Mid single, I am blue, don't bark
Chapter 2
After playing four team games, Lu Ziju was so tired that his hands were sore and his phone became hot. He got up and went to the refrigerator in the kitchen to open a bottle of Coke to drink.
"Then you can't drink it directly from the ice." Grandma was watching TV in the living room and said to him, "I can drink it after melting the ice!"
Lu Ziju took a big gulp, held it in his hand and walked out: "I won't drink anymore."
Grandma: "Are you hungry? Do you want some fruit?"
Lu Ziju is not too young this year. He graduated from high school and turned eighteen. Grandma still treats him like a child.
"I'm not hungry. If I want to eat, I'll make it myself." He replied and went back to the room.
A new WeChat message was displayed on the phone, which was sent by Qiqun, asking him if he would come to match.
--Do not hit.
——So ruthless? !
- Matching is boring.
——Why is it boring?
——You just want me to practice Luna with you?You don't know how to drive a human machine to practice?
Qi Qun is his high school classmate. He is a very funny guy. He is training Luna recently. His record is terrible. He is infinitely broken under the moon. He is scolded by his teammates when he matches and trains heroes. He is scolded out of his psychological shadow. They have to drag Lu Ziju to play together, at least there is a companion to rely on.
In the end, Lu Ziju scolded Qi Quncai together with his teammates.
Qi Qun was wronged.
Lu Ziju didn't expect Qi Qun to have the face to send a video invitation, he decisively rejected, and typed: "Are you annoying?"
Qi Qun cried and said, "Just a handful, all right."
In order to make him stop disgusting himself so much, Lu Ziju had no choice but to agree.
He got on the game and accepted the black invitation from "Moonlight Quick Walk (Qi Qun)".
In addition to him and Qi Qun, there is also a girl named "E-sports Little Soft Girl" in the team.
I ~ Fuck Qi Qun is so stupid~ I'm fucking taking a girl, and I want to drag myself to be cheated by a girl, it's too vicious.
Lu Ziju shook his head, looked at the friend team box on the bottom, and was taken aback. This e-sports girl was also his WeChat friend—the note "Yu Shishan" on the side.
Yu Shishan...has started playing King of Glory too?It's still a Bronze tier.
Lu Ziju felt a little annoyed.
During the first year of high school, Lu Ziju chased after her, and there was a lot of noise at the time, and everyone knew about it. As a result, Lu Ziju was rejected regrettably, which made them both very embarrassed.
When Lu Ziju thought of this shit, he felt that the past was unbearable. It wasn't that he still had any thoughts about Yu Shishan, he just felt... quite strange.
[Team] Moonlight Quick Walk: Do you still want to pull people?
[Team] E-sports girl: No need!
[Team] Moonlight Quick Walk: Then I will drive.
Yu Shishan is a real bronze player. She went in and chose a cute Daji. After entering the game, she swaggered down the road, leaving Lu Ziju, who was about to play Di Renjie to place an order, silent in front of the phone screen.
Alas, Lu Ziju sighed, come on, let him go to the mid laner.
In less than a minute, there was the sad news that Daji had given away the first blood, and Daji died one after another, sending three bloods in a row, and the teammate was sent a black question mark by her.
[Our side] Yang Jian (I don't kill): Daji?Can't you hide under the tower and clear the soldiers?
[Our side] Daji (little soft girl in e-sports): = ̄ω ̄=
[Our side] Yang Jian (I don't kill): Take it.
Fortunately, except for her sleepwalking the whole time, the other teammates were still in good shape, and the opponent was also playing very averagely. This game was finally won.
After exiting the game interface, Qi Qun continued to pull him.
Lu Ziju sent him a WeChat message: "If you want to bring your sister, please don't call me, okay?"
——Are you gay, aren't you?
--roll.
——Yu Shishan is not that tricky, she, Xiao Qiao Diaochan, is pretty good at playing, maybe it's Daji, she can't?
——No care.
——Wow, you still haven't forgotten Yu Shishan, so infatuated.
--roll.
Qi Qun had no choice but to give up. He and Lu Ziju belonged to the same team, so they invited the team members to play together. After all, he really couldn't take Yu Shishan by himself.
Lu Ziju turned on the computer, paused with his fingers on the mouse, and opened the official website of C University.
The college entrance examination was performed normally, and it was expected to be admitted to C University. In addition, Lu Ziju is a native of C city, so there is nothing wrong with studying in this book, and I can come back to see grandma more often on weekends.
Lu Ziju looked at it very carefully, learned about the general situation of C University, and cared about the dormitory environment in the next four years by the way, and closed the website with satisfaction.
