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The tunnel connecting the barracks and the Shuizhou General Hospital should have been remodeled from a wartime air-raid shelter. There is only the simplest lighting in it, and it is quite old.Rows of pipes are like snakes winding overhead, but they are not scary. After all, everyone knows that the climate of the Purple Star is not suitable for many creatures on Earth. The only place where snakes can be seen today is in the ambulance. In the painting of Asclepius' staff, more than once, Su Langhuan's brainless fans suggested that the snake on the Asclepius' staff be changed into two elephants with their trunks wrapped around the staff.At this time, the light above the head made the shadows of the two people line up like a whole row of soldiers on the wall, and the empty tunnel was full of echoes from the footsteps of the military doctor captain's boots on the concrete floor.

"That..." Finally, the military doctor captain decided to break the silence, "It's closer to the Shuizhou General Hospital from here than on the ground. If you want to go to the hospital in the future, it's more convenient to go here."

"Since it's so convenient, why did only Colonel Ma from the [-]th Regiment of the Constitution rush over when the Shuizhou General Hospital was attacked by terrorists?"

"Where is the old horse going to save people? He obviously drank his stomach with the officials and lords of the Governor's Mansion again." The captain of the military doctor muttered in a low voice, but his voice was amplified countless times in an overly quiet way, and echoed.

The colonel let out a "tsk".

"Director Huang of the Department of Surgery of Shuizhou General Hospital came from the Western Dynasty. He has been chased and killed by Zhongnanlian as a traitor. Besides, the temper of the evil star... The terrorist attack of Shuizhou General Hospital is at least twice a month. If we You have to take care of it, and you can’t do anything else.”

"Does 'other things' mean taking pictures with tourists to make money?" The colonel frowned too delicately. "In your opinion, as a soldier, taking pictures with tourists is more important than protecting the lives and property of civilians?"

"Evil Star Empress still needs us to save?" The captain of the military doctor's voice changed, "As far as her combat power is killing all directions, we are going to 'protect', and also protect the Central South United terrorists from her murderous hands. Imperial soldiers There is no obligation to protect terrorists."

The colonel looked like an adult watching a child lie.

Could it be that the little white rabbit thinks that Dr. Tian is called "Evil Lady" only because of her sharp teeth and sharp mouth?The captain of the military doctor really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh: "You just came here, I don't know. We have been fooled more than once before. When the [-]th regiment first came to Shuizhou, Lady Xiexing had been here for two years. The first time When she was kidnapped, we were also very nervous, because we were afraid that she didn’t know how to fight at all, she just spoke badly, she was still a woman, and if she fell into the hands of terrorists, once she angered the other party, she would definitely suffer.”

"Is not it?"

If "yes", is it worth mentioning to the military doctor captain? "At that time, in order to save her, the [-]th Regiment and the [-]th Regiment of the Constitution were dispatched. Ulrich did not sleep a wink for two days and two nights in order to find out her location and formulate a rescue plan through the videos and photos sent by the terrorists."

Finally, the colonel was very relieved to hear that the [-]th regiment had done something decent.

"In the end, the two terrorists also thought she was just an ordinary woman with a bad temper. They only tied her hands and feet, but didn't gag her. When we arrived, she was just because her hands and feet were tied and her skin was scratched. One of the two people who tied her up had committed suicide by drinking a bullet, and the other attempted suicide because we arrived in time."

The colonel swallowed: "What happened next?"

"The one who survived lived in the mental hospital for two years, and committed suicide by jumping off the building while the caretakers were not paying attention." The captain of the military doctor sighed, "We knew it at that time, and what she said to us was really just Just kidding, really."

The colonel's mouth twitched.

"At the beginning, we also thought that the two kidnappers were terrorists, and it was too miserable to end up like this just because they scratched her skin. Later, we realized that they were actually the luckiest , when the evil star empress can only say 'a gentleman speaks but not hands'." The fate of the other terrorists made the military doctor captain feel pain all over his body when he thought about it.

"How to say?"

"Taking advantage of the little nurse, she beat the lower body paralyzed with the case board on the spot, which is quite lucky."

"Oh." The colonel didn't think people who disrespected women deserved sympathy.

"If you think it's nothing, Ulrich has personally seen her perform with the captured rapists' under the premise of not using anesthesia, the one with the big thumb cost more than 700 knives, and the rest can be directed Urinary catheter'. The sliced ​​specimens were made into specimens, and they were placed in the Medical College of Shuzhou University, and they were all so thin and transparent."

