You probably don't understand the beauty of this fox
Chapter 40: Foxball is a saboteur
The waves rushed over and hugged Gu Yuchen, weeping so hard that Gu Yuchen's heart was about to drop. Fortunately, the waves didn't hurt him, they just hugged him and cried hard. If it was a big white snake, he would be afraid, but now he sees a little girl crying It's sad and my heart softens.
Xin Muchao walked up to Gu Yuchen, "Actually, monsters are not scary in this world, and some people's hearts are scarier than monsters."
Gu Yuchen faltered and said, "Boss, that's a monster."
Xin Muchao: "You have been with Zhou Li for so long, has Zhou Li ever harmed you? Has he ever harmed anyone?"
Gu Yuchen shook his head.
Xin Muchao patted him on the shoulder: "So, some monsters are not scary, on the contrary, they are quite cute. I think this little girl likes you very much. I will give you a month's paid vacation. Running in."
Gu Yuchen grabbed Xin Muchao's leg as if pleading: "Boss, you can't leave me, this snake demon will definitely eat me."
When Hailang heard this, he wiped away his tears: "I have been looking for you for more than 100 years. I will not eat you."
Thinking of something, Hailang pressed Gu Yuchen's hand on his chest, and gave him a knife: "This is my seven inches, here it is, if you think I will harm you, you will kill me now."
Hai Lang closed his eyes, and Gu Yuchen's hands trembled in fear. He was about to raise the knife in his hand to kill the snake demon, but he couldn't bear it.
Hai Lang opened his eyes and smiled: "I knew you wouldn't kill me. If I want to kill you in the future, you will hit me seven inches..."
Gu Yuchen was still a little scared, Hailang stopped him with a smile on his face.
Xin Muchao dragged the day back and said, "Spend your vacation well, and come back to work as soon as the vacation is over."
During the day, he glanced at Gu Yuchen, and he had seen Gu Yuchen's fearful eyes before in Mu'er's eyes.
He broke away from Xin Muchao's hand, ran towards Gu Yuchen, and smiled: "I didn't hurt you, I will give you my seven inches and a big red envelope, happy new year."
During the day, he stuffed the big red envelope into Gu Yuchen's hand. Gu Yuchen looked at the day and was speechless. He felt that he was very sad. He was kicked out of the house by his parents in junior high school. He had been struggling in the society for so many years without friends. Without relatives, in the end the two people who trusted him the most were two demons...
After giving the red envelope to Gu Yuchen during the day, he ran to Xin Muchao, and put his hand into Xin Muchao's palm: "Let's go."
Xin Muchao: "..."
Zhou Li didn't understand and asked: "Are you humans afraid of demons? But we don't harm people..."
Xin Muchao smiled: "Everyone deserves to be respected."
"Then can I swear and lie?" Zhou Li asked, he had been discriminated against by Mu'er all along, Mu'er could swear but he couldn't.
"Do you think you have human rights if you are respected? You have to remember that you are an animal." Xin Muchao said angrily, "Go, go buy new clothes and gifts. New Year's greetings will be held in a few days."
……
A few firecrackers sounded, thousands of lights illuminated, the weather was bad on New Year’s Eve, the sky was dark, and the city’s smog covered the entire sky, but it still didn’t dilute the festive atmosphere. There were several firecracker areas set up in the city, firecrackers and fireworks The fireworks are set off until dawn, and I look at the fireworks outside the window of my house during the day, I really want to go out and play...
Xin Muchao was carrying a few boxes of gifts, and shouted in the sky, "Go, go to my uncle's house for a reunion dinner, and bring the car keys with you."
During the day, he quickly picked up several boxes of gifts on the ground, held the keys in his mouth, and said vaguely: "What is the reunion dinner?"
Xin Muchao locked the door of the villa and put the gift in the trunk of the car, "It's a reunion meal."
"Oh." In the afternoon, he also put the gift in the trunk.
Xin Muchao took the keys, drove the car and headed towards Ao Gu's house.
Aogu’s villa is a single-family villa, with an independent swimming pool, beach and lake. At the moment, there are lights and festoons outside the villa. There are colorful lights hanging on the trees, red lanterns hanging at intervals, and couplets pasted on the door.
