eat biscuits before bed

Chapter 1 Cat X Shit Shovel Officer

"Um……"

Xu Mu hugged the quilt, turned his body slightly, rubbed his head on the pillow twice, and reluctantly opened his eyes.

"Very hungry……"

His head was hurting and swollen, and his consciousness was a little clear, but obviously not enough to control his body to move, instead his stomach growled vigorously.

There is a smell of meat in the air, the smell of beef that has been stewed for several hours, and the aroma of rice.

A bowl of white rice with beef stew, drizzled with a little broth, is heavenly and I'm going to get out of bed.

Thinking about it, Xu Mu got up from the bed, his movements were flexible, not like a hangover person at all.

"Hiss—"

Xu Mu supported the wall, and his powerful foodie spirit controlled his body and walked towards the kitchen step by step, but the feeling of weakness in his body, sore waist and local pain could not be ignored.

Moreover, when he climbed halfway, his mind suddenly told him that there was only one person living in his house.

After saying this sentence, the brain went on strike.

Standing in the living room with his waist supported, Xu Mu suddenly felt a chill rising from his back.

The house is very quiet. The sand sculpture cat that usually purrs twice whether it is hungry or not, is also unusually quiet today.The living room was tidy. The clothes he usually threw on the sofa were neatly folded and placed in a corner of the sofa, and the things on the table were also neatly arranged.

It's not something he does.

"What are you doing standing there?"

A strange voice suddenly sounded from behind, and Xu Mu turned around abruptly, but because his physical strength had not yet recovered, he staggered and took several steps back, until his back was against the wall and he finally stabilized.

"Who are you!"

Xu Mu tried his best to lower his voice, trying to make his voice more majestic and domineering, but he was born with a juvenile voice, which was counterproductive. Instead, it made people think that he was like a pussy cat with a small temper, which was a little cute.

It was a fierce beeping sound.

"Ha ha."

The stranger on the opposite side looked down at Xu Mu, fixed his eyes on him, and laughed out loud.

That is the real deep voice, like a cello-like timbre, mellow and intoxicating like wine that has been placed for decades.

"Wake up and forget?"

He watched Xu Mu slowly walk over.

Xu Mu frowned, looked at him vigilantly, and watched him slowly approaching, feeling uneasy. Judging by his size, if he wanted to fight, he would definitely not have the advantage.So he had to find a way to persuade the other party to solve the problem in a civilized way.

But unexpectedly, the other party came to his side, said a word lightly, and then walked to the kitchen, leaving Xu Mu standing alone in the same place, not knowing why.

"Let me tell you, I don't care what happened yesterday, I don't care about it, you pay me now..."

Xu Mu walked towards the kitchen while talking with a serious tone.

It's a pity that this momentum only lasted until he saw the dishes on the table.

Xu Mu felt his stomach growling, what nonsense, eat quickly!

"Go wash up and eat."

The strange man arranged the dishes, untied the apron tied around his waist, put it on a chair beside him, walked to Xu Mu's side, put his hands on his shoulders naturally, and led him to wash.

Xu Mu took the toothbrush handed by the man, his head was a little dazed, he looked at the man carefully, and gradually felt that his eyebrows and eyes looked familiar.

He should be Chen Yu's friend.

"What's your name, have we met before?"

"Brush your teeth well."

The man handed the tooth cup filled with water to his mouth, watched as Xu Mu took a sip of water into his mouth, took a sip, grabbed his hand again, and stuffed the toothbrush into his mouth, but he didn't answer him. The problem.

Xu Mu brushed his teeth, thinking about what happened yesterday.

Yesterday the man he liked got married.

Yes, that's right, a man.

Xu Mu was very sad. He liked Chen Yu for a long time.When others toasted Chen Yu yesterday, Xu Mu kept blocking him.

He, Chen Yu, praised Xu Mu as a brother, but Xu Mu shouted several times in his heart, who wants to be your brother, I want to be your man!

