy it. After thinking for a while, he came to a conclusion.

Absolutely not!

Even though he only became a Tiny Herb fan in the third season, he bought all the official weeks of the first and second seasons from the Internet at high prices, and there is absolutely no official week that he missed or didn't buy.

unless......

"Is there going to be a new merchandise?"

Ying Li was a little excited, he felt his Zhi X Bao was about to move.

Wang Jiexi nodded, "Yes."

"When?"

"just."

Very good, start to prepare to chop hands.

and many more......

Ying Li thought of his poor Zhi X Treasure at this time, looked at Wang Jiexi hesitantly, and asked a question falteringly.

"Expensive...is it expensive?"

"Only four dollars and five."

"what?"

Yingli was shocked, so cheap? !

Even pirated peripherals are not that cheap.

But since Jiexi said so much...

Could it be to celebrate the great reward of the national team winning the championship...

The official who has always only known to mislead money will find out one day with conscience?

Ying Li couldn't help but fell into deep thought while he couldn't believe it.

I always feel that I am digressing. The topic he discussed with Jie Xi at the beginning seems not to be this...

But what the hell!If the official really offered four yuan and five merchandise, then he would definitely be able to buy the official bankrupt.

I just don't know if this is a limited edition...

Wait, if it's really a limited edition, then you must grab it, and judging from Tiny Herb's official urination over the years, there is definitely only one limited edition.

Ying Li woke up from his contemplation, looked at Captain Tiny Herb beside him, and asked nervously, "Is it a limited edition?"

Wang Jiexi nodded, giving him an affirmative answer.

Ying Li fell into deep thought again.

In the past, every time he was able to grab the limited edition, it was inseparable from his god-like internet speed, but now he is abroad, but the number is domestic, and he dare not open his own data network when he is outside the wifi coverage area. , the cost of international traffic is comparable to the sky-high price, and he is absolutely unable to afford it so far because of his tight life.

This is also the reason why he didn't know any news about the official release of new peripherals.

Logically speaking, from the official launch of the new peripherals to the official sale, there is usually a buffer period for pre-sales. They should return to China tomorrow, and they should be in time.

Yingli has planned all the panic buying plans, and now all he has to do is go back to China and squat next to the computer to grab the limited edition.

Speaking of which, he still doesn't know what peripheral products will be officially released this time.

But since the national team has just won, the only member of the national team in Tiny Herb is Jie Xida, and Tiny Herb's official website should release a merch related to Jie Xida.

In that way, he will have another peripheral related to Jiexi hehehe...

It should be bubbling happily in the centrifuge.

"When can I buy it?"

Ying Li looked at Wang Jiexi, and the eagerness in his tone gradually couldn't be concealed.

Wang Jiexi gave him an answer that made him feel desperate.

"Now."

Ying Li was stunned for a few seconds, then subconsciously took out his phone to turn on the data traffic, and calmed down the moment his finger touched the screen.

It must be too late to grab it at this time, and it must have been robbed by someone. What needs to be considered now is to find the person who robbed it, and then buy it back from him at a high price.

If a thousand times is not enough, ten thousand times should be fine...

Ying Li selectively forgot that his Zhi X Bao was poor and useless.

"What's around?"

Ying Li, who had already decided to buy back at a high price, became curious about the real body of this [-] yuan limited edition merchandise.

He really couldn't imagine what kind of accessories he could buy for four yuan, but it seemed that Blue Rain had released a facial tissue with Huang Shaotian's face printed on it before, so he couldn't buy back only one pack of facial tissue with [-].

But if it has Jie Xida's signature on it, it doesn't seem to be a loss...

"Marriage certificate."

"???"

Ying Li thought he was hallucinating again.

"I don't know if you need a marriage certificate to get married here in Zurich, so let's follow the domestic standard. I remember that the domestic marriage certificate is 9 yuan, and half of it is [-] yuan for one person..."

Wang Jiexi said it with a serious face, while Ying Li was confused.

They were talking about things around them just now, why did they suddenly turn to marriage?

"That... around..."

Yingli tried to change the subject again.

Wang Jiexi stopped and looked at him. For some reason, being looked at by him like this made Yingli feel a little guilty inexplicably.

"I'm not talking to you about the surrounding things."

Wang Jiexi's tone was very calm, as if he was talking about the fine weather today.

Yingli Dahan, you were clearly talking about marriage just now.

"I remember that all the peripherals with my signature were bought by you."

"..."

Ying Li's eyes wandered, but he didn't dare to meet the eyes of the people next to him.

"This time around there will be my signature, but it's different from before. This time, I will write my full name on the signature, but there is a condition..."

Speaking of this, he stopped, he heard half of what he was obedient, and Ying Li, who was hooked by Jie Xi's large and complete signature, couldn't help turning his head to meet those asymmetrical eyes.

Those were not a special pair of eyes, except that they were not symmetrical, and they were no different from ordinary people's eyes. The brown pupils that Asians often have looked more like pure black at night.

Like the Zurich River flowing quietly in the dark night, it is quiet and gentle.

His eyes reflected the lights of Zurich at night, like stars twinkling in the night sky.

"What conditions..."

Facing such a pair of eyes, Ying Liqing couldn't help being bewitched.

The corner of the man's mouth curled up slightly, and there seemed to be stars shining in his eyes.

"You have to sign it too."

"..."

Seeing the smile of the person in front of him, Ying Li, who was fascinated by the beauty, went blank, and almost subconsciously blurted out the words "I sign".

But when the words came to his lips, he suddenly woke up again. He stared blankly at the person beside him who he had liked for so many years, with the corners of his eyes drooping slightly, he did not speak, and buried all his emotions in his eyes.

He cannot sign.

The author has something to say:

Jessie: Do you want to sign?

Me: sign, sign, husband, I will sign where you point (*/ω＼*)

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