During the day, he went to the door and knocked, and it was Ao Gu who opened the door. Northwest Feng was cooking in the kitchen with a spoon in his pink apron.
Aogu opened the door and smiled happily: "My child, it's you."
In the middle of the day, he hurriedly said: "Congratulations on getting rich, good luck every year." After finishing speaking, he handed over all the gifts.
Ao Gu smiled happily: "Children, not bad, you can really talk."
Aogu took the gift and left, looking at Xin Muchao quickly in the daytime: "Why is there no red envelope?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Aogu took out two red envelopes from the room and smiled: "Come on, kid, I'll give you two red envelopes."
Zhou Li smiled and took it, he didn't know why he wanted the red envelope, but Mu'er said that he wanted him to ask his uncle for the red envelope, and he didn't know what the red envelope was for, he only knew that holding it should be useful, it seems that human beings like red envelopes very much.
The northwest wind frowned: "You fucking came to kill the fish, do you still expect me to kill the fish? You idiot."
Aogu hurriedly went to the kitchen to help Xibeifeng kill the fish, and while helping, Xibeifeng scolded from time to time: "Where the hell are you touching your hands, you idiot... you ripped off my pants, you fucking fuck off..."
In the middle of the day, he grabbed the toffee in the fruit plate and began to bite. The smell came from the kitchen for a while, and he stuck his head into the kitchen: "What are you doing?"
Ao Gu looked at Zhou Li and smiled: "It's delicious."
Xibeifeng's cooking skills have always been very good. The reason why his cooking skills are so good is because he has a bad temper. After eating out for so many years, he can't find anything he thinks is delicious, so he started If he cooks by himself, even if his cooking is unpalatable, he will not scold himself, so his cooking skills are getting better and better, and he is already at the level of a five-star cook.
"Uncle, come out for a while, I have something to see you." Xin Muchao called Aogu.
Aogu quickly cleaned the fish, washed his hands, and went out. They went to the side hall of the main living room to drink tea. Aogu took out his own monkey tea and smiled: "What's the matter?"
Xin Muchao took a look at Zhouli, who was still sitting on the sofa with a fruit plate watching various programs celebrating the New Year during the day, and he enjoyed watching them.
"Uncle, what do you think it's like to like someone?" Xin Muchao asked Ao Gu, he didn't know what his feelings for Zhou Li were, he felt confused, he had never been so confused since he was a child.
"What can you feel when you like someone, of course it's happiness." Aogu showed a sweet face. People in their 40s are no less sweet than couples in their 20s.
Xin Muchao asked, "How do you know you like Director Xi?"
Ao Gu smiled, with a blush on his face: "Well, mainly, after I fucked him, I felt that I liked him very much. He is the person I want to be with for the rest of my life..."
Xin Muchao's face was full of black lines: "I mean, how can you be sure that you are in love with someone?"
Ao Gu reacted suddenly, and looked at Xin Muchao solemnly: "Don't tell me who you like?"
Xin Muchao didn't deny it.
Ao Gu's face became more dignified: "Really, are you in love? Who is the other party? Is it a man?"
Xin Muchao still did not deny it.
Aogu smiled in the tone of a person who has experienced it: "It's nothing, it's normal for men to like men, don't you see that your uncle and I are pretty good?"
Xin Muchao smiled bitterly: "It's not a question of whether it's normal or not. I just don't know if I like it, so I'm asking you."
Augu smiled: "When you ask me, it means you already like it. You young people like to think wildly. Look at your uncle... Oh, no, I am also a young person... Anyway, when you realize that you like him It means that you already like him, but you have a lot of worries in your heart. Feelings are so pure. If you like him, you like him. If you tell yourself that you don’t like him, do you really not like him? You will still go Missing him, I still want to know any news about him..."
Xin Muchao smiled and said nothing, and he couldn't tell what kind of feelings he had for Zhou Li, he just wanted to coax him when he was unhappy, wanted to vent his anger for him when he was bullied, and wanted to vent his anger for him when he was stupid. It looks like it's fun...
