Taoism on the tip of the tongue
Chapter 42 Chapter 1 Listening to Beer
"Everything in the world has cause and effect, and retribution is only in an instant. Come late and pay back to the underworld, if you repay the world sooner. Today I ask the gods to preside over the past." Before Liu Xu left, Gu Changsheng came to her on purpose. Asked for a hair.This will come in handy.
After deciphering the remaining half of the magic effect, Gu Changsheng went home with a bag of broad beans.
There is a large balcony in his home, which has been transformed into a small vegetable garden, where he grows some garlic, shallots, and seasoning vegetables such as ginger, which is convenient for him to pick a little directly when cooking at home, and use it whenever he wants.In addition to seasonings, there was even a bed of leeks in the garden.There are a few broad beans planted here and there in the corner, which are all the heroes who helped Gu Changsheng get the bowls and chopsticks in the past.
In general, high-rise buildings are not allowed to grow vegetables, let alone build earthen stoves.Gu Changsheng specially used the diamond talisman to ensure that the quality of the house would not be affected. In addition, he often cooperates with special departments, and he has always been fighting on the front line to protect innocent people. He has never backed down in catching ghosts and fighting evil cultivators.The friendliness is high enough, and the skills are quite special, so the above gave special approval.
The large balcony with the Vajra Talisman attached to it has excellent load-bearing capacity, and even small fruit trees can be planted on it.But Gu Changsheng is still restrained, he has never done this before, at most he only grows small broad beans.
Picking up the few broad beans that had stolen his limelight from the bag and burying them in the soil, Gu Changsheng carefully sent some spiritual power to them, so that they would germinate and survive directly, and not because of his simple and crude planting method End of life.
After setting up the little bean soldiers, Gu Changsheng carried the remaining broad beans into the kitchen.
Regardless of whether it is dried broad beans or fresh broad beans, deep-fried broad beans must be soaked in water for two days in advance.However, after special treatment, this step can also be omitted directly.After pouring the oil in the pan, and frying the broad beans and sprinkled them with salt and pepper, Gu Changsheng made a few other dishes.Then I dug out a bottle, the good wine at the bottom of the box that I pried off from my dad last time.After enshrining all the things in front of the patriarch, he also left a portion of food for the flower-faced raccoon who ran out to 'visit' and didn't return, so that Gu Changsheng could take care of his own food.
The wine is good Moutai.His father loves tea and wine, and always has good things in his hand.Gu's father is huge, but Gu Changsheng didn't inherit it. Fortunately, he doesn't like drinking very much, so he didn't feel the impact.Every time he sells wine from his father, it is best to offer it to the Stove Lord.
In the past, Gu Changsheng never felt greedy when pouring wine for the patriarch.This time, he didn't know why, while eating, the smell of wine wafted faintly, and he suddenly wanted to taste it.
Not daring to reach out to snatch the food from the patriarch, Gu Changsheng deliberately ran downstairs to buy a can of beer and came back.Although it is far inferior to Moutai, it can also relieve hunger.
However, Gu Changsheng overestimated his drinking capacity.He originally thought that the alcohol content of the beer was not high, and he was not on an empty stomach, so it would be fine to drink half a bottle with side dishes, and he could save the rest to make beer duck tomorrow.
Who knew that after drinking a quarter of it, I would feel a little dizzy, and after half listening, I would completely lie down.He didn't even get into the bedroom, so he fell asleep on the dining table.
Although it is hot in summer, the air conditioner is always on in the room. If you do not cover the quilt when you sleep, you will definitely catch a cold.The house was quiet, only the occasional sound of cars passing by downstairs.Suddenly the door opened automatically with a 'squeak', and a blanket flew out of Gu Changsheng's room and gently draped over Gu Changsheng's body.
A moment later, a golden translucent figure appeared beside Gu Changsheng.
Now human children are so disobedient?
Zao Jun, who had overheard Papa Gu telling Gu Changsheng not to drink, glanced at the half can of beer left on the table.
Seeing Gu Changsheng grow up from such a little bit to the big one he is now, and he feels that he is also Gu Changsheng's elder Zao Jun, so he feels that he can't let him go like this.Mr. Zao reached for the beer, walked into the bathroom without hesitation, and poured it directly into the sewer.
The dining table is made of logs. Although it is not as hard as marble, there is a big gap compared with the soft bed.In addition, Gu Changsheng was lying on his stomach, so it was difficult to sleep comfortably.After a while, the hands were numb from the pressure.In a daze, Gu Changsheng subconsciously adjusted his posture.However, it was still uncomfortable, and he couldn't help moving.
