My general

As soon as he heard that Dr. Tian had gone to the barracks, the Master Chief didn't even bother to take a peek through the rearview mirror. He kicked the accelerator and drove the car almost into the air.

"Be careful, soldier! We're not in a hurry." The colonel struggled to keep his balance in the car, and at the same time he had to speak out to remind the sergeant chief that the new commander hadn't planned on his first day in office yet, and he didn't even touch the side of the barracks. , you have to deal with the case of military vehicles ignoring traffic rules and killing people.

"That's the evil lady!!!!" The chief of staff was already pale, but he was obviously not frightened by the speed of the Master Chief's car, "Hurry up, we may still have time to collect it for Andre..." The car suddenly bumped , reverse all the words behind him.

"Is this Doctor Tian the spouse of Lieutenant Colonel Mehoff?" The one who married the quartermaster is a shrew?This was somewhat beyond the colonel's expectations.

"Of course not!" the chief of staff shouted, "If Andre married her, instead of throwing him into the swimming pool filled with champagne at the wedding, we would pour him into the cement and throw him into the sea..." Bumped a bit

"Lover?" The colonel frowned.Although in this age, let alone fidelity within marriage, there are very few people who even marry even if it is just a civil union, cheating is not a big deal, and even both spouses often cheat together.The only member of the Seventeenth Regiment who had a family had an affair at the same time, and let his lover keep finding him in the barracks, which was too embarrassing.

"If the 'model old Gong' has a lover, unless the sun comes out in the west." The chief of staff simply sneered at the colonel's speculation, "Andrei has been addicted to cigarettes since he was 15 years old. When smoking. Whether it’s the boss’s training or our brothers’ persuasion, he smoked until his throat was ruined and he refused to stop until he met the current nemesis—all wages were handed in, and he went home on time to cook every day, and even used a lighter in front of his partner. Don't touch; in the barracks he still smokes non-stop, and in the house there is not even an ashtray."

Although he didn't quite understand what a "model old Gong" was, the colonel was quite relieved that the [-]th regiment still had someone decent, and then sadly found that his psychological standards for the [-]th regiment were so low that he felt like he was on the same level as these sperms. It is not a serious problem of principle to compare things with others, to ignore the health of others, and to force people around you to smoke second-hand smoke.

While talking, the car had already driven back to the barracks, and the colonel found out that the sergeant was crying for poverty and wanted engineers. They're all old tanks and jeeps that are so old that it's surprising why they haven't been sent to the army's dedicated scrap car processing plant.It turned out that the chief of staff and the chief of staff drove an outrageously old car to pick up the colonel, not disrespectful to the new boss, but they had already driven the best car over, and even the colonel had some doubts about the car parked on the runway There are still a few cars left that can be started.

In this pile of scrap metal that can barely be called a "car", there is also a big red luxury sports car that is obviously not for military use.The colonel recognized at a glance that this was the Chibei Royal Racing in Western Sichuan. It was produced in limited quantities according to the reservation, and it was a high-end product that even rich people might not be able to buy.The luxurious sports car was parked out of place with the dilapidated military vehicles, and a few soldiers put up simple cloth tents beside them, keeping close to each other to prevent bird droppings or other dirty things from falling on the car.The shiny new paint of the sports car makes the surrounding military vehicles even more dilapidated and unsightly.

The colonel jumped out of the car and glanced around the entire camp, and found that the place where the soldiers slept was the old machine shed, the old machine building was piled with sundries and fuel, and the command post was stationed by the communication squad. "Building" stuff.The toilet is a toilet cart, the shower is a shower cart, and other places are all large and small military tents, several of which are still patched, forming an ironic contrast with the luxury yachts docked at the port.

There is also a shed in the shallow water area by the sea, which is obviously made by a layman, but I don’t know whether this thing that looks like it will be blown down by the sea wind at any time is used as a temporary toilet when there are not enough toilet cars, or if there are not enough bath cars. When you use it, you can jump directly into the sea to wash it, or both.Someone is going to the bathroom on the top, while someone is taking a shower below... The colonel quickly threw out the picture in his mind.

If it is on the way of marching, such a camp is really normal, but as a permanent residence, it is too crude and outrageous.The No. 17 Cavalry Regiment and the No. 19 Gendarmerie Regiment have been stationed in Shuizhou for four full years in this pitifully crude way.

"Huh, uh." As soon as they got out of the car, several warrant officers showed obvious contempt for the outrageously crude facilities of the garrison.

The colonel didn't think they were squeamish - there were obviously gender-neutral sanitation facilities, tents that couldn't be locked, and the only "Chu River-Han boundary" between the two barracks was a flat runway that could be used as a parking lot. Can not achieve blocking effect.The colonel himself couldn't help worrying about what these girls could do to keep the nearly three thousand perverts from the two regiments after they moved in.

