Shenmu Shenwu pitifully hugged his hands and shrank aside, his little hands were so injured, they were really pitiful.

After moaning and whining for a long time without getting any attention, the little milk dog pouted, and he was going to make a fuss.

The seven-year itch started before we were together!

It was so miserable.

But this time, Saiki Kusuo's attitude was quite tough. After he gave Shenwushang medicine powder, he said with a sullen face, 【How do you know that guy? 】

"Ah?" It took a long time to realize who the guy Kusuo was referring to. His shoulder-length black hair fell limply on Kanna's shoulders, and was tied into a low ponytail with a ribbon by the boy who found it troublesome. , draped obediently on his shoulders, coupled with those big maple syrup-colored eyes, Shenwu at this time has an indescribably cute and sensible.

Soft and soft hair, moist eyes with moisture, will obediently follow behind you, timidly holding the corner of your clothes, staring at you softly, making your heart melt I can't help but want to fulfill all his little wishes.

For a moment, Saiki Kusuo was shaken, and then covered his face in pain, so every time this guy walked with him and talked about having children and getting married, he felt like he was committing a crime ah.

But a certain milk dog has no intuition yet.

This is really a headache.

Said trouble, trouble, but the movement of the hand was light again. Even when the little milk dog subconsciously retracted his hand because the wound was stained with medicine, Saiki Kusuo gently put the bruised finger When it reached my mouth, I blew gently.

It's exactly the same as coaxing a child, and it's almost like saying Pain Feifei.

But based on past experience, no matter what happened, as long as his idiot brother was involved, it would definitely not develop in a good direction.

If you add a little milk dog who is like a troublemaker...

Suddenly feel a little worried about the future of mankind, the kind that is sincere.

[So, how did you know each other? 】

One is far away at Oxford University, and the other has basically never been abroad. These two parallel characters, what force majeure is the reason for their intersection?

The little milk dog blinked, unaware of Qi Mu's entanglement just now, and smiled heartily, "Because of Yato."

【what? 】

"We met on a dating site!"

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Isn't it according to the government survey that the young people of this generation have the lowest desire to marry and have children?

Not long ago, the government promulgated various benefits to encourage everyone to get married and have children, actively following the European and American standards, and the Prime Minister almost threw a document in the face of the people and begged them to have children.

I beg you to live, the government will help you raise them!

But... what the hell is going on with your milk dog?

His family's idiot brother finally gave up fighting against him, did he want to harm the next generation?

On the contrary, the little milk dog was a little embarrassed. This kind of blind date thought of his current brother, and accidentally said something embarrassing, no matter how nervous he was, he still couldn't say it.

Kanna who suddenly awakened the shame switch lowered his head, looked around, but didn't look at Kusuo who was sitting opposite him.

Yes, it is a blind date.

After Yedou proposed to let the little milk dog find a girlfriend to help him bear his sweet little burden, the little milk dog surrounded by owners or nieces couldn't help nodding, and then asked sincerely, "What should we do? "

After staring at each other's eyes on the chair in the golden arches, Yato was the first to be defeated. He took out his ancient brick mobile phone, "Let's register as a member first."

Little Milk Dog: Huh?

Thanks to the Internet, the greatest invention of this era, it not only shortens the distance between people, enhances the friendship between people, enriches the ways of communication between the two sides, and most importantly, provides a large online life for young single men and women. socialising platform.

As long as you fill in the real information, register as a member, and fill in half of your future requirements, the system will prioritize people you may be interested in in the database.

For a whole afternoon, the two surfed the Internet like bumpkins entering the city, exclaiming from time to time.

After a series of heirlooms, as if there is a straight man's declaration that the family needs to inherit the throne, even from a male standpoint, the little milk dog said angrily, "They actually want to marry a woman's womb. Bar?"

Why is it only a second marriage, and it is necessary to require women who have had a baby boy experience to be preferred?

It is also rare for Yetou to be unable to refute. After peeking at a bunch of good and bad dating websites, the little milk dog finally figured out the correct way to register.

After Papa waved ten fingers to fill out his personal information, he was in a difficult situation regarding the other half's request.

"Yato, what kind of person do you think I should like?"

Yato, who has been solo for hundreds of years: ...

He couldn't answer that question.

Under the increasingly loving eyes of the little milk dog, Ye Dou gritted his teeth. Although he has no experience, he can learn from it!

He can surround the earth three times by playing the love development game that has been cleared by Ye Fighting God!

"First of all, the age must be appropriate."

"Uh-huh."

