Mid single, I am blue, don't bark

Lu Ziju never played post forums. He only found out after hearing what Chen Rui said. His photo was secretly photographed and posted on the post bar of C University. He said he was a freshman. up.

"Oh my god." Lu Ziju put on the earphones, "It's scary."

"Our Brother Ju is handsome." Li Zhiming echoed, "My girlfriend also said that you are handsome, very handsome."

Lu Ziju: "Oh."

Tomorrow early in the morning, I will go to the Cambridge Cultural Center, which is halfway across the school, to hold the first-year opening ceremony, and there are so many people at that time, I don’t know if I can take the battery car. If I can’t, I have to go on foot. I don’t know. How long will it take.

So Lu Ziju wanted to go to bed early tonight, so as not to get up tomorrow.

Just at this time, a friend message popped up in the Assistant of King Glory, which was sent by Han Shan.

Han Shan: God J, are you free tonight?

Wild District Xie Dajiao: What's wrong?

Han Shan: Meichuan Kuzi wants to reach 100 stars, can you come to the third row?

Xie Dajiao in the wild: Now?

Han Shan: Yes.

Lu Ziju checked the time, it was only before 10 o'clock, and it was fine to play for a while, so he agreed.

Meichuan Kuzi should be more than 80 stars and fast 90 stars now, Han Shan and Xie Dajiao, the wild area, are also the kings of glory, and it took 15 minutes to queue up for a game.

At their level, they are all very rare players among Glory of Kings players, and their technical awareness is in the slightest. They often bump into anchors or professional players. It is very tiring to fight, and it is difficult to win, but it is very hearty to fight between masters. .

Three times in a row, they all lost.

It wasn't that he lost, it was that he was crushed and beaten by the opponent from the beginning to the end. Obviously there was nothing wrong with his lineup, but he felt that the state and coordination were not good, so he lost for no reason.

If Lu Ziju's mentality hasn't fluctuated yet, it must be a lie.

I wanted to help Kuko Meichuan score points, but in the end I lost stars instead.

It was already 12 o'clock in the meeting, and the roommates went to bed one after another, Han Shan asked if it would continue.

Xie Dajiao in the wild area: Kuzi Meichuan will continue to score points?

Han Shan: Yes.

Lu Ziju hesitated for a moment. He always felt that he had lost his star in the third row with others, and now he said he would stop fighting. He felt that he thought they were cheating.

Xie Dajiao in the wild: Go ahead.

This Lu Ziju finally got his natal hero, Hua Mulan.Every game player has his own belief in the natal hero, and the feeling after getting it is really different.Maybe you could only play 70% of your strength, but after you get your life, you can play 120%.

After the last update, the top laner was collectively weakened, the guardian's armor was shaved, and the shooter's various equipment was enhanced. The top laner fought one against two every day, defending the upper tower, exhausted, and it was not a place for people to stay at all.

Rao Mulan, an old man like Lu Ziju, who is flexible and experienced in moving positions, was crushed very hard before the fourth level.

On the opposite side is Yu Ji and Liu Chan, the violent family demolition team in the early stage. Yu Ji beat Hua Mulan half of his blood with one skill one by one, and he had to go back to the city to replenish blood.

Han Shan played Zhou Yu, the recently revised and popular mage, and Mei Chuan Kuzi played Liu Bei as a jungler.

Liu Bei went to the bushes on the top road after finishing the blue battle, Zhou Yuqing in the middle road also came to support after finishing the army, and Hua Mulan went out to sell a wave.

Yu Ji and Liu Chan pressed Hua Mulan too hard in the early stage, and it was very swollen. Now they will move to the front again, and they are helpless by Liu Bei's sudden appearance and Mulan's silence, and Zhou Yu keeps up with the fire. Dizzy and dizzy, successful double kill.

At the same time, the shooter support in the bottom lane also pushed the outer tower on the opposite side, and the rhythm was completely controlled by him.

All five of them understood how fast the pace of the game was, and they didn't dare to make waves at all. They continued to expand their advantages and snowballed, and finally won their first victory tonight.

The three continued to wait for a match.