If it were normal, Gu Changsheng would have woken up long ago after such a toss.But today I don't know if he drank alcohol, even if he was uncomfortable, his upper and lower eyelids always hugged each other tightly, without any sign of separation.
The Stove Lord saw Gu Changsheng's discomfort, took a look and came back, hid in the corner of the wall and shivered, the useless raccoon threw the empty soda can in his hand into the trash can, Stove Lord He picked up Gu Changsheng and sent him back to the room.
comfortable!
As soon as he touched the pillow, Gu Changsheng turned over and rolled up the quilt, sleeping soundly.After confirming that the child would not kick the quilt, he turned up the temperature of the air conditioner, and the golden translucent figure disappeared in place.The dishes on the stove are cold.
After a good night's sleep, when Gu Changsheng woke up the next day, his whole body was still lazily exhausted.Rubbing his cheek against the quilt, the silky touch woke him up.
Where did you get the quilt?Isn't he in the restaurant?
The memory of last night is limited to drinking, the brothers of the Yu family were working overtime yesterday, so it is impossible to come here.The raccoon came back every night, but it was a ghost and an animal, so there was no way to get him in.Gu Changsheng thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, he thought he had drunk a drink, and walked back to the room in a daze without knowing it.
It's a mistake to drink, and the thief won't be able to wake up if he enters.Although there is a patriarch covering it, no thief can get in.
However, how much did he drink yesterday, after listening or half listening?
After Gu Changsheng washed up, he passed by the dining room while making breakfast, saw the empty soda cans in the trash can, and said to himself, "So it's just a listen." It doesn't seem too bad, it's better than some people ordering a cup .Gu Changsheng was very content.
He didn't really realize how much he was drinking.
After finishing breakfast, I still offer a portion to the patriarch. I don’t care if I don’t see the raccoon raccoon Gu Changsheng. The little guy always prefers to stay outside and come back only when he wants to eat or has had enough.As usual, he set aside the meal that belonged to the raccoon, and Gu Changsheng sat at the dining table to pick up the meal.
I didn't get up early today to set up a stall, so Gu Changsheng thought while eating, should we simply close the breakfast stall, and only realize the beauty of staying in bed after a late sleep.Before he could come up with a result, the phone rang suddenly.Gu Changsheng didn't care to continue thinking about this question, so he quickly picked up the phone.
"Master Gu," said the part-time policeman on the other side of the phone, "We pried out a lot of things from that No. [-] mouth yesterday. I think it is necessary to tell you." Gu Changsheng was involved.It must be mentioned so that Gu Changsheng can have a solid foundation in his heart, so as not to be plotted against one day.
"Didn't Number Five work in a barbershop before? She met a customer while she was washing her hair. During the chat, she accidentally discovered that they lived in the same community, so the relationship between the two became closer. It was not beautiful enough, the guest gave her a little doll after hearing about it, and said that she could become beautiful by offering it sincerely."
Hearing this, Gu Changsheng had some guesses about the identity of the guest.The same community, so coincidentally, also knows the magic of drawing puppets.No one believed that it was not the same batch of people who cursed the disposable tear-off bags last time.How can ordinary people have this ability.
"Because the method of enshrining is a bit weird, bloodletting is required to smear the center of the doll's eyebrows every day. No. [-] was worried about danger, so he hesitated until she saw catkins."
Liu Xu is beautiful, has a good figure, a superior family background, and is outstanding in herself. Not to mention a high education, she has several special talents and a good temper. She is almost the goddess in everyone's mind, and she has a lot of suitors.On the other hand, number five has a difficult family background and has no talent for reading, so he dropped out of school early.After coming out to work, I endured it for several years, but I still only get a meager salary of several thousand yuan every month.After working hard for a month, Liu Xu couldn't even afford the cheapest dress and bag.She looks ordinary, and because of the pimples all over her face, no one of the opposite sex is willing to look at her more.The contrast between the two is as strong as the black muddy water on the ground and the clean and brand new white shoes.
Nidian always tried his best to splash black shoes, pulling the other party to sink together.Number five is more ambitious than ordinary mud dots. She wants to become white shoes, turn catkins into muddy water, and trample catkins under her feet.
"Jealousy made Number Five make up his mind. Not only does she worship dolls, but she is also very religious. Especially after seeing the effect, she is even more crazy. And she gives people the feeling that without beauty, it means that everything is lost. After we were arrested yesterday, not long after our questioning, she asked to go to the bathroom, but accidentally looked in the mirror and found that she had become much uglier again, even countless times uglier than before, she couldn't take it anymore, and took advantage of the People who didn’t pay attention and committed suicide.” It’s like looking at beauty as life.Speaking of this, the police are inevitably a little bit embarrassed.