He thought that he kept Tianli as a pet, but he didn't dislike having some physical relationship with Tianli.
Aogu patted Xin Muchao on the shoulder: "You think too much. In just a few decades of life, it's not easy to find someone you really like. You see, you have a successful career and a bright future, so you should talk about it." Love is married."
Xin Muchao was speechless.
Ao Gu unintentionally asked: "Who is the other party?"
"How should I put it? I think that if I fall in love, it must be a love that crosses all classes and moves the 21st century." Xin Muchao defined his own love.
Aogu took a sip of tea: "What's wrong? Could it be that the other party is a black race? Black race is good, easy to feed. It doesn't matter if you are poor, if you lack money, you can find an uncle..."
Xin Muchao shook his head.
Aogu guessed: "White race? It doesn't matter if it's white race, it's romantic and understands etiquette."
Xin Muchao shook his head.
Aogu was surprised: "What is that?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "You can't guess?"
Aogu continued to speculate: "Is it Chinese?"
Xin Muchao nodded: "That's right."
Aogu continued: "Chinese people are good. Chinese people don't have communication problems, and their customs and habits are similar, which is very good. Poor be poor, let's not dislike others."
Xin Muchao: "Hehe..."
Ao Gu was curious: "Isn't that right? I'll keep guessing...then...a Chinese ladyboy?"
Xin Mu spat out a mouthful of water.
Aogu smiled: "Ladyboys are also very good. Thai ladyboys are all beautiful, all of them are docile and pleasant, not to mention how beautiful it is. It doesn't matter if you are born low, or if you are not healthy. We don't discriminate. True love knows no borders. class……"
Xin Mu passed by a row of jackdaws above his head, and Ao Gu's eyes unconsciously noticed Tian Li, and he suddenly realized something: "You don't mean him, do you? That kid?"
Xin Muchao neither affirmed nor denied.
Aogu looked at Xin Muchao and patted him on the shoulder with sympathetic eyes: "Nephew, you can wish for happiness. I suspect that he is a saboteur sent by aliens to the earth, and it is extremely dangerous. Where are you?" You have crossed countless classes, you are simply crossing life and death..."
Xin Muchao: "..."
-
I was bored playing during the day and smelled a scent, so I got into the kitchen: "Director Xi, what are you doing?"
He saw all kinds of delicious food in the incubator, the workmanship was exquisite and perfect, and his saliva was so greedy that it fell down.
Northwest Wind turned around and smiled: "It's all the usual reunion dinner, home-cooked food."
Looking at the ignorant look of the day, he continued to smile: "This one is called Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, a combination of glutinous rice dumpling, purple potato dumpling, and fragrant taro dumpling. There are braised fish and braised pork ribs over there, and that one is pot-wrapped meat. , sweet-scented osmanthus meat, braised pork... stew a black-bone chicken soup and stir-fry vegetables, and you can eat. Oh, by the way, you go and put the firecrackers outside the villa. Firecrackers are allowed in the yard to celebrate our new The year is booming..."
Zhou Li nodded and quickly ran to the living room and walked out holding the sky-shattering firecrackers.
He went out and put the firecrackers outside the door. He squatted next to the firecrackers and watched, but the firecrackers didn't go off. He hurried back and asked Xibeifeng: "Director Xi, that firecracker didn't go off."
The northwest wind said angrily: "You light it with a fire and it will ring, how can it ring if you don't light it?"
In the middle of the day, I hurried out to hold the firecrackers and ran to the natural gas stove in the kitchen to ignite, ready to ignite and carried them outside the house.
Northwest Feng turned his head and saw the firecrackers being put on the natural gas stove in the middle of the day, and screamed in fright: "Don't..."
But at this moment, it had already ignited, and the sparks shot straight up in the air. The northwest wind slapped the firecrackers and knocked him down, and then the sound of crackling firecrackers came from the whole kitchen, thick smoke billowed from the kitchen door, and the northwest wind followed Crawled out of it in the middle of the day, the clothes on his body were already blackened by the firecrackers, and his face was covered with black powder...
