My general

The more than 1000 knives of Otawara Lumina scared the enemy's courage, and at the same time boosted the morale of the Imperial Army-or rather, I was sincerely grateful that such a terrifying guy was on the same front as myself.Shangguan Heiying let Otawara Rumina skip two grades in a row and was promoted to the junior medical prison as a reward. He also signed his own name with a sense of humor, just begging Otawara Rumina Then don't spread the word.

Ohtawara Rumi was not afraid of anything that day, but Ohtawara Mariya was quite frightened by her.However, after such a big incident happened, Ohtahara Mariya was really afraid that her sister, who is highly skilled in medicine but more capable of offending others, would be plotted against. She reasoned that she was afraid that someone would come to her door again, so she changed her name to Tian Liya and left the imperial capital to live in seclusion. After changing the name, I feel that I am no longer sisters with Otawara Rumi, which is a pity.So out of her consistent admiration and admiration for her sister, Otawara Lumina also changed her name to Tian Luna, and according to her sister's request, she went to Shuichou for medical support under her name and hid herself until the limelight passed.

Shuizhou has beautiful mountains, rivers, and beautiful scenery. There are no seven aunts and eight aunts nagging in her ears, no hypocritical entertainment towards her family of medical officials, and a pure and pure sister next door who is completely different from the coquettish sluts in big cities... …Tian Luna got on the plane to Shuizhou in this way, sipping high-end wine in the first-class bar, while flipping through the latest medical magazines, looking forward to the "medical support" that is almost the same as traveling, when a sour voice came from beside her. voice: "Do you understand this kind of thing? Is this trying to seduce some surgeon?"

Dr. Tian raised his head and saw an old man with a short stature and wretched appearance who almost wrote the words "I am an old virgin from the Western Dynasty" on his forehead. doctor."

"You?" The wretched old man looked Dr. Tian up and down with uncomfortable eyes, "A woman is a surgeon? It's ridiculous in the world! Being a doctor is not pretending to be a fool. Letting a woman be a surgeon is simply making a fool of yourself." Joking with human life. I think you are not too young. While you are still young and beautiful, quickly find a man to marry, learn more about how to serve men, have more children, and get yourself a long-term meal ticket. It is serious Thing. When I get older, I become a hen that can’t lay eggs. No one wants to post upside down, and it’s too late to cry. I don’t think it’s a university, high school shouldn’t accept female students, and it’s a waste of time to have a baby. Great age."

Without hesitation, Dr. Tian poured the wine in his hand onto his face.

"What are you doing?" the wretched old man yelled.

"I haven't started 'doing' yet!" Dr. Tian picked up an empty wine bottle and smashed it down.

The flight attendant saw the passengers in the first-class cabin suddenly move their hands, and rushed forward to pull the two of them away. Seeing that the wretched old man's forehead was cut open by the broken glass of the wine bottle, bleeding profusely, he quickly turned on the broadcast: "Airplane Is there a doctor?"

Unexpectedly, more than a dozen people raised their hands-including those who hit people with wine bottles and those who were smashed.

It was the first time for the flight attendant to encounter such a situation, and paused: "Uh...we need a surgeon."

None of these people let go.

Now the flight attendant didn't know what to do, so he could only bring the surgeons in the business class to the first class: "Here... who will help this passenger treat the wound?"

Dr. Tian looked at a group of surgeons who were not only young, but also handsome, and all of them knew the wretched old man, and realized that this wretched old man should be a senior gay surgeon who only chooses students based on appearance , I always take it with me when I go out to meetings, I'm afraid that in my dreams, I want to be blown out of my brain by some of their sperm.

It was impossible for the wretched old man to treat his own wounds, but he obviously didn't want Dr. Tian to intervene, so he looked at his favorite students.But the surgeons in the business class look at me and I look at you, none of them dare to step forward.

"You keep on writing, and when the plane lands, you can contact the funeral home directly." Dr. Tian signaled that he would not hit anyone again, let the flight attendant let go, and pointed to one of the doctors, "You, say, now What should I do?"

"Press the blanket to stop the bleeding." The man pointed to the blanket on the plane.

"The blankets on the plane have always been sterilized and not cleaned. Using this thing to stop bleeding will only cause infection. Get out, next one!" Dr. Tian pointed to the second one, "You, tell me."

"Should use disinfectant..."

"The disinfectant on the plane contains fragrance and cannot be used to clean wounds. Go away, next one!"

"Use gut..."

