My general

The so-called "captain's room" is not a room for the captain who is a yacht staff at all, but a suite of the highest standard on a yacht. Not only is the interior decoration comparable to a six-star hotel, but the area is several times that of an ordinary suite. There is no sense of cramped space in general staterooms in order to maximize the use of limited space.

Entering from the entrance, the first thing that catches the eye is a magnificent reception room, the floor is covered with soft cashmere blankets, and the fluorescent lamp hidden in the ceiling emits soft light.Two sets of leather corner sofas are enough for four adults to lie on them. The floor-to-ceiling glass windows behind the sofas can have a panoramic view of the lake and mountains outside during the day, and the large screen that occupies the entire wall in front can be used for entertainment and meetings.In the corner near the door is a small bar that can be used as a dining table. The wine, tea, and coffee in the glass cabinet are all high-end products.The other side far away from the door is not a wall at all, but a group of large fish tanks that stand up to the sky. The expensive ornamental fish are dragging their tails like the skirts of a lady's evening dress, swaying in them.

On the other side of the fish tank is a study.The colonel became interested in the extravagant living room, but when he passed the study, he couldn't help but take another look inside.

The floor-to-ceiling glass windows in the study greatly alleviate the oppressive feeling brought by the towering bookshelves. Through the glass fish tank, you can also vaguely see the living room. When working in the study, you can not be disturbed by the outside world, but you will not feel isolated .What disappointed the colonel was that most of the bookshelves were arty decorations, and there were not many books.

There is a palm-high bronze David paperweight on the desk, but it is not the most famous Michelangelo's David, but Donatello's David.The handsome young David has an indistinguishable appearance. He is naked except for his hat and boots. He holds a sword in his hand and stands on the head of the giant Goliath. After completing the heroic deeds, he was even more pleasantly surprised to discover the power contained in his body, unlike a deified hero, but innocent and narcissistic like an ordinary teenager.

At first sight, the owner of the study used Donatello’s David instead of the imitation of Michelangelo’s David which has been rotten on the street, the colonel was overjoyed for a while, picked up the paperweight and glanced at it, but couldn’t help but wonder Natello felt sad.

As the first nude sculpture since the Middle Ages, Donatello's David only put on a religious cloak in order not to offend the religious forces at that time. In fact, the whole work is to express the beauty of the human body advocated by ancient Greece and Rome.Therefore, at a glance, the first thing you notice is David's youthful body, even if it weren't for the exaggerated feathers on the helmet worn by Goliath's head, which were tightly attached to David's bare legs, it would be scary. Few people will notice whether he is stepping on a stone or an enemy's head.But if you take a closer look, you will find Donatello's little scheming—David stepped on Goliath's head, and the feathers on Goliath's helmet clinged between David's legs, pointing straight at the head of Goliath. Uncovered si place.People who understand history can see Donatello's provocation to the conservative style of the Middle Ages from this small detail, but those who don't understand can only see the emotional meaning in it.

The owner of the paperweight is obviously the latter. He has no artistic accomplishment and has no idea of ​​the significance of such a work in the history of Western art. He only treats it as a first-class artwork, so that the male symbol between David's legs has been touched. are different from the rest and thus become more striking.Although it is just a copy, an epoch-making art treasure is treated like a meaningless sex toy. People can't help but feel sad for Donatello.

"Tuan Zuo, you like this too?" Seeing the Colonel playing with the paperweight, the Master Chief let out a malicious laugh.

"Donatello's David is quite special." The colonel raised the paperweight in his hand to the Master Chief. "Most people buy Michelangelo's David, and they don't know how to buy this."

"Is there a reason for this thing?" The Master Chief just stumbled across this thing in the second-hand goods trading market, and thought he liked the boy's figure, so he bought it, "By the way, David...isn't that...that...no Put on clothes... like this..." The Master Chief put on the clothes on his shoulders and looked forward.

"Your posture is reversed." The colonel didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "That is Michelangelo's David, and it is indeed more famous than Donatello's David."

"No wonder you only need cheap goods from the Three Empires." The Master Chief muttered in a low voice.

"Did you buy this thing?" Seeing the Master Chief nodded, the colonel was a little surprised, "I didn't expect you to understand this. Although Donatello is not as famous as Michelangelo, this sculpture can be said to be the transition from medieval art to the Renaissance. The watershed has epoch-making significance in the history of Western art. Thanks to the "Ark Project", when we retreated from the earth, we brought these art treasures to the Purple Star. Otherwise, our generation may only see its pictures , didn’t even know the existence of such an extraordinary work of art..."

"Taste shit! Fucked fags like that David, I'm a real man." The Master Chief wiped the underside of his nose.

The colonel realized that what he said to the Master Chief was just playing the piano against the cow, and he couldn't help feeling a little bit resentful that the "Ark Project" not only included the existing artworks on the earth at that time, ranging from every decoration in Queen Mary's doll's house, to the Great Wall, the pyramids, a They moved to Zixing without hesitation, and moved the tombs and even cemeteries of many celebrities along with their remains.If Michelangelo knew the Master Chief's evaluation of his "David", he would be so angry that he would cheat his body, and then come and drag the Master Chief into hell.

