Taoism on the tip of the tongue
Chapter 19 The Fourth Roast Suckling Pig
The patriarch was so angry that he didn't even want to eat anything, it had to be something that happened.Just when Gu Changsheng was in a hurry, the doorbell rang.
Aunt Gu's son was standing outside the door.
A young man in his thirties in a suit and leather shoes looks like an elite, but his hands are full of things, which ruins his image.
The quality of the suit on the young man's body is not bad, and he can afford a house in this area. Obviously, he is living well.It stands to reason that when life is worry-free, a man should be in a good mood.Why is there such anxiety on his face?
The divine punishment on Mrs. Gu is not too serious, ordinary people can't see it at all, so what is he worried about?
"Master!" Gu Changfan didn't know what was going on in Gu Changsheng's mind. When he saw a person, it was as if he had seen a savior. He was so emotional that it took him a long time to explain the ins and outs of the matter clearly.
Gu Changfan has been studying very well since he was a child, and has always been at the top of the list. During the college entrance examination, he was even more successful. He went to a top-ranked university in China. After graduation, he went to work.The wages rose again and again, and within a few years he bought a big house in the urban area, and the whole family moved here.In the middle, he married a beautiful and capable wife, and the two gave birth to a fat baby together, which is completely a template for a winner in life.
It was a good day.Although the mother likes to put on airs and preach, but the wife is submissive, and there is not much friction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.The child is smart, although he is a bit naughty, but in Gu Changfan's eyes, there is no child who does not like to play, let alone a boy, it is normal to be mischievous.
Who knew that unexpected disasters would come.
"Last weekend, my mother took Hanghang back to the countryside to play, and it turned out that something happened to the child while she was washing the clothes." When mentioning the child, Gu Changfan became more worried: "Hanghang said it was uncomfortable. Mom didn't dare to go to the clinic there, fearing that there might be a misdiagnosis, so she just took a taxi and took her back to the city to find a big hospital for treatment."
"But after a full set of examinations, the doctor didn't see anything wrong with the child." Gu Changfan was dissatisfied, thinking that those doctors were all in vain, otherwise how could they not be able to detect even minor illnesses.However, in order not to arouse Gu Changsheng's disgust, he wisely did not show it, and just continued to say: "Hanghang is a good boy, he can't pretend to be sick. Later we changed hospitals, and the result was the same. The only one The difference is that the doctor there told me not to lie about the age of the child when I bring the child to see a doctor next time, as this will easily affect their judgment. He said that Hanghang is eight years old and his development is a little delayed. Let me pay attention, next month Bring him in for another checkup."
The child of Gu Changfan's family, Gu Changsheng, has met several times. If I remember correctly, he should only be six years old this year.Faces don't lie.
"My family Hang Hang is only six years old, how could you say it is eight years old?" Gu Changfan wiped his face helplessly: "But the bone age can't lie, the hospital's list shows that it is eight years old. No matter how you switch hospitals, the result is the same.”
"Hanghang felt uncomfortable, which may be a side effect of the sudden increase in bone age. The hospital didn't know how to treat it. After a few days of observation in the hospital, there was no result. They just asked me to take the child back for regular reexamination."
"Ke Hanghang has been suffering all the time, and he can't sleep well at night. My mother said that there might be an evil spirit, and I found two jumping immortals to exorcise the evil spirits, but it turned out that they were all liars, and it was useless. There is really no way, I just came to see you." Gu Changfan pushed the gift towards Gu Changsheng: "My mother has a good heart, but she is not very good at talking, and if I offended you, I apologize to you."
"She's getting old, don't be as knowledgeable as her." Gu Changfan said emotionally: "You can sort of see that child Hanghang grow up, if you can, you can help us." Speaking of this , Gu Changfan stretched out his hand and pushed a bank card over, luring it for profit.
Gu Changsheng didn't even look at his bank card.He seemed unmoved, but he had already decided to go.It's not for helping, but, if you have money, you don't take it for nothing, and if you take it, you can just save it to cast a golden body for the patriarch.More importantly, if this matter is not resolved, the patriarch may still not eat.
This will pass, and I probably won't be able to catch up with dinner, but if everything goes well, I may have time to cook a supper for the old man when I come back.Thinking of this, Gu Changsheng nodded reservedly under Gu Changfan's eager eyes.
"The child is uncomfortable, why don't we leave now?" Gu Changfan was overjoyed, fearing that Gu Changsheng would regret it, he stood up and went out first.
They are all in the same community, and the two families are not far from each other. It takes only a few minutes to walk to Gu Changfan's house.Seeing Gu Changsheng, Aunt Gu's face was a little embarrassing: "Xiaohang is on the bed."
As soon as they met each other, Gu Changsheng discovered that the marks of God's punishment on Aunt Gu's body were even heavier.I haven't seen her for a few hours, and she offended the patriarch again?
