My general

The floor-to-ceiling glass windows in the staff canteen of Shuzhou General Hospital do not hesitate to receive the warm sunshine at noon in the midsummer of Shuzhou, filtered through special glass, which is warm and bright but not dazzling, ensuring that the medical staff of Shuzhou General Hospital can enjoy a short and comfortable time. Take a lunch break to recharge your batteries and get ready for the afternoon's work.

"If the group seat can really become a pair with the boss, everyone will be happy." The military doctor captain held an instant coffee in a paper cup and sat opposite Doctor Tian with emotion.

"That's why you came here to waste my rest time?" Dr. Tian folded his hands and looked at the military doctor captain in an extremely unfriendly manner.

"I said you..." The military medical captain straightened up, "Tuan Zuo is still your ex-boyfriend. Even if you use him for the sake of those military police warrant officers, if you have never been sincere to him, you don't want him to be used by you After it's over, can we have a good home?"

Doctor Tian let out a cold snort: "The garbage school is really..."

The captain of the military doctor stretched out his hand and signaled Doctor Tian to stop: "Come to me if you are dissatisfied, don't keep talking about my school."

"Morphine, don't you think it's strange? Why is the profession of doctors not disappearing now that information technology is so advanced?"

"The machine is not adaptable enough to cope with emergencies during surgery?"

"According to what you said, there is no need for physicians to exist." Even so, Dr. Tian saw the director of internal medicine passing by with a plate, and immediately sent a cute smile, "Mother Lu, this Come to eat after order? What troubles are you encountering in the ward?"

"It's nothing serious. I met a pair of surprised parents in the pediatric ward." The director of internal medicine responded with the same gentle but somewhat helpless smile, and his voice was a little hoarse. "After all, it's the first child. The parents are inexperienced. They forgot to burp after breastfeeding, and the child spit up milk. They thought it was esophageal reflux. They had to hug me and show me to be relieved. Last time they took the child's diapers all over the hospital to find me. Just because the child's stool is green and mushy, they thought something was wrong." The director of the internal medicine department shook his head, "I have been teaching them about parenting science for the whole morning, even drinking saliva. No effort at all."

"Little Mom Lu, you are so kind, that's why people like this will always pester you."

The captain of the military doctor did not continue to listen to what they were talking about. He glanced at the meal served by the chief of internal medicine, which was Thai-style green curry. He sincerely admired her for having just dealt with the baby's mushy green stool. Seeing the green curry, she would still have an appetite.

After seeing off the director of internal medicine, the captain of the military doctor thought about it seriously: "Because the patient can't feel the love from the machine? The industry that deals with people must be done by people, and it cannot be replaced by machines."

"Dealing with people must be done by human beings?" Dr. Tian turned to the captain of the military doctor, with a mocking expression on his face immediately, "Do you know how long the 'telephone operator' profession of 'dealing with people' has disappeared?"

The captain of the military doctor has never even heard of this ancient profession that has long since disappeared in the long river of history: "Then why do you say?"

"If it is only based on the symptoms described by the patient, coupled with the instrument test report to infer the condition, any machine can do a better job than a human. What you said about the 'occupational temperature' is even more nonsense. Two centuries In the past, before the invention of high-speed aircraft, many people preferred to search the Internet according to their own conditions and diagnose themselves, rather than going to the hospital to face real doctors. The results refute the doctor's diagnosis, resulting in delayed treatment, delayed treatment, and even death."

"But today's high-speed computers are many times more reliable than previous computers."

"But the current patients have not become more reliable than before, such as the two who have been pestering Aunt Lu all morning." Dr. Tian pointed to the chief of internal medicine who was hurrying to eat - her eating speed was not so much It is more appropriate to say that it is more appropriate to pour food directly into the stomach when eating. "Patients and family members will lie, exaggerate, and ignore some of their own symptoms, which cannot be identified by machines, so doctors need to be like detectives." Observation." Dr. Tian raised his hand and leaned on the back of the chair, "Of course, instead of looking for a blind doctor like you, it's better to find a medical machine with wider knowledge and faster reaction than you. Much more."

"Where am I 'blind'?" The captain of the military doctor thought that if he wasn't an excellent doctor, he was at least qualified.

"It's not blind. How come you haven't found out that your little white rabbit leader is a dead gay, and he is still self-righteous in 'declaring justice'?"

"What?" The medical captain almost spilled the coffee in the paper cup, "Isn't he heterosexual? He still wants to marry you."

"Marry someone who you can count on one hand?" Dr. Tian sneered, "Do you think we are living in a fairy tale? The prince and princess danced together and got married as 'love at first sight'?"

"Since it's not true, why did he say to marry you? What good does it do him?"

"Seriously, Morphine," Dr. Tian approached the captain of the military doctor with a wicked smile on his face, "When Little White Rabbit said he wanted to marry me, what was your first reaction?"

The first reaction of course is that once they really get married, it will definitely be the end of the world for the [-]th regiment.The captain of the military doctor took a look at Dr. Tian, ​​but dared not say anything.

"It's over, it's the end of the world, isn't it?" Without him needing to say it, Dr. Tian knew what the captain of the military doctor was thinking, "The entire army of you came from the same orphanage, and you are like brothers and sisters. Only Little White Rabbit is alone. The airborne officer is a complete outsider. If he takes the initiative to integrate into you, not only will he not be able to integrate into you, but you will reject him even more, and he will lose his own worth. But when he mentions marrying me, he still dates me, you guys The alarm bell in my heart was loud, and I started to approach him proactively, and then he could use his means in front of you, win your hearts one by one, completely empty poule, and become the real head of the [-]th regiment."