Aogu and Xin Muchao rushed to the door of the kitchen to hug him out. Xibeifeng lay on the sofa and coughed until he burst into tears: "My reunion dinner, all of them were sacrificed..." Seeing Zhou Li's face darkened Painted, Northwest Feng cursed angrily: "Child, do you have a brain problem? Who the hell set off firecrackers and went to the kitchen to ignite it? The natural gas concentration will explode when it reaches a certain level..."
Xin Muchao laughed angrily when he heard it: "Director Xi, you really don't blame Zhou Li, he has never seen firecrackers before, and he doesn't know anything about firecrackers, so you can tell him to light firecrackers without any trouble?"
The northwest wind wanted to cry but had no tears. He was speechless for a while and wanted to die. He worked so hard to prepare the reunion dinner all morning, and it disappeared with a firecracker...
Ao Gu patted his nephew on the shoulder: "Let me just say that he is a saboteur sent by aliens to Earth, and ruined our reunion dinner..."
In the daytime, he is like a child who has done something wrong: "Did I do something wrong again?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "I did nothing wrong, are you okay, are you injured?"
Tianli shook his head, when the firecrackers exploded, he and Xibeifeng were already lying on the ground, except for the thick down jacket that was blown up, everything else was fine.
"After changing our clothes, let's go to the restaurant. I'll treat you." Xin Muchao was angry and funny.
In the end, they went to the restaurant to settle the reunion dinner.
Lying on the bed at night and asking during the day: "Did I spoil your reunion dinner?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "Everyone had a good time at the hotel at noon. No one blames you. Don't think too much. Tomorrow is the first day of junior high school. We will wear new clothes and eat dumplings to get the lucky money. Tomorrow my brother will I will go to my uncle's house, and then I will take you to see my brother."
Zhou Li thought for a while: "I have seen your brother."
Xin Muchao smiled: "Then see you again."
******
small theater:
Huqiu: Disliked by Uncle Mu'er, unhappy
Mu'er: His wife has the ability to prodigal, and my wife has the ability to tear down the house...
Xin Muchao walked up to Gu Yuchen, "Actually, monsters are not scary in this world, and some people's hearts are scarier than monsters."
Gu Yuchen faltered and said, "Boss, that's a monster."
Xin Muchao: "You have been with Zhou Li for so long, has Zhou Li ever harmed you? Has he ever harmed anyone?"
Gu Yuchen shook his head.
Xin Muchao patted him on the shoulder: "So, some monsters are not scary, on the contrary, they are quite cute. I think this little girl likes you very much. I will give you a month's paid vacation. Running in."
Gu Yuchen grabbed Xin Muchao's leg as if pleading: "Boss, you can't leave me, this snake demon will definitely eat me."
When Hailang heard this, he wiped away his tears: "I have been looking for you for more than 100 years. I will not eat you."
Thinking of something, Hailang pressed Gu Yuchen's hand on his chest, and gave him a knife: "This is my seven inches, here it is, if you think I will harm you, you will kill me now."
Hai Lang closed his eyes, and Gu Yuchen's hands trembled in fear. He was about to raise the knife in his hand to kill the snake demon, but he couldn't bear it.
Hai Lang opened his eyes and smiled: "I knew you wouldn't kill me. If I want to kill you in the future, you will hit me seven inches..."
Gu Yuchen was still a little scared, Hailang stopped him with a smile on his face.
Xin Muchao dragged the day back and said, "Spend your vacation well, and come back to work as soon as the vacation is over."
During the day, he glanced at Gu Yuchen, and he had seen Gu Yuchen's fearful eyes before in Mu'er's eyes.
He broke away from Xin Muchao's hand, ran towards Gu Yuchen, and smiled: "I didn't hurt you, I will give you my seven inches and a big red envelope, happy new year."
During the day, he stuffed the big red envelope into Gu Yuchen's hand. Gu Yuchen looked at the day and was speechless. He felt that he was very sad. He was kicked out of the house by his parents in junior high school. He had been struggling in the society for so many years without friends. Without relatives, in the end the two people who trusted him the most were two demons...
After giving the red envelope to Gu Yuchen during the day, he ran to Xin Muchao, and put his hand into Xin Muchao's palm: "Let's go."