"Such a little skin trauma, what kind of absorbable thread should I use? Go away, next one!"

"But……"

"No guts on the plane! Fuck off, next!"

"Nurse……"

"Why don't you call your mother? Go away, next one!"

……

After refuting a group of surgeons one by one, Dr. Tian squatted down in front of the wretched old man with a smirk: "As expected, like a teacher, there must be an apprentice. An old waste, taught a group of people who are pampered by modern medical care and can only rely on them." Little waste of antibiotics."

"Then what do you say?" The wretched old man was unconvinced, "There is no disinfectant, no suture thread, and no professionally trained surgical nurse to help. Can you sew one for me?"

"Actually, the answer has always been in front of you." Dr. Tian twisted the wretched old man's head, and pointed to the wine still flowing on his face to show the surgeons, "The history of using wine as a diuretic and antibiotic can be traced back to Hippo The era of Crates. Before the discovery and popularization of penicillin, wine was the only disinfectant commonly used in medicine and surgery, especially on the battlefield-wine can disinfect and clean wounds of wounded soldiers, and stimulate nerves while cleaning. Fast and practical."

"You..." The wretched old man was angry.

"That's right." Dr. Tian flicked his forehead, "The alcohol content of the wine is not high, it can't be burned, and we are on the plane, there is no fire around, I am obviously not pouring wine on your face to burn you. When the candle is lit, it's only there to sterilize you, so you don't die of a wound infection while you're grinding through the crap you taught. See, simple reasoning, isn't it?"

The wretched old man was tongue-tied.

"You don't think I poured wine on your face for some harmless and useless protest?" Dr. Tian's smile became brighter again.

"Let me see how you sew next?" the wretched old man gritted his teeth.

"It's easy." Dr. Tian took out a large roll of dental floss in his bag, "Don't worry about leaving scars, anyway, your face can't be more ugly."

Two minutes later, a string of beautiful surgical knots appeared on the wretched old man's head.

"Okay." Dr. Tian admired his masterpiece, "Did you see it? This is the correct way to deal with it in an emergency."

The surgeons applauded, until the wretched old man glared at him viciously, and then quickly put down their hands.

"You are so lucky to have me on the plane." Dr. Tian was still complacent, "If you let this group of trash you taught do it, you will die."

"If it weren't for you, what would my head be like?" The wretched old man hadn't been so distracted that he really regarded Dr. Tian as a benefactor, "Don't think it's over! When I get off the plane, I'm going to sue you for deliberately killing me." harm!"

"It's up to you." Dr. Tian returned to the bar, as if nothing had happened, continued to drink her wine and read her papers, not bothering to say anything to the wretched old man.

In the Galactic Empire, where gender equality is more inclined to women being superior to men, gender discrimination, especially insulting women, is sufficient for sentencing.The wretched old man was obviously unlucky, and he happened to be a judge of the Shangguan Dynasty. After hearing the cause and effect, he imitated the tone of Li Chengren, the head of the Privy Council of the Shangguan Dynasty: "The defendant was acquitted. This case involves medical details. Appeal to the Specialized Medical Court." Instead, the wretched old man himself was sentenced to a fine of [-] imperial yuan and forced compulsory labor for three weeks because he discriminated against women and framed Dr. Tian for intentional personal injury, which constituted low-level extortion and defamation. Finally, because he had already suffered a bottle of wine on the plane, he no longer had to be detained, and Dr. Tian was very annoyed for a while by his "gentlemen don't move their mouths, but girls don't move their hands".

The "little disturbance" on the plane just passed away.Dr. Tian found a residence in Shuichou and settled down, and then reported to the Shuichou General Hospital.

A great doctor from a family of medical officers, twice assisted the chief medical officer of Otahara Mariya to treat Shangguan Heiying, and the reputation of "Evil Star Empress" even resounded throughout the enemy-occupied areas. Today, he is still a backup medical officer, but he has come to the small hospital incognito. The small Shuizhou General Hospital is the attending physician.On the first day of work, the dean was terrified and led Dr. Tian to familiarize himself with the environment until he arrived at the surgical ward: "Dr. Tian, ​​this is Huang Xingjian, the director of surgery in our hospital. Director Huang, this is the new Dr. Tian Luna. Both are Very good surgeon, we will communicate more in the future..."

When they met each other, Dr. Tian recognized the wretched old man on the plane at a glance, and the surgical director also recognized the "ghost girl" who smashed his head to pieces. The first reaction of the two people coincidentally was: "Damn it!"