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Chapter 4 Official X Thief
"Hey, let me tell you, can you stop chasing me?" Lu Lin supported the tree, gasping for breath, his throat felt dry for a while.
"No, you're a thief, I have to catch you back." Fu Jin tied Lu Lin's hands with hemp rope, with a blank expression on his face, he pulled him back.
"Hey, let me have a rest too!" Lu Lin hadn't recovered his strength yet, his breath was unsteady when he spoke, and he was dragged by Fu Jin to trot for a while, "You are not tired from running all the way from the city to the mountains!"
Fu Jin didn't say a word, and pulled Lu Lin back quickly.
Lu Lin is a restless master and has a big heart. Even if Fu Jin caught him, he didn't show a little panic on his face. Instead, he looked left and right as if looking at the scenery. He began to size up Fu Jin.
Fu Jin is tall and wearing vermilion clothes, which look like valuable materials, not to mention a pair of red jadeites the size of pigeon eggs are inlaid on the pair of official boots under his feet, and the sword in his hand is also carved with gold and silver. , looks like a corrupt official.But that face is the president's, with a righteous face, starry eyes and sword eyebrows, so that he looks like an upright gentleman, no wonder the group of little girls on the street just threw melons and fruits at him, thinking they were helping me.
Lu Lin's face slumped, and the corner of his mouth twitched. Now he knew why he kept getting tripped over while running just now.
Shaking his head, Lu Lin thought that he could escape by outsmarting him this time, so he bumped him with his arm and said, "My lord, there is no one here. Your lord has a lot of people, so let me go?"
"My family has a good wine from the wine shop Liu Lao, which is more than 70 years old! Why don't we go to my place and taste it?"
"Hey, my lord, please don't talk. I see that you are not wearing an official uniform. Is it possible that you are also taking a rest today? That's a good idea. I will take you to the best restaurant in our city. I dare say You must have never been to this place!"
Lu Lin kept talking along the way, and although Fu Jin didn't show his expression, he was indeed annoyed by him.He bent his arm and raised his hand, the long sword in his hand just hit Lu Lin, causing Lu Lin to cry out in pain.
"My lord, you are trying to kill me! Hiss, it hurts..." While complaining, Lu Lin suddenly found himself speechless, "Ah...ah?"
He could only make a few intermittent breaths, Lu Lin's eyes widened, and he hurriedly grabbed Fu Jin's arm.
"Ugh!" My lord, what's wrong with me!
"I tapped your Ya acupoint, you save some effort, and the road will be quieter." Fu Jin still had no expression on his face, and pulled Lu Lin towards the city without looking back.
"Ah?" Still think I'm noisy?
Lu Lin rolled his eyes behind Fu Jin's back, and continued to glance around boredly. Suddenly, he noticed that there was a hole not far away that was specially dug by a hunter to catch wild animals. Although it was covered with a lot of leaves, it was well concealed. But Lu Lin, an old fried dough stick who has been in the market and lived in the mountains, can tell at a glance.
If I can lure this kid over and kick him down while he is unaware, won't I be able to escape?
Thinking in his heart, Lu Lin also started to plan. It happened that there was a tree next to the pit. Lu Lin smiled inwardly, stopped, and pulled the rope.
"When?" Fu Jin asked, still not intending to stop.
Seeing him not stopping, Lu Lin simply squatted down, clutching his stomach as if he was half-dead.
"What's wrong?" Fu Jin finally stopped, standing in front of Lu Lin, looking down at him.
Lu Lin pointed to his stomach, and made a look of unbearable pain.
Fu Jin frowned, he probably understood Lu Lin's meaning, but he did not see such routines uncommonly.
"Can you still bear it?"
"Ah!" Lu Lin shook his head violently, the expression on his face was a little more painful.I thought to myself, God, is this person really hard-hearted? He has never suffered from stomach troubles, or is his acting not good enough?
"It's because you're feeling sick in your stomach, and you're not trying to make a plan to escape. If you dare to swear, I will believe you."
"Yeah!" Lu Lin nodded hurriedly and raised his hand to swear.
"Okay, I'll let you go, but the rope can't be untied, understand?"
"Yeah!" Lu Lin nodded again and again, hunched over and shook his hands, pointing to the tree next to the big pit, but his heart was full of joy.
Fu Jin nodded, and walked there with Lu Lin.
Seeing him approaching step by step, Lu Lin hugged his stomach and wished he could straighten up and applaud immediately. Seeing that he was about to step on the pit, Lu Lin was ready to raise his legs and give him a fatal kick.