The phone will keep ringing, it's the news from Wangwang Village's WeChat group, Lu Ziju wonders, how can he still jump out after setting the message to do not disturb, click in and find out that someone is Aite himself.
Hehe, Qi Qun is so stupid again.
He looked at what the people in the team were talking about, and his expression darkened.
——Moonlight, is that girl you brought today your girlfriend?
——Don’t talk nonsense, that’s my high school classmate!
——Oh, oh, you always have a girl, I think everyone thinks it's your girlfriend.
——Haha, although that girl is good, she is actually a real goddess. J God even chased her in high school!Hahaha!
As soon as these words came out, the originally calm WeChat group instantly became lively. Everyone had a look of "hehehe", and the air was filled with gossip.
Qi Qun vividly introduced Lu Ziju's high school idiot ~ forced history to the people in the team. He also carried out artistic processing and personal reading comprehension, and analyzed that Lu Ziju is still deeply in love with Yu Shishan. suspicious.
Yes, he did use the word "deep love".
Immediately, God J changed from a cold and unfeminine male god to a bitter, infatuated and tragic male protagonist.
There was even a girl who excitedly sighed: "God J is not gay!"
Lu Ziju: "..."
If you don't like having girls, you're gay, this logic is convinced by Lu Zi.
Everyone in Wangwang Village WeChat group is still gossip about Lu Ziju in full swing.
——Hey, someone would reject God J’s confession, Moonlight, didn’t you say that God J is handsome in real life?
——Handsome, handsome, handsome!
Qi Qun finally said something human.
Lu Ziju's appearance is very handsome and good-looking according to the general aesthetics. He has been a school-level figure since he was a child.Not only is he good-looking, but his grades are also good. Everyone he knows calls him "Xueba", but for some reason, Yu Shishan just doesn't like him.
The unsolved mysteries of the world.
Lu Ziju had a private chat with Qi Qun to greet his family, and felt that there was nothing to do, so he simply opened the queue.
He was on the fifth floor, making up for the jungler. After looking at the lineup on the opposite side, there was still someone who chose Hou Yi. You idiot, kill him at least five times to guarantee the bottom line.
As soon as he entered the game, he felt that Hou Yi's ID looked familiar.
cold mountain?
who is coming?
[All] Han Shan (Hou Yi): "Hi, God J."
Lu Ziju remembered that this person was the big boss Diaochan.
Fate, not long after finishing the team competition, they met again in the rankings. With the buff set by a cool person, Lu Ziju ignored him and focused on his development.
Originally thinking that this was just an ordinary random ranking game, I never expected that Li Bai of Lu Ziju was sent to the Great God to watch the game, and there were 200 people watching the game.
Lu Ziju had an "emmmmm" face.
It's awesome, let me just have fun.
Li Bai, the thousand-year-old fox, came and went like the wind in the Canyon of Kings, his figure was like a ghostly shadow, and he could never be caught or seen clearly. Wave AOE hits the enemy very hard.
When his family's assistant was still working on the fourth big piece, Li Bai of Lu Ziju was already on the battlefield with a resurrection armor in his left hand and a famous sword in his right.
The game gradually dragged on, the opponent's damage was all up, Li Bai was also difficult to fight, Lu Ziju used the blue buff to brush a big move to move over two stages, several injuries came to his face, the famous knife was hit, and there was a trace of blood left Use the third shift to return to the blue buff.
Lu Ziju was so frightened that he was almost killed by the blue buff, so he hurried back to the city while no one found him and hid in the grass next to him.
Unexpectedly, just as he landed at the spring in peace of mind, leisurely and unprepared, a big golden bird on the opposite side shot straight at the spring of his house with divine brilliance.
He shot Li Bai of Lu Ziju straight and killed him.
Li Bai died in his own spring with residual blood.
His corpse was extremely bloody and tragic.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the canyon.
……
Lu Ziju looked at the screen of his mobile phone, a little bit stunned.
fuck!
fuck!
Fuck it!
Lu Ziju couldn't calm down the cruel fact that he died in the spring for a long time.
What is even more cruel is that at this time, there were 200 people who witnessed all this in front of their mobile phones.
[All] Wild Area Xie Dajiao (Li Bai): ...
[All] Sealing the Sword and Watching the Sea (Ox Demon): How did Li Bai die?
[All] Dad is amazing (Di Renjie): Hahahahaha, was he beaten to death by Hou Yi in the spring?
[All] I don't know how to play wild (Yang Jian): Hahahahahahahahaha.
[All] Escherichia coli (Guan Yu): Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The two sides put aside the hostile fighting and hatred, shook hands and talked about peace, and laughed together harmoniously.