It's just that in the end, this sentence can only be hidden in my heart.

Then, Xu Mu got so drunk that he didn't even know how he got home.

"Did you send me back yesterday?"

Xu Mu brushed his teeth, spit out the water in his mouth, and turned to ask the man.

But as soon as he straightened up, his face was covered with a warm towel.

Xu Mu turned his head, but the other party pressed his head with one hand, and wiped his face with a towel in the other hand. The movements were well coordinated, and he didn't even feel uncomfortable. On the contrary, the warm towel made Xu Mu feel quite uncomfortable. Comfortable.

"What are you doing."

Xu Mu straightened the hair on his forehead and stared at the other party. Of course he knew that the other party was washing his face, and he just wanted to complain.

"time to eat."

Stared at by Xu Mu in disgust, the man smiled instead of anger, and helped Xu Mu tidy his hair, then naturally kissed him on the cheek, and walked to eat with his arms around him.

Xu Mu was completely confused by this sudden kiss, and he didn't recover until after eating.

"Are you full?"

"Um……"

After Xu Mu drank a bowl of chicken soup with red dates and wolfberry, he pursed his lips, licked off a little soup on his mouth, and said with disgust, "It's too sweet."

"Well, put less next time." The man put away the bowl, put on his apron, and prepared to wash the dishes.

"Why next time, do you still want to live with me?"

Xu Mu looked up at him with unhappiness written all over his face.

"Does your waist still hurt? Do you want to go to sleep?"

The man avoided Xu Mu's question, took out a piece of paper and held it in his hand, walked to him and helped Xu Mu wipe his mouth, and stroked his soft hair.

"I want you to take care of it?"

With a sound of eagerness, Xu Mu waved away the man's hand, walked to the living room, picked up the remote control and turned on the TV, found a random variety show to play, lay on the sofa and started playing with his mobile phone.

However, he couldn't concentrate. The gentle voice of the man just now seemed to be still in his ears, and the feeling of him touching his head with his hands, the movements of a man who looked so tall were very gentle, and the sudden kiss before ...

Xu Mu felt that his ears were hot and his heart was beating fast. For some reason, he thought of Chen Yu again.

Is it because that person is as gentle as Chen Yu?

Sure enough, the people I would like are all similar?

Xu Mu lay on the sofa thinking about it, and didn't think there was anything wrong at all.

Gradually he felt a little sleepy. He drank too much wine yesterday, and he hasn't recovered yet. His whole body is weak and his waist is sore. Yu did not hear the phone call.

"Hey."

"Amu, why did it take so long to answer the phone, did you drink too much yesterday and feel uncomfortable?"

"He's asleep." The man stood on the balcony and glanced at the sleeping Xu Mu through the closed French windows.

"Ah Mu fell asleep, so who are you?" On the other end of the phone, Chen Yu's voice sounded full of doubts.

The man turned around, looked at Xu Mu, and smiled softly.

"Isn't that hard to guess? I'm his husband." After speaking, before Chen Yu could reply, he hung up the phone.

The man opened the floor-to-ceiling windows lightly, and looked at Xu Mu who was sleeping curled up on the sofa with flushed cheeks, his eyes were full of smiles.

"Oh, you usually dislike me, and you don't act like this when you're asleep?" He bent down, pinched Xu Mu's cheek, then picked him up lightly, and walked slowly towards the bedroom.

"Ok?"

Although the man's movements were very light, Xu Mu still opened his eyes, but he obviously didn't wake up, and he still looked dazed.

Xu Mu put his hands on the man's shoulders, lying in the man's arms, rubbed his head on his neck, raised his head, stared at him for a while, and then said aggrievedly: "Back pain."

"I'll rub it for you later."

The man rubbed Xu Mu's forehead with his chin, patted his back and said softly.

"Remember who I am?"

The man held Xu Mu with one hand and opened the bedroom door.

"Hmm..." Xu Mu dropped a hand on the man's shoulder, grabbing the clothes on his chest, "Husband."