But at this time, only the colonel was thinking about the new warrant officers of the Xian [-]th Regiment.The rest of the [-]th Regiment gathered by the car, but turned a blind eye to the several warrant officers and even the new head of their own regiment, so the colonel could only unload the luggage of the five warrant officers, and was hesitant to send them off. In the hands of Tuan Zhang Ma, did he send the sheep into the tiger's mouth with his own hands?

As soon as the car came to a complete stop, the chief of staff slumped on the seat and fell unconscious as soon as he saw the big red sports car.The man in the white coat over the military uniform should be the captain of the military doctor. Seeing the chief of staff fainted, he took out smelling salts and shook him under the nose, but it obviously had no effect.The military doctor captain was followed by a military doctor sergeant with a medical kit on his back, but he looked more like he was playing with the white coat and the medical kit as decorations than he really knew how to use them.Another tall man leaned against the car door, talking to the Master Chief in the car—or rather, listening to what the Master Chief in the car had to say, the homemade cigarette in his mouth was moving from beginning to end He hasn't moved at all, - looking at the epaulets, he is a lieutenant colonel, and he should be the quartermaster.

The colonel cleared his throat and reminded them that the real commander was here: "Can someone explain to me what's going on?"

The Quartermaster finally raised his head, saluted casually, and continued talking to the Master Chief.The captain of the military doctor didn't even raise his head, and directly said "no time" to the colonel.Only the military doctor sergeant finally turned his attention to the colonel, smiling like a child.

The colonel's heart sank to the bottom with his smile, and he felt a splitting headache.

The military doctor sergeant looks like a big child who hasn't grown up yet. With the height of the colonel, he can only see his blue hair at first. Under the sea breeze, the beautiful color undulates like waves.The colonel thought it was some new hair dye at first, until he looked up.

The extremely feminine and seductive appearance of the military doctor sergeant made the colonel wonder for a while whether he had overlooked the gender column when he read the information of the [-]th regiment, and he did not find that there was a female soldier. It was not until he looked carefully that the military doctor sergeant was white. The skin is almost transparent. When grinning and smiling, it reveals a pair of overlong canine teeth. The dreamy eyes change color with the light. If you look at it for a long time, it seems that it will suck people's souls in. The [-]th regiment is so messed up. The descendants of the Purple Star natives were all absorbed into the army!

When Admiral Olof, the founding father of the Galactic Empire, found a purple star like the Garden of Eden, he wondered how such a livable planet did not evolve advanced creatures with civilization, until he found a mythical elf-like building in the depths of the forest ruins.

Obviously, a catastrophe has passed here, and there are only two Valkyrie statues in the magnificent building, which are as heroic and handsome as Valkyrie in Viking mythology. They are still intact. We can see the ingenious artistic attainments of the builders.Admiral Orlov led the explorers to search deep into the ruins, heard the sound of someone moving, and found more than a dozen little girls, the older ones looked no more than seven or eight years old, and the younger ones were still babies, apparently the faces of the Purple Star natives. In the event of a catastrophe, keep it as the last kindling.

The Purple Star people look very similar to people on Earth, except that their skin is whiter. They have a pair of pointed ears like elves in mythology, long canine teeth like vampires, and a longer and thinner tongue than people on Earth. The color of their hair and eyes is also similar to that of people on Earth. People on earth are very different, and their appearance is very beautiful.

Although they look like a mixture of elves and vampires, the Purple Star people are actually a very peaceful matriarchal society. The abundant material resources prevent the Purple Star people from fighting for survival, and the long life span allows the Purple Star people to have enough time and energy to work Artistic creation also makes them less interested in reproduction. When they have to reproduce, men and women are only together for a short while. Ji regards it as an important group social activity, so that the surface area of ​​Zixing is hundreds of times that of the earth, but the number of Zixing people has never reached five figures.

Although the Zixing people also have language and characters, they are only used to record history. There is no misunderstanding or deception in the purely telepathic communication between people. Soaking in a hot spring and disturbing Ji can't solve it. There is no concept of war at all.They spend all their time on various artistic creations, never knowing that there is such a thing as an "enemy" in the world, let alone military development.As a result, when the alien invaders came, the innocent and simple Zixing people opened the door without hesitation, and ended up bringing disaster upon themselves.

The victory was so easy that the invaders couldn't believe their luck, so they searched for other nearby planets and found that there were also higher creatures similar to the Purple Star people on the earth, and the Garden of Eden, elves, vampires, Valkyries, etc. The description clearly refers to the Purple Star, especially in a country called Japan that has produced a lot of cartoons with Zixing people as the protagonists. They thought that the earth was the military base of the Purple Star, and led the army to fight there. Unexpectedly, the people on Earth are just He looks a little bit like a Zixing person, but he is actually a very violent existence.