This bird not only killed Li Bai once, but also successfully broke Lu Ziju's mentality.
Unsurprisingly, the game was lost, and Lu Ziju was exhausted physically and mentally. Han Shan also gave him a friendly thumbs up, thinking that he was a respectable opponent.
So fucking tired.
trash game.
Lu Ziju quit the game. At this time, QQ just popped up a group message from the third class of senior high school, saying that we will have another class reunion tomorrow before school starts.The venue is set at a self-service barbecue restaurant in a shopping plaza. I hope that all students who are free can participate.
Qi Qun sent a WeChat message asking him: "Are you going to Banju?"
- let's go.
——Do you still like Yu Shishan?
Lu Ziju was stunned for a moment, saying that he didn't like Yu Shishan, but he had a good impression... there was some.
Qi Qun was still talking: "I heard from Cheng Xiaoting that Yu Shishan is chasing a man."
In all fairness, Lu Ziju didn't feel anything, and didn't want to care, so he typed "um" perfunctorily.
Qi Qun: "She has that kind of character that would go after others, wow, I really can't believe it..."
Lu Ziju didn't really want to hear such nonsense: "It's time to sleep."
Qi Qun: "Bye bye bye!"
When I was woken up by the alarm clock the next day, I was still very impatient. I thought I got up at 05:30 every day in my third year of high school to endorse, and now I sleep until [-] o’clock and still feel sleepy. It’s only been more than two months. Lu Ziju clearly felt it. own downfall.
After taking a shower, I took my phone, and saw n messages on WeChat, from Qiqun, Yuhuachen, and a few who played games together on weekdays.
Lu Ziju walked out of the room with his mobile phone, feeling bewildered, poured a glass of water, and carefully read their messages.
Qi Qun: "Damn!!!! Old Tie, that Li Bai on Weibo is you, right?!! The ID is wild district Xie Dajiao!"
What Weibo?
Lu Ziju opened his Weibo, which was not last in 500 years, Qi Qun Aite clicked on his Weibo, and Lu Ziju understood everything.
This video is about him beating Li Bai back to the spring last night, but he was shot dead by that Hanshan Houyi with a bird. Later, he added soundtrack and emoticons, which is quite funny. After being transferred by several marketing accounts, he got a few Thousand retweets.
Lu Ziju's mind is full of one thought now: Who is the idiot who made the video?
"Then you can't drink it directly from the ice." Grandma was watching TV in the living room and said to him, "I can drink it after melting the ice!"
Lu Ziju took a big gulp, held it in his hand and walked out: "I won't drink anymore."
Grandma: "Are you hungry? Do you want some fruit?"
Lu Ziju is not too young this year. He graduated from high school and turned eighteen. Grandma still treats him like a child.
"I'm not hungry. If I want to eat, I'll make it myself." He replied and went back to the room.
A new WeChat message was displayed on the phone, which was sent by Qiqun, asking him if he would come to match.
--Do not hit.
——So ruthless? !
- Matching is boring.
——Why is it boring?
——You just want me to practice Luna with you?You don't know how to drive a human machine to practice?
Qi Qun is his high school classmate. He is a very funny guy. He is training Luna recently. His record is terrible. He is infinitely broken under the moon. He is scolded by his teammates when he matches and trains heroes. He is scolded out of his psychological shadow. They have to drag Lu Ziju to play together, at least there is a companion to rely on.
In the end, Lu Ziju scolded Qi Quncai together with his teammates.
Qi Qun was wronged.
Lu Ziju didn't expect Qi Qun to have the face to send a video invitation, he decisively rejected, and typed: "Are you annoying?"
Qi Qun cried and said, "Just a handful, all right."
In order to make him stop disgusting himself so much, Lu Ziju had no choice but to agree.
He got on the game and accepted the black invitation from "Moonlight Quick Walk (Qi Qun)".
In addition to him and Qi Qun, there is also a girl named "E-sports Little Soft Girl" in the team.
I ~ Fuck Qi Qun is so stupid~ I'm fucking taking a girl, and I want to drag myself to be cheated by a girl, it's too vicious.
Lu Ziju shook his head, looked at the friend team box on the bottom, and was taken aback. This e-sports girl was also his WeChat friend—the note "Yu Shishan" on the side.
Yu Shishan...has started playing King of Glory too?It's still a Bronze tier.
Lu Ziju felt a little annoyed.
During the first year of high school, Lu Ziju chased after her, and there was a lot of noise at the time, and everyone knew about it. As a result, Lu Ziju was rejected regrettably, which made them both very embarrassed.