However, the Purple Star is much larger than the earth. Even if Michelangelo really cheated the corpse to find the Master Chief, he would have to swim to Shuichou for more than ten or twenty years, so there is no rush.The colonel put down the paperweight and continued walking inside.

Further inwards, at the bow, is a huge circular bedroom, dominated by white and gold.Floor-to-ceiling mirrors make rooms appear larger than they really are, and open-plan décor turns the landscape beyond the boat into an ever-changing wallpaper in the bedroom.

In the middle of the room, a magnificent kingsize round double bed is placed on two steps, and the brocade bedding on it has a graceful and luxurious metallic luster.The bedposts are two healthy statues of nude male gods. On the wall behind the bed, two men in the painting style of ancient Greek pottery pots are constantly changing various poses to perform erotica. , so that it looks obscene, but I am too embarrassed to be too blatantly obscene, so I use classical art to cover it up.

The bed is surrounded by soft cashmere rugs, which must feel unbelievably comfortable on bare feet on a winter morning.The circular windows around the whole room ensure the lighting during the day, and the floor-to-ceiling windows facing the bed allow the person on the bed to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the sea as soon as they get up, and also allows the person with bad taste to do some shameful things. , to satisfy a little exhibitionism.The climate of Shuizhou is similar to that of the Mediterranean coast on earth. In summer, the sun is strong during the day, but it is quite cool at night.At this time, in order to cool off, all the windows in the whole room were closed, and the fresh sea breeze passed through the hall, gently stirring the white gauze curtains around the bed, like the groom at a wedding unveiling the bride's veil.There is also a small balcony outside the bedroom, with white carved iron coffee tables, chairs, parasols, and deck chairs, ensuring that people in the suite can comfortably occupy the best view of the entire ship.

Seeing the bed, the colonel finally remembered that he was here to sleep: "Won't Lieutenant Colonel Mehoff come over and use it?"

"No. Just the two of them, given a dog cage, they can stay in it all night." And this suite was originally reserved for the Master Chief.The Master Chief played with the key in his hand, but didn't say the last word.In fact, the yacht was bought by the whole [-]th regiment together, and it was hung under the name of the bar owner, just to avoid being requisitioned as military property.The identity symbol of the real head of the [-]th regiment has never been a lofty military rank, not the letter of appointment from Shangfeng, but the key to the captain's room of the yacht.Just now, the Master Chief just went around to the Quartermaster, but in fact, the key to the captain's room has always been in his hands.

"There's a toilet over there, and there's a jacuzzi inside." The Master Chief stroked the □-shaped key hanging on his wrist, and "kindly" reminded him.

What is a "toilet"?Even if he can't say "lavatory", can't he even say "toilet" and "toilet"?Showering in the "toilet" sounds like standing in the toilet.The Colonel frowned, but wisely chose not to waste his words with the Master Chief.

Seeing that the colonel really went in unsuspectingly and didn't forget to lock the door heavily, the Master Chief couldn't help laughing to himself.And "strategy is more important than force", it's a good thing that the Master Chief went to look it up in the dictionary.What kind of bullshit "strategy" is serious and unpredictable. To put it bluntly, isn't it just a trick?The little white rabbit was deceived by the big bad wolf with a few words, so that he was sent to the door clean and innocent. Such a naive person even talked about "strategy" with the big bad wolf.

But if you want to eat him, don't rush it. At this moment, the little white rabbit's self-righteous appearance jumping under the big bad wolf's paw is more interesting than eating him directly.The sound of splashing water soon came from the bathroom.The sergeant jumped onto the bed in a big way, opened the portal and started playing the game.

After a while, the sound of the water stopped, and the Master Chief heard the sound of the door opening, followed by a cold sentence: "Why are you still here?"

The Master Chief raised his head and saw the colonel came out with only a bath towel around his waist. It took a lot of effort to resist the urge to tear it off.

"Master, Captain, doesn't care to live with someone like me?" The Master Chief concealed his lewd eyes with a narrow smile, "Okay. Those gendarme girls seem to occupy quite a big apartment, I'll go and They squeeze together." Saying that, she jumped off the bed, pretending to go outside.

Of course the colonel couldn't just sit back and watch him take advantage of the warrant officers.The problem is that the Master Chief only wears a pair of swimming briefs all over his body. It is really difficult to grab him.The Master Chief turned his back to the colonel, and he could feel him struggling, holding back his laughter and trembling all over.

In the end, the colonel chose to hold the shoulder of the master chief: "It's okay, let's sleep together."

He said "sleep together", and the little white rabbit said "sleep together"!In order to hold back his laughter, the Master Chief started to have a stomach ache. He turned his back to the Colonel and sorted out his emotions for a long time, and finally he was able to put on an expression that would not be too revealing.

"I'm done using it, don't you want to wash it?" The colonel pointed in the direction of the bathroom a little uncomfortably.

"Of-order-sir." The Master Chief swaggered towards the bathroom, trying not to make his intentions too obvious.