"I can't be younger than you, and I have to be able to take care of you." Think about it, Shenwu, a silly kid with self-care ability and death-killing talent, if no one is watching, he can really fly to the sky in minutes .

"Then we need to have a common topic with you..."

Although he was helping to refer to the standards of the future girlfriend of the little milk dog, Zhongye, old father, and Dou had already completely substituted into the standard of "quasi-daughter-in-law" without knowing it.

The duo, who are love idiots, looked at the hundreds of conditions listed all over the place, and nodded in satisfaction. This is really great.

I just don't know why, after this request was sent, it was like a stone sinking into the sea. Kanna, who was looking forward to the stars and the moon waiting for the reply, pursed his lips as he looked at the clean mailbox. How fat is this?

Of course, it was because the quasi-evil mother-in-law Yato added a Harvard and Oxford degree to the final education requirements, and the age limit was below.

Are you kidding me, female junior holding gold bricks, if she is too old, this is a crime!

The juicy Chinese cabbage in his family is not something that any pig in the pigsty can come to!

Almost a week later, a pig studying at Oxford University... No, the young talent wrote back to Kanna.

The two chatted enthusiastically on the Internet, and many of their opinions were surprisingly consistent, which made the little milk dog feel good about this Miss Kongsuke who had never met before...

Until he accepted the video chat...

In his eyes, the delicate and frail Sorasuke-chan became Sorasuke-san, and...

Although they had a hot chat online, after they actually opened the video, the two looked at each other, and they turned their heads away in just a moment.

After confirming the eyes, it is a person with conflicting attributes.

Unlike Kanna's straightforward dislike, Saiki Kongsuke tilted his head with a smile and proposed to Kanna.

And let him look out the window.

Little milk dog:? ?

Pushing open the window hesitantly, a small unmanned aircraft was entrenched outside the window, dropped a beautifully packaged gift box, and left with deep merit and fame.

Under the urging of the boy with light blonde hair, the little milk dog didn't play cards according to common sense, and directly threw the diamond ring carefully wrapped in a black velvet box out of the window. , "What's your line number?"

"what?"

"How much is this ring, I will transfer it to you."

He has plenty of money, don't try to impress his heart with money. Thank you.

Qi Mukongsuke's perfect smile was a little chapped, and this development seemed to be different from what he had planned.

but……

In order to be able to win against his stupid brother once, Qi Mukong endured it.

As a genius with an IQ of 218 and almost swept away all human beings, Saiki Sorasuke's biggest regret is that after his parents gave birth to him, they gave birth to Kusuo, a freak.

The fact that even babies are inferior has become the biggest obstacle to overwhelm this genius. After studying abroad in the United States, while walking in a park, he overheard those housewives showing off their outstanding children.

At that moment, Sorasuke felt that he had opened the door to a new world.

After failing in the 1287th match, Saiki Kongsuke felt that his previous competition was in the wrong direction, and he needed to find someone as good as him to pass on to the next generation.

After hacking into the information databases of various countries, Shenmu Shenmu, who was almost lucky enough to enroll at a super high school level, became his primary consideration.

Yes, in the eyes of Qi Mukongzhu, his life path will be so bumpy because he lacks a little bit of key luck value.

And Shen Wu, who has filled up the luck points on the skill tree, is undoubtedly the other half he is looking for.

In order to relieve his worries, Saiki Sorasuke even used his spare time to study biological genetics, and finally mastered the secret of y chromosome combination to breed the next generation.

After learning from the surveillance video that the boy had logged in to a dating site, a girl named Sorasuke-chan was born.

The only thing that Qi Mukong didn't expect was that their attributes were heavier...

It's okay to only make friends online, but after actually meeting...

I will cry if I continue.

On the contrary, the little milk dog is quite interested in the black technology of y-chromosome combination proposed by Sorasuke. This kind of black technology that violates the laws of nature is really interesting to think about.

Therefore, after Shenwu threw away the diamond ring, the good network surface completely distorted towards an uncontrollable place. The scientific research atmosphere of this large academic forum made it hard for him to skip work and rush to the little milk dog's house. Yato, who wanted to get a side view of his future daughter-in-law's character, backed away silently.

Backed away again, and finally closed the door to the ocean of knowledge silently.

No way, in this world of learning gods, a scumbag like him really doesn't have the courage to step into_(:3∠)_.

The author has something to say:

Qi Shen: Wait, why do your attributes collide?

Little Milk Dog: Because we are all going to get Kusuo into trouble ╭(╯^╰)╮.

And... are you fattening up recently?There are so few clicks_(:3∠)_.

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