Nuomi Meichuan Kuko: I was really tired from playing.

Han Shan: Are you still broadcasting live?

Nuomi Meichuan Kuko: No more, I don’t want to talk anymore, my throat hurts.

Han Shan: The queue is too slow, I want to order supper.

Nuomi·Meichuan Kuko: Order!

Han Shan: I can't order it. I'm at school, and I can't get takeaway at such a late hour.

Nuomi Meichuan Kuko: Are you starting school?

Han Shan: Well, school just started.

It seems that Han Shan should also look like a college student.

At this time, the game just matched people, and as soon as they entered the selection interface, the third floor and the fourth floor scolded each other.

The flamboyant little tiger: Lost.This zz fourth floor.

I want to play with Pippi Shrimp: Your Sun Bin has the face to criticize others?Waiting for someone to die every time and then opening a second skill?

The little tiger with all kinds of flair: You monkey enters the pile of people every day to give away the head, and I still want to save you?Saved?

I want to play Pipi Shrimp: Who do you expect to cut the back row if I don't?Do you run faster than the output as soon as you start the group?

I want to play Pippi Shrimp: No bullshit, six-point shot.

All kinds of flirtatious little tigers: six points.

Lu Ziju: "..."

Nuomi · Umekawa Kuko: Two brothers, can you fight well?

All kinds of flirtatious little tiger: hit nima shit.

The third floor ignored everyone and chose Jiang Ziya in seconds. Not to be outdone, the fourth floor immediately chose Zhong Kui.

Lu Ziju sighed.

I'm so tired.

Nuomi Meichuan Kuzi: No, two big brothers, I am still live broadcasting, can I play well?

I want to play Pipi Shrimp: It happens to be broadcast live, so that everyone can see how fucking sb this sb is.

After entering the game, things backfired.

Because of Jiang Ziya's experienced baby in the early stage, all of them leveled up quickly, and they had a big advantage in invading the jungle in the early stage, and they started with a 6-0 head ratio.

Sure enough, as the old saying goes, an old family is like a treasure.

Jiang Ziya was very embarrassed at the moment. He originally wanted to choose Jiang Ziya to play a six-point shot, but he didn't expect to start with an advantage.

[Our side] Nuomi Meichuan Kuzi (Baili Xuance): If you can win, don't vote.

Zhong Kui didn't do anything, just stood next to the blue buff on the opposite side and ticked the blue buff in the grass, and ticked it halfway through the opponent's fight. After a few times of harassment, the opponent's jungler's rhythm and mentality collapsed, and his own advantage expanded. , got a head ratio of 10-0.

The Zhuge Liang played by Hanshan is a hero who puts his nose on his face whenever the wind blows. In this version of the T0 mage, seeing gods kill gods and Buddhas kill Buddhas.

Jiang Ziya and Zhong Kui were still cursing and swearing at the beginning of the game, but now they will be in harmony and walk around the canyon hand in hand.

The other party quickly surrendered, and when he came out, Lu Ziju saw Jiang Ziya giving him a thumbs up.

So, mentality is really important in this game, there are no useless heroes, only useless players.

"Are you still asleep?" A male voice came from behind Lu Ziju, startling him.

Jia Wenshu stood behind him with sleepy eyes.

Lu Ziju looked at the time, only to realize that it was almost two o'clock, he was very embarrassed: "Sorry, I disturbed you, I'm going to bed right now."

"Well, go to bed early, and get up very early tomorrow." Jia Wenshu nodded and crawled back to his bed.

It's two o'clock...

Just playing the game too much, it will feel really sleepy.

Xie Dajiao in the wild: I fell asleep, Bai.

After finishing speaking, he went offline in a second, which was very "J God" style.

The next day, the moment Lu Ziju was woken up by the alarm clock, he realized what it meant to "borrow another 500 years from the sky to let me sleep".

He was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. He sat up physically, but his soul was still paralyzed in the bed, and his internal organs were uncomfortable.

But at this time, Li Mingzhi's loud voice shouted: "Get up! Comrades!"

Shouting made Lu Ziju furious, so angry that he wanted to take a knife and wash the dormitory with blood.

