Taoism on the tip of the tongue

After buying everything, everyone drove to the countryside immediately.

The house in Gu Changfan's hometown was newly built two years ago. It is a brand new brick and tile house, built like a small villa, beautiful and beautiful.But as soon as the door was opened, there was a stench rushing towards him.

"Oops!" Aunt Gu ran in in a hurry, "It must be that the food in the pot is broken." Before the child suddenly felt unwell, she was worried and left in a hurry, so she didn't care about it.The meal was half cooked and thrown away. In this hot day, how can the meal stay overnight.

It's so smelly now, don't it be a long bug? !

Gu Changfan followed Aunt Gu, walked into the living room, couldn't take it anymore, and quickly walked out holding his nose, looking at Gu Changsheng with some embarrassment: "Master, go and sit in the car first, it will be fine soon." Park in the yard, away from the kitchen, and there is a car fragrance inside, and it will not be affected by closing the doors and windows.

The food was really hairy and wormy.

Aunt Gu is disgusting and regretful.It's all good ingredients, so it's just wasted in vain.She dumped the things into the trash can with distress, and got busy with washing the dishes.After coming out to dump the garbage, he buried his head in and cleaned the stove.

"Dad, when will grandma finish it?" Gu Hanghang sat in the car, waiting impatiently.

"Don't worry about Hanghang, it will be soon." Gu Changfan coaxed.

"How fast is soon?" This answer was too perfunctory, and Gu Hanghang was not satisfied.However, the child is very forgetful, and it didn't take long for him to ask another question: "Is it possible that I will go in and say goodbye later, and my illness will be cured?"

"That's right, so after Huihanghang enters, you have to be obedient, be obedient, do what you are asked to do, and don't make trouble. You must also be sincere when you say goodbye."

Gu Changfan originally thought that the child would nod obediently after hearing this, but Gu Hanghang frowned immediately, and said dissatisfiedly, "Then why is grandma still moving so slowly?"

"Did you procrastinate, do you want to see me die? I feel so uncomfortable." Gu Hanghang couldn't help complaining.

How can you say that about the elders!

Just when Gu Changfan wanted to educate his son, his wife glared at him, and then looked at the weak child, his face was pale, and the words of a lesson came to his lips, and he couldn't speak them immediately.I had no choice but to pat Gu Hanghang's head: "Grandma didn't do it on purpose. She has worked very hard, you see she has been working without stopping, right?"

... this family.

Gu Changsheng felt that there was no way to stay with them for a long time, just as Mrs. Gu had also cleaned up the kitchen, Gu Changsheng opened the car door first and went out: "Bring in the offerings and put them on the stove. Remember to put the roast suckling pig in the middle, and do whatever else you like." How do you put it?"

"Yes." Gu Changfan responded respectfully.Let the wife sit in the car with the child, open the trunk by herself, and move all the prepared offerings in by herself.

Fearing that the Stove Lord would misunderstand that he was disrespectful, the offerings were specially placed in newly bought bowls and plates.

"Master, do you think this is okay?"

Gu Changsheng was inspecting the stove, and he raised his head and took a look: "Put an incense burner at the front, and put a brazier or an unnecessary iron washbasin under the stove, and use it later to burn ingots."

Things were quickly put together, and when they were ready, Aunt Gu knelt down in front of the stove consciously, and even pulled her grandson, motioning him to kneel with her.

"I don't kneel." Gu Hanghang shook off Aunt Gu's hand, hugged his mother's leg, and buried his face behind his back: "On TV, only criminals kneel on the ground, and I don't kneel if I'm not a prisoner."

"Hey, you child," Mrs. Gu was anxious, she stood up and pulled the man out: "Quick, be obedient, you will be cured after kneeling."

"I don't, I won't!" Gu Hanghang howled dryly: "Grandma, you hurt me. Grandma, you don't hurt me at all, you are not my grandma!"

"Mom, let go quickly, your hands are strong and hurt the child." Gu Changfan and his wife hurriedly protected the child behind their backs: "Hang Hang is so old, he will listen to you, don't keep doing it. He You're still sick, people are already uncomfortable, wouldn't it be even more uncomfortable if you get hurt a little bit more. Then you won't feel bad too."

After feeling sorry for the child, Gu Changfan felt that the one who should be educated should be educated. He squatted down and looked at Gu Hanghang: "Hanghang, what did Dad say to you outside? Did you tell you to be obedient when you come in? Grandma told you to kneel Why don't you kneel? You did something wrong, if you don't kneel, the gods won't forgive you, and if you don't forgive you, how can your illness get better? Be obedient, just kneel this time." Finished rubbing the child's hair, let him kneel down .