"Smart." He hooked Xu Mu's chin with his index finger as if rewarding him, lowered his head, took a bite on his cheek, and then kissed his lips all at once.

The two rolled onto the bed kissing each other.

Xu Mu rested on the man's arm, hooked his neck with his hands, and was covered under the man's body.

"Well……"

After being kissed for a long time before letting go, Xu Mu hurriedly took a breath.His cheeks were red, and his mouth was also bright red.

Xu Mu panted with his head tilted, his mouth half-opened, and a trace of saliva dripped from the corner of his mouth. He stretched out his tongue to lick it, but his eyes stared at the man's neck without focus, and unconsciously stretched out his hand to touch his neck. Adam's apple.

"Grinding people..."

Seeing Xu Mu's appearance, the man swallowed, and his Adam's apple rolled up and down.

"Lie down obediently, and I'll rub your waist." The man grabbed Xu Mu's hand that was shaking around his neck, squeezed his finger and bit it.

After hearing what he said, Xu Mu turned around obediently.The man pulled his hand away and brought him a pillow to rest on.

There was a feeling of rubbing on his waist. His hands were very hot, and the strength of rubbing was just right. Xu Mu was so comfortable that he hummed and was about to fall asleep again in a daze.

Xu Mu felt as if he had a dream, and it was about last night's dream.

The pictures in the dream are colorful, as if they are lit with various lights.

Last night, he got drunk at Chen Yu's wedding, and the driver took him home, and then...

"Cough cough..."

Xu Mu lay prone in front of the sink, throwing up in a mess, the burning sensation in his throat and the tingling in his nasal cavity made him cough uncomfortably.

"Meow~"

The cat at home was sitting at the door of the bathroom, looking at Xu Mu, wagging its tail left and right.

"Silly cat, go away, can't you smell it so bad?" Xu Mu took a handful of water with his hand and splashed it in front of the cat, "I won't wash it for you if it gets dirty."

Threatened by Xu Mu, the cat not only didn't get out of the way, but jumped onto Xu Mu's back.

"Hey! Get down!"

Xu Mu was dizzy, barely supported the sink and stood up, pulling the cat on his back with his hands.

The cat was very agile, and Xu Mu couldn't catch it no matter what.

"Even you bullied me!"

Xu Mu was very angry, he waved his hand vigorously, and threw all the toiletries on the sink to the ground, and sat on the ground himself, leaning on the bathtub so uncomfortable that he cried out, cursing while crying.

"You bastard! You are inhuman, not human!"

The cat stepped on Xu Mu's stomach and licked its paws.

Xu Mu became even more angry.

"I let you bully me..."

Xu Mu grabbed the cat by the nape of its neck, carried it into the bathtub, and turned the water to the maximum.

"I drown you!"

After speaking, he curled up into a ball and lay down in the bathtub.

The ice-cold water immediately overflowed the tip of the nose, and the suffocation soon came.

Xu Mu opened his eyes, watching the silly cat staring at him, he let go of the cat's tail, and mouthed to the cat to get out.

The cat was sitting in the water, its pitch-black fur was drenched, and its green eyes were fixed on Xu Mu.

Xu Mu slowly closed his eyes and relaxed his body. He felt as if he was going to die.

"You like him very much..."

For some reason, Xu Mu seemed to hear someone talking, a strange and strange voice.

"Hoo-hoo-"

Breathing air again, Xu Mu felt that his lungs were about to explode in pain, his eyes also hurt, and tears flowed out uncontrollably.

Xu Mu's neck was leaning against the edge of the bathtub, his body was carried by his hands, his eyes were dark, and there seemed to be a vague figure.

"What will I do if you die? When you bought me, you promised to be responsible for me."

Xu Mu was hugged and wiped his hair and body with a towel.

After soaking in the cold water for a while, he now feels cold all over, and can't help rubbing against warm people.

"Xu Mu, do you really like him, or just like his tenderness to you?"