"The puppet was given to her by the evil cultivator. We have not caught those evil cultivators. You destroyed the other party's plan last time. We are worried that they will find an opportunity to deal with you. Master Gu, when you usually go out Be careful, and call us immediately if you find something wrong." After a few more words of advice, the policeman hung up the phone.
Even if the other party didn't remind him, Gu Changsheng would not take it lightly.Just the problem bag from last time, and the painted puppet this time, those few evil cultivators are obviously not easy to get along with.It's a pity that no one can be found, otherwise we can act first and eliminate harm for the people by the way.Gu Changsheng put down his phone regretfully, and within 2 minutes, the doorbell rang.
Why are so many people looking for him today?
Gu Changsheng opened the door, only to find that it was Liu Xu.There was also a middle-aged couple standing behind her. Judging from their faces, they should be her parents.All three of them had their hands full.
As soon as they saw Gu Changsheng, Liu Xu's parents were very excited, their faces were full of gratitude, and they thanked them repeatedly.
Liu Xu has returned to her previous appearance, with a well-proportioned body, fair and smooth skin, and good facial features.The whole person has also become more confident, no longer timid.There was a bright smile on her face: "The pimples on my body have slowly disappeared since yesterday, and I have become more beautiful little by little. At one o'clock in the middle of the night, I am no different from before." Excitedly, she wanted to call to announce the good news, but in the end she only had reason to tell her that it was too late, so she barely endured until the next day.At dawn, after buying all the gifts, I rushed over without stopping.
"Thanks to you." Liu Xu's parents hurriedly stuffed the gift into Gu Changsheng's hands: "If it weren't for you, my daughter would still be suffering." They didn't believe in ghosts and gods before, but now they all believe in the Stove Lord.After the matter was resolved, Wu Jie told them that Master Gu's ability was passed down from his ancestor, the Stove Lord.Master Gu regards the Stove Lord as the Patriarch!
I don't know how many generations of disciples and grandchildren are so powerful, let alone the gods themselves.They should not be respected.
Liu Xu's parents took the initiative to beg the statue of Lord Stove to go back, and learned about No. [-]'s fate from Gu Changsheng.
The guy who harmed her daughter has fallen to the end she deserved, and Liu Xu's parents left a lot of gifts and 150 million in a happy mood.In the back, there is a sense of comfort.
After deciphering the remaining half of the magic effect, Gu Changsheng went home with a bag of broad beans.
There is a large balcony in his home, which has been transformed into a small vegetable garden, where he grows some garlic, shallots, and seasoning vegetables such as ginger, which is convenient for him to pick a little directly when cooking at home, and use it whenever he wants.In addition to seasonings, there was even a bed of leeks in the garden.There are a few broad beans planted here and there in the corner, which are all the heroes who helped Gu Changsheng get the bowls and chopsticks in the past.
In general, high-rise buildings are not allowed to grow vegetables, let alone build earthen stoves.Gu Changsheng specially used the diamond talisman to ensure that the quality of the house would not be affected. In addition, he often cooperates with special departments, and he has always been fighting on the front line to protect innocent people. He has never backed down in catching ghosts and fighting evil cultivators.The friendliness is high enough, and the skills are quite special, so the above gave special approval.
The large balcony with the Vajra Talisman attached to it has excellent load-bearing capacity, and even small fruit trees can be planted on it.But Gu Changsheng is still restrained, he has never done this before, at most he only grows small broad beans.
Picking up the few broad beans that had stolen his limelight from the bag and burying them in the soil, Gu Changsheng carefully sent some spiritual power to them, so that they would germinate and survive directly, and not because of his simple and crude planting method End of life.
After setting up the little bean soldiers, Gu Changsheng carried the remaining broad beans into the kitchen.
Regardless of whether it is dried broad beans or fresh broad beans, deep-fried broad beans must be soaked in water for two days in advance.However, after special treatment, this step can also be omitted directly.After pouring the oil in the pan, and frying the broad beans and sprinkled them with salt and pepper, Gu Changsheng made a few other dishes.Then I dug out a bottle, the good wine at the bottom of the box that I pried off from my dad last time.After enshrining all the things in front of the patriarch, he also left a portion of food for the flower-faced raccoon who ran out to 'visit' and didn't return, so that Gu Changsheng could take care of his own food.
