Taoism on the tip of the tongue

"Auntie didn't come to ask you to book a table." Not sure whether Gu Changsheng was really stupid or pretending to be stupid, Auntie Gu decided to play a straight ball and not give him a chance to evade.

No, you asked someone who opened a private restaurant to help, what else can you do if you don't book a table?It can't be that I want to buy breakfast tomorrow, but I'm too lazy to buy it from his stall, so let him deliver it to my door.It's enough to just say something about this kind of thing, so there's no need to come to the door to ask for things in such a big battle.

Gu Changsheng didn't understand, so Aunt Gu explained to him directly: "We belong to the same family, and we were one family 500 years ago. A family doesn't speak two different languages. For so many years, Auntie has never begged you for anything. Today Auntie doesn't. Just say it with a cheeky face. I heard that you have a bit of supernatural ability?"

Speaking of this, Aunt Gu sighed: "Your grandfather and your father seemed to have it back then. I thought that in your generation, this craftsmanship would be discontinued. After all, you young people don't like it, and you don't believe it. I didn't expect You are an exception, it is good that you are better than blue than blue."

"You are very famous, and there is nothing my aunt can give. I just hope that you will visit the same neighborhood for so many years and neighbors. Of course, the due reward will definitely not miss you."

This, why are these words so hard to say.

Gu Changsheng was somewhat unwilling to agree.

The words are all good words, but it feels weird to be said so by the other party.But if he really wanted to say what was wrong, he couldn't find it.It just feels that this is not an attitude of asking for help.

It is said that it is an old neighbor, but in fact this community has only been built for a few years.His real old neighbors are only the Yu family brothers who grew up with him and moved in together even when they moved house.The Aunt Gu in front of me can't see her a few times throughout the year, she can be a stranger.If it wasn't for the fact that he recently set up a breakfast stand at the gate of the community, the two of them really haven't dealt with each other.I don't know where she got those things from.

Under such circumstances, if the other party came to him sincerely, Gu Changsheng would definitely agree without saying a word.But what's the matter with putting on airs of elders now?

My parents are still alive.

The couple lived in seclusion in the countryside, opened a farmhouse, picked chrysanthemums under the eastern fence, and saw Nanshan leisurely. They lived a beautiful life.The serious elders didn't care about him, let alone someone who didn't get along with him.

Taoism has always followed one's heart, and after Gu Changsheng made a decision, he looked puzzled: "Ma'am, what are you talking about with supernatural abilities?"

"My family's ancestors handed down all the skills of cooking. How amazing is it? Who knows two special dishes?" Without giving Aunt Gu a chance to speak, Gu Changsheng continued: "I dare not take it as your boast, don't say it It’s because blue is better than blue, to be honest, my cooking skills are not even up to my dad’s level, so I still have to work hard.”

"It's not that I'm nosy, but aunt, what age is it now, you can't be feudal and superstitious. The police and the people are family members. If you have something to ask the police, we have to believe in science!"

"If you don't want to help, just say it. Why are you pretending to be stupid? You are still superstitious. Why didn't the feudal superstitious police arrest you? Pooh!" Aunt Gu blushed with anger, and swore angrily, "It's my fault that I didn't do it before. I often go to take care of your business, Baiyanlang, in the future at your stall, don’t think about me buying another bun!"

It's as if I live off that one stall.It was originally a sideline business for development when I had nothing to do, and I liked to buy or not.Gu Changsheng watched the other party leave politely, and was about to close the door when he saw the other party running back angrily.

Aunt Gu squeezed Gu Changsheng away, rushed into the living room and took back the piece of bacon that was on the coffee table: "I just give this meat to the dog, and the dog can wag its tail, and I don't want to leave it for stray dogs if I throw it in the trash can." You!" After speaking, he ran away in a hurry, not even taking the elevator.

Really good legs.There are more than ten floors here.

Gu Changsheng closed the door, and there was no accident this time.He planned to tidy up the living room and start cooking.When tidying up the sofa, I suddenly found a bank card under the pillow.

When Fang Yanzhi was here just now, he was sitting on this sofa.Gu Changsheng didn't even need to think about it, he knew who kept the card.

People are really different.Some people come to ask for help, and even put on airs and say that they will be paid.Some people were afraid that he would not accept them, so they quietly stuffed them in the corner.