Xu Mu blushed, and fell asleep peacefully on his shoulder.

"Then I'll be gentle too, do you like me?" He hugged Xu Mu, stroked his wet head, and walked towards the bedroom.

"If you don't say anything, it will be regarded as your agreement." He leaned close to Xu Mu's ear and whispered with his mouth close to his ear.

What happened next was regular and high-frequency. Xu Mu vaguely remembered that he woke up several times and fell asleep several times, and cried several times.

"What do you call me?"

"husband……"

"good."

Xu Mu seemed to recall his sweet and greasy voice with a crying voice.

Fuck, what a shame.

What a disgusting dream I had!

Xu Mu woke up from his sleep, his heart was beating extremely fast, and he covered his face with his hands, only to realize that his face was covered with sweat.

I don't know how long I slept, but the feeling of headache and body weakness has dissipated a lot.

Things in the dream were a little weird, Xu Mu jumped out of bed and walked to the living room.

The cat litter next to the sofa was empty.

Could it be that he was too hungry to run away?

Guessing in his heart, Xu Mu walked around the house with a bag of cat food in his hand, calling cats.

"Silly cat, come out to eat."

But after searching for a long time, I couldn't find it.

"Where did Ye go?" Xu Mu opened the lid of the toilet and asked while looking for it.

I opened the rice cooker, but I couldn't find it, nor was it in the trash can.

"Find it and see if I don't break your leg!" Xu Mu gritted his teeth and said viciously.

"What are you looking for?"

Suddenly being hugged from behind, Xu Mu was startled, his hands shook, and a lot of cat food in his hands spilled out.

"What are you doing? Why are you still at my house?" Xu Mu struggled, pushed him away, went to the door and opened it, pointed to the outside and said, "Get out now."

"I just came back, let me take a rest." The man walked to Xu Mu, closed the door, patted Xu Mu's head reassuringly, and walked towards the kitchen.

Only then did Xu Mu notice that he was carrying a bag of vegetables in his hand.

"Are you sick?" Xu Mu followed behind him, cursing angrily, "Where's my cat? Was it stolen by you!"

The man calmly arranged the vegetables in the refrigerator, and then took the broom, ready to clean up the cat food that Xu Mu had just sprinkled.

Seeing him doing his best to clean up and cook for himself, Xu Mu asked tentatively, "Did Chen Yu ask you to take care of me?"

The man didn't answer, just continued to clean up the garbage.Xu Mu acquiesced that he was the one Chen Yu called.

"You tell Chen Yu that I'm fine, forget it, I'll call him later, you go home."

After finishing speaking, Xu Mu was going to find his mobile phone, but he was grabbed by the man after walking a few steps.Before he could react, he was pushed against the wall by the man.

"What are you doing?" Xu Mu frowned, turned his head away, he was too close.

"Chen Yu is on my mind." He rubbed the tip of his nose against Xu Mu's side face, and stared at Xu Mu's eyes with lowered eyes.

"none of your business!"

One of the man's hands was protecting Xu Mu's head, watching him tilt his head away from his face, and forcefully press his head close to him.

"I love you is none of your business?"

"Who are you? Do I know you!"

"Don't you know? You didn't buy me five years ago. You and I knew each other two years earlier than you and Chen Yu."

"You, what did you say?" Xu Mu was taken aback by his words, and he was a little awkward to speak.

"Can't you understand?"

He was getting closer and closer, the tips of their noses were touching each other, and their breaths were full of each other's breath.

It took Xu Mu 2 minutes to digest what he heard, and then he couldn't restrain his inner emotions and shouted excitedly: "Fuck, where are your ears and tail? Those are my favorite!"

The man was taken aback, then smiled and grabbed Xu Mu's hand and placed it on his head.

Um?soft.

Xu Mu grabbed it presumptuously with his hands, and his smile gradually became obsessed.

The cat rubbed its ears against Xu Mu's hand cooperatively, and its tail also wagged.