Looking at the child again, the child was lying on the bed, the air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and a thin blanket was placed on his stomach.Even so, the face that should have been flushed was still very pale.Gu Changsheng stretched out his hand to touch it, and found that his hands and feet were also extremely cold.On a very hot day, the child is full of firepower, which is not normal at all.
No wonder Mrs. Gu suspected that it was a collision with evil spirits.
Hang Hang was sleeping with his eyes closed.The little brows were tangled together, obviously not sleeping peacefully.Aunt Gu's face was full of distress, and she couldn't care about the embarrassment before, and asked eagerly: "How is it?" Is there any help?
The traces of God's punishment on Gu Hanghang's body are actually more serious than Aunt Gu's.At this time, Gu Changsheng could see that the divine punishment on the grandfather and grandson was indeed brought down by the patriarch.
This time, he was right.
The Stove Lord has never been a good-tempered god, but when the belief in the ancient gods flourished, the ancients knew more about these taboos.Modern people often don't even know which gods exist, let alone memorize their likes and dislikes.Gu Hanghang probably committed a taboo when he was being mischievous.
There is a record in "Baopuzi": On the dark night of the moon, the kitchen god also went to heaven to accuse the white people.The big wins the record.Journalist, three hundred days also.The little one wins.Counting, one hundred days also.
When the Kitchen God got angry, he never behaved like ordinary people when he was angry, he only beat and scolded.His old man has always directly deprived his lifespan, so the ancients who knew about it never dared to make the Kitchen God angry, and they were respectful and respectful every year when they offered sacrifices.
Aunt Gu had traces of being robbed. She was robbed twice, adding up to [-] days.Aunt Gu is only in her fifties, and the loss of two hundred days does not have much impact on her, but she looks a little older.But her grandson was sick, and she was worried, she couldn't rest well and looked haggard.It can be said that it is quite normal to show old age, so no one takes it seriously.
But for children, the situation is different.In particular, Gu Hanghang didn't know what he did, but he was confiscated twice by the Stove Lord.Three hundred days in one era, adding up to almost two years.For children, the separation of time has very great sequelae.Not to mention the impact on his health, because of the passage of life, the bone age will increase, which will affect Gu Hanghang's height in the future.
The situation is a bit similar to children who have taken hormones by mistake, whose bones close prematurely, and who do not grow taller.
The punishment is so heavy, the patriarch is really angry.
Gu Changsheng's complexion was not as good as when he entered the door.
Aunt Gu didn't notice this at all, she threw herself on her grandson, and seeing that Gu Changsheng didn't answer, she hurriedly asked, "Is it because of an evil spirit? Master, do you think there is any way to exorcise him?" But there must be a way ah!
"No evil."
"How can a child who is not bewitched be like this?" Aunt Gu refused to let go: "You have to take a good look at it."
"What else is there to see? You have offended the gods, and the gods are going to punish you!" Gu Changsheng was too lazy to talk, if he was not afraid that the patriarch would be unhappy, he would have walked away now.
Anyway, Gu Hanghang won't have any serious problems, his body will get better after a period of time to adapt, at most, his height will be a little shorter than it should be in the future, it won't affect much.It's only a matter of one or two centimeters, and it won't become a dwarf.
"What kind of god?" Gu Changmao wanted to say that he was still a god in what age.Although he went to look for Gu Changsheng, he didn't really believe it.He only thought that Gu Changsheng had some folk remedies for his symptoms, and he wanted to reassure his old lady, so he asked to come to the door.
As soon as the words were asked, Gu Changfan noticed that Aunt Gu's face was not right.Gu Changsheng naturally noticed this too.
"Mom, did you not tell me what happened?" Gu Changfan knew his mother very well.
Aunt Gu's face was full of guilty conscience and panic. Even if she was questioned by her son, she still didn't make up her mind to speak for a long time.
"Mom, tell me, Hanghang is still lying down!" Gu Changfan was in a hurry, and hurriedly urged.
When mentioning her grandson, Aunt Gu gritted her teeth and said, "A few days ago when I was cooking in the country, Hang Hang had never seen an earthen stove, so he said he would light a fire for me. Then I see that he is so obedient, he can If you offer me help, you can't bear to refuse."
"As a result, when Hanghang was burning the fire, he wanted to go to the toilet again. You know the toilet in my hometown. I dare not let him go alone. What if he falls down? But the fire in the stove is still burning, and I can't go. Let him solve it in the house."
"I didn't expect Hang Hang to urinate into the stove, and even dragged his poop on the ground. I said I'll deal with it later, but he didn't listen. I took the paper bag myself, stuffed it into the stove fire, and burned it with the firewood. gone."
... When Gu Changsheng heard this, his whole body exploded.