Xin Muchao: "..."
Zhou Li didn't understand and asked: "Are you humans afraid of demons? But we don't harm people..."
Xin Muchao smiled: "Everyone deserves to be respected."
"Then can I swear and lie?" Zhou Li asked, he had been discriminated against by Mu'er all along, Mu'er could swear but he couldn't.
"Do you think you have human rights if you are respected? You have to remember that you are an animal." Xin Muchao said angrily, "Go, go buy new clothes and gifts. New Year's greetings will be held in a few days."
……
A few firecrackers sounded, thousands of lights illuminated, the weather was bad on New Year’s Eve, the sky was dark, and the city’s smog covered the entire sky, but it still didn’t dilute the festive atmosphere. There were several firecracker areas set up in the city, firecrackers and fireworks The fireworks are set off until dawn, and I look at the fireworks outside the window of my house during the day, I really want to go out and play...
Xin Muchao was carrying a few boxes of gifts, and shouted in the sky, "Go, go to my uncle's house for a reunion dinner, and bring the car keys with you."
During the day, he quickly picked up several boxes of gifts on the ground, held the keys in his mouth, and said vaguely: "What is the reunion dinner?"
Xin Muchao locked the door of the villa and put the gift in the trunk of the car, "It's a reunion meal."
"Oh." In the afternoon, he also put the gift in the trunk.
Xin Muchao took the keys, drove the car and headed towards Ao Gu's house.
Aogu’s villa is a single-family villa, with an independent swimming pool, beach and lake. At the moment, there are lights and festoons outside the villa. There are colorful lights hanging on the trees, red lanterns hanging at intervals, and couplets pasted on the door.
During the day, he went to the door and knocked, and it was Ao Gu who opened the door. Northwest Feng was cooking in the kitchen with a spoon in his pink apron.
Aogu opened the door and smiled happily: "My child, it's you."
In the middle of the day, he hurriedly said: "Congratulations on getting rich, good luck every year." After finishing speaking, he handed over all the gifts.
Ao Gu smiled happily: "Children, not bad, you can really talk."
Aogu took the gift and left, looking at Xin Muchao quickly in the daytime: "Why is there no red envelope?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Aogu took out two red envelopes from the room and smiled: "Come on, kid, I'll give you two red envelopes."
Zhou Li smiled and took it, he didn't know why he wanted the red envelope, but Mu'er said that he wanted him to ask his uncle for the red envelope, and he didn't know what the red envelope was for, he only knew that holding it should be useful, it seems that human beings like red envelopes very much.
The northwest wind frowned: "You fucking came to kill the fish, do you still expect me to kill the fish? You idiot."
Aogu hurriedly went to the kitchen to help Xibeifeng kill the fish, and while helping, Xibeifeng scolded from time to time: "Where the hell are you touching your hands, you idiot... you ripped off my pants, you fucking fuck off..."
In the middle of the day, he grabbed the toffee in the fruit plate and began to bite. The smell came from the kitchen for a while, and he stuck his head into the kitchen: "What are you doing?"
Ao Gu looked at Zhou Li and smiled: "It's delicious."
Xibeifeng's cooking skills have always been very good. The reason why his cooking skills are so good is because he has a bad temper. After eating out for so many years, he can't find anything he thinks is delicious, so he started If he cooks by himself, even if his cooking is unpalatable, he will not scold himself, so his cooking skills are getting better and better, and he is already at the level of a five-star cook.
"Uncle, come out for a while, I have something to see you." Xin Muchao called Aogu.
Aogu quickly cleaned the fish, washed his hands, and went out. They went to the side hall of the main living room to drink tea. Aogu took out his own monkey tea and smiled: "What's the matter?"
Xin Muchao took a look at Zhouli, who was still sitting on the sofa with a fruit plate watching various programs celebrating the New Year during the day, and he enjoyed watching them.
"Uncle, what do you think it's like to like someone?" Xin Muchao asked Ao Gu, he didn't know what his feelings for Zhou Li were, he felt confused, he had never been so confused since he was a child.
"What can you feel when you like someone, of course it's happiness." Aogu showed a sweet face. People in their 40s are no less sweet than couples in their 20s.
