[Full-time expert] Tiny Herb True Love Powder

It was already dark when Yingli got home. His mother was cooking dinner in the kitchen. It seemed that he had made soup tonight. He smelled a strong smell of meat as soon as he entered the house.

His father was sitting on the sofa and looking at the newspaper in his hand with a pair of glasses.

"dad."

Ying Li saw his father and called him.

"Ah."

His father responded casually, without raising his head, and continued to stare at the newspaper in his hand.

"How does it feel to climb the Great Wall today?"

Ying Qin was sitting on the other side of the sofa, and was playing with a mobile phone in his hand, but when he saw Ying Li came back, he put down his mobile phone to talk to him.

"tired."

Ying Li poured himself a glass of water, turned around to look at Ying Qin, thought for a while and choked out another sentence.

"happy."

Then he took the water and went back to his room.

Although very tired, but very happy.

Ying Qin soon understood what his younger brother meant. Thinking about how he wanted to take him to Xiangshan, he refused because he was too tired to go after climbing the mountain.

Can climbing a mountain be as tiring as climbing the Great Wall?

Thinking of this, Ying Qin's teeth itch with anger.

Ying Li went back to his room and buried himself in the bed. He was really tired today, his body was covered in sweat after climbing the Great Wall, but he was so tired that he didn't even have the strength to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

Every cell in the body was screaming for pain, and the muscles around the calves were sore and swollen, as if dozens of kilograms of lead weights were tied to them, and they were so heavy that they could hardly be lifted.

He took out his mobile phone from his pocket, poked open the WeChat icon, and opened the chat interface that had been in the designated position all the time. Yingli tapped on the mobile phone keyboard, edited a long paragraph of text, thought about it and deleted it all, and then edited again. Deleted again, repeated several times like this, and finally made up my mind to send a message.

Ying Li: I'm home.

After sending this message, he has been staring at the chat interface without moving. One minute passed, two minutes passed, and ten minutes passed.

"Xiao Li, I'm out for dinner."

The fucking voice came from the living room, Ying Li glanced at the still unchanged chat interface, felt a little disappointed, took out the charger from the bag to charge the phone, and then dragged his exhausted body to the living room.

They are not allowed to play with mobile phones during meals, even keeping them on their bodies.

His mother stewed corn ribs soup today, and specially filled a big bowl for him, but Yingli was so tired that he couldn't even hold up his chopsticks, and he didn't have any appetite at all. After a few mouthfuls of soup, he said he was full Yes, I pushed the bowl and went back to the bedroom.

"I only ate so much, it seems that I am really tired."

Mother Ying looked at the almost untouched food in Yingli's bowl, and said with some distress.

"I think he was overjoyed."

Ying Qin stuffed a piece of ribs into his mouth and said slowly.

Yingli went back to the room, turned on the phone, the top chat interface remained unchanged, Yingli turned off the power button to let the phone continue to charge, then took out a change of pajamas from the closet, and walked towards the bathroom.

When Yingli came out of the shower, her eyes were almost too sleepy to keep her eyes open, and when she was drying her hair, she basically dozed off while doing it.

After finally drying her hair, Yingli lay on the bed, resisting the flood of sleepiness, and poked the phone again without changing his mind.

The chat interface, which had always been on the top, finally changed. Ying Li's eyes widened, and he became more energetic.

Master Jiexi: Well, it’s hard work.

Master Jiexi: I'm home too.

Master Jie Xi: Huang Shaotian said he wanted to create a group and asked me to bring you in, do you want to join?

Ying Li saw at the end, before his brain gave an instruction, he had already typed a word on the phone and sent it out quickly.

Should leave: plus.

After sending this news, Ying Li regretted it for a moment. He felt that he should carefully consider his words. At least it should look more formal and polite. The word "um" seems to be very perfunctory.

Jie Xi would think that he is not polite, or he should re-edit a paragraph and send it, but would it be redundant...

Before he could finish tangling, the system reminded him that he was invited by Master Jie Xi to join the [Post-00 Passionate/Love Driving Group].

Ying Li looked at the phone, momentarily at a loss for words.

The phone vibrated, and someone sent a message in this group, and the first one to speak was Jie Xi, who seemed to be complaining about the weird name of this group.

Wang Jiexi: Huang Shaotian, what the hell name did you choose?

The super invincible handsome in the universe, the world's number one sword master: What's wrong, there is nothing wrong with this name, how deep, connotative, and cultured it is, what do you think, captain.

After a few seconds, Blue Rain's captain followed suit, but instead of typing, he only sent a smiling expression.

Just as Ying Li was about to type to express his support for Jie Xi's opinion, he saw another message from him.

Wang Jiexi: I was in 99, thank you.

Ying Li's hand that was about to type froze on the phone screen.

After several seconds, Ying Li silently sent a message.

Ying Li: Me too.

The universe's super invincible handsome sword master, the world's number one sword master: That's fine, I'll go and change my name, this name will be fine, it's real, appropriate, simple and clear.

"..."

Ying Li looked at the group name that had been changed to [Leader Blue Rain Tiny Herb's Exclusive Private Photo Collection], and didn't know what to say for a moment.

The super invincible handsome in the universe, the world's number one swordsman, Da Da: I almost forgot about your friend Lao Wang, I will change my name again.

After Huang Shaotian dropped this sentence, within a few seconds, the system prompted the universe's super invincible handsome world's number one swordsman to change the group name to [Exclusive private photo album of Blue Rain Tiny Herb Captain and their friends ♂]

Wang Jiexi: What the hell is that philosophical symbol?

Super invincible and handsome in the universe, the number one swordsman in the world: What philosophical symbols, Lao Wang, I seriously suspect that what you usually see are some unnutritious things, which represent male gender symbols. Understandable, don’t you think it’s called a boyfriend? It is easy for people to misunderstand, and male friends will make people feel like they are trying to hide it. It seems more normal to use symbols instead.

Yu Wenzhou: Then why not just remove the gender and keep only friends.

The universe is super invincible and handsome, the world's number one swordsman: Captain, you don't understand this, we are public figures anyway, if one day the information on WeChat is accidentally leaked, others see this group, "friends" these two This word is easy to misunderstand. Who knows whether this friend refers to a man or a woman, it is better to indicate the gender at the beginning, so as to avoid misunderstanding by others.

Wang Jiexi: I think the water meter will be checked by the Internet/police before this group is leaked by the media.

……

Ying Li felt that the lofty image of the top gods of the alliance in his mind collapsed in an instant.

The author has something to say:

I also want to join that group_(:з」∠)_