When Lu Ziju thought of this shit, he felt that the past was unbearable. It wasn't that he still had any thoughts about Yu Shishan, he just felt... quite strange.
[Team] Moonlight Quick Walk: Do you still want to pull people?
[Team] E-sports girl: No need!
[Team] Moonlight Quick Walk: Then I will drive.
Yu Shishan is a real bronze player. She went in and chose a cute Daji. After entering the game, she swaggered down the road, leaving Lu Ziju, who was about to play Di Renjie to place an order, silent in front of the phone screen.
Alas, Lu Ziju sighed, come on, let him go to the mid laner.
In less than a minute, there was the sad news that Daji had given away the first blood, and Daji died one after another, sending three bloods in a row, and the teammate was sent a black question mark by her.
[Our side] Yang Jian (I don't kill): Daji?Can't you hide under the tower and clear the soldiers?
[Our side] Daji (little soft girl in e-sports): = ̄ω ̄=
[Our side] Yang Jian (I don't kill): Take it.
Fortunately, except for her sleepwalking the whole time, the other teammates were still in good shape, and the opponent was also playing very averagely. This game was finally won.
After exiting the game interface, Qi Qun continued to pull him.
Lu Ziju sent him a WeChat message: "If you want to bring your sister, please don't call me, okay?"
——Are you gay, aren't you?
--roll.
——Yu Shishan is not that tricky, she, Xiao Qiao Diaochan, is pretty good at playing, maybe it's Daji, she can't?
——No care.
——Wow, you still haven't forgotten Yu Shishan, so infatuated.
--roll.
Qi Qun had no choice but to give up. He and Lu Ziju belonged to the same team, so they invited the team members to play together. After all, he really couldn't take Yu Shishan by himself.
Lu Ziju turned on the computer, paused with his fingers on the mouse, and opened the official website of C University.
The college entrance examination was performed normally, and it was expected to be admitted to C University. In addition, Lu Ziju is a native of C city, so there is nothing wrong with studying in this book, and I can come back to see grandma more often on weekends.
Lu Ziju looked at it very carefully, learned about the general situation of C University, and cared about the dormitory environment in the next four years by the way, and closed the website with satisfaction.
The phone will keep ringing, it's the news from Wangwang Village's WeChat group, Lu Ziju wonders, how can he still jump out after setting the message to do not disturb, click in and find out that someone is Aite himself.
Hehe, Qi Qun is so stupid again.
He looked at what the people in the team were talking about, and his expression darkened.
——Moonlight, is that girl you brought today your girlfriend?
——Don’t talk nonsense, that’s my high school classmate!
——Oh, oh, you always have a girl, I think everyone thinks it's your girlfriend.
——Haha, although that girl is good, she is actually a real goddess. J God even chased her in high school!Hahaha!
As soon as these words came out, the originally calm WeChat group instantly became lively. Everyone had a look of "hehehe", and the air was filled with gossip.
Qi Qun vividly introduced Lu Ziju's high school idiot ~ forced history to the people in the team. He also carried out artistic processing and personal reading comprehension, and analyzed that Lu Ziju is still deeply in love with Yu Shishan. suspicious.
Yes, he did use the word "deep love".
Immediately, God J changed from a cold and unfeminine male god to a bitter, infatuated and tragic male protagonist.
There was even a girl who excitedly sighed: "God J is not gay!"
Lu Ziju: "..."
If you don't like having girls, you're gay, this logic is convinced by Lu Zi.
Everyone in Wangwang Village WeChat group is still gossip about Lu Ziju in full swing.
——Hey, someone would reject God J’s confession, Moonlight, didn’t you say that God J is handsome in real life?
——Handsome, handsome, handsome!
Qi Qun finally said something human.
Lu Ziju's appearance is very handsome and good-looking according to the general aesthetics. He has been a school-level figure since he was a child.Not only is he good-looking, but his grades are also good. Everyone he knows calls him "Xueba", but for some reason, Yu Shishan just doesn't like him.
The unsolved mysteries of the world.
Lu Ziju had a private chat with Qi Qun to greet his family, and felt that there was nothing to do, so he simply opened the queue.
He was on the fifth floor, making up for the jungler. After looking at the lineup on the opposite side, there was still someone who chose Hou Yi. You idiot, kill him at least five times to guarantee the bottom line.
As soon as he entered the game, he felt that Hou Yi's ID looked familiar.
cold mountain?
who is coming?
[All] Han Shan (Hou Yi): "Hi, God J."
Lu Ziju remembered that this person was the big boss Diaochan.
