You probably don't understand the beauty of this fox

The cactus cried very sadly.

During the day, I couldn't help squatting down and touching the cactus, "What's wrong with you? Don't cry, let me buy you French fries."

The cactus demon grows bigger immediately, and sees that Zhou Li is about to hug him, but is stopped by him, because there are many small thorns on the cactus, and if he does not do it, he will be covered with thorns.

"You're right, she doesn't love me at all, she just likes the money I stole for her." The cactus demon burst into tears.

He cried very sadly, and was at a loss for a while during the day, he didn't know how to comfort the cactus demon, he had never tasted the feeling of being broken in love, Mu'er has always loved him very much, and he loved Mu'er very much.

"I have nowhere to go, so I came here to look for you. I only know you." The cactus demon lowered his head sadly. The first thing he saw after he became a demon was that woman. He was madly infatuated with her. The money in the world is very useful, so he stole it for her. Later, the girl wanted to sleep with him when she reached the age of marriage, but the cactus demon could not have sex because his dick had not turned into a human form, and he was afraid of hurting her. .

She began to suspect that this was a rich second generation who didn't have the function of going to bed. She cheated the cactus demon of all his money and wanted to marry someone else instead.

"She's getting married tomorrow." The cactus demon cried uncomfortably. Even if he turned into a human form, the girl still didn't like him, only liked the money he stole.

"So, you might as well practice hard. Why do you humiliate yourself for someone who doesn't love you?" Zhou Li comforted him, and brought him a box of Michelin cakes from the refrigerator by the way: "Mu'er said that in the fairy tale It's all a lie, Cinderella doesn't usually marry a prince."

"Are you saying I'm a prince?" The cactus demon was a little happy.

"I said you are the cactus in the prince's bedroom." Zhou Li emphasized: "Think about it, the prince didn't even marry Cinderella home, so how could Cinderella meet the cactus?"

The cactus demon is a bit embarrassing, Ma Pi, is this comforting people?This is obviously hitting people.

"So, you'd better go back and practice hard, and when you become human completely, you can find true love." Zhou Li comforted him: "Otherwise, you have no culture, no education, no car, no house, and a girl from another family..." Why should I look at you?"

"Don't you have one too?" The cactus demon was very puzzled, why he was doing so badly, and Zhou Li not only became a big star but also gained a beautiful love.

"Who says I don't have it? I know how to add and subtract within two hundred and fifty. I still have Mu'er." Arguing in the daytime, I have nothing to do with this kind of idiot.Can he be the same as him?He looked like a demon with a high level of education, otherwise, how could Mu'er have taken a fancy to him, and how could she have been so fascinated by him.

"Brother, listen to my advice, go back and practice hard." Zhou Li persuaded him: "I am different from you, I have a man to support me, let me play with you for a few days, swipe my man's card to treat you to a big meal .”

The cactus demon is heartbroken, and Xiu En will soon know if she loves her to death.

During the day, I spent two steel coins to invite the cactus demon to eat two steamed buns, stuffed with cabbage, the kind without any meat...

The cactus demon wanted to stuff the two buns into Zhou Li's chest, it would be best to press one on each side.

He pinched the two buns indignantly, and he was still full of emotions during the day, because he changed into a pair of particularly sexy underwear today, and Mu'er would definitely be unable to control his desire when he came back from work at night, so he couldn't wait to throw him down...

The cactus demon held two cabbage buns and looked at Zhou Li with a lewd smile on his face. He suddenly felt terrified, Nima, this vixen is an embarrassment to our demon world. He is so hungry and thirsty, the world is getting worse.

"It's so kind of you. Everyone supports you to be with Young Master Xin. It's going smoothly and smoothly, which is simply enviable." When the cactus demon thought of the comparison with himself in the daytime, he was so sad that he wanted to cry. He was so happy in the daytime, and the person he liked She didn't mind that he was a demon at all, and she took such good care of him.

"Not everyone supports me. Mu'er's father and brother don't support me, and they don't like me either." Thinking of his sad things in the daytime, he instantly felt Romeo and Juliet, Cowherd and Weaver Girl, Pleasant Goat and Daddy. Gray Wolf, Xiong Da Xiong Er and Bald Qiang, Liang Shanbo and Ma Wencai are not so beautiful...