This kind of hunting pit dug by hunters in the mountains is actually extremely dangerous, and there are no obvious signs around it. Ordinary people must not be able to tell the difference between this and ordinary ground.A layer of cloth was spread on the pit, and the surrounding area of the cloth was slightly pressed with the soil on the ground. A thin layer of pictures on the ground was spread on the cloth surface, and some leaves were used to block it. It looked almost the same as an ordinary road surface.
Although Fu Jin was vigilant, he didn't notice what was under his feet. On the one hand, it was because the pit was really hidden, and on the other hand, it was because of Lu Lin. Even if he couldn't speak, he was moaning behind him, which was really annoying.
Fu Jin caught it without paying attention, and Lu Lin who was following behind him wanted to laugh out loud, and wanted to run away as soon as he pulled the rope.
It's just that he didn't expect that Fu Jin could pull the rope so tightly, with such strength, that he could be dragged straight to the bottom of the pit.
What Lu Lin didn't expect was that the pit was not only deep, but it was also filled with extremely sharp wooden sticks, even at the bottom of the pit.
Lu Lin is now in an extremely dangerous situation, and if he is not careful, he will lose his children and grandchildren.
Standing on tiptoe, he looked at the razor-sharp piece of wood, and moved his steps cautiously, his body stiffened with tension, and he almost stopped breathing.
Fu Jin grabbed the rope and looked at Lu Lin indifferently. There were several broken wooden sticks by his feet.
Lu Lin managed to get away from the danger of Juehou, and when he saw the broken logs on the ground, his heart trembled again.
"You knew there was a trap here." Fu Jin stared straight at Lu Lin with eagle-like eyes.
"Ah!" Lu Lin shook his head vigorously, trying to pretend to be innocent.
"A gentleman believes in faith, and righteousness does not eat up!"
Fu Jin's tone was very serious. He pulled the rope, and Lu Lin was immediately pulled to him.
"Ahhh." Lu Lin's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he was flustered and regretful.
Cut, I am not rare to be a gentleman.
"If you throw any tricks on the way, I will definitely not let you go!"
Lu Lin shook his head, expressing that he would never do such a thing again.
Fu Jin looked at him, sighed, grabbed Lu Lin's arm, jumped up easily, and stepped on the wood around the pothole to the ground.
Lu Lin saw that he fell from the bottom of the pit to the ground in the blink of an eye, and couldn't help but patted him on the back in surprise. Although he couldn't speak, he still used his mouth to express his admiration for him.
Fu Jin didn't say anything, tapped Lu Lin a few times, looked at the big pit and asked, "What is this pit for?"
"Eh?"
Lu Lin was naturally very happy when he found that his acupuncture point had been released. He cleared his throat several times before saying, "This is what hunters use to hunt."
"Isn't it afraid of hurting people if the trap is made like this?" Fu Jin asked with a serious tone, frowning at Lu Lin.
"You, what are you doing so fiercely? I didn't do it. Besides, whoever came to this wilderness for nothing, how could he hurt someone?" Lu Lin was frightened by his aura, and his words stuttered .
"Hey, what do you want to do?"
Fu Jin wrapped the rope around the tree on the side a few times and tied it in a knot. Lu Lin watched his movements and didn't understand why.
"I'm going to get the wood in the ground. If someone accidentally falls down, it won't be good if they get hurt." After saying that, he jumped into the pit.
Lu Lin leaned against the tree and rolled his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "Don't say there is no one here, even if someone has such a big hole, he can't see it. Besides, the hunters install these things because they are afraid that the prey will run away." Yes, you have been dismantled by others, what are they going to catch for food..."
In the pit, Fu Jin stopped moving, nodded and said, "You're right."
Lu Lin shook his body and stammered, "You, can you hear me?"
"Ah."
"Hey, my lord, I'm just joking." Lu Lin immediately changed his tone and said with some compliments.
"No, threesomes must have my teacher, I've been taught." Fu Jin jumped onto the ground and walked to Lu Lin's side.
"Ha, there's a third person here?" Lu Lin looked around, puzzled.
Fu Jin shook her head, and checked the rope tied to Lu Lin.
"You stay here first." After saying that, he took his sword and left.
"Hey, let me loosen my rope a bit. What if a bear comes later? My lord, did you hear what I said!"
Seeing Fu Jin walk away, Lu Lin asked loudly while struggling with the rope, but Fu Jin obviously didn't intend to leave him, and walked straight into the depths of the forest.
Lu Lin took a deep breath, looked around nervously, and swallowed.