Fate, not long after finishing the team competition, they met again in the rankings. With the buff set by a cool person, Lu Ziju ignored him and focused on his development.
Originally thinking that this was just an ordinary random ranking game, I never expected that Li Bai of Lu Ziju was sent to the Great God to watch the game, and there were 200 people watching the game.
Lu Ziju had an "emmmmm" face.
It's awesome, let me just have fun.
Li Bai, the thousand-year-old fox, came and went like the wind in the Canyon of Kings, his figure was like a ghostly shadow, and he could never be caught or seen clearly. Wave AOE hits the enemy very hard.
When his family's assistant was still working on the fourth big piece, Li Bai of Lu Ziju was already on the battlefield with a resurrection armor in his left hand and a famous sword in his right.
The game gradually dragged on, the opponent's damage was all up, Li Bai was also difficult to fight, Lu Ziju used the blue buff to brush a big move to move over two stages, several injuries came to his face, the famous knife was hit, and there was a trace of blood left Use the third shift to return to the blue buff.
Lu Ziju was so frightened that he was almost killed by the blue buff, so he hurried back to the city while no one found him and hid in the grass next to him.
Unexpectedly, just as he landed at the spring in peace of mind, leisurely and unprepared, a big golden bird on the opposite side shot straight at the spring of his house with divine brilliance.
He shot Li Bai of Lu Ziju straight and killed him.
Li Bai died in his own spring with residual blood.
His corpse was extremely bloody and tragic.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the canyon.
……
Lu Ziju looked at the screen of his mobile phone, a little bit stunned.
fuck!
fuck!
Fuck it!
Lu Ziju couldn't calm down the cruel fact that he died in the spring for a long time.
What is even more cruel is that at this time, there were 200 people who witnessed all this in front of their mobile phones.
[All] Wild Area Xie Dajiao (Li Bai): ...
[All] Sealing the Sword and Watching the Sea (Ox Demon): How did Li Bai die?
[All] Dad is amazing (Di Renjie): Hahahahaha, was he beaten to death by Hou Yi in the spring?
[All] I don't know how to play wild (Yang Jian): Hahahahahahahahaha.
[All] Escherichia coli (Guan Yu): Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
The two sides put aside the hostile fighting and hatred, shook hands and talked about peace, and laughed together harmoniously.
This bird not only killed Li Bai once, but also successfully broke Lu Ziju's mentality.
Unsurprisingly, the game was lost, and Lu Ziju was exhausted physically and mentally. Han Shan also gave him a friendly thumbs up, thinking that he was a respectable opponent.
So fucking tired.
trash game.
Lu Ziju quit the game. At this time, QQ just popped up a group message from the third class of senior high school, saying that we will have another class reunion tomorrow before school starts.The venue is set at a self-service barbecue restaurant in a shopping plaza. I hope that all students who are free can participate.
Qi Qun sent a WeChat message asking him: "Are you going to Banju?"
- let's go.
——Do you still like Yu Shishan?
Lu Ziju was stunned for a moment, saying that he didn't like Yu Shishan, but he had a good impression... there was some.
Qi Qun was still talking: "I heard from Cheng Xiaoting that Yu Shishan is chasing a man."
In all fairness, Lu Ziju didn't feel anything, and didn't want to care, so he typed "um" perfunctorily.
Qi Qun: "She has that kind of character that would go after others, wow, I really can't believe it..."
Lu Ziju didn't really want to hear such nonsense: "It's time to sleep."
Qi Qun: "Bye bye bye!"
When I was woken up by the alarm clock the next day, I was still very impatient. I thought I got up at 05:30 every day in my third year of high school to endorse, and now I sleep until [-] o’clock and still feel sleepy. It’s only been more than two months. Lu Ziju clearly felt it. own downfall.
After taking a shower, I took my phone, and saw n messages on WeChat, from Qiqun, Yuhuachen, and a few who played games together on weekdays.
Lu Ziju walked out of the room with his mobile phone, feeling bewildered, poured a glass of water, and carefully read their messages.
Qi Qun: "Damn!!!! Old Tie, that Li Bai on Weibo is you, right?!! The ID is wild district Xie Dajiao!"
What Weibo?
Lu Ziju opened his Weibo, which was not last in 500 years, Qi Qun Aite clicked on his Weibo, and Lu Ziju understood everything.
This video is about him beating Li Bai back to the spring last night, but he was shot dead by that Hanshan Houyi with a bird. Later, he added soundtrack and emoticons, which is quite funny. After being transferred by several marketing accounts, he got a few Thousand retweets.
Lu Ziju's mind is full of one thought now: Who is the idiot who made the video?
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