In fact, regarding the male ghost, Director Yu had already given him a card, so there was absolutely no need for Fang Yanzhi to offer another one.But the other party had good intentions, and the money in the card was returned without an account, so Gu Changsheng simply sent a gold-plated statue of the Stove Lord to Fang Boyan's home.

Fang Yanzhi can see yin and yang. This physique is a dream for a cultivator, but for an ordinary person with little self-protection ability, sometimes it is a bit dangerous.For him, the idol is the best life-saving talisman.Putting it at home as a town house is nothing compared to it.

Fang Yanzhi lived at his brother's house during this time, and he should be able to receive it when he sent it.Even if he couldn't, his brother would pass it on after seeing the letter.

After settling this matter, Gu Changsheng happily transferred the money in the card to his own account.While Gu Changsheng was cooking, he couldn't help but recall Aunt Gu's face.

One reason for not accepting this order was because of the other party's attitude, and the other reason was that he didn't see ghosts and evil spirits in Aunt Gu.Aunt Gu is not as special as Fang Yanzhi, and she has to count her birthday to see the clue.She is just a normal person.

But this ordinary old woman has done something that many people can't do.There are no ghosts on her body, but there are traces of being punished by the gods.I don't know which god she offended.In this day and age, there are very few gods who show signs of anger.

This kind of thing is different from ghosts and ghosts. Without knowing the character of the insider, Gu Changsheng dare not intervene at will.If one is not careful, it is easy to be implicated.If Mrs. Gu's attitude could be better, maybe he would help to negotiate a deal.But now, he doesn't do such thankless things.

Gu Changsheng cooked the meal, and served the patriarch as an offering before eating.Put the rice and meat dishes on the stove, and then prepare to replace the previous offerings.Gu Changsheng couldn't help frowning.

I didn't notice it before, but this time I took the offerings away from the statue and found out, why is the back of the fruit plate moldy?Several dim sum items also showed signs of spoilage.

He put this fruit plate on yesterday morning, and he picked all the freshest and juiciest fruits.It has only been left for a day and not a week, how could it be so rotten to this point.And the strangest thing was that only the side facing the statue was moldy, and the side facing him still looked fresh and moist.

And pastries.As the temperature rises in summer, ordinary pastries will become sour after being left overnight. For this reason, he specially made some delicious and long-lasting pastries.In the current weather, these pastries will be fine for three or four days, but they will be harder on the third day at most, and the taste will not be good.But usually he would withdraw the plate and replace it with new offerings the next day, so these problems did not exist at all.As a result, these pastries, like the fruits, have gone bad now.The only ones that have deteriorated are the few pieces that are close to the statue.

What's going on here?

It stands to reason that the food provided to the gods is the least perishable.

Why looking at it now, it shortened the time of decay.

In any case, it is disrespectful to the gods to put spoiled offerings in front of the statues.Fearing that the patriarch would be angry, Gu Changsheng hurriedly served up the dishes that were just out of the pan and still steaming.After throwing away the fruit and cakes, Gu Changsheng burned incense to apologize.

Although I don't know why the offerings have deteriorated, the Patriarch didn't blame him, otherwise, when he was cooking today, the old man wouldn't have troubled him.Thinking of this, Gu Changsheng felt at ease, and went to eat after burning incense.

Halfway through the meal, Gu Changsheng suddenly realized something.

Aunt Gu was punished by the gods, and the ancestor's offering had a vision. Is there a connection between them?Could it be that Mrs. Gu offended the patriarch?

Just thinking of this, Gu Changsheng suddenly smelled a foul stench.

The toilet exploded?

There is no sound.Gu Changsheng quickly stood up and checked the bathroom.The bathrooms are all in good condition, the toilet is not blown or blocked, and the sewer is not flooded, so the source of the smell is not here at all.It smelled like it was coming from the kitchen.

It couldn't be that there was something wrong with the refrigerator. Gu Changsheng went to the kitchen to take a look. Before he opened the refrigerator, he found that the offerings on the stove had rotted again.

The food that was only cooked half an hour ago, not to mention that it is only summer now, even in the hottest days of midsummer, did not deteriorate so quickly.

This is definitely not due to the weather, nor is there a problem with the offerings.After all, the food he put on the dining table from the same pot was still good.

It's still steaming, but not cold.

In front of the statue of the Patriarch, the only one who can make the offerings like this is the God of the Patriarch.

Gu Changsheng felt that things had exploded.

Things will go bad if you don't eat them. Is the patriarch going on a hunger strike? !