My general

As the saying goes, there is no such thing as a perfect road.Captain Wada, the military doctor, refused to disclose anything, but the dead house of the [-]th Corps next door would not mind abusing his authority as a military police as long as he received a small gift.The Master Chief took a piece of fried chicken from the fast food restaurant opened by the bar owner, and the military police officer agreed to his request without hesitation, but when asked what to check, it was the Master Chief's turn to make trouble.

The captain of the military doctor asked the sergeant to check the colonel's life experience, but before the colonel came to report, the people from the [-]th regiment asked the military police to check his resume from high school to the present, and there was nothing but excellent grades. A place to be fussed about.The captain of the military doctor said that the colonel was "the rose knight", but did the colonel join the rose knights when he was still a kid?Even if he was really capable, given the high risk of the Rose Knights, it would definitely not be so absurd to allow minors who are still receiving compulsory education to join the regiment.

Even so, just to be on the safe side, the Master Chief asked the military police to check whether the colonel was on the rose knight list.As a result, as he expected, among the rose knights, no matter whether they had died or passed away, or were still alive today, there were a lot of them named "Thomas", and there was not a single one with the surname "Von Harenhof".

Think about it too.The death rate of the Rose Knights was extremely high back then, and those who survived were all comrades who had fought side by side with Shangguan Black Hawk. As long as they survived to the rank of colonel, they would all go to the Guards to be the commander.If the colonel had really been the Rose Knight, he would definitely not be "exiled" to Shuichou. He was only in his early 30s, and he came to the [-]th Regiment as the head of an air group like the [-]th Regiment for "retirement".

"Is it alright?" The gendarme Si Zhai took the fried chicken and wanted to leave.

"What's the hurry?" The chief sergeant grabbed the back collar of the military police's dead house and dragged him back, "Help me find out how many people with the surname 'Von Harenhof' in the imperial army." The military doctor captain said he wanted to check the colonel's name There is nothing unusual in his background and resume, so it should be some famous person in his ancestors. The surname "Von Hallenhof" is not common, and those with the same surname as the Colonel should be his relatives.

The gendarme put down the half-stuffed fried chicken in resentment, searched according to the request of the sergeant chief, and found two officers with the surname "Von Harrenhof".The younger Colonel Thomas von Hallenhof is the current head of the Seventeenth Regiment. The photo of the deceased Lieutenant General Alexander von Hallenhof is an old man's military registration photo, which can still be seen vaguely It is somewhat similar to the colonel.

When the old man in the photo was young, he must have been a handsome man who paid great attention to his appearance. Even in his old age, his gray hair was still combed meticulously, his beard was carefully trimmed, and the medal was shining on the chest of the straight military uniform, as if through the photo, You can smell the faint scent of cologne on him.Even though he was no longer young, Lieutenant General von Hallenhof did not see the sluggishness of an ordinary old man at all, and he was still upright. Under the two handsome sword eyebrows, a pair of cold star eyes stared out of the photo, and his face was full of fine wrinkles. Not only did it not damage his handsome appearance at all, but it precipitated a mature charm that young men did not have.It was the first time for Master Chief to see someone so handsome at the age of white beard and hair.The colonel said that his younger brother was named like "Alice" in memory of his grandfather "Yali Shanda". Judging from the dates of birth and death of Lieutenant General von Harrenhof, the colonel's grandfather That's him.

"I'll go!" The gendarmerie stared wide-eyed, "I said, why does his name sound familiar. Your captain is the grandson of 'Casanova of the Galactic Fleet'!"

"What's stuck?" The Master Chief was puzzled.

"Casanova, great lover." The gendarmerie dead house opened the resume of Lieutenant General von Harrenhoff, "You see for yourself."

Alexander von Harrenhoff, formerly known as Alexander Hoffmann, male, the highest military rank during his lifetime was a colonel, the captain of the Galactic Fleet battleship "Poseidon", once won a Morning Light Purple Star Medal, a hereditary knight The title was changed to "Von Harlenhof". After his death, he was promoted to three ranks and buried with lieutenant general ceremony.

"It turns out that there is a knight in the ancestor of the little white rabbit." The chief sneered, "The reincarnation technique is really good."