It is now noon, the sun is hanging high above the head, and the sunlight is also very harsh. The place where Lu Lin is standing now is a small path opened by passers-by. It is still open, and it is bright under the direct sunlight. Like the eerie look in the deep forest.
Lu Lin tried the length of the rope in his hand, and tried to see how high he could climb up the tree. He had to be prepared, what if a blind bear came by later!
Fu Jin went there for a long time and didn't come back, Lu Lin could only pick the bark out of boredom, and used the bark to tease the little ants that were climbing up.
I don't know how many times I looked into the forest, and finally saw Fu Jin's shadow, Lu Lin jumped up excitedly.
But when he saw it clearly, he realized that Fu Jin was still carrying a wild boar.
Lu Lin opened his mouth wide in shock, watched Fu Jin throw the wild boar into the pit, and asked, "You went to the forest to beat this wild boar?"
"Yes." Fu Jin nodded, and untied the rope tied to the tree.
Lu Lin looked at Fu Jin with an indescribable expression on his face. How should I put it, he had never seen such a stupid person who liked to do such thankless things.As soon as he thought about it, Lu Lin came up with another plan.
"Oh, my lord's heart is so kind. It reminds me of my father who passed away. My father was always like this when he was alive. He always wanted to help others. For this reason, my mother often complained about it. Suddenly, seven or eight years have passed. Well, today is the anniversary of my father's death, and I originally wanted to buy him some good wine and food to honor his old man, but I am incapable and unprogressive, so I became jealous all of a sudden." Lu Lin said, choked up in his words, "If my lord can let me go today, let me go to pay homage..."
"Stop pretending." Fu Jin looked up at Lu Lin.
"Huh?" Lu Lin panicked when he saw him.
"Who would steal a girl's sachet as a sacrifice?"
"Uh..." Lu Lin scratched his head in embarrassment, and rubbed his nose with his fingers.
I mistook it, and thought it was a pouch, no wonder it was so beautifully embroidered, and so was Miss Fu, who loves to bully others. Isn’t it just a sachet, screaming so loudly, I thought it was something good.
"Let's go."
Fu Jin untied the rope, wrapped the extra rope around Lu Lin's hands a few times, walked beside him and said, "I'll go with you now. Be honest, you know?"
"Ha, sir, are you still planning to take me to the Yamen? Didn't you just say that I am your teacher? Hey, hey, hey... Slow down, walk slowly!"
"No, you're a thief, I have to catch you back." Fu Jin tied Lu Lin's hands with hemp rope, with a blank expression on his face, he pulled him back.
"Hey, let me have a rest too!" Lu Lin hadn't recovered his strength yet, his breath was unsteady when he spoke, and he was dragged by Fu Jin to trot for a while, "You are not tired from running all the way from the city to the mountains!"
Fu Jin didn't say a word, and pulled Lu Lin back quickly.
Lu Lin is a restless master and has a big heart. Even if Fu Jin caught him, he didn't show a little panic on his face. Instead, he looked left and right as if looking at the scenery. He began to size up Fu Jin.
Fu Jin is tall and wearing vermilion clothes, which look like valuable materials, not to mention a pair of red jadeites the size of pigeon eggs are inlaid on the pair of official boots under his feet, and the sword in his hand is also carved with gold and silver. , looks like a corrupt official.But that face is the president's, with a righteous face, starry eyes and sword eyebrows, so that he looks like an upright gentleman, no wonder the group of little girls on the street just threw melons and fruits at him, thinking they were helping me.
Lu Lin's face slumped, and the corner of his mouth twitched. Now he knew why he kept getting tripped over while running just now.
Shaking his head, Lu Lin thought that he could escape by outsmarting him this time, so he bumped him with his arm and said, "My lord, there is no one here. Your lord has a lot of people, so let me go?"
"My family has a good wine from the wine shop Liu Lao, which is more than 70 years old! Why don't we go to my place and taste it?"
"Hey, my lord, please don't talk. I see that you are not wearing an official uniform. Is it possible that you are also taking a rest today? That's a good idea. I will take you to the best restaurant in our city. I dare say You must have never been to this place!"
Lu Lin kept talking along the way, and although Fu Jin didn't show his expression, he was indeed annoyed by him.He bent his arm and raised his hand, the long sword in his hand just hit Lu Lin, causing Lu Lin to cry out in pain.
"My lord, you are trying to kill me! Hiss, it hurts..." While complaining, Lu Lin suddenly found himself speechless, "Ah...ah?"
He could only make a few intermittent breaths, Lu Lin's eyes widened, and he hurriedly grabbed Fu Jin's arm.