Even if Mu'er's father and brother disagreed with them being together, they still lived happily, and that was enough.After all, life is for yourself.

The cactus demon was also depressed: "But you are doing well, I am different, the person I like doesn't like me."

The two hugged each other and talked about sad things, Zhouli now felt that the cactus demon was too pitiful.

In order to comfort the cactus demon, the two demons drank a lot at home during the day, and drank all the white wine and beer in the house. The cactus demon smiled and said to the day: "I will tell you a secret, our plant demon pills are all It's the same, it's just the relationship between the depth of the demon power...but animals can't use our demon pills, animal monsters can only absorb the demon power, and the demon pills can't be integrated at all. This is what my grandma told me before she died Well, when you absorb the demon power of the demon core, the demon core will no longer exist..."

"So, I just need to absorb the demon power as soon as possible?" Zhou Li asked.

"Well, you are my only friend, and I won't hurt you." The cactus demon smiled, and picked up a can of beer while laughing: "I'm the only friend of yours, you are so kind to me, you are a good demon , if I open my eyes and see you for the first time, I will avoid a lot of detours..."

Xin Muchao came home at night and smelled the smell of wine, he was throbbing, I wipe it, has the house been burglarized?

He walked into the house anxiously, and saw Tian Li wagging his tail at a hulk, who was holding a bottle of white wine and gurgling.

"Master, this..." Feng Xi walked in and watched, the scene was too spectacular.

He hugged Foxball, "Take this Hulk out."

"Where do you take it out? Will you catch a cold?" Feng Xi was a little worried, thinking that his young master had acted a little unkindly, and the Hulk was also a friend during the day after all.

"He's a cactus, he can live wherever he inserts it, and he can find a place in the garden to plant it overnight." Xin Muchao said angrily.

Feng Xi had no choice but to accept his fate, holding the Hulk in the rose garden.

Xin Muchao carried Zhouli upstairs, and just after getting a pot of hot water from the bathroom, he saw Zhouli unbuttoning his clothes and taking off his pants to cool his beautiful and sexy... panties!

Feeling dizzy during the day and feeling uncomfortable in his stomach, Xin Muchao put the hangover soup into a baby bottle, and kept his sexy underwear cool with the bottle in his mouth during the day.

Xin Muchao wanted to cover him with a quilt, but he kicked the quilt away, stretched out his arms to hug Mu'er, grinning and blushing.

Xin Muchao held him in his arms because he couldn't do anything, wiped his body, and wriggled in his arms cooperatively during the day.

It's really beautiful to be seductive.

In the middle of the day, I remembered something and said: "I'll show you a striptease."

Xin Muchao looked at him, his whole body was covered with underwear, and if he took it off again, he would be naked.

So during the day, he stood on the bed and danced a striptease. Anyway, it was just howling ghosts and howling wolves. Xin Muchao was speechless watching him strip naked and jump around on the bed.

"Friends over there, please tell me loudly, who do you like?" Zhou Li shouted, putting his hand to his ear as if he was listening to something.

"During the day." There seemed to be an overwhelming voice.

During the day, he tore off his underwear and jumped on the bed, which was torn to pieces by him.

Xin Muchao stood by the bed helplessly watching the fox ball bouncing on the bed...

He sang a song: "Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Yangyang, Lazy Goat... Let's all come together..."

Foxball was so tired that he lay on the bed motionless.

Xin Muchao walked over.

During the day, I hugged Xin Muchao and went drunk: "For the sake of you kneeling on the washboard and crying and begging for forgiveness, I will forgive you. Be good in the future and serve Benhu well. Benhu will give you delicious food." .”

Xin Mu frowned, was he the one that Zhou Li said?Crying and begging for forgiveness, how is it possible?

I'm afraid this brain is not drunk.

Who knew that Zhou Li took out a painting at random, "Look at you, hug my thigh, cry, please forgive me."

Xin Muchao's face changed drastically when he saw the painting, and he explained tirelessly during the day: "Look at me, I have one, two, three, seven-pack abs!"