Xin Muchao asked, "How do you know you like Director Xi?"
Ao Gu smiled, with a blush on his face: "Well, mainly, after I fucked him, I felt that I liked him very much. He is the person I want to be with for the rest of my life..."
Xin Muchao's face was full of black lines: "I mean, how can you be sure that you are in love with someone?"
Ao Gu reacted suddenly, and looked at Xin Muchao solemnly: "Don't tell me who you like?"
Xin Muchao didn't deny it.
Ao Gu's face became more dignified: "Really, are you in love? Who is the other party? Is it a man?"
Xin Muchao still did not deny it.
Aogu smiled in the tone of a person who has experienced it: "It's nothing, it's normal for men to like men, don't you see that your uncle and I are pretty good?"
Xin Muchao smiled bitterly: "It's not a question of whether it's normal or not. I just don't know if I like it, so I'm asking you."
Augu smiled: "When you ask me, it means you already like it. You young people like to think wildly. Look at your uncle... Oh, no, I am also a young person... Anyway, when you realize that you like him It means that you already like him, but you have a lot of worries in your heart. Feelings are so pure. If you like him, you like him. If you tell yourself that you don’t like him, do you really not like him? You will still go Missing him, I still want to know any news about him..."
Xin Muchao smiled and said nothing, and he couldn't tell what kind of feelings he had for Zhou Li, he just wanted to coax him when he was unhappy, wanted to vent his anger for him when he was bullied, and wanted to vent his anger for him when he was stupid. It looks like it's fun...
He thought that he kept Tianli as a pet, but he didn't dislike having some physical relationship with Tianli.
Aogu patted Xin Muchao on the shoulder: "You think too much. In just a few decades of life, it's not easy to find someone you really like. You see, you have a successful career and a bright future, so you should talk about it." Love is married."
Xin Muchao was speechless.
Ao Gu unintentionally asked: "Who is the other party?"
"How should I put it? I think that if I fall in love, it must be a love that crosses all classes and moves the 21st century." Xin Muchao defined his own love.
Aogu took a sip of tea: "What's wrong? Could it be that the other party is a black race? Black race is good, easy to feed. It doesn't matter if you are poor, if you lack money, you can find an uncle..."
Xin Muchao shook his head.
Aogu guessed: "White race? It doesn't matter if it's white race, it's romantic and understands etiquette."
Xin Muchao shook his head.
Aogu was surprised: "What is that?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "You can't guess?"
Aogu continued to speculate: "Is it Chinese?"
Xin Muchao nodded: "That's right."
Aogu continued: "Chinese people are good. Chinese people don't have communication problems, and their customs and habits are similar, which is very good. Poor be poor, let's not dislike others."
Xin Muchao: "Hehe..."
Ao Gu was curious: "Isn't that right? I'll keep guessing...then...a Chinese ladyboy?"
Xin Mu spat out a mouthful of water.
Aogu smiled: "Ladyboys are also very good. Thai ladyboys are all beautiful, all of them are docile and pleasant, not to mention how beautiful it is. It doesn't matter if you are born low, or if you are not healthy. We don't discriminate. True love knows no borders. class……"
Xin Mu passed by a row of jackdaws above his head, and Ao Gu's eyes unconsciously noticed Tian Li, and he suddenly realized something: "You don't mean him, do you? That kid?"
Xin Muchao neither affirmed nor denied.
Aogu looked at Xin Muchao and patted him on the shoulder with sympathetic eyes: "Nephew, you can wish for happiness. I suspect that he is a saboteur sent by aliens to the earth, and it is extremely dangerous. Where are you?" You have crossed countless classes, you are simply crossing life and death..."
Xin Muchao: "..."
-
I was bored playing during the day and smelled a scent, so I got into the kitchen: "Director Xi, what are you doing?"
He saw all kinds of delicious food in the incubator, the workmanship was exquisite and perfect, and his saliva was so greedy that it fell down.
Northwest Wind turned around and smiled: "It's all the usual reunion dinner, home-cooked food."