"You know he doesn't really want to marry you, and you still flirted with him?"

"Flirting?" Doctor Tian didn't understand.

"'The body is more honest than the mouth,' what is flirting?"

"My body tells me that he is a dead gay, but he is still pretending to be heterosexual, asking me to date me on the premise of marriage. Of course, I believe in the body reaction that will not lie more than the mouth that can lie. For example, he saw I only wore underwear under my white coat, and my heartbeat didn’t even speed up.” Doctor Tian sneered, “The advantage of forensic medicine is that you can only examine the body that can’t lie, and don’t waste time listening to the mouth that can lie. It's a pity that your head of the little white rabbit is a living person who can lie, not an honest corpse. He obviously regarded me as a quack doctor like you at the beginning, and he even tried to deceive me with flattering words. I guess if I I was really fooled, and I must have been kicked away by him in the end. He should be thankful that I am not stupid, but I am not smart enough to think that playing him is like playing, so I confessed to him from the beginning and told him not to waste on me. Thinking about acting, and deliberately breaking my bikini straps on the wedding anniversary of the anal thermometer to attract my attention, and then proposing to date me. As soon as I gave him a physical examination, his sexuality was as if he was wearing a flat mirror The myopia that comes out is like the original shape."

In fact, the colonel first proposed to marry Dr. Tian, ​​and the captain of the military doctor also felt strange, but he didn't think too much about it: "But you said he used tricks? What kind of tricks did he use?"

Dr. Tian thought for a while: "I have to say, Little White Rabbit's methods are really clever. I know what he did, and I can guess what else he did, but I can't produce evidence."

"tell me the story."

"Well, let's start when he first came to Shuizhou." Doctor Tian called the waiter robot and poured himself another cup of coffee. "When the little white rabbit came for the physical examination, he refused to take off his clothes. I don't have so many I wasted my mind on him, so I just used the chemical fiber decomposer in the laboratory to decompose his clothes. After the physical examination, he insisted on sending me away before he was willing to put on clothes."

"Doesn't that mean he's heterosexual? And shy in front of you."

"At first, I thought he was shy. Until that night, when Lin Zhi came to clean up the medical waste, he found that one of the needles was bent badly, and asked me how I did it. The needles were bent like this, so it was an extra eye, I counted the number, and found that the number of needle barrels was one less than the number of needles."

"So what?"

"At that time, I was just wondering who would steal the used disposable syringe and make the needle like this. I didn't even suspect that the missing syringe was taken by the little white rabbit until my portal was hacked and Shangguan Heiying sent it to me. The photo for me got out and your barracks were on fire."

"What does this have to do with the syringe?" The military doctor captain became more and more confused as he listened.

"When you took the little white rabbit back, did you go to your own tent first?" Dr. Tian raised the corners of his mouth mockingly, "In order to give him a second digital gang examination."

The Surgeon Lieutenant drank his instant coffee silently, pretending not to hear.

"The material of your tent cloth is similar to that of military uniforms, right? They are all made of chemical fibers."

"almost."

"So things that can decompose military uniforms can also decompose tent cloth." The sarcasm on Dr. Tian's face became even more serious, "If I remember correctly, the main ingredients of those 'collections' of flat-chested ladyboys should be glycerin and plant essential oils, There are iodine, medical alcohol, medical gauze in your tent...they are all inflammable and explosive things. The seaside in summer is already windy, and your tents are so crowded, as long as you suck a needle from the ground The chemical fiber decomposing agent will make a hole in your tent, and the wind will make any shelf fall down, crash... bang!" Doctor Tian made an explosive and burning gesture.

The captain of the military doctor remembered that the military sergeant was still dragging the colonel to look at his collection: "But it's impossible! Tangtang has been..." After talking about it, he couldn't continue.

"The flat-chested ladyboy has been staring at the little white rabbit?" Dr. Tian snorted, "Just the flat-breasted ladyboy who is so naive as to be sold and help count the money, it's hard to do something about the tent he gave you behind your back. ?"

The medical captain was speechless.

"The entire camp was burned, but almost no one was injured. Don't you have any doubts about such a strange thing?" Dr. Tian looked in the direction of the barracks outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, "This fire is burning well. It won’t work if it doesn’t break down, and it won’t work if you don’t rebuild the barracks. By the way, taking advantage of the fire, he also gave you a lot of benefits, right?”

really.Yacht rentals twice the normal profit, and a complete set of the first edition of "The Complete Biography of Su Langhuan" were "bribes" that the quartermaster and chief of staff could not refuse.As for the captain of the military doctor, he was thankful that the colonel did not hold him accountable after hearing the fireman say that the fire started in his tent.

"He probably just realized that the identity I used in Shuizhou was fake at the beginning, and wanted to check my details, so he asked someone to hack my portal, but he didn't expect to find the photo of Shangguan Black Eagle, so he came up with this strategy. "Doctor Tian is also rarely deflated, "hack the system in the army, and publish the photos that Shangguan Black Eagle gave me; ;He still didn't forget to send you all to Shuizhou General Hospital for a 'medical examination' in the end, so I couldn't clarify in time. So when the old man came to the door, he could use my hand to kill people and get you money to build a military camp "Doctor Tian stirred the already cold coffee, "Of course, these are just my inferences, I don't have any evidence - after all, your entire camp was burned, even if he left traces at that time, it would have been burned long ago clean."

"What is he trying to do with all his troubles? Just for a poor and useless air group like us?"

Dr. Tian pondered for a moment: "Would you believe me if I said he drew a poule?"