The temperature in the air was slowly rising, and Xu Mu was still immersed in the surprise that his sand sculpture cat had become a spirit. He kept touching his soft ears with both hands, but he was suddenly kissed. .

Before falling on the bed, he was still telling himself over and over again, to resist!To resist!To resist!want……

"Well……"

During this period, Xu Mu was always asked who he liked, and what he thought was Chen Yu's. Really, it was only due to the silver prestige of that silly cat that he said it was his.He really just loves his floppy ears and tail.

Really!

At night, Xu Mu nestled in Shamao's arms and watched TV.They were all like this before, but the roles were reversed a bit, he was the one holding the silly cat in the past.

"Who told you to turn off my phone!" Xu Mu looked at the five missed calls from Chen Yu displayed on the phone, and said angrily.

"I was wrong." The cat peeled the orange, separated a piece and stuffed it into Xu Mu's mouth, and said casually while watching the TV.

"Something went wrong, I'll break your leg!" Xu Mu dialed the phone and said threateningly while staring at the silly cat.

"Hey, Brother Yu, what's the matter?" Xu Mu quickly changed his tone when he heard the other party answering the phone, and asked obediently and obediently.

"Amu, is that you?"

"Of course it's me." Xu Mu said with a smile, but he sensed something wrong in Chen Yu's words, and he looked at the cat with murderous intent in his eyes, "I'm sorry, I drank too much yesterday, and today I'll drink too much." You are all sleeping, and your phone is out of battery and you didn't notice it, which makes you worry."

"I'm really worried. I almost rushed to your house with a knife." Chen Yu smiled, joking in a soft voice.

"Hahaha, are you going to break in?" Xu Mu laughed in a good mood.

"Well, a good idea." Chen Yu's tone seemed to be really considering the possibility of the matter.

Seeing Xu Mu and Chen Yu chatting happily, the cat broke off half an orange and stuffed it into Xu Mu's mouth.

"Well, what are you doing!" Xu Mu said inarticulately while biting an orange.

The orange juice flowed out from his mouth, Xu Mu reached out to wipe the paper on the table clean, but the cat threw him on the sofa and licked it clean.

"Amu?"

"Hey!" Xu Mu pushed away the cat that was pressing on him, and shouted at him in a low voice, and he took a breath before answering Chen Yu's words, "What's wrong, Brother Yu?"

"It's the one at noon."

"what?"

"I heard from him that he is your husband."

Hearing what Chen Yu said, Xu Mu suddenly felt chills in his heart. He was nervously thinking about what to explain, but he didn't know how to say it.Xu Mu stared at the cat, his eyes were red.

"me……"

"Why didn't you say this earlier?"

Xu Mu's heart was completely cold, he believed that Chen Yu must hate him, he silently lowered his head, tears fell one by one.

The cat looked at him, frowned tightly, hugged Xu Mu into his arms, pressed his head to his shoulder, touched him one by one, and pressed it to his ear and said softly one after another. See if I'm wrong, don't cry.

"congratulations."

"what?"

Xu Mu didn't expect that after being anxious for a long time, he waited for such a sentence.

"It's hard to say such a good thing. When will the wedding be held? First, I have made an appointment for the best man."

"You, don't you hate me?" Xu Mu restrained his sobs and asked cautiously.

"why?"

"Don't you think I'm abnormal?" Xu Mu hesitated for a long time before saying this.

"No, why is falling in love abnormal?"

"Chen Yu..."

"Thank you." I really never liked you in vain!

"Thank me for what?" Chen Yu asked with a smile, "Xiao Xi is happy to know."

"Tch, that woman likes to watch me joke." Xu Mu said with disgust.

Xu Mu was silent for a while, looked at the profile of his own person who had been standing above him, and said calmly: "Chen Yu, I actually liked you."

The other end of the phone was quiet for a while, and then a woman shouted excitedly: "What! Xu Mu, tell me again, you stinky man wants to rob me of my husband! I am Chen Yu's officially certified wife! "

Xu Mu's ears trembled, and he lifted the phone away from his ears, and vaguely heard the voices of Chen Yu and Xu Xixi coming from the phone.