"Ugh!" My lord, what's wrong with me!
"I tapped your Ya acupoint, you save some effort, and the road will be quieter." Fu Jin still had no expression on his face, and pulled Lu Lin towards the city without looking back.
"Ah?" Still think I'm noisy?
Lu Lin rolled his eyes behind Fu Jin's back, and continued to glance around boredly. Suddenly, he noticed that there was a hole not far away that was specially dug by a hunter to catch wild animals. Although it was covered with a lot of leaves, it was well concealed. But Lu Lin, an old fried dough stick who has been in the market and lived in the mountains, can tell at a glance.
If I can lure this kid over and kick him down while he is unaware, won't I be able to escape?
Thinking in his heart, Lu Lin also started to plan. It happened that there was a tree next to the pit. Lu Lin smiled inwardly, stopped, and pulled the rope.
"When?" Fu Jin asked, still not intending to stop.
Seeing him not stopping, Lu Lin simply squatted down, clutching his stomach as if he was half-dead.
"What's wrong?" Fu Jin finally stopped, standing in front of Lu Lin, looking down at him.
Lu Lin pointed to his stomach, and made a look of unbearable pain.
Fu Jin frowned, he probably understood Lu Lin's meaning, but he did not see such routines uncommonly.
"Can you still bear it?"
"Ah!" Lu Lin shook his head violently, the expression on his face was a little more painful.I thought to myself, God, is this person really hard-hearted? He has never suffered from stomach troubles, or is his acting not good enough?
"It's because you're feeling sick in your stomach, and you're not trying to make a plan to escape. If you dare to swear, I will believe you."
"Yeah!" Lu Lin nodded hurriedly and raised his hand to swear.
"Okay, I'll let you go, but the rope can't be untied, understand?"
"Yeah!" Lu Lin nodded again and again, hunched over and shook his hands, pointing to the tree next to the big pit, but his heart was full of joy.
Fu Jin nodded, and walked there with Lu Lin.
Seeing him approaching step by step, Lu Lin hugged his stomach and wished he could straighten up and applaud immediately. Seeing that he was about to step on the pit, Lu Lin was ready to raise his legs and give him a fatal kick.
This kind of hunting pit dug by hunters in the mountains is actually extremely dangerous, and there are no obvious signs around it. Ordinary people must not be able to tell the difference between this and ordinary ground.A layer of cloth was spread on the pit, and the surrounding area of the cloth was slightly pressed with the soil on the ground. A thin layer of pictures on the ground was spread on the cloth surface, and some leaves were used to block it. It looked almost the same as an ordinary road surface.
Although Fu Jin was vigilant, he didn't notice what was under his feet. On the one hand, it was because the pit was really hidden, and on the other hand, it was because of Lu Lin. Even if he couldn't speak, he was moaning behind him, which was really annoying.
Fu Jin caught it without paying attention, and Lu Lin who was following behind him wanted to laugh out loud, and wanted to run away as soon as he pulled the rope.
It's just that he didn't expect that Fu Jin could pull the rope so tightly, with such strength, that he could be dragged straight to the bottom of the pit.
What Lu Lin didn't expect was that the pit was not only deep, but it was also filled with extremely sharp wooden sticks, even at the bottom of the pit.
Lu Lin is now in an extremely dangerous situation, and if he is not careful, he will lose his children and grandchildren.
Standing on tiptoe, he looked at the razor-sharp piece of wood, and moved his steps cautiously, his body stiffened with tension, and he almost stopped breathing.
Fu Jin grabbed the rope and looked at Lu Lin indifferently. There were several broken wooden sticks by his feet.
Lu Lin managed to get away from the danger of Juehou, and when he saw the broken logs on the ground, his heart trembled again.
"You knew there was a trap here." Fu Jin stared straight at Lu Lin with eagle-like eyes.
"Ah!" Lu Lin shook his head vigorously, trying to pretend to be innocent.
"A gentleman believes in faith, and righteousness does not eat up!"
Fu Jin's tone was very serious. He pulled the rope, and Lu Lin was immediately pulled to him.
"Ahhh." Lu Lin's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he was flustered and regretful.
Cut, I am not rare to be a gentleman.
"If you throw any tricks on the way, I will definitely not let you go!"
Lu Lin shook his head, expressing that he would never do such a thing again.
Fu Jin looked at him, sighed, grabbed Lu Lin's arm, jumped up easily, and stepped on the wood around the pothole to the ground.
Lu Lin saw that he fell from the bottom of the pit to the ground in the blink of an eye, and couldn't help but patted him on the back in surprise. Although he couldn't speak, he still used his mouth to express his admiration for him.