The wine is good Moutai.His father loves tea and wine, and always has good things in his hand.Gu's father is huge, but Gu Changsheng didn't inherit it. Fortunately, he doesn't like drinking very much, so he didn't feel the impact.Every time he sells wine from his father, it is best to offer it to the Stove Lord.
In the past, Gu Changsheng never felt greedy when pouring wine for the patriarch.This time, he didn't know why, while eating, the smell of wine wafted faintly, and he suddenly wanted to taste it.
Not daring to reach out to snatch the food from the patriarch, Gu Changsheng deliberately ran downstairs to buy a can of beer and came back.Although it is far inferior to Moutai, it can also relieve hunger.
However, Gu Changsheng overestimated his drinking capacity.He originally thought that the alcohol content of the beer was not high, and he was not on an empty stomach, so it would be fine to drink half a bottle with side dishes, and he could save the rest to make beer duck tomorrow.
Who knew that after drinking a quarter of it, I would feel a little dizzy, and after half listening, I would completely lie down.He didn't even get into the bedroom, so he fell asleep on the dining table.
Although it is hot in summer, the air conditioner is always on in the room. If you do not cover the quilt when you sleep, you will definitely catch a cold.The house was quiet, only the occasional sound of cars passing by downstairs.Suddenly the door opened automatically with a 'squeak', and a blanket flew out of Gu Changsheng's room and gently draped over Gu Changsheng's body.
A moment later, a golden translucent figure appeared beside Gu Changsheng.
Now human children are so disobedient?
Zao Jun, who had overheard Papa Gu telling Gu Changsheng not to drink, glanced at the half can of beer left on the table.
Seeing Gu Changsheng grow up from such a little bit to the big one he is now, and he feels that he is also Gu Changsheng's elder Zao Jun, so he feels that he can't let him go like this.Mr. Zao reached for the beer, walked into the bathroom without hesitation, and poured it directly into the sewer.
The dining table is made of logs. Although it is not as hard as marble, there is a big gap compared with the soft bed.In addition, Gu Changsheng was lying on his stomach, so it was difficult to sleep comfortably.After a while, the hands were numb from the pressure.In a daze, Gu Changsheng subconsciously adjusted his posture.However, it was still uncomfortable, and he couldn't help moving.
If it were normal, Gu Changsheng would have woken up long ago after such a toss.But today I don't know if he drank alcohol, even if he was uncomfortable, his upper and lower eyelids always hugged each other tightly, without any sign of separation.
The Stove Lord saw Gu Changsheng's discomfort, took a look and came back, hid in the corner of the wall and shivered, the useless raccoon threw the empty soda can in his hand into the trash can, Stove Lord He picked up Gu Changsheng and sent him back to the room.
comfortable!
As soon as he touched the pillow, Gu Changsheng turned over and rolled up the quilt, sleeping soundly.After confirming that the child would not kick the quilt, he turned up the temperature of the air conditioner, and the golden translucent figure disappeared in place.The dishes on the stove are cold.
After a good night's sleep, when Gu Changsheng woke up the next day, his whole body was still lazily exhausted.Rubbing his cheek against the quilt, the silky touch woke him up.
Where did you get the quilt?Isn't he in the restaurant?
The memory of last night is limited to drinking, the brothers of the Yu family were working overtime yesterday, so it is impossible to come here.The raccoon came back every night, but it was a ghost and an animal, so there was no way to get him in.Gu Changsheng thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, he thought he had drunk a drink, and walked back to the room in a daze without knowing it.
It's a mistake to drink, and the thief won't be able to wake up if he enters.Although there is a patriarch covering it, no thief can get in.
However, how much did he drink yesterday, after listening or half listening?
After Gu Changsheng washed up, he passed by the dining room while making breakfast, saw the empty soda cans in the trash can, and said to himself, "So it's just a listen." It doesn't seem too bad, it's better than some people ordering a cup .Gu Changsheng was very content.
He didn't really realize how much he was drinking.
After finishing breakfast, I still offer a portion to the patriarch. I don’t care if I don’t see the raccoon raccoon Gu Changsheng. The little guy always prefers to stay outside and come back only when he wants to eat or has had enough.As usual, he set aside the meal that belonged to the raccoon, and Gu Changsheng sat at the dining table to pick up the meal.
I didn't get up early today to set up a stall, so Gu Changsheng thought while eating, should we simply close the breakfast stall, and only realize the beauty of staying in bed after a late sleep.Before he could come up with a result, the phone rang suddenly.Gu Changsheng didn't care to continue thinking about this question, so he quickly picked up the phone.