"Why kneel, I'm so old, my classmates will laugh at me if they find out. I don't kneel." Gu Hanghang didn't give his father any face at all, he was crying and struggling to run outside.

This bear boy!

Gu Changsheng became impatient, and kept pestering and pestering him endlessly.As it is now, two more hours will not be able to coax the child well.How long will he be able to go home?

Taking out nine sticks of incense from the bag, Gu Changsheng stretched out his hand and flicked on the incense, offering the incense to spontaneously ignite without fire.Gu Hanghang, who was howling, was dumbfounded, and instantly forgot that he was still running away.

After lighting the incense, Gu Changsheng gave three sticks to Aunt Gu, and took another three sticks to Gu Hanghang. Gu Hanghang was curious about his method of burning incense, but he didn't refuse. He took it from Gu Zi and immersed himself in research.

"Kneel." Hearing this, Aunt Gu quickly knelt back, and Gu Changfan and his wife continued to coax the child.Gu Hanghang just wanted to run away with the incense, but Gu Changsheng gave him a casual look, and for some reason, he calmed down and didn't dare to make trouble anymore.

I always feel that if I don't obey, something terrible will happen.

Children have keen intuition, Gu Hanghang followed Aunt Gu's example and knelt on the ground.

"Master, let's start." Gu Changfan hurriedly urged, for fear that the child would start making trouble again after it was too late.

"...Ordinary people don't know what to do, offend the power of the gods, regret it in their hearts, and pray for forgiveness piously. The ingots are newly built, and the offerings are placed in front of the stove, with nine sticks of green smoke and incense, and worship the gods every year. The chef of the East ordered Jiuling Yuanwang Gu Changsheng, a disciple of the Dingfu Shenjun, respects the Shenjun." Gu Changsheng bowed three times after saying that, took the incense from Aunt Gu and Gu Hanghang's hands, put it together with his own, and inserted it into the incense burner.

As soon as the incense was taken away, Gu Hanghang remembered.

"Kowtow three times before getting up."

Just when Gu Changfan thought Gu Hanghang would cry.Gu Hanghang was like the rabbit stared at by a tiger when it was preyed on, his heart was full of a sense of crisis.How dare he act like a demon again, he kowtowed three times obediently before getting up again.

"I don't seem to be in pain anymore." Gu Hanghang patted his head in surprise, and found that the pain was no longer as heavy as that of a brick in his head, and he suddenly became happy: "It turns out that goodbye is really useful. I thought you lied to the children!"

After kowtowing, Aunt Gu stood up, her complexion obviously improved a lot, and she was no longer so haggard.

The money was not in vain, and seeing that the good-looking grandson was back to life, Aunt Gu finally felt a little better.

"When Hanghang knelt down, he seemed to be playing. He is young, and the Stove Lord doesn't care about it, but you have to take it to heart. From now on, the family will have to sacrifice the stove every year. When did Gu Hanghang really realize his mistake? You can stop.” So the key point is to teach children well.Otherwise, this kind of thing will have to happen again sooner or later.

Although Gu Changsheng felt that apart from children, adults also had something wrong with them to some extent.But it's not easy for him to intervene in other people's housework, so he has to hide these things and only talk about children.

Even so, Gu Changsheng didn't make it very clear.But what he meant, everyone present except Gu Hanghang understood it, so they could only embarrassingly agree.

Seeing this, Gu Changsheng explained a few words: "In the future, the annual offerings will not need to be as troublesome as today, except for the roast suckling pig, which is a must, and the rest can be prepared with seasonal fresh ones. "Throughout the ages, offering sacrifices to gods and apologizing for sins is a solemn act, and roast suckling pig is the main dish, which is indispensable.

"If you have time, it's best to fold the ingots by yourself. When you fold them, you will chant the godly name of the Stove Lord and apologize. The ingots folded in this way will be the most effective and sincere."

"The next time you hold a sacrifice to the stove, you don't need to come back specially, and you don't need to hire someone to preside over it. It can be done directly in the kitchen in the city. But remember, in the future, when cooking with an earthen stove, don't stuff dirty things into the stove. If you usually use microwave ovens and rice cookers in urban areas, you should also be careful not to throw garbage in them. Don’t fight or cry in the kitchen, as this will easily disturb the gods.”

He said everything that should be said, Gu Changsheng thought it over and made sure there was nothing missing, and after he was worthy of the reward, he prepared to go home before it was dark.

Hurry up and go back, now at this point, maybe not only have time to make supper, but also cook a late dinner.