Looking at the ignorant look of the day, he continued to smile: "This one is called Tuan Tuan Yuan Yuan, a combination of glutinous rice dumpling, purple potato dumpling, and fragrant taro dumpling. There are braised fish and braised pork ribs over there, and that one is pot-wrapped meat. , sweet-scented osmanthus meat, braised pork... stew a black-bone chicken soup and stir-fry vegetables, and you can eat. Oh, by the way, you go and put the firecrackers outside the villa. Firecrackers are allowed in the yard to celebrate our new The year is booming..."
Zhou Li nodded and quickly ran to the living room and walked out holding the sky-shattering firecrackers.
He went out and put the firecrackers outside the door. He squatted next to the firecrackers and watched, but the firecrackers didn't go off. He hurried back and asked Xibeifeng: "Director Xi, that firecracker didn't go off."
The northwest wind said angrily: "You light it with a fire and it will ring, how can it ring if you don't light it?"
In the middle of the day, I hurried out to hold the firecrackers and ran to the natural gas stove in the kitchen to ignite, ready to ignite and carried them outside the house.
Northwest Feng turned his head and saw the firecrackers being put on the natural gas stove in the middle of the day, and screamed in fright: "Don't..."
But at this moment, it had already ignited, and the sparks shot straight up in the air. The northwest wind slapped the firecrackers and knocked him down, and then the sound of crackling firecrackers came from the whole kitchen, thick smoke billowed from the kitchen door, and the northwest wind followed Crawled out of it in the middle of the day, the clothes on his body were already blackened by the firecrackers, and his face was covered with black powder...
Aogu and Xin Muchao rushed to the door of the kitchen to hug him out. Xibeifeng lay on the sofa and coughed until he burst into tears: "My reunion dinner, all of them were sacrificed..." Seeing Zhou Li's face darkened Painted, Northwest Feng cursed angrily: "Child, do you have a brain problem? Who the hell set off firecrackers and went to the kitchen to ignite it? The natural gas concentration will explode when it reaches a certain level..."
Xin Muchao laughed angrily when he heard it: "Director Xi, you really don't blame Zhou Li, he has never seen firecrackers before, and he doesn't know anything about firecrackers, so you can tell him to light firecrackers without any trouble?"
The northwest wind wanted to cry but had no tears. He was speechless for a while and wanted to die. He worked so hard to prepare the reunion dinner all morning, and it disappeared with a firecracker...
Ao Gu patted his nephew on the shoulder: "Let me just say that he is a saboteur sent by aliens to Earth, and ruined our reunion dinner..."
In the daytime, he is like a child who has done something wrong: "Did I do something wrong again?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "I did nothing wrong, are you okay, are you injured?"
Tianli shook his head, when the firecrackers exploded, he and Xibeifeng were already lying on the ground, except for the thick down jacket that was blown up, everything else was fine.
"After changing our clothes, let's go to the restaurant. I'll treat you." Xin Muchao was angry and funny.
In the end, they went to the restaurant to settle the reunion dinner.
Lying on the bed at night and asking during the day: "Did I spoil your reunion dinner?"
Xin Muchao smiled: "Everyone had a good time at the hotel at noon. No one blames you. Don't think too much. Tomorrow is the first day of junior high school. We will wear new clothes and eat dumplings to get the lucky money. Tomorrow my brother will I will go to my uncle's house, and then I will take you to see my brother."
Zhou Li thought for a while: "I have seen your brother."
Xin Muchao smiled: "Then see you again."
******
small theater:
Huqiu: Disliked by Uncle Mu'er, unhappy
Mu'er: His wife has the ability to prodigal, and my wife has the ability to tear down the house...
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Everyone is fighting for survival, are you shopping for free in the supermarket?
Chapter 379 6 hours ago -
I'm the fourth calamity, but they call me a saint
Chapter 319 6 hours ago -
After three years of slavery, the entire mansion begged me for forgiveness
Chapter 156 6 hours ago -
Behind the Scenes: I Created the God Sequence
Chapter 86 6 hours ago -
Dominate the Country
Chapter 1149 6 hours ago -
Douluo Continent: Dragon Shadow Rebirth
Chapter 869 11 hours ago