"It's... a very good surgeon." Although he didn't feel that the rapist deserved sympathy, as a man, the colonel's face inevitably turned pale when he heard such words.She deliberately performed in front of the chief of staff, probably to scare the chickens and monkeys, but it didn't seem to have any effect on the chief of staff's restraint of his lower body.

"Evil Star Empress likes cats very much. Some terrorists thought that since they couldn't attack her directly, they could use cats to destroy her psychologically, so they sneaked into the Blue Cross Hospital next to Shuizhou General Hospital, stole cats and killed them, and then took the body Put it in her office."

"What a coward."

coward?The captain of the military doctor could only smile dryly: "She really went crazy when she saw the dead cat. After the cat abuser was caught by her, only the head and spine remained, and then soaked in the restoration potion to make a living specimen. He is still alive, and he is placed in the intensive care unit of Shuizhou General Hospital. If you are interested, we can go back and have a look now. His eyes and mouth can still move."

Although according to the animal protection law of the empire, ordinary citizens who abuse animals can be sentenced to 30 years of hard labor, since Shangguan Heiying was assassinated, Grand Duchess Olga even instigated the judiciary to put all the remnants of the Zhongnan League and the Human Revolutionary League into separate books , Terrorists have no human rights in the empire, but this is too... The colonel barely restrained the desire to vomit.

"If you want to vomit, just vomit. The interns in the Shuzhou General Hospital have been scared away by that disgusting thing for several batches." And the attending physician in the intensive care unit of the Shuzhou General Hospital, Dr. Cao, can still keep up with that thing every day. Maitreya-like smiling face of a bad guy... The captain of the military doctor doesn't know what other people are like, anyway, he never dared to be disrespectful to a doctor just because he has a "good temper".

The Colonel was pardoned.

"To be honest, before I came to Shuizhou, I always thought that Zhongnanlian was a group of eunuchs who only dared to bully the weak. After I came here, I realized that they are the real men. I saw what happened to those who came to assassinate the evil star empress. Have the guts to assassinate." The military medical captain stroked the colonel's back, "We are called Lao Tian'Evil Star Lady', but even if it is the real 'Evil Star Lady' Otahara Rumina, I am afraid that she is not as cruel as her."

After a long time, the colonel finally came to his senses: "In case of terrorist attacks in the future... it is best for the military and police to intervene. Before the whereabouts of the accomplices are tortured, the safety of the terrorists must be ensured, and the accomplices will be wiped out before handing over to them." Clean up for Luna."

It is no longer "Doctor Tian", but "Luna".The captain of the military doctor realized that he had said that Zhongnanlian was a real man, but he had drawn too early a conclusion—the real pure man and real man were clearly in front of him. After hearing those deeds, he still had the courage to marry Dr. Tian.

"Tuanza, you... really want to marry Dr. Tian?"

"Is there something wrong?" The colonel took out a handkerchief and wiped his face, put on his glasses, and resumed his serious appearance, "I think she is an ideal spouse regardless of her beauty, intelligence, talent, courage or courage."

Who is he talking about?For a while, the captain of the military doctor was a little afraid to apply the beautiful words the colonel said to Dr. Tian—"beauty" is obvious to all; being able to pass the examination for a doctor's license and become an attending physician, "wisdom" is beyond doubt; being kidnapped by terrorists You can even drive the other party insane as if nothing had happened, and then torture you in various ways. "Courage" and "courage" barely touch anything; but what the hell is "talent"?Could it be that what the colonel was talking about was her "talent" in finding ways to torture the remnants of the Zhongnanlian League?Although in this respect...she is really "talented", and even more "talented" than when she was saving people.

"The profession of a doctor can provide good care for our future children."

The premise is that after you marry the evil star empress, you have the ability to survive until the child is born, and you are not dead or crazy.The military doctor captain sneered in his heart.Dr. Tian is indeed superb in medicine, but others are keen to learn new discoveries and new equipment in medicine, but she does the opposite. She is keen on studying the history of ancient medicine, and especially likes to study how to carry out treatment under various difficult conditions. For example, if you perform surgery without anesthesia, you not only learn by yourself, but also teach students.Many interns at the Shuizhou General Hospital secretly speculated that Dr. Tian taught them these medical techniques that hardly relied on any modern methods in order to throw them into the Stone Age through the time tunnel.As for herself, the captain of the military doctor is very sure that if Dr. Tian travels back to the Stone Age, she will be regarded as a goddess-like existence by primitive people because of her superb medical skills. That's another story.The captain of the military doctor is more inclined to believe that she is learning medicine as a method of torture, rather than for the sake of helping the world.