Lu Ziju: "Don't make noise."

Li Mingzhi: "Get up! Lu Ziju!"

Lu Ziju: "..."

It wasn't until he washed his face that he finally regained a little bit of sober consciousness.

Then they went to the cafeteria, the aroma of breakfast was rich and attractive, Lu Ziju drank a bowl of soy milk in this fragrant cafeteria, and he came back to life.

As soon as the battery car came, a group of people rushed up, and most of them were girls. It was not easy for Lu Ziju to compete with them, and he couldn't get on the battery car at all. Several people made a choice and decided to go.

University C covers a huge area. It took almost half an hour to walk from their dormitory to the Cambridge Cultural Center, and they were going to be late at the end, so they had to run.

The Cambridge Cultural Center is grand and grand. The seats are arranged according to the majors and departments. The counselors count the number of people one by one. The actual opening time is much later than the notice.Lu Ziju was sleepy and tired, and he was not allowed to play with his mobile phone. He really had nothing to do, so he fell asleep on the chair.

At this time, the host said: "Let us welcome the freshman representative, Yan Ming from the Department of Architecture to speak!"

There was applause from the audience, and Lu Ziju fell into unconsciousness.

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Sleepy, so sleepy.

Yan Ming was sitting in the background holding the speech script, yawning, unable to read the script at all.

This time, the freshman asked to withdraw the manuscript for his speech, and he was not familiar with the manuscript at all.

Last night, I really shouldn't have helped Kuko Meichuan win points... Fuck.

"Listen carefully, it's almost your turn." The teacher next to him said to him.

After a while, he heard the voice of "Let us welcome the freshman representative, Yan Ming from the Department of Architecture!" from the stereo.

Yan Ming put the manuscript on the chair and walked slowly onto the stage.

There was a discussion under the stage.

Yan Ming is dressed very formally today, a pure black suit and a coquettish tie, even under the unattractive lighting of the school auditorium, he still looks like a campus prince who is full of extravagance.There was a faint smile on his face, not serious, but his aura was very dignified.

He walked to the microphone step by step, and even raised his eyebrows at the little girls in the front row in the middle of walking, which was very rude.

However, as soon as he opened his voice, his upright voice instantly made people think that this was a fucking bully.

"Respected leaders, teachers, dear students, hello everyone! I am honored to speak here on behalf of all the freshmen. We gathered together for the dreams in our hearts..."

Yan Ming finished the whole process, speaking with full emotion and fluently. After the last word fell, the audience burst into thunderous applause.

The thunderous applause finally woke up Lu Ziju who had fallen asleep in the audience.

When he woke up with a confused face, it happened that Yan Ming stepped down from the stage, leaving him with a blurry black back.

"Awesome, you can fall asleep right now." Chen Rui looked at him and said.

Lu Ziju shook his head: "I'm too sleepy, is it over?"

Chen Rui: "No, it's just that the freshman representative just finished speaking, and he's still from our Department of Architecture."

Lu Ziju: "In our class?"

Chen Rui: "No, it seems to be from Class Two."

Lu Ziju didn't pay much attention, and looked around for a while, but he didn't see the counselor, so he took out his phone and saw the WeChat message sent by Qi Qun.

Qi Qun: I fucked our first fucking freshman class and it was as much as shit! ! !I'll show you my schedule! ! ! !

A picture is attached below.

Qi Qun went to an ordinary normal university in other provinces, yes, a normal university.

A rough guy went to a normal university with a lot of beauties. Qi Qun's parents are both teachers and have a unique family advantage. When he first applied to the normal school, he felt very unhappy and felt that it was completely incompatible with his great career goals. side.

After arriving at the school, he was immediately delighted, looking at the beautiful girls all over the campus. In a school where the male to female ratio was 1:9, Qi Qun felt that he could have three wives and four concubines.

Lu Ziju was annoyed by the questions, so he never responded.

Qi Qun: Isn’t this pretty?From my department, I think this girl would be more beautiful with black hair, what do you think?

Lu Ziju: None of my business.

Qi Qun: ...