"Master Gu," said the part-time policeman on the other side of the phone, "We pried out a lot of things from that No. [-] mouth yesterday. I think it is necessary to tell you." Gu Changsheng was involved.It must be mentioned so that Gu Changsheng can have a solid foundation in his heart, so as not to be plotted against one day.
"Didn't Number Five work in a barbershop before? She met a customer while she was washing her hair. During the chat, she accidentally discovered that they lived in the same community, so the relationship between the two became closer. It was not beautiful enough, the guest gave her a little doll after hearing about it, and said that she could become beautiful by offering it sincerely."
Hearing this, Gu Changsheng had some guesses about the identity of the guest.The same community, so coincidentally, also knows the magic of drawing puppets.No one believed that it was not the same batch of people who cursed the disposable tear-off bags last time.How can ordinary people have this ability.
"Because the method of enshrining is a bit weird, bloodletting is required to smear the center of the doll's eyebrows every day. No. [-] was worried about danger, so he hesitated until she saw catkins."
Liu Xu is beautiful, has a good figure, a superior family background, and is outstanding in herself. Not to mention a high education, she has several special talents and a good temper. She is almost the goddess in everyone's mind, and she has a lot of suitors.On the other hand, number five has a difficult family background and has no talent for reading, so he dropped out of school early.After coming out to work, I endured it for several years, but I still only get a meager salary of several thousand yuan every month.After working hard for a month, Liu Xu couldn't even afford the cheapest dress and bag.She looks ordinary, and because of the pimples all over her face, no one of the opposite sex is willing to look at her more.The contrast between the two is as strong as the black muddy water on the ground and the clean and brand new white shoes.
Nidian always tried his best to splash black shoes, pulling the other party to sink together.Number five is more ambitious than ordinary mud dots. She wants to become white shoes, turn catkins into muddy water, and trample catkins under her feet.
"Jealousy made Number Five make up his mind. Not only does she worship dolls, but she is also very religious. Especially after seeing the effect, she is even more crazy. And she gives people the feeling that without beauty, it means that everything is lost. After we were arrested yesterday, not long after our questioning, she asked to go to the bathroom, but accidentally looked in the mirror and found that she had become much uglier again, even countless times uglier than before, she couldn't take it anymore, and took advantage of the People who didn’t pay attention and committed suicide.” It’s like looking at beauty as life.Speaking of this, the police are inevitably a little bit embarrassed.
"The puppet was given to her by the evil cultivator. We have not caught those evil cultivators. You destroyed the other party's plan last time. We are worried that they will find an opportunity to deal with you. Master Gu, when you usually go out Be careful, and call us immediately if you find something wrong." After a few more words of advice, the policeman hung up the phone.
Even if the other party didn't remind him, Gu Changsheng would not take it lightly.Just the problem bag from last time, and the painted puppet this time, those few evil cultivators are obviously not easy to get along with.It's a pity that no one can be found, otherwise we can act first and eliminate harm for the people by the way.Gu Changsheng put down his phone regretfully, and within 2 minutes, the doorbell rang.
Why are so many people looking for him today?
Gu Changsheng opened the door, only to find that it was Liu Xu.There was also a middle-aged couple standing behind her. Judging from their faces, they should be her parents.All three of them had their hands full.
As soon as they saw Gu Changsheng, Liu Xu's parents were very excited, their faces were full of gratitude, and they thanked them repeatedly.
Liu Xu has returned to her previous appearance, with a well-proportioned body, fair and smooth skin, and good facial features.The whole person has also become more confident, no longer timid.There was a bright smile on her face: "The pimples on my body have slowly disappeared since yesterday, and I have become more beautiful little by little. At one o'clock in the middle of the night, I am no different from before." Excitedly, she wanted to call to announce the good news, but in the end she only had reason to tell her that it was too late, so she barely endured until the next day.At dawn, after buying all the gifts, I rushed over without stopping.
"Thanks to you." Liu Xu's parents hurriedly stuffed the gift into Gu Changsheng's hands: "If it weren't for you, my daughter would still be suffering." They didn't believe in ghosts and gods before, but now they all believe in the Stove Lord.After the matter was resolved, Wu Jie told them that Master Gu's ability was passed down from his ancestor, the Stove Lord.Master Gu regards the Stove Lord as the Patriarch!
I don't know how many generations of disciples and grandchildren are so powerful, let alone the gods themselves.They should not be respected.
Liu Xu's parents took the initiative to beg the statue of Lord Stove to go back, and learned about No. [-]'s fate from Gu Changsheng.
The guy who harmed her daughter has fallen to the end she deserved, and Liu Xu's parents left a lot of gifts and 150 million in a happy mood.In the back, there is a sense of comfort.
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