"The calmness shown in the face of terrorist attacks and the noble character of always prioritizing the interests of patients even when their own lives are threatened are good examples for children."

model?Cultivate and educate a group of evil star empresses who enjoy torturing people like her?The captain of the military doctor imagined a scene where a group of miniature Doctor Tian turned the [-]th regiment upside down, and trembled with fright.

"And she and my brother are alumni, so they should be able to get along well."

"A colleague is an enemy." The captain of the military doctor whispered.At least Dr. Tian has never been overly polite to the captain of the military doctor just because he is a colleague.On the contrary, she often treated the captain of the military doctor even more harshly because she was a colleague, so she almost used the means to deal with the remnants of the Zhongnanlian League to greet him.

"Of course, I'm a traditional person, but it's not so absurd that I ask my spouse to obey me unconditionally like the straight male cancer centuries ago. Although I personally hope to have two or three children before the age of 40, But in terms of the specific number of children, I will also give full consideration to her opinion."

The captain of the military doctor couldn't take it anymore: "Tuan Zuo, Lao Tian is gay."

"Homosexuality?" The colonel frowned, "Did you misunderstand Luna? Women are more intimate than men, and what looks like homosexuality between men is only normal among women. It’s just a way of communication. Isn’t it a bit reckless to easily judge your sexuality because of some intimate gestures between female friends?”

Of course, I don’t know if it’s influenced by Zixing’s environment and culture. Women on earth who don’t have Zixing’s bloodlines also start to treat girls as a social activity that has nothing to do with sexuality. Having sex with other women doesn’t prevent them from falling in love with men. socialize.But Dr. Tian is really a genuine lesbian who can't accept men at all!The captain of the military doctor wailed in his heart.

"Even if Luna has never had a male lover before, I don't think she has no interest in the opposite sex at all, it may just be that she hasn't found someone she likes."

Because of the phrase "the body is more honest than the mouth"?The captain of the military doctor had a splitting headache. "Tuanza, has she checked your cremasteric reflex or something?"

The colonel coughed uncomfortably twice.

The bad taste of this dead woman... I don't have a thing that can be used to explode an ass, but I am keen to use various medical equipment to tease gay men.The captain of the military doctor really wanted to look up to the sky and sigh.I really don't know why she is a dead girl, why she insists on getting along with gay men who don't interfere with the river water. Not only did the colonel suffer, but also caused such a big misunderstanding.

Seeing the colonel's appearance, he directly said that Dr. Tian's flirting with him was just a bad joke, I'm afraid he might not be able to listen to it.The captain of the military doctor decided to change his strategy: "Tuan Zuo, you are still young, you don't need to be so urgent about getting married, you might as well look at it more, maybe you can meet better ones. And whether you get married or not is not a big deal..."

"If getting married or not is not a big deal, there would be no such thing as a 'lifetime event'." The colonel was extremely serious, "The luck of meeting an ideal mate, the vision to identify an ideal mate, the charm of attracting an ideal mate, and the original relationship with the mate The social ability of family members to live in harmony, the strategy of managing marriage and maintaining relationships, the comprehensive planning ability of balancing work and family... A happy and happy marriage that lasts a lifetime can be said to be the most comprehensive test of a person's ability."

Seeing the colonel almost wrote the words "political correctness" on his forehead, the military doctor captain didn't know how to say it.

"I think Lieutenant Colonel Mehoff has set a very good example in this regard." The colonel glanced at the captain of the military doctor, "Please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there is anything wrong with Sergeant Tang."

How could he accept the transvestism of a military doctor sergeant?The military doctor captain was a little surprised: "Tangtang likes to wear women's clothes."

"Just a harmless little hobby."

While talking, the two had reached the end of the tunnel.

The captain of the military doctor pushed open the door of the tunnel and signaled the colonel to go up first: "Don't the group members think that he is like this, which is detrimental to the dignity of the [-]th group?"

"If you don't respect the basic human rights of every soldier, you will damage the real prestige of the [-]th regiment..." The colonel froze in place as soon as he raised his head.

"What's the matter?" The captain of the military doctor raised his head, his face was livid in an instant.

The exit of the tunnel is facing the buttocks of the military doctor sergeant, and there is a strange "horse tail" growing inside.

"Halberd, I can't pull it out, what should I do?" The military doctor sergeant turned his head pitifully, but he didn't expect to meet the colonel's face, "Team seat?"

After three full seconds of silence that froze the air, the colonel threw the military doctor captain out of the tunnel, then closed the tunnel door with a "bang", hid inside and beat him to death, refusing to come out.