Since the founding of the Galactic Empire, there have been constant wars, so the welfare of soldiers is extremely high.But in the eyes of the Master Chief, there is nothing wrong with treating active soldiers well, but the empire is too partial to military families, so that it favors a group of useless soldiers.

For example, Ma Tuanzhang of the 10th regiment next door, his grandfather Ma Huanzhang was an army general and military councilor.Immediately, the general will inherit the Ma family's consistent family style, with a romantic nature, but his hit rate is extremely low. There is only one seedling of Ma Tuanzhang's father under his knees, and the only seedling died on the battlefield at a young age.Originally received the news of the death of the only son, and immediately thought that the Ma family was dead, and said that he was sorry for his ancestors. Unexpectedly, his son forgot to wear a condom when he had a sex date before his sacrifice, and left a posthumous child.One year after the death of Tuanzhang Ma's father, the old friend brought the child to the general who recognized his ancestor and returned to his clan. General immediately called "God's will, God's will", so he named the child "God's will", which is now Captain Ma.As for killing himself immediately... This old man is like the reincarnation of the old Tokugawa tortoise, he is almost a hundred years old, and his body is still very strong.It is said that the most proud thing in his life was meeting Su Langhuan and Shangguan Qingyun face to face.Shangguan Qingyun became interested in the soon-to-be general who was still a kid at that time, but Su Langhuan muttered "Little fat looks so white", pinched his cheeks on both sides, played with him for a full [-] minutes, and was finally watched by the sidelines The great-granddaughter who couldn't go down—then President Li Qiongyu—pulls away, reluctantly let go, and gives the general a lollipop.It is said that the spiral pattern on the old horse family emblem originated from this.

For example, the captain of the military doctor of the Seventeenth Regiment.From the orphanage to the military camp, the two had known each other for more than 20 years, and the Master Chief knew how much the military medical captain was capable of.Fortunately, although his father is a complete jerk, he is also a colonel at any rate. With the help of his brothers, he also got a hereditary baronship for the military doctor captain.

For example, the current leader of the Little White Rabbit.Fortunately, at the beginning, the Chief saw the colonel's seriousness and good grades in school, and thought that he was able to get his current position by virtue of his own ability, but in the end, he was also a second-generation ancestor lying on his ancestor's military record.But this explains why the colonel spends his money so lavishly - the captain of the Galactic Fleet was paid seventy-five thousand imperial dollars a month, which is the same as the salary of the current army general.The Colonel's grandfather lived to be nearly 80 years old, and presumably left a considerable legacy.Moreover, the colonel has only one brother, and the inheritance left by his grandfather makes half of the two brothers. In addition to the colonel's current military salary, it is enough for him to live a life of spending money like dirt.

People are more popular than people, and the Master Chief himself is not so lucky.His parents were just ordinary employees who were crushed to death by a collapsed building in the Purple Star Earthquake 20 years ago, so the Master Chief entered an orphanage right after graduating from junior high school.The Master Chief's ten generations of ancestors have never produced any big men, and the legacy left by his parents is very small. He has no brothers and sisters who can support each other, and he is not a material for studying. The ability to fight becomes the boss of the orphans.After joining the army, the sergeant chief relied on his bravery on the battlefield to fight all his injuries, and finally got a pitiful sergeant major rank.But as he gets older, the Master Chief can feel that the fists he was once proud of are becoming more and more powerless, and he has to train recruits every day, but his income for a year is not as good as younger than him The five-year-old colonel spent half a year comfortably shaking his pen in his office.Now the only thing that can give the Master Chief a sense of superiority is that the leader of the [-]th Regiment is really obeyed by him, not the colonel who holds the title of regimental commander in vain.

"I didn't let you see his medal, that's what I'm talking about." The gendarmerie's death house pulled Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's personnel information into the "family members" column.

When Lieutenant General von Hallenhoff was young, it was the age when the earth was beginning to end. Most people lived a life of drunkenness and dreaming of death. After all, no one knew which would come first, death or tomorrow's sunrise.Soldiers at that time basically "mounted and fired guns, dismounted to shoot cannons", especially the soldiers of the Galaxy Fleet, because the days they could stay on the ground were few and far between, "shooting a cannon to change a place" was far more practical than finding a woman to start a family.So much so that the precarious dark age has passed for a long time, but modern people basically have no concept of "marriage", "family" and "loyalty".