"Give me the phone, Xixi."

"No, no, I want to protect your chrysanthemum!"

"..."

After a while, it is estimated that Chen Yu took back the phone.

"I'm sorry, Amu, what did I say just now?"

But Xu Xixi's voice came intermittently from the phone: "Husband, hubby, who is your wife? Who is your cutie?"

"It's okay," Xu Mu replied, lowering his voice, and said in a provocative tone, "Xu Xixi, only Chen Yu likes you too well."

"What! Xu Mu, you stinky man, you are just jealous of me, come to fight!"

On the other end of the phone, Chen Yu helped his forehead, looked at Xu Xixi lying on his back with a helpless smile and shook his head, and stretched out his hand to pinch her lovingly on the face.

"Do you think I dare not? You are defeated!" Xu Mu proudly put his hands on his hips.

The two of them were arguing with each other sentence by sentence, but neither Chen Yu nor the cat could get in the way.

"Haha!" Xu Xixi attacked.

"Hahaha!" Xu Mu was not to be outdone.

"Hahahaha!" Xu Xixi attacked again.

"Hahahahaha!" Xu Mu fought back again.

Both Chen Yu and Mao were shocked by the strange brain circuits and unique fighting methods of these two people.But Xu Mu and Xu Xixi were fighting like a raging fire, and they couldn't leave each other.

"Ring Ling Ling..."

The fixed phone on the wall kept ringing, the cat let go of Xu Mu, and answered the phone.

"Hello, is this Xu Mu's husband?"

It was Chen Yu's voice.

"Hmm." The cat responded, very satisfied with the title.

"It seems that we all have to take care of our wives." Chen Yu said with a helpless smile, the voices of Xu Mu and Xu Xixi laughing from the two phones were too powerful to kill IQ.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Bad mistake!

"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" Heh heh, he's defeated!

"I'm asking Xixi to rest now, and you and Xu Mu should also rest earlier, so don't let the two of them fight again." Chen Yu discussed with the cat.

"Okay." The cat agreed.

Going to bed early is exactly what I want.

"Then it's settled, I'll hang up first."

After Chen Yu finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and Chen Yu's voice came from Xu Mu's phone.

"Xixi, it's late, let's rest."

"Well, okay, husband, I know!" Xu Xixi took the phone to his mouth, deliberately softened his voice, and spoke in a cute voice, thinking to himself, Xu Mu, I envy you to death!

Xu Mu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, looked at the cat approaching, grabbed his hand, pushed him onto the sofa, sat on his waist with his legs spread, and said to him in a commanding tone: "Kiss me!"

"it is good."

Mao nodded, put his arms around Xu Mu's waist to bring him closer to him, and pressed his head to bring the two of them closer together. He looked at Xu Mu's angry face, couldn't help pinching, and then Kiss his soft lips.

"Um... um..."

Xu Xixi hugged the phone tightly, hearing the intermittent seductive voice, his blood boiled.

"Xixi..." Chen Yu's outstretched hand froze in the air.

"Husband, go to rest first, I'll listen to you later!"

"Ah! I'll just listen for a while! Just for a while! Let me listen for a while!"

Xu Xixi was picked up horizontally by Chen Yu, and he also hung up the phone and put it in the living room.She watched in pain as she got farther and farther away from the phone, and from Jiao.Chan.Fu.Li, and cried out heartbreakingly.

Xu Mu was kissed soft all over, he was a little out of breath, shaking his head to make the cat let go first, but the cat was too strong and did not let go of his head, the cat picked up Xu Mu and walked towards the bedroom .

"Well, the phone..." Xu Mu said vaguely.

"It's already hung up." The cat slightly left Xu Mu's lips, touched his head, hugged him with one hand, and lifted his body up.

"No, I want to win..."

"Hey, win again tomorrow."

"Um……"

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