Fu Jin didn't say anything, tapped Lu Lin a few times, looked at the big pit and asked, "What is this pit for?"
"Eh?"
Lu Lin was naturally very happy when he found that his acupuncture point had been released. He cleared his throat several times before saying, "This is what hunters use to hunt."
"Isn't it afraid of hurting people if the trap is made like this?" Fu Jin asked with a serious tone, frowning at Lu Lin.
"You, what are you doing so fiercely? I didn't do it. Besides, whoever came to this wilderness for nothing, how could he hurt someone?" Lu Lin was frightened by his aura, and his words stuttered .
"Hey, what do you want to do?"
Fu Jin wrapped the rope around the tree on the side a few times and tied it in a knot. Lu Lin watched his movements and didn't understand why.
"I'm going to get the wood in the ground. If someone accidentally falls down, it won't be good if they get hurt." After saying that, he jumped into the pit.
Lu Lin leaned against the tree and rolled his eyes, and muttered in his mouth: "Don't say there is no one here, even if someone has such a big hole, he can't see it. Besides, the hunters install these things because they are afraid that the prey will run away." Yes, you have been dismantled by others, what are they going to catch for food..."
In the pit, Fu Jin stopped moving, nodded and said, "You're right."
Lu Lin shook his body and stammered, "You, can you hear me?"
"Ah."
"Hey, my lord, I'm just joking." Lu Lin immediately changed his tone and said with some compliments.
"No, threesomes must have my teacher, I've been taught." Fu Jin jumped onto the ground and walked to Lu Lin's side.
"Ha, there's a third person here?" Lu Lin looked around, puzzled.
Fu Jin shook her head, and checked the rope tied to Lu Lin.
"You stay here first." After saying that, he took his sword and left.
"Hey, let me loosen my rope a bit. What if a bear comes later? My lord, did you hear what I said!"
Seeing Fu Jin walk away, Lu Lin asked loudly while struggling with the rope, but Fu Jin obviously didn't intend to leave him, and walked straight into the depths of the forest.
Lu Lin took a deep breath, looked around nervously, and swallowed.
It is now noon, the sun is hanging high above the head, and the sunlight is also very harsh. The place where Lu Lin is standing now is a small path opened by passers-by. It is still open, and it is bright under the direct sunlight. Like the eerie look in the deep forest.
Lu Lin tried the length of the rope in his hand, and tried to see how high he could climb up the tree. He had to be prepared, what if a blind bear came by later!
Fu Jin went there for a long time and didn't come back, Lu Lin could only pick the bark out of boredom, and used the bark to tease the little ants that were climbing up.
I don't know how many times I looked into the forest, and finally saw Fu Jin's shadow, Lu Lin jumped up excitedly.
But when he saw it clearly, he realized that Fu Jin was still carrying a wild boar.
Lu Lin opened his mouth wide in shock, watched Fu Jin throw the wild boar into the pit, and asked, "You went to the forest to beat this wild boar?"
"Yes." Fu Jin nodded, and untied the rope tied to the tree.
Lu Lin looked at Fu Jin with an indescribable expression on his face. How should I put it, he had never seen such a stupid person who liked to do such thankless things.As soon as he thought about it, Lu Lin came up with another plan.
"Oh, my lord's heart is so kind. It reminds me of my father who passed away. My father was always like this when he was alive. He always wanted to help others. For this reason, my mother often complained about it. Suddenly, seven or eight years have passed. Well, today is the anniversary of my father's death, and I originally wanted to buy him some good wine and food to honor his old man, but I am incapable and unprogressive, so I became jealous all of a sudden." Lu Lin said, choked up in his words, "If my lord can let me go today, let me go to pay homage..."
"Stop pretending." Fu Jin looked up at Lu Lin.
"Huh?" Lu Lin panicked when he saw him.
"Who would steal a girl's sachet as a sacrifice?"
"Uh..." Lu Lin scratched his head in embarrassment, and rubbed his nose with his fingers.
I mistook it, and thought it was a pouch, no wonder it was so beautifully embroidered, and so was Miss Fu, who loves to bully others. Isn’t it just a sachet, screaming so loudly, I thought it was something good.
"Let's go."
Fu Jin untied the rope, wrapped the extra rope around Lu Lin's hands a few times, walked beside him and said, "I'll go with you now. Be honest, you know?"
"Ha, sir, are you still planning to take me to the Yamen? Didn't you just say that I am your teacher? Hey, hey, hey... Slow down, walk slowly!"
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