The irony is that the people on earth won the final victory, but the earth was completely destroyed; the people on the purple star were almost slaughtered, but the purple star remained intact.So the people on earth immigrated to Purple Star, completely occupying Purple Star, and the blue and yellow stars near Purple Star, although the environment is not as good, can barely allow Earthlings to survive.After fighting the alien invaders, the earthlings changed to another planet and continued to fight against their own kind, so that with the environment of the purple star and the development of modern medical treatment, the life expectancy of human beings can reach 150 years, but because of the successive years of wars, a large number of young people are dying. People die, but the actual average life expectancy is shortened to less than 50 years old. Everyone is happy.

Fortunately, although the people on Earth are violent, they are not devoid of conscience.Convinced that the children left by the Zixing natives were not threatening, Admiral Orlov raised the dozen or so girls as daughters, and Zixing's matriarchal social heritage was also preserved in the form of religion.These aboriginal children intermarried with Earth people when they became adults, and the children they gave birth to, regardless of gender, were all very feminine and beautiful. Although there were a few lucky ones who only inherited the appearance of the Purple Star people, their beautiful skin was full of the violent genes of the Earth people. For example, Chief of Staff Shangguan Black Eagle and first-rank general Olga the Grand Duchess, but more of them are a group of artists who have no concept of war and military affairs.Looking at the innocent and ignorant face of the military doctor sergeant, there is no doubt that it is the latter. I am afraid that the only thing he is like a person on earth is that he has no telepathic ability at all.The colonel was suddenly a little rejoicing that although Shangguan Black Hawk had fully inherited the violent genes of the earthlings, he was still worthy of his purple star blood in terms of artistic taste, so the military uniforms of the Galactic Empire were very beautiful, so the colonel did not have to worry that the military doctor and sergeant would do it for "beauty" ", modifying the military uniform without authorization.

Is there no one here who looks like a soldier?The colonel cast his eyes on the quartermaster who was leaning against the car, and suddenly felt a little relieved.

The Quartermaster had a typical German appearance, with a burly figure, and his angular features seemed to be cut out by a knife. Only his dark hair showed that he was not a pure-bred German.His deep sunken eye sockets are slightly triangular eyes, which almost completely cover the gray-blue eyes under the brow bone, his straight nose is like a mountain rising from the ground, and there is smoke between his thin lips. His handsome face looks even Some fierce.It is strange that such a tough guy is frowning at this time, as if he is facing a big enemy.

The military doctor captain is the only pure-blooded Asian in the [-]th regiment, and his handsome appearance is obviously inherited from his mother more than the former regiment leader's father.The black thick-rimmed glasses made the Asian's originally flat facial features show a three-dimensional effect, and he looked like an intellectual and wise person, until the colonel saw that he found that smelling salts were useless for the chief of staff, and began to use the crudest method - slap in the face .

After several slaps, the chief of staff's face was flushed red, and he still didn't seem to wake up at all.The captain of the military doctor shook Da Hong's hand, and suddenly tapped his finger on his waist: "I tell you to pretend!"

The chief of staff jumped up all of a sudden, then grabbed the jeep tightly and refused to let go: "Why do you have to wake me up?"

"Isn't it just a woman?" The military doctor captain hugged the chief of staff and dragged him out of the car, "She may not be here to look for you, why pretend to be dead?"

"If you don't pretend to be dead, I will really die!"

"Are you still a man?"

"I don't want to be a man!" The chief of staff held on to the steering wheel, "I don't want to get out of the car!"

"Stop it now!" The Master Chief hastily turned off the engine, "There are not many cars that can start, and one car will be damaged if it is damaged."

In order to protect the few "driveable cars" left, the quartermaster saw that the chief of staff had no intention of letting go, so he simply broke off his fingers one by one.

"I don't care~~~" The chief of staff just didn't let go, "It's easy for you to say, every time I get the worst treatment by the evil star empress, it's me, not you!!!"

"That pretty brother just now is the new group seat?" The military doctor sergeant was a full ten beats behind before he realized it.

"Really?" Hearing what he said, the captain of the military doctor raised his head, remembering that he seemed to have indeed glimpsed a person standing beside the car just now, "Where did that person go?"

"There!" The military doctor sergeant pointed to the large tent used by the [-]th regiment as a reception room, "By the way, it seems that the evil star lady is also there."

Seeing the direction pointed by the military doctor sergeant, the cigarette from the quartermaster's mouth fell to the ground.