Lieutenant General von Harrenhoff is not an exception in the Galaxy Fleet. Among the family members, the column of "Spouse/Civil Union Spouse" says "None", but the column of "Children" is densely written.

"How many babies has this old man had?" The Master Chief had already scrolled down three pages, but he didn't finish it.

"Half a deck of cards."

"The number of people playing half a deck of cards? The number of cards in a half deck?" The Master Chief often played cards and gambled with soldiers in his spare time, and he was more familiar with poker cards than military regulations.Not to mention half a deck of playing cards, there are only more than 50 cards in a whole deck, but the Master Chief has already scrolled down more than ten pages, and the list of Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's children has not yet bottomed out. .

"98 sons, 84 daughters, a total of 180 people, half a deck of poker points."

The Master Chief's fingers froze on the portal display screen of the military police's dead house: "Isn't the hit rate too high?"

"Actually...the nearly two hundred children may not all be his own." The dead man of the military police pointed to the various surnames of Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's children.

In the last century, when the earth was about to be destroyed, due to the continuous war, the welfare of the soldiers and their families of the empire was extremely generous.Even if civilians cannot marry soldiers, as long as they have a child with a soldier, they can live well on the child's military benefits, and most soldiers in the empire are walking planters.

Lieutenant General von Harrenhof is the same as Commander Jin, he is an out-and-out prostitute father, even worse than him-he has never been married in his life, and his lovers are so many that they are almost all over the empire. The illegitimate children born to lovers are all thrown into the care of the child's mother or relatives who are willing to accept, those who have mothers and relatives are thrown into the orphanage directly.However, compared with Commander Jin, Lieutenant General Von Harrenhof has applied for military benefits for every illegitimate child at any rate. As a member of the military, he lived a relatively superior life.

In the beginning, Lieutenant General von Harrenhof would go to the hospital for a paternity test on the children who came to "recognize their relatives" and their mothers or other relatives. The hospital runs away and accepts all the children who come to "recognize the father". If the military department rejects his application under the pretext of "no paternity test", he will re-apply as an "adopted child". The expenses are paid by the Imperial Army, and the care of the children is the responsibility of the child's mother, relatives and orphanages. If there are more or less children under his name, it has no effect on himself.Later, ordinary civilians knew that there was such a "fool colonel" in the Galaxy Fleet, and the children who couldn't afford it were put under his name. Anyway, the children can keep their original names, and they can even be called "nephew/niece" by their real biological parents. Lieutenant General von Hallenhof would not be disobedient in the slightest even if he was re-recognized by his real biological parents after he grew up.It is said that Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's highest record was that within 24 hours, he took four "children" to declare military household registration, one of them was a newborn, and he was almost 70 years old at that time, setting a new record in one fell swoop. The most frequent record and the oldest record, so that the staff of the local military district office once saw his face and wanted to cry.

Originally, the benefits enjoyed by the military families of the empire included more generous child support than ordinary civilians, better medical and educational resources, etc. As a result, Lieutenant General von Harrenhoff played with the good rules of the game. Except for the pensions received by relatives who joined the army after they died in battle, all the benefits are the same as those of non-military civilians. The pensions are still calculated according to the head of the dead soldier, not the head of the military family.Of course, according to Li Chengren's consistent strict style, "Soldiers look like soldiers, so military family members must look like military family members!" Want to get a penny.If it is even more unfortunate, the cause of death of the soldier is not on the battlefield, or the monthly military salary exceeds [-] imperial yuan, then the survivors will not even have a pension.

"Could it be that this old man was walking on the street and was beaten to death?" The Master Chief pulled Lieutenant General Von Hallenhoff's information to the last page, and the column of cause of death said " The four characters of exhaustion.For the "Casanova of the Empire", no matter whether it is reputation or reputation, such a death is at least better than walking on the street one day and being beaten to death by military relatives-although the Master Chief doubts that von Harrenhoff The lieutenant general was not beaten to death by the military family, it was purely because he basically stayed on the battleship, and the probability of meeting other military family members on the ground was too low.Among the lovers of Lieutenant General von Hallenhof, there are probably many media and dignitaries, who insisted that Lieutenant General von Hallenhof’s actions had made outstanding contributions to improving the law of the empire, so he was promoted to three ranks after his death. The colonel became a lieutenant general.