No wonder the patriarch doesn't eat, if he were, he would be so disgusted that he would lose his appetite.
Aunt Gu's son was standing outside the door.
A young man in his thirties in a suit and leather shoes looks like an elite, but his hands are full of things, which ruins his image.
The quality of the suit on the young man's body is not bad, and he can afford a house in this area. Obviously, he is living well.It stands to reason that when life is worry-free, a man should be in a good mood.Why is there such anxiety on his face?
The divine punishment on Mrs. Gu is not too serious, ordinary people can't see it at all, so what is he worried about?
"Master!" Gu Changfan didn't know what was going on in Gu Changsheng's mind. When he saw a person, it was as if he had seen a savior. He was so emotional that it took him a long time to explain the ins and outs of the matter clearly.
Gu Changfan has been studying very well since he was a child, and has always been at the top of the list. During the college entrance examination, he was even more successful. He went to a top-ranked university in China. After graduation, he went to work.The wages rose again and again, and within a few years he bought a big house in the urban area, and the whole family moved here.In the middle, he married a beautiful and capable wife, and the two gave birth to a fat baby together, which is completely a template for a winner in life.
It was a good day.Although the mother likes to put on airs and preach, but the wife is submissive, and there is not much friction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.The child is smart, although he is a bit naughty, but in Gu Changfan's eyes, there is no child who does not like to play, let alone a boy, it is normal to be mischievous.
Who knew that unexpected disasters would come.
"Last weekend, my mother took Hanghang back to the countryside to play, and it turned out that something happened to the child while she was washing the clothes." When mentioning the child, Gu Changfan became more worried: "Hanghang said it was uncomfortable. Mom didn't dare to go to the clinic there, fearing that there might be a misdiagnosis, so she just took a taxi and took her back to the city to find a big hospital for treatment."
"But after a full set of examinations, the doctor didn't see anything wrong with the child." Gu Changfan was dissatisfied, thinking that those doctors were all in vain, otherwise how could they not be able to detect even minor illnesses.However, in order not to arouse Gu Changsheng's disgust, he wisely did not show it, and just continued to say: "Hanghang is a good boy, he can't pretend to be sick. Later we changed hospitals, and the result was the same. The only one The difference is that the doctor there told me not to lie about the age of the child when I bring the child to see a doctor next time, as this will easily affect their judgment. He said that Hanghang is eight years old and his development is a little delayed. Let me pay attention, next month Bring him in for another checkup."
The child of Gu Changfan's family, Gu Changsheng, has met several times. If I remember correctly, he should only be six years old this year.Faces don't lie.
"My family Hang Hang is only six years old, how could you say it is eight years old?" Gu Changfan wiped his face helplessly: "But the bone age can't lie, the hospital's list shows that it is eight years old. No matter how you switch hospitals, the result is the same.”
"Hanghang felt uncomfortable, which may be a side effect of the sudden increase in bone age. The hospital didn't know how to treat it. After a few days of observation in the hospital, there was no result. They just asked me to take the child back for regular reexamination."
"Ke Hanghang has been suffering all the time, and he can't sleep well at night. My mother said that there might be an evil spirit, and I found two jumping immortals to exorcise the evil spirits, but it turned out that they were all liars, and it was useless. There is really no way, I just came to see you." Gu Changfan pushed the gift towards Gu Changsheng: "My mother has a good heart, but she is not very good at talking, and if I offended you, I apologize to you."
"She's getting old, don't be as knowledgeable as her." Gu Changfan said emotionally: "You can sort of see that child Hanghang grow up, if you can, you can help us." Speaking of this , Gu Changfan stretched out his hand and pushed a bank card over, luring it for profit.
Gu Changsheng didn't even look at his bank card.He seemed unmoved, but he had already decided to go.It's not for helping, but, if you have money, you don't take it for nothing, and if you take it, you can just save it to cast a golden body for the patriarch.More importantly, if this matter is not resolved, the patriarch may still not eat.
This will pass, and I probably won't be able to catch up with dinner, but if everything goes well, I may have time to cook a supper for the old man when I come back.Thinking of this, Gu Changsheng nodded reservedly under Gu Changfan's eager eyes.
"The child is uncomfortable, why don't we leave now?" Gu Changfan was overjoyed, fearing that Gu Changsheng would regret it, he stood up and went out first.
They are all in the same community, and the two families are not far from each other. It takes only a few minutes to walk to Gu Changfan's house.Seeing Gu Changsheng, Aunt Gu's face was a little embarrassing: "Xiaohang is on the bed."
As soon as they met each other, Gu Changsheng discovered that the marks of God's punishment on Aunt Gu's body were even heavier.I haven't seen her for a few hours, and she offended the patriarch again?