Xin Muchao looked at his flat stomach, not to mention abdominal muscles, not even fat.

"This is a washboard. You knelt on the washboard and begged me for forgiveness. Wow, hahaha, you even touched my abs enviously..." Zhouli immediately imagined that Mu'er was stroking his abs and saying enviously : Ball, your abs are so nice to touch...

Xin Muchao looked at the bird-cold Fox Ball with a baby bottle in his mouth and smiled obsessively, explaining the meaning of this painting while laughing.

So, that night, Mr. Huqiu knelt on the washboard and was fucked by Mu'er until his throat became hoarse from crying.

Numbness, leg pain, butt pain...

Foxball explained the meaning of the painting with practical actions that night, and ruined the painting with tears and semen. Kneeling on the washboard was so uncomfortable!

The next day, Huqiu woke up with a hoarse and dry voice, and when he sat up, his butt hurt like hell, and when he saw the pieces of panties all over the floor, wow, Mu'er was really fascinated by him, it was so wild.

He walked downstairs slowly to get some milk to drink, when he saw Mu Er was cooking something for him downstairs.

Mu'er who can learn to cook for him is really kind. Although the butt hurts, the pain is worth it.

He walked over slowly, wanting to see what was cooking in the pot.

He saw a mobile phone boiling in the pot.

He suddenly turned pale with fright.

If he ate his mobile phone, he would definitely die. He didn't care about the pain in his ass, and hurried upstairs. He didn't know how to post on the Internet, so he could only ask Xibeifeng and Aogu for help.

"Uncle, save me quickly." During the day, he dialed Ao Gu's phone and cell phone.

"What's the matter?" It was Xibeifeng who answered the phone, and Xibeifeng envied Tianli very much in his heart, a hundred times a night should not be too beautiful.

"I suspect that Mu'er's soul has been taken over by demons." Zhou Li burst out a very magical sentence.

"What?" Northwest Feng didn't respond.

"Not only did he turn me over and over on the washboard all night, he even cooked the phone for me to eat." Zhou Li said.

After hearing this, Xibeifeng wanted to scold his mother, but he only heard the first sentence clearly, and he pressed it on the washboard to dry all night.

a whole night.

Long-lasting men are really beautiful.

Why won't Augu's soul be occupied by demons?

Northwest Wind turned off his phone enviously and jealously. This kid doesn't respect the old and love the young at all. He shows off to the adults every day for a man who lasts a long time, and he doesn't envy him at all...

Yes, not envious at all, Xibeifeng hurriedly bought a book "Summoning the Dark Lord" online, hoping that the great Dark Lord can also possess Ao Gu's soul.

Xin Muchao was cooking porridge during the day, and he could only eat liquid food during the day these days, so he used his mobile phone to connect to the online chef to teach him how to make delicious food. Do not do it again.

When he went upstairs with a bowl of fragrant white rice porridge, he was so frightened that he hid under the quilt during the day.

"Qiu, get up and eat something." Xin Muchao coaxed.

Tired physically and mentally during the day, he protested softly: "I won't eat."

"It's very delicious." Xin Muchao continued to coax.

During the day, he strictly protested: "Don't eat."

"You must eat." Xin Muchao was stern.

During the day, he immediately pretended to be pitiful: "I feel that I am not serious about my work and I am sorry for my three meals a day, so I can't eat."

Xin Muchao laughed: "It's not that I can't support you, if you don't want to work, then don't work."

During the day, he solemnly protested: "I lost the ball, and I feel very uncomfortable. I'm ashamed of you. I can't eat. I want to make up for my guilt."

Xin Muchao tore off the quilt, hugged Zhouli fiercely in his arms and said, "You can't eat, I'll feed you..."

"Help." Struggling during the day, when he saw a bowl of porridge, he was taken aback: "Where's the phone? Could it be boiled?"

He tossed and turned in the bowl but couldn't find the phone: "Where's the phone? Did you eat it?"

Ma Pi, my man is so scary that he eats his mobile phone!

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small theater:

Mu'er: Fortunately, there is no small ball, otherwise, the IQ of Uncle Qiu can at least be lowered to the lowest level of the people in the country