"I didn't expect that your head of the regiment would have so many uncles and aunts." The military policeman stretched his waist, "Hey, there are more than 180 children, which should not include those who died underage, and those who died later. They were taken back by their real biological parents. Even if half of the sons and daughters under the name of Lieutenant General von Harrenhof are fake, it is said that many of his sons are also "like father, like son". , Lieutenant General von Harrenhof's direct descendants are probably more than our two regiments combined, and they are definitely the largest family since the founding of the Empire. Maybe there are still no ancestors. In my opinion, you Lieutenant Colonel Bard is probably his grandson living abroad, more like him than your regiment commander."

If the chief of staff slept with a woman instead of a man, maybe in another 30 to [-] years, Lieutenant General von Harrenhof would not be able to keep the record of "the largest family in the empire".But even if Lieutenant General von Harrenhof had a fortune of ten thousand, it would not be much if it was shared by nearly two hundred children and finally fell into the colonel's hands.And looking at the age difference between the colonel and Lieutenant General von Hallenhof, his father must not be the eldest son, which means that even the false title of knight cannot be inherited by the colonel.The Master Chief immediately regained his mental balance.

"Don't you think it's strange to say that?" Si Zhai, the military policeman, bit the fried chicken and said vaguely, "Your regiment leader has the same surname as his grandfather."

"Is it strange that grandson and grandpa have the same surname?"

"It's not surprising to put it in someone else's house, but do you think which of the more than 100 children has his surname?" The military policeman's death house pointed to the list of Lieutenant General von Harrenhoff's children.

The Master Chief suddenly realized that Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's children all took their mother's surname in various ways. At first glance, there was no one named "Von Hallenhof": "There is no one with the father's surname. ?"

"I'll look for it." The military policeman licked off the fried chicken sauce in his hand, and searched directly in the list of Lieutenant General von Hallenhof's children, and indeed found someone with his surname, "Really have."

The gendarmerie's operation was so fast that the sergeant chief couldn't see what he clicked, and a picture of a woman popped up on the screen.

Judging from the pixels, this photo should be very old.The woman in the photo is in her youthful age, her golden curly hair is coiled into a gorgeous bun, fixed with a diamond hair accessory, the simple and elegant black evening dress perfectly outlines her hot figure, and the diamond-encrusted and pearl earrings are on the Her tiny shell ears sparkled, her bare bosom overshadowed the pearl necklace around her neck, a slender lady's cigarette was held in her small gloved hand, and a huge sapphire ring hung in the middle of her black velvet glove. Against the backdrop of brilliance, the brilliance of gemstones is less than one ten-thousandth of her eyes.In the photo, she rested her chin on one hand, tilted her head with a playful look, and was looking at the people outside the photo with these breathtaking eyes.

"He's so fucking beautiful." The Master Chief wasn't interested in women, but this pair of ears were the same as the Colonel's... Thinking of the feeling of biting the Colonel's ears, the Master Chief couldn't help but licked his lips.

"This isn't your commander's mother, it's his grandma." The gendarmerie also looked fascinated, "I can't believe that your commander is actually the grandson of 'Empire Rose'! The national goddess of the last century! Said it was a man, my grandmother was fascinated by her back then, and all the posters of her were posted at home."

The military policeman tapped the screen a few times, and a lot of entertainment news from the last century jumped out immediately.

"What's written on it?" The Master Chief felt a headache when he saw the tadpole text all over the screen, "Read it and listen."

"Can't you read it yourself? It's all in German." The dead house of the military police was busy stuffing fried chicken into his mouth.

"The lettering is too small and looks laborious."

The military police dead house turned the screen to the maximum, and continued to seize the opportunity to eat fried chicken while it was hot.

"It's just a matter of talking, you're too lazy." The Master Chief pretended to take the fried chicken back.

Who is too lazy to read it by himself and insists on others reading it to him?The gendarmerie can only recall the German they learned in school, and just after reading a few words, the chief slapped him and called out: "Speak human!"

"It's a human language, German."

"I'll let you translate it into Chinese."

I have to read it to him, and I have to translate it into Chinese for him?Is he worthy of this white man's face when he said this?Reluctant to be soft-spoken and short-handed, the military policeman seized the time to stuff fried chicken into his mouth to prevent the Master Chief from snatching it back on a whim, while obediently picking up key points of the news and translating them to the Master Chief.