Looking at the child again, the child was lying on the bed, the air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and a thin blanket was placed on his stomach.Even so, the face that should have been flushed was still very pale.Gu Changsheng stretched out his hand to touch it, and found that his hands and feet were also extremely cold.On a very hot day, the child is full of firepower, which is not normal at all.
No wonder Mrs. Gu suspected that it was a collision with evil spirits.
Hang Hang was sleeping with his eyes closed.The little brows were tangled together, obviously not sleeping peacefully.Aunt Gu's face was full of distress, and she couldn't care about the embarrassment before, and asked eagerly: "How is it?" Is there any help?
The traces of God's punishment on Gu Hanghang's body are actually more serious than Aunt Gu's.At this time, Gu Changsheng could see that the divine punishment on the grandfather and grandson was indeed brought down by the patriarch.
This time, he was right.
The Stove Lord has never been a good-tempered god, but when the belief in the ancient gods flourished, the ancients knew more about these taboos.Modern people often don't even know which gods exist, let alone memorize their likes and dislikes.Gu Hanghang probably committed a taboo when he was being mischievous.
There is a record in "Baopuzi": On the dark night of the moon, the kitchen god also went to heaven to accuse the white people.The big wins the record.Journalist, three hundred days also.The little one wins.Counting, one hundred days also.
When the Kitchen God got angry, he never behaved like ordinary people when he was angry, he only beat and scolded.His old man has always directly deprived his lifespan, so the ancients who knew about it never dared to make the Kitchen God angry, and they were respectful and respectful every year when they offered sacrifices.
Aunt Gu had traces of being robbed. She was robbed twice, adding up to [-] days.Aunt Gu is only in her fifties, and the loss of two hundred days does not have much impact on her, but she looks a little older.But her grandson was sick, and she was worried, she couldn't rest well and looked haggard.It can be said that it is quite normal to show old age, so no one takes it seriously.
But for children, the situation is different.In particular, Gu Hanghang didn't know what he did, but he was confiscated twice by the Stove Lord.Three hundred days in one era, adding up to almost two years.For children, the separation of time has very great sequelae.Not to mention the impact on his health, because of the passage of life, the bone age will increase, which will affect Gu Hanghang's height in the future.
The situation is a bit similar to children who have taken hormones by mistake, whose bones close prematurely, and who do not grow taller.
The punishment is so heavy, the patriarch is really angry.
Gu Changsheng's complexion was not as good as when he entered the door.
Aunt Gu didn't notice this at all, she threw herself on her grandson, and seeing that Gu Changsheng didn't answer, she hurriedly asked, "Is it because of an evil spirit? Master, do you think there is any way to exorcise him?" But there must be a way ah!
"No evil."
"How can a child who is not bewitched be like this?" Aunt Gu refused to let go: "You have to take a good look at it."
"What else is there to see? You have offended the gods, and the gods are going to punish you!" Gu Changsheng was too lazy to talk, if he was not afraid that the patriarch would be unhappy, he would have walked away now.
Anyway, Gu Hanghang won't have any serious problems, his body will get better after a period of time to adapt, at most, his height will be a little shorter than it should be in the future, it won't affect much.It's only a matter of one or two centimeters, and it won't become a dwarf.
"What kind of god?" Gu Changmao wanted to say that he was still a god in what age.Although he went to look for Gu Changsheng, he didn't really believe it.He only thought that Gu Changsheng had some folk remedies for his symptoms, and he wanted to reassure his old lady, so he asked to come to the door.
As soon as the words were asked, Gu Changfan noticed that Aunt Gu's face was not right.Gu Changsheng naturally noticed this too.
"Mom, did you not tell me what happened?" Gu Changfan knew his mother very well.
Aunt Gu's face was full of guilty conscience and panic. Even if she was questioned by her son, she still didn't make up her mind to speak for a long time.
"Mom, tell me, Hanghang is still lying down!" Gu Changfan was in a hurry, and hurriedly urged.
When mentioning her grandson, Aunt Gu gritted her teeth and said, "A few days ago when I was cooking in the country, Hang Hang had never seen an earthen stove, so he said he would light a fire for me. Then I see that he is so obedient, he can If you offer me help, you can't bear to refuse."
"As a result, when Hanghang was burning the fire, he wanted to go to the toilet again. You know the toilet in my hometown. I dare not let him go alone. What if he falls down? But the fire in the stove is still burning, and I can't go. Let him solve it in the house."
"I didn't expect Hang Hang to urinate into the stove, and even dragged his poop on the ground. I said I'll deal with it later, but he didn't listen. I took the paper bag myself, stuffed it into the stove fire, and burned it with the firewood. gone."
... When Gu Changsheng heard this, his whole body exploded.
No wonder the patriarch doesn't eat, if he were, he would be so